Princess Daisy walked down a cobblestone path with some joyful pep in her step. She had recently been invited to be in Super Smash Bros, and she was incredibly excited to say the least. However, she wasn't much of a fighter, so she decided to visit her best friend: Princess Peach Toadstool, to get advice on how to fight, since Peach had been participating in the Tournament for years. Eventually she reached Peach's grand castle: large spires and an elegant stained glass portrait of her, which still to this day wowed any who approached. The white marble bridge looked as pristine as ever. Walking up to the two large front doors, she pressed the doorbell, which caused a loud chiming bell to sound, no doubt alerting Peach to her presence.
Peach walked down the steps of the foyer to the front door, throwing it open to greet her friend. "Hey Daisy! What a nice surprise. Come on in." Peach said, opening the door further for the fellow princess.
"Yo Peach!" Daisy greeted in her usual upbeat tone of voice as she followed shortly behind Peach. It had been a while, and Daisy couldn't help but notice how big Peach's behind was as it jiggled under her dress in front of Daisy. However being the polite Princess she was, she of course wouldn't bring it up...yet.
"So how have you been? You look great by the way! Have you been doing squats at all?" Peach said, eying Daisy's figure with a smile.
"Well, I have been exercising a little..." Daisy said coyly, thinking about how much progress her own butt was making.
"Well it shows! You've got so much junk in that trunk I'm surprised you fit through the door!" Peach said with a giggle, continuing to walk with Daisy towards the courtyard.
Daisy couldn't help but feel both surprise and flattery towards Peach's frank comments about her behind. It showed on her face, Peach noticing her reaction and giggling as a result.
"I'm just joking around! Be proud of your butt, girl!" Peach said reassuringly, looking at Daisy with a sweet smile.
Daisy nodded slightly. "Thanks... I guess." She giggled as they made their way to the courtyard. "So Peach, I came to tell you some big news!" She started, looking at Peach with a big smile.
"Oh of course! You must've come all this way for a reason. What did you need?" Peach asked her friend, before opening the door to the courtyard. Birds chirped in the giant trees that lined the walls of the beautiful outside area.
"Well..." Daisy's smile only grew wider as she dragged out her answer for effect. "I got invited to fight in Super Smash Bros!" She cheered, jumping and putting her arms in the air.
Peach gasped in surprise with a big smile. "Oh my gosh Daisy that's fantastic!" Peach embraced her in a hug, before backing up, grabbing Daisy's hands and holding them. "I'm so glad you finally get to smash with me and everyone else! So, you got a fighting style down? I'm sure all that exercise will pay off even more!" Peach said, slightly hopping up and down excitedly.
"Well actually... that was another thing I was going to ask you about." Daisy answered, letting go of Peach's hands and backing up a little to explain. "So I'm not much of a fighter myself, and with the exception of sports and the odd few days I exercise I don't do a whole ton of physical activity." She began, looking down at her modest form. "But you've been doing lots of that for years, so I was hoping that maybe you could help me learn how to fight!" She concluded, smiling wide at her friend's beautiful face.
"Wow, you came to me for help! That's so nice of you to think of me! Of course I can teach you how to fight! It's a good thing too you've been working out your butt, because that's exactly what you should use in matches! Well, at least it's what I prefer to use!" Peach said smiling, before chuckling a little. "But, there is just one more thing you should know if you want to fight like me." Peach said, crossing her arms and walking away a little.
"...What's that?" Daisy asked, a little confused as she watched Peach take a few steps away. Did she say that she preferred to use her butt to fight? She thought to herself, while Daisy knew that Peach fought in SSB, she's hadn't watched in a while, so she had forgotten about some of Peach's more... interesting moves.
"Well, in addition to using your booty, you'll also have to use... THIS!" Peach said, when she suddenly dashed towards Daisy, her butt facing towards her.
PRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT!
The fart cloud was blasted right at Daisy from Peach's dash move, not only nudging her with her butt, but assaulting Daisy's nose with a very unpeachy scent.
"What the-?!" Daisy gasped as the sudden stench of old cheese assaulted her nostrils. The fart blasted a green cloud that also puffed up Peach's dress. Daisy coughed at the sudden influx of odor before opening her eyes to a smug looking Peach. "Was... that a..." She stammered, still trying to collect herself.
"A fart? Yes, it was. Not really one of my good ones, but a fart nonetheless. Sorry for the sudden bomb drop, I just wanted to give you a taste of how powerful you'll be once you master the technique! It wasn't too bad I hope!" Peach giggled, taking small sniffs of her own brand.
"And I even went easy on you there!"
"Hope that wasn't too bad?" Daisy thought to herself. That smells awful! She couldn't help but -cough- more at the stench; however she was still confused at what Peach was getting at. "P-Peach?" She eventually coughed out. "Could you please take a few steps back and uhh... explain yourself?" She asked.
"Oh sure! Well I'm not sure if you ever knew this about me, but I'm naturally really gassy. Like, crazy gassy. So one day, I figured, I've got a pretty sizable booty and lots of gas, why not use that to my advantage? So, I developed Butt Fu! Or Booty Fu if you prefer. The art of using your farts and butt to subdue opponents!" Peach posed with a proud smile, sticking out her butt a little with her hands on her wide hips. "I've been using it for years, and it hasn't failed me yet!"
As Daisy listened to Peach's explanation, she suddenly remembered watching an old match that Peach was in years ago. She remembered seeing Peach throwing her big booty around at opponents and defeating them. While that explained the butt part, it didn't explain the farts which she didn't remember. "Oh... wait! I remember you using your butt to fight!" She exclaimed. "But I don't remember you farting..."
"Really? I've always been gassy! Well If it's too much for you to handle, you don't have to learn it I guess..." Peach said, looking away with her arms folded, a sly smile on her face.
Peach looked back to her, really excited looking. "Great! You won't regret this Daisy! Plus, that big booty of yours will only get bigger as you practice!" Peach said, giving Daisy's butt a nice smack, causing it to jiggle. "I can tell you'll be a pro in no time!"
"Alright!" Daisy exclaimed, Peach's enthusiasm alone making her feel 100 times better about learning this unorthodox fighting style. "Well... I guess I'm that gassy..." She then thought to herself out loud, however she assumed that Peach would have some kind of solution for that.
Peach suddenly gasped. "I got it! I got a way you could get gassy quick! Although it's a bit, touchy. In order for me to do this, I kind of need to grab... your butt." Peach said, twiddling her fingers. "If you're okay with that, then I can give you some farting abilities, but if you're not, I guess I could make you gassy through normal means!" Peach said, wanting her friend's consent.
Daisy's eyes went wide as many thoughts went through her head. Peach, the beautiful, big bootied princess wanted to touch her butt? The idea sounded quite arousing, but she didn't want to make it seem that way. "Oh...ok! I guess I can work with that!" She eventually responded, trying to sound like a playful friend rather than a little aroused.
