ACT THREE: OOF, OUCH, MY BONES
Chapter 1: The Elephant In The Room And By That I Mean The Fucking Corpse In The Basement

Stoop Kid quickly got his mind off the matter, but only because it shifted over to a different one he realized he had neglected the night prior: Agent Smith's corpse in the basement. He got out of bed and went over to the closet and retrieved a pair of jeans and a shirt from within and started making his way downstairs. Judy followed shortly behind wearing only her button-up shirt and thong from the night before.

"Do you work from home, Stoop Kid?" Judy asked him inquisitively as he rifled through the refrigerator for something to eat for breakfast.

"Uhh... sort of, I suppose. Chloe's the one that really works. I have income, but it is all passive. Anything I do now is mostly as a hobby or odds and ends for a little extra spending money." Stoop Kid replied.

"Oh, that's cool!" Judy replied. "What kind of stuff do you do as a hobby?"

"Well, uh, I mostly read and write erotic fanfictions. I had to teach myself how when I was a kid, and it was really the only way I could get away from a lot of things going on in my life at the time. I really grew to appreciate it."

"Oh, I'm real sorry to hear it started out like that, Stoop Kid. I think it's real neat you like reading, though. I like reading, too, and it seems like not very many people I know do other than our book club. I like to paint, too. I did theater in high school and college, but kind of lost interest when I heard about how fucked up a lot of it is behind the scenes - same reason I turned down a modeling offer once before. I ended up getting into swimming since it ended up being a really good stress relief and a way to stay in shape." Judy said in response.

"Yeah... the book club. How did you get involved with that living so far away from here?"

"Oh, that was through Chloe. She was in the town I went to college at for some real estate training or something. I noticed they'd gone to our restaurant for lunch where I was waiting, and I saw her kind of off by herself reading," Judy replied. "We got to talking quite a bit and became decent friends. We kept in touch on social media and stuff. I had a week of vacation this week, so figured I'd make the flight in and see the city and then fly out with a day or two to spare... but now I'm still here, and I think there's supposed to be a pretty bad winter storm coming in soon."

"So what are you going to do now?" Stoop Kid asked as he moved over to sit at the dining room table.

"I really don't know," Judy said as she leaned in the doorway. "I mean, technically, I can do my work anywhere so long as I have a camera and an internet connection, but I still need a place to do it and my, uh... other equipment I use."

"What kind of work do you do?" Stoop Kid asked.

"I sell adult content online," Judy said somewhat sheepishly, as if she weren't sure what Stoop Kid would make of the matter.

"Like on PornHub?"

"No, not on PornHub. Well, at least not anymore. They shut down any channel that was amateur. All my stuff is on OnlyFans now, although I do occasionally advertise by posting some tamer stuff on reddit to /r/petitegonewild, /r/buttsharpies, and /r/ballbustingpussyenvy, although I don't really keep up on that one now that I'm single."

"I imagine you do well on there," Stoop Kid said with a smirk. "I take it your ex helped with teaching you how to do what you did to me last night?"

Judy blushed. "Oh... no, not really. I had to teach myself that with my equipment... he wasn't nearly as big as you are. I get a lot of deepthroating requests, though, so I had practice. I just hadn't ever had the chance to try it on a real man before... you were my first."

"Your first? You mean what you gave me last night was a first attempt?!" Stoop Kid said surprised. "You're telling me there's a good chance you've still got room for improvement?!"

Judy continued to blush. "Yeah..." she laughed softly. "I guess so, but I don't really know how much else I could add to what I did, really."

Stoop Kid felt the head of his penis push against his pants and also the underside of the table. As much as he wanted to help Judy perfect her suckology, he knew he could not distract himself with such things again when he had more pressing needs in the basement. Instead, he quickly changed the conversation.

"Well, I guess maybe we can talk about that later. So what's your plans if you can't head back home due to weather?"

"I don't know. I was thinking maybe I could get a hotel or something, but I didn't really bring much money. I kind of had everything budgeted out, and my tickets were prepaid." Judy said, looking at her feet.

"Well, I can put you in a room if you want. I have some cash I can give you." Stoop Kid offered. "I had some errands to run, anyway, so I can drive you by the hotel, too."

"No," Judy said. "That's fine. I do have a rental car. I can drive there if you give me the address to the place."

"Sure thing!" Stoop Kid said. "Let's get your stuff packed into your car and I'll point you in the right direction."

Judy and Stoop Kid went back up to the bathroom and retrieved her pants and bra from where she'd left them the night before, Judy putting them back on along with her shoes, and then walked out to her car at the curb. While Judy was setting her books and empty champagne bottles in the hatch of her rental (she kept the bottles as souvenirs), Stoop Kid noticed a note under the windshield wiper. He retrieved it and looked at it.

"I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU, STOOP KID." the note said.

Stoop Kid quickly shoved the note into his pocket and made a quick scan of the area. He felt quite naked without his gun on him. Fearing someone being nearby listening, he told Judy he would just enter in the hotel address in her phone. "I can put my number in there, too. I'd like it if you could text me when you get there so I know everything went alright checking in. Here's some money for the room, too"

Stoop Kid gave Judy a couple hundred dollars, and he also proceeded to put his contact information into her phone as well as the hotel address. He then told Judy to drive safe, and watched her drive away from the curb and off into the city.

Stoop Kid then quickly walked back inside his home and bee-lined it down into the basement. In there still lay the body of Agent Smith. Stoop Kid knew that he would have to act fast and try to get this body far outside of town before the winter storm hit. He retrieved a hacksaw, a few Rubbermaid tubs, and a hammer from his workbench and began his dismemberment of the body.

Removing the limbs was straightforward enough in that it merely required the sawing of them off, but Stoop Kid had to take special care in severing the tips of Guðmundur's fingers, and also took care in pulling his teeth out with the pliers he'd used earlier to destroy the ear piece. Stoop Kid then proceeded to smash the teeth with his hammer, as well as the fingertips so as to fracture and splinter the bones within. He then placed them in a shop rag and took them over to the sewer pipe in the basement, dumping the contents of the rag into it through the service cap.

Stoop kid then proceeded to further cut Guðmundur's body into pieces as close to foot square chunks as he could so they would more easily fit into the rubber tubs he had set out. He saw some chicken wire in the corner from when he had tried to keep squirrels out of the flower bed the summer prior, as well as a few left over paving bricks from redoing the back patio the first spring he and Chloe spent together in the home. Stoop Kid then proceeded to wrap pieces of Guðmundur's body along with a paving stone each in chicken wire, then place them into the tubs. It took him about five tubs to get everything squared away, but squared away they did get. He then proceeded to stuff a Glock 17 into his waistband, and then carry each tub to the detached garage so he could load them into his Tesla Cybertruck's covered bed. In the garage, he also tossed a shovel and jerry can of gasoline into the bed before leaving.

Stoop Kid shifted his truck into "go" after making it start, and pulled slowly out of the drive. He did not like doing this task in the daylight, but he knew he had to beat the incoming storm otherwise he may be stuck with the evidence of his heinous crime for days, if not weeks, making it risker to his freedom with each passing hour. Fortunately, he made it outside of city limits without any issues, and was on his way towards the Columbia River.

Stoop Kid backed his truck up to the bank at a somewhat sheer edge several yards above the water. He then dumped the tubs over the edge and their contents into the water so that they may sink and be eaten by whatever wildlife resided within. Knowing he couldn't risk the tubs being found, either, Stoop Kid proceeded to dig a shallow hole a bit further from the bank with the shovel he had brought. He then broke the tubs into pieces and tossed them into said hole before pouring in the gasoline he'd brought. Fortune was in his favor as it had begun to snow quite a bit by this point. "The snowfall should mean no one in any nearby town or road can see the smoke," Stoop Kid thought to himself as he ignited the fuel to melt the tubs. Once he made sure everything had melted down and the fuel burned off, he covered the pieces with dirt once again and patted it as flat as he could. Again, fortune being in his favor that the snowfall would mask the disturbed earth underneath, and cover any tracks his truck may have otherwise left had it started snowing earlier.

Stoop Kid had pulled it off. He could put this behind himself and Chloe and continue to live life as a free man. At least free from the government's reach, that is: he received a text right as he began entering city limits once again. Curious to see if Chloe had sent him a photo of her hella nice titterinos or her super dope pussadoodle, Stoop Kid checked his phone. Instead he was greeted by a message from an unknown number. "I know you" it said. He sent a photo back of his scalp and unibrow, captioned "who dis send nudes".

He received two photos in response. One of Chloe on her office phone at work through its window, and the other of Judy masturbating while sitting on the counter of her hotel room bar through its window, as well. It was simply captioned: "Choose one."