ACT FOUR: M. NIGHT SHALAHAMAHAMAHA
Chapter 2: Return to Sender
Finally, the day of the trial arrived. The winter's first snow had started falling on this very day in November. Stoop Kid arrived to court in his nicest white tuxedo as he sat down with his lawyer, Joseph Rosenburgergoldenbaum. He glanced around to see if Judy had arrived. He saw some fat bitch that looked kind of like her, but unfortunately it would seem she had not. The bailiff then told everyone to stand up. The judge then entered and told everyone to sit back down. Stoop Kid did not realize he had been sent to the Catholic courtroom, but hoped their track record of objective and reasonable persecution and judgement continued today.
"Stoop Kid," the judge bellowed authoritarianly. "In the shooting death of Gerald Johanssen, how do you plead?"
"Au contraire", Stoop Kid plead per his attorney's advice.
"My nigga," said the judge. "Case dismissed. Fuck that guy." The judge then smacked his gavel on top of his bench several times as if he was trying to kill a spider before throwing it to Stoop Kid. "You can keep this shit as a souvenir for the work you did for our streets out there. Hell, you can come over and have dinner with me tomorrow night. I'll even let you fuck my husband for all I care!" The judge then proceeded to leave his bench and moonwalk back into his chambers.
Stoop Kid was then directed to leave the courtroom. Suddenly, that one fat bitch came waddling her ass over to him.
"Stoop Kid!" the heifer said to him.
Suddenly, Stoop Kid realized this bitch that looked like Judy actually was Judy. She had gotten way super fat (but it did make her tits pop, so it wasn't all bad).
"Judy? Why come you're fat as fuck now?" Stoop Kid asked her bluntly.
"Stoop Kid... when you peed your cum into my frontbutt that day in the bed, you knocked me up. Birth control always fucked with me, and I hadn't been with a man in so long, anyway, I just... got caught up in the moment, I guess." she said.
"Yeah," Stoop Kid replied. "Fuck condoms. #RawPatrol"
"So what should we do now?" Judy asked Stoop Kid.
"Control-Alt-Delete that shit," Stoop Kid said.
"Stoop..." Judy said. "It's too far along. We can't do that anymore."
"Well... want me to just come home with you from here? We can discuss our options."
Judy agreed to this and allowed Stoop Kid to travel back to Bluffington with her to her apartment. Stoop Kid followed Judy into her studio apartment (which she only paid $1,850.00/month for; a real bargain) and slapped the shit out of her ass, metaphorically, as soon as the door closed.
"Stoop Kid!" Judy said in surprise.
"Get your pussy out, gurl. Ain't like I can get you knocked up again." he said.
"Not until you get your dick out first!" Judy replied.
Judy then proceeded to tear away at Stoop Kid's pants, exposing his weinerino to the open air in her apartment which was at room temperature.
"I hope you have a lot of your cum for me, daddy" Judy said, "because now I'm eating for two."
Stoop Kid's penis did not move and instead remained completely and totally erect as normal as it was equally turned on by the first part of her statement as it was turned off by the second.
Judy carefully lowered herself down to the floor, sitting on her feet, and taking Stoop Kid into her mouth, past her lips and onto her tongue. Stoop Kid, looking down to watch his pongus impersonate Harry Houdini's famed disappearing act into Judy's esophagus instead caught the at first piercing, then comforting, and yet then further hot as fuck eyes of Judy as she looked up at him while taking him slowly into her mouth, one hand holding the base of his peener shaft, the other cupping his balls. Stoop Kid took great notice of the confidence in her eyes, and further notice of how her sucking on his mauve avenger caused her cheeks to be pulled in slightly, accentuating her cheek bones, and applying gentle pressure to the sides of his dick. This was one of the slowest, most passionate sucking-upons Stoop Kid had ever had involving his very own penis, and at the same time, he found it to also be the hottest. Stoop Kid's dick got harder with each passing second of seeing her like this. It was as if Judy were making love to him with her mouth to make sure he was both pleasured and appreciated instead of just trying to treat his dick like a pipe snake being rammed down the sink drain after your dumbass sister who can't cook worth a shit and is dumber than a box of fuck proceeded to pour an entire fucking pan of hamburger grease down the drain like a fucking stupid-ass retarded bitch before leaving the next morning for Denver so your ass had to deal with that clogged up shit on your own and she suddenly forgot how to answer her fucking phone when you tried calling her about the fucking bill for this shit you had to pay trying to get her to pay for half of it since it was her fault in the first fucking place and the fact the plumber that showed up got there early and saw you with your tits out walking past the window to throw on a shirt before answering the door and now this fucking guy won't stop staring at your erect nipples through the fabric of your Zayn Malik t-shirt and keeps trying to ask you for your number and keeps "accidentally" having his dick flop out of his pants the entire time he's working on the drain and asking you if you have a boyfriend or if you want him to power blast your drain with his cock rocket and then after he leaves you report his ass to the Better Business Bureau because even though you did let him fuck you on the kitchen floor with your ass up, tits on linoleum, his dick game was weak sauce and it ended up being a waste of your time and ribbed condoms.
Judy kept making her slow passes at Stoop Kid's penis with her mouth, their eyes locked, for what felt like an eternity to Stoop Kid. He suddenly realized Judy had never just had plans to saddle and skedaddle, but instead was truly passionate and cared for him. This made Stoop Kid harder than he had ever been before knowing that this hot-ass dime-piece sucking his precious bodily fluids out of his dick pole also cared about how he felt on the inside in his brain. Stoop Kid realized further he had finally discovered the meaning of life, and it was to find the hottest girl imaginable that can not only drain your balls of cum, but fill your heart with love. Stoop Kid decided that if he were to have someone shit out his cum as a pet, he wanted it to be someone who loved him in this very way, and who he was quickly realizing he seemed to love in the same way.
Finally, between Stoop Kid's epiphany and Judy's totally hot as fuck eyes looking back at him from the tip of his dicker, Stoop Kid's semen abandoned ship. Judy's gaze was unaffected by the explosive blast of Stoop Kid releasing his liquid doves into the back of her throat, impacting it like Dale Earnheart rounding the fourth turn at the Daytona 500. The lack of her flinch or distraction, never breaking her gaze, further accentuated the dopamine release from Stoop Kid's cockqua jet attack and made it even hotter to him.
Despite his massive coooooom, Judy stayed at her post, like a super gay guard at Buckingham Palace. Stoop Kid and his weiner couldn't take it any longer. He had to reward this woman for everything she had done for him and said weiner. Stoop Kid gently took her mouth off his huge rod. Stoop Kid then helped Judy remove her clothes, then laid her on her back on her coffee table. He couldn't help but notice how super swole her boobs were now, which was super rad. He then proceeded to take his dick and fuck Judy as hard as he possibly could in an attempt to physically thank her for everything she had done for him. He proceeded to fuck her with such fury and might that you'd have thought he worked for the IRS and she had three years of unpaid income tax. Judy's screams of pleasure made him achieve an erection 125% larger than ever before and then smash his dick into her harder and harder, breaching the opening of her cervix explosively as if it was an ATF unit dispatched by Janet Reno in central Texas.
Stoop Kid attempted to lean down to kiss Judy, but her stomach (and her screaming as if she were a siren that totally also did anal maybe, which was hawt as fugg) made it difficult to do so, and so instead he settled for squeezing her full tits which now looked fucking awesome as shit. In doing so, however, it appeared Judy's titty had begun to cry. Not understanding what was happening, Stoop Kid proceeded to clap his hands on both sides of one of her boobs, blinding him. Blinded by lactation, Stoop Kid proceeded to blindly fuck away at Judy until he couldn't bear it any longer, and he came so fucking hard his butthole prolapsed due to Newton's Third Law.
"HOOOOOOO- MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE OF DADDY'S PEEPEE WORMS!" Judy screamed as she felt Stoop Kid fill her up once again.
"That oughtta do it," Stoop Kid thought to himself, fearing he was at risk of his heart exploding from the exertion this once-in-a-lifetime pounding had required.
Suddenly, Stoop Kid found himself realizing that what he had with Judy was something he had never shared with anyone else before. Stoop Kid also began to regret his penis's behavior as he realized now its previous focus purely on body count would cause him to be a poor father to his child, which he realized he should care for as he, himself, had never had anyone care for him. He believed the cycle could end with him. He also realized with Judy being so wonderful in most every way, this child was bound to be great and excel if it had even half of its mother's genes.
"Judy," Stoop Kid said. "I know this child will be perfect in every way. Mind, body, and spirit, and so I have decided that I'd like to stay with you during this... and after it."
"Really?" Judy asked him, shouting over her stomach as she was unable to sit up.
"Yes. There will be nothing wrong with this child whatsoever. It will be unlike me. I was imperfect, and that is why I was abandoned. Perfect children don't get abandoned, and I know that this child will be just that."
"What if it isn't perfect, though, Stoop Kid?"
"We won't have to worry about that, Judy" Stoop Kid said. "If it's coming out of your body, it can only be perfect."
