Oh Where, Oh Where Has The Shapeshifter Gone?

Where, oh where has the Shapeshifter gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He's not this table,

He's not this chair,

Oh where, oh where can he be?

Always snooping,

and always watching,

Oh where, oh where can he be?

Perhaps he's a drink,

Perhaps he's a padd,

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He's not this lamp

Nor is he the glass

Oh where oh where can he be?

The smuggler's waiting

With his gemstones...

Oh where oh where can he be?

My hoped-for profits

Will all be ruined

Oh where oh where can he be?

Quark glances around exasperatedly, looking for Odo... and sees him leaning against the bar, watching him with amusement, getting ready to arrest the smuggler...

"I was the dart stuck in O'Brien's dart board..."