ACT THREE: OOF, OUCH, MY BONES
Chapter 3: Welcome to the party, pal.

Stoop Kid and Judy made their way through the rest of the park without issue, and were closing in on Chloe's office. The sky was getting dark, however, and the snow even deeper. Stoop Kid knew that the men after him probably were well equipped to the point of being able to outlast Stoop Kid, Judy, and Chloe's efforts to hole up in her office. They'd have to try to escape somehow, and quick.

Stoop Kid and Judy finally made it to the rear of the building and saw that it seemed to be clear. Stoop Kid lifted Judy up to reach the fire escape ladder that went to the second floor, and she let the ladder down for him. After climbing it, he pulled it back up to deter anyone from following. The two then made their way inside the building, and had started making their way down the upstairs hall towards the lobby balcony when they heard a gunshot.

"THAT ONE MORE DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!" a man yelled. "WE KNOW YOU HERE, CHLOE. GET YO' RATCHET ASS OUT HERE, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! I'LL DROP EVERY ONE OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS OUT HERE, I SWEAR, NO CAP, ON GOD!" Stifled screams and sobs filled the air as Stoop Kid and Judy slowly looked over the balcony's edge to see several armed, masked men standing around a group of Chloe's coworkers sitting on the floor of the lobby. One lay on the floor, blood quickly pooling around their head.

"Fuck my ass!" Stoop Kid whispered to himself. "Where the fuck is Chloe?"

Stoop Kid and Judy went back down the hallway and started checking what doors might be unlocked. Stoop Kid suddenly realized he could simply message Chloe over the phone. He quickly sent a photo of his now-chapped and partially frost-bitten dick to her via SnapChat, "wya?"

A few seconds later, Stoop Kid received a photo of Chloe's asshole with her pinky finger inserted halfway inside of it. "back office, floor 2, water cooler" the caption said. Stoop Kid and Judy proceed to the end of the hallway and poked their heads inside the last office they could find. They saw a water cooler at the far end of the room and made their way towards it. They looked around and eventually saw Chloe hiding underneath the table beside it; she had pulled some drawers and shelving underneath the table to conceal her position.

"Chloe! It's us. Stoop Kid and Judy," Stoop Kid whispered. Chloe emerged from underneath the table holding her snub-nosed revolver. She immediately embraced Stoop Kid while still on her knees, kissing his ponger through his pantalones.

"Stoop, why are they killing those people? Why are they after me?"

"They aren't. They're after me... I think." Stoop Kid said. "We need to get out of here."

"But my friends! They'll keep killing them until they find me, and if I'm not here, they won't stop killing them until they're all dead!"

"She's right, Stoop Kid," Judy said. "We have to do something."

"I've only got a few rounds left in this piece," Stoop Kid said. "Yours only has five in it. How many of them are there?"

"I think there's six or seven of them," Chloe said. "They all have guns, too."

"What if we take one of theirs?" Judy asked.

Stoop Kid realized this was a good idea, mostly because stealing one of their guns would mean he probably wouldn't die. "Yeah, but if we shoot one, they're all going to hear that and rush us."

"They usually send one out looking for me every once in a while," Chloe said. "We might be able to take him down quietly. One of us can distract him while the others take him out. They carry radios, though, so we'll have to be fast before they can try using it."

Stoop Kid agreed to this idea. He also knew if they saw Chloe, they would immediately radio in to the others. He also knew they would do the same if they saw Stoop Kid. Judy was likely unknown to these men, however, and so she would serve as bait as she might be able to capture their attention without necessarily raising their guard. They positioned Judy in the office across the hallway. The plan was to distract the guard at the door facing her so Stoop Kid and Chloe could take him out from behind. Judy got into position, and did not have to wait long. Soon, a guard came down the hallway and towards her door. Quickly, she ripped open her top, undid her fly, and began masturbating ferociously in an office chair. Stoop Kid and Chloe watched from the room they were in across the hall as the guard poked his head into Judy's door, his penis visibly awakening.

In the guard's aroused state of confusion, Stoop Kid and Chloe approached from behind. Chloe quickly put her hands over his nose and mouth while Stoop Kid grabbed a knife from the break room table and shoved it into the base of his neck, piercing his spinal cord, thereby paralyzing him and further rendering him unable to speak. Stoop Kid then proceeded to take his sub-machinegun off of him. He checked the man's clothes for more ammo, and found a couple extra magazines which he then placed in his pockets. He then wrote on the man's shirt in his own blood, "now I have an erection".

Realizing they had plenty of time due to the amount of hostages the men still had to get through before they'd killed everyone, Stoop Kid looked at Chloe.

"Just in case we don't make it, do you want to get your dick on at work one last time?" he asked her.

"Only if she helps - it wouldn't be fair for her to only just watch if there's a chance she won't make it, either," Chloe replied.

Stoop Kid then told his penis to get hard, and it did so (it was very obedient and had never bitten anyone). He then undid his pants and told the girls to start sucking as if their lives depended on it. Judy pushed Chloe out of the way, causing her to fall over a chair, and immediately took the entire length of Stoop Kid's engorged, one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people skeeter into her throat, accidentally swallowing him into the wrong hole, causing some of her bronchioles to enter his peehole. Had she been able to breathe, she would have coughed, but fortunately, Stoop Kid's penis was acting as if it were a plug and her mouth a drain, preventing them from being discovered in their hiding. Chloe had positioned herself across the room by this time and had removed her pants and underwear, and she now began running at Stoop Kid in a full sprint. Just before reaching him, she jumped, opened her legs, and aimed her stench trench directly at his face. She immediately wrapped her legs around his head upon impact and grabbed the rafters with both hands for support while the three formed the most dick-suckingest human centipede to ever exist. Chloe bit her wrist to stifle her moans as Stoop Kid proceeded to tongue fuck her ginch as Judy was forcing Stoop Kid's dick past her carda, exposing it to stomach acid which tingled his warrior's helmet. Judy had continued masturbating, her stifled moans causing vibrations to run down his length. Chloe began waterboarding Stoop Kid by way of her relentless and never-ending cooming onto his face, and he also felt Judy's throat tense as she had also began to cum, which then caused Stoop Kid himself to blast his spurts directly into Judy's small intestine. The immobilized guard watched from the floor in silent terror.

The three then quietly got themselves composed once again, and proceeded to quietly drag the guard towards the balcony. Stoop Kid told the women to wait for his mark, and he'd crawl around to the side so he could get a clear shot when they tossed the guard over. Once in position, he gave them the signal. The women then threw the quadriplegic guard over the bannister of the balcony, causing him to then land head-first on top of one of the hostages, killing both instantly. The other guards turned to look at what was happening, and Stoop Kid stood, emerging from his firing position.

"YIPPIE-KI-YAY, SHIT PICKLES!" Stoop Kid shouted before proceeding to dump an entire magazine worth of ammunition into the guards and hostages alike, killing the majority of both groups within mere seconds. After a quick reload, Stoop Kid then picked off the remaining guards and members of human resources with controlled bursts.

"ALRIGHT, GIRLS, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Stoop Kid shouted, deafened by the gunfire inside the very echo-y lobby.

"WHAT?!" they shouted back.

"WHAT?!" Stoop Kid shouted back.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Chloe shouted.

"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!" Judy yelled back.

"WHO THE FUCK IS YELLING?!" Stoop Kid demanded.

"WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!" yelled one of Chloe's mortally wounded coworkers.

"I CAN'T HEAR SHIT, DICK, OR ASS!" Judy shouted.

"FUCK MY FUCKING EARHOLES!" Stoop Kid shouted to himself.

"FUCK ME!" Chloe yelled, her ears now visibly bleeding.

Stoop Kid ran over to the women and attempted communicating once more. "WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" he shouted. The women nodded and agreed, and so they followed Stoop Kid back out of the building. The sun had set, and so now they ventured back into the still of the night, hoping to find a way back home and away from this madness. They were fortunately only a few blocks away from their home now, and so they continued into the darkness, pursued only by the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE of their ears