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Two months, two long hard months passed by ... well, the 'hard' part depends on your opinion on patience and waiting. It's been two months since he became Ozpin's newest incarnation and the next champion of the gods. The hardest parts of these two months were two things. The first was keeping his aura suppressed, Naruto wished he could show off this amazing power. Plus, with all the stuff that Ozpin was teaching him only made him wish that he could use these powers more often.

The second part, well the nightmares. Having to wake up after seeing yourself die was not a fun time. The many times did he end up at the toilet, vomiting his dinner as Ozpin consoled him, the only silver lining was that the nightmares were getting less ... worse?

No, more like he was getting used to it. Now he only vomited twice a week now, an improvement.

Still, he did learn a lot from Ozpin. The man was a fountain of knowledge, everything he explained made sense and was really patient with him to; And best of all the man would try to explain it in something that he could understand to.

His favorite lessons with the man was with aura and the history of this 'Remnant' place. It was bit hard to come to terms that Ozpin had came from a completely different world.

One that lacked a complete moon, literally. Nearly half to thing was gone.

On top of that everyone living there was forced to fight these monsters called grimm that could feel your negative emotions. A world of never ending monster, man you had to be really badass to live there.

Plus he did enjoy learn about the kingdoms and the level technology there. Giant metal carts pulled by no horses or metal ships that could fly in the sky, all of it amazed him. He wished he could go there and see these amazing machines.

Sadly for him he was stuck in his class.

In the last two months since Ozpin arrived things had been going better for him. For one his grades have gone up with his help, the only real place he still having trouble was with History and Chakra control lessons. While still low he was no longer the dead last, that belonged to some other kid.

As for sparring, that hasn't changed much. He still has not been able to get a match with sasuke and all his matches were with the rest of his classmates save the top few. His chakra lessons were still an issue as well as the clone jutsu, something that he and Ozpin talked a lot about.

So overall ... pretty good.

"~sigh~ Five more minutes" Shikamaru grumbled. Naruto understood the lazy boy's pain, as much as he liked Iruka-sensei his lectures were so boring.

"Come on, we can make it thorough, we just have to hold on to hope" Naruto assured him. Shikamaru merely groaned.

"So, Ozpin what are you going to learn today?" he whispered to himself.

"Well your aura training has been going smoothly, I would put you around at intermediate level. If we can raise that up to that of a first year student then we can focus on the more advanced techniques" Ozma explain.

"Up to first year? Wait wouldn't intermediate be better?"

"No exactly. Right now your skill in aura would be around a hunter who was still in the basic academies. In Remnant there are three levels of Huntsmen education, the first is the basic academies where they focus on unlocking aura, aura theory, some level of grimm practice, and creating your weapon.

Second level academies would be Haven or Beacon where we focus on more advance huntsmen arts as well as give our students real experience against grimm.

And at the end we have third level academies, there are not as common and very few ever make it that far. These schools rarely teach per to say, they are more like places where hunters can truly master their art without worry.

Right now you would be considered around as a first level hunter-in-training. But with in a few more months to maybe even a year we can bring your skill to that of level two." Ozpin explained.

"What about level three?"

"That will be some time Naruto. Let's focus on bring your skills to that a first year Beacon student first. If we can do that then we will discuss level three"

"Fine, but what about weapon training. I mean I feel pretty good with the cane already, but you haven't told me anything else about it's 'other' features that it can do."

"Ah, I was wondering when you would ask. Well, one of the special functions of our cane is that it is aura conductive. Compared to a normal weapon you only need to add half of aura as much you would normally need to augment a weapon, this is particular useful for our massive aura reserves" Ozpin explained.

"That actually reminds me, just how big is our aura reserves anyway? I mean you said that ours was big, but how big is it?"

"Very big. As I said before I have reincarnated countless times. With each passing my aura grows in strength as every merging combines our aura together and I have been around for thousands of years Naruto, our aura is quite large. I would go as far to say it is the largest one on remnant" He assured the boy.

"Huh, that's pretty cool" do not get the blonde wrong. It was amazing to hear just how much aura he had but he couldn't help but feel the immortal wasn't telling him something "That's all cool, but what about it's other tricks, you said that the cane had quite a few?"

The immortal stayed silent a bit, before speaking "That is ... more complicated. Mind you that I do not mean to hide this, not that I really can, but that I would feel safer if we were to discuss this somewhere remote. The other functions of our cane are more arcane in nature and require a more detailed explanation, something I would like to say private at all cost."

"So when were you ever going to tell me?" A little annoyed that the spirit would not tell him about this after two months.

"One thing at a time Naruto. I always give my incarnations a few weeks to sort out everything I told to them before moving on to anything else. It's far safer that way" Ozma explained.

"Well that's going to have to take a hike, I still need to talk to Iruka after class. I still have been having trouble with the stupid clone jutsu" Naruto grumbled.

Ozpin nodded. In the two months they had trained he had learned of Naruto situation with the clone jutsu. The immortal was fascinated with the jutsus and how similar it was to a few semblance he had seen before. However, Naruto seemed to be unable to do the jutsu at all, as ever time he tried ended in failure. At a first glance one would think the boy was simply not practicing with the jutsu that much. But being with the boy for two months have shown the opposite.

Naruto was putting too much effort into the clone jutsu.

With the amount of time he put in using the jutsu he should have gotten it by now. But no matter what it always failed. At first he recommended putting more chakra into the jutsu, but the boy already put a lot chakra already and it seemed it didn't work.

That was when Ozpin recommended doing the opposite, instead of putting so much chakra into the jutsu what about putting less?

That was when they saw improvement and confirmed something for Ozpin. Naruto had too much chakra. From what he read during his time with Naruto's body he focused on the connection between chakra control and chakra reserve. In a few scrolls he learned that those born with larger reserves usually had more difficulty with lower level jutsus and chakra control; For naruto, the boy must've had even larger reserves if he had such difficulty with the clone jutsu.

While in theory so much chakra was good in the long term it generally was with it's fair of drawbacks, take aura for example. In theory having massive aura reserves was good and all, but the consequences was that it can become difficult to control so much aura and their semblances were known to be unstable as well as very aura intensive.

Plus, his own studies showed rather ... adverse side effects on the users body and mental health, but they were in the extreme/rare cases. It was a blessing that his curse didn't allow him to suffer the same consequences. But getting back on track, the reason they had decided to wait after class was that their teacher could aid them. This had become a problem they alone could not take care of by themselves.

The rest of the class went as a blur for Naruto and soon after school was finally over as many students raced out to meet their parents. All expect him and Iruka-sensei.

xxx Soon After xxx

"Hm? Oh hey Naruto, you want something?" asked Iruka.

"Yeah, I was wondering if you could help me out with something sensei. I'm having some trouble with the clone jutsu, again" said Naruto.

"Again? Well, I have some time to spare. Alright, what's the problem Naruto?" Iruka got up from his desk.

"Well, every time I try to use the stupid jutsu I keep getting dead clones. I try adding more chakra to the jutsu like Mizuki sensei said but it never worked, so one day I tried to add less chakra ... and it worked... well kinda. I think I may to much chakra sensei, I try doing the chakra control lessons to but that does nothing too sensei, I just have no idea where to go" Naruto explained.

The man was surprised by his students response, it was not something he had expected from Naruto. Still, if the boy was really did have that much issue with his chakra then maybe the Kyuubi had a hand? Maybe the beast made his students chakra reserves bigger than normal.

Luckily there was a way for the chunin to cheek. A technique his sensei showed him when he became a chunin, the chakra pulse technique. The user would let out his chakra in a short 'burst' before pulling it in, it allowed the user to 'see' the enemies chakra. It was a useful skill when on low-level missions, not so much when on higher level ones.

"Alright let me see ...—What the!?" Iruka eyes widened as he sensed the blondes chakra. They were massive, they were at least mid to high jonin level, that shouldn't be even possible. No wonder Naruto had so much issue with the clone jutsu, his chakra reserves were massive!

"Well I now know why you had so much trouble with the clone jutsu. Come with me Naruto, we should see the hokage about this. Don't be scared Naruto this is just something beyond me level right now" said Iruka.

"Am I in any trouble" Naruto was a bit scared by his sensei's change in attitude. Iruka shook his head and used a shunshin to take them to the hokage office.

xxx Hokage Office xxx

"Iruka, Naruto? Well what brings you to my office now?" The hokage looked up to see the instructor and his surrogate grandson. The look on Iruka's face told him whatever it was it was not a friendly chat; And the look from Naruto also worried him.

"It's about Naruto sir. To simple but it his chakra reserves are far larger than any of the students, they are at least mid-high Jonin levels" The hokage's eyes widen in shock. He knew from the records and mito's personal journal of the effects of being a jinchuuriki with one of them being the increase of chakra reserves.

But Jonin levels?

A part of the old man wanted to hit himself in the head, he should have checked the boy more carefully. He wanted to uphold the fourth's wishes but it seemed his attempt nearly hampered the boys hope of being a shinobi. "I see, that is quite surprising"

"So um, does that mean I should be worried or something. Because having a lot of chakra sounds pretty awesome, think how many jutsus I can use everyday. Oh maybe I can use the very cool secret ones only hokage's can use!" said Naruto.

"Do not worry Naruto, your chakra reserves are not a threat to your health. But don't go thinking bigger reserves are all good, while they are very useful you do need more chakra control to use to them properly or else you'll just waste all that energy. Of course I do owe you an apology first of all, I should have known something was off when you struggled with the clone jutsu for so long; At the moment I am going to provide you some scrolls on more chakra control since the academy ones won't work for you" The hokage explained.

"But what about the clone jutsu, I still can't do it old man"

"Oh I know and while I believe the chakra exercise will help you ... I believe a more direct method is need for you to pass. Naruto, I will be giving you a different clone jutsu for you to use instead" said Sarutobi.

Naruto and Ozpin were surprised by that "Wow a new jutsu for me! Your awesome gramps, what is it!?"

"It's called the Earth Clone Jutsu Naruto. Unlike the clone jutsu you've been taught this jutsu creates a solid clone and one that is hard as stone. Now this jutsu is more chakra demanding but for your case I think it will work. Of course when you first use it your clones may be weaker or more rockey in their looks, but if you put in the practice you will find more easy to use."

The hokage motioned him to watch as he slowly went through the hand signs, repeating it a few times before Naruto could mimic it "Now try it naruto"

Going through the hand signs he pushed the chakra needed and called out the Jutsu. At first nothing happened and worried the blonde. Suddenly he felt pushed up his own throat, causing his eyes to budge, a stream to rock and dirt exited his mouth. The rock/dirt formed into a humanoid shape as color came to the body and before his eyes he was looking at himself.

Well right before he wiped his tongue of the dirt and rock.

"ACK What the—Hey, stop laughing at me!" he glared at the laughing Iruka & Sarutobi, wiping the taste of dirt from his mouth. It also did not help that Ozpin was smirking at his plight, he just knew the man was smirking.

"Ah I'm sorry Naruto but I couldn't help myself. I remember when my sensei's pulled the exact thing on me, dirt and rock was all I could taste for the day. But don't worry about it being dangerous ... well as long as you don't let it stay in your throat or an enemy chokes you with it. God I've seen that to many times" the hokage explained.

"Oh God, please don't tell me I to do that all the time. Please teach me a different jutsu instead, please" If being Hokage meant barfing up dirt then he needed to look for a different goal, fast.

"No you don't. As long as you are on the ground or close to source of rock/dirt the clone will be made out of that. However, if you ever are in a place where such stuff was not available ... I would recommend getting use to the taste. Trust me when I say the mud version is far worse than this" the hokage explained.

"Dear god there's a mud version of this" Naruto promised himself to die before using that jutsu. No matter what the situation was. "So, is that all old man?"

"Yes, and do remember to practice the new technique naruto. You can take him back now Iruka I still have work to finish up."

xxx Naruto's Apartment xxx

"Something feels odd" said the Immortal as he watched Naruto practice his new technique. They were still at the academy but now the evening was here and there was now no one to disturb them.

"What do you mean Ozpin, why just got a coll jutsu and I have the chance of being a ninja now" he said.

"True, but how they reacted was odd. From what I understand this jonin level is considered to be a powerful rank and your own reserves are equal to that of a jonin."

"Isn't that good?"

"It is, but that is the worrying part. Considering that none of your classmates don't have the same chakra level as you do and that your own are far beyond even them, it is very concerning."

"How concerning?" the blonde was always a bit scared whenever Ozpin became worried "The old man told us that it would not affect our health"

"True and I believe him there Naruto. But I am more confused with how he reacted, it was as if he wasn't expecting it or that it was suppose to happen later" Ozpin mused.

"Now hold on a minute, are you saying the old man lied to me or something?" Ozpin nodded as he felt Naruto becoming angry at him. A common response to such an accusation, but it did not mean he could ignore the facts. The hokage clearly knew something about his incarnations large chakra reserves and did not want to share it.

"I know you are angry at me naruto but we cannot ignore this. I understand that the hokage means a lot to you but that does not mean we can ignore his response to our chakra. I am not saying you should no longer trust him but instead try to keep an open ear for anything off. He may even know why the villagers always whispered behind your back or look fearful"

That stopped the boys anger, the boy looked conflicted as he could feel Naruto arguing with himself. Ozpin knew this was a lot to take in and to force Naruto to think someone so close was deliberately hiding something from them. There was still anger directed at him but the boy was bright enough to concede somewhat, even he knew that the hokage was hiding something regarding the villagers.

"How about we instead focus on something else Naruto, perhaps something new this time" the boy looked far more interested now. Happy to put away the unpleasant thoughts for now.

"Are we going to learn some kind of secret hunter move or maybe how to use the cane other features?"

"No, it is something I have been ... putting off for some time now. Naruto, how would feel about learning magic?" He smiled when he felt Naruto's sudden joy

"Excuse me? D-Did you say magic? Like is that a name for some cool aura moves?"

"No, magic is magic naruto. I do mean the magic that lets you turn into animals and control all the elements. Of course if don't want to learn magic we can always-"

"WHAT NO WAY! Of course I want to learn about magic! Man that sounds so COOL" naruto cried, he imagined himself shooting lighting bolts and fireballs while everyone around were in awe. "Where do we start Ozpin!?" He was already jumping up and down from his bed.

"We start now naruto. I must warn you that my magic is not as great as it once was; I have been alive for thousands of years and since my first incarnation my magic has slowly dwindled, I do not not have much at the moment."

"Oh, so um how much do you have anyway. I mean if you don't have that much we can ignore it—" the blonde felt guilty at the thought of using magic. If ozpin had been losing so much over the years it did not sit well for him to waste it away. That went double when he thought about his method of using techniques AKA throwing as much chakra at it.

"No I still insist that you learn, I refuse to have any of my incarnations not knowing how to use magic. And do get rid of that guilt of yours too. While my magic has indeed dwindled over the years that ... has changed now, to simply put it my magic is returning to me; It is going slowly of course but with time I can see it fully returning very quickly."

"Hold on a moment, how is it returning back? I thought you said it was going down not up?"

"I believe the reason for that is your chakra. Now understand that this is only a theory but what I understand is that our magic is feeding off. But before you panic understand our magic is not taking all your chakra, right now it is taking only scrapes but over time it will take more and more. You may see a drop in chakra but in return you will have access to not only aura but also magic" Ozpin explained.

"So, I won't be in any trouble?"

"If our magic takes more then what is safe I will step in, that I promise" It eased the boys thoughts, while the idea of something taking his chakra was scary it was also tempered with the fact he will be using magic, which sounded awesome.

...

"Mmmm, well as long as I can become a kickass hokage then fine with me. So how do I use magic?"

"Well, drawing magic is different compared to aura and chakra. It is not a muscle that you can call upon or that you train with, magic is different. It is something you innately command, there is no training on drawing magic, not for us at least, for magic is beyond that" Ozpin explained.

"Huh?"

"Think about the magic naruto, call upon it, order it to beckoned and it will" Ozpin spoke.

"But what am I supposed to think about? I don't even know what this magic looks like" Naruto retorted, how in the world was he supposed to call for something that he didn't even know?

"Try naruto, just try" the man stressed. The blonde grumbled in annoyance but closed his eyes, trying to think of magic and it coming to him.

Nothing

Not a single thing except the buzzing sound of insects. He bet Ozpin could feel his annoyance but the man still insisted. Again he tried to draw whatever this magic was but nothing. He tried a third time but instead this time mentally demanding it to come forward.

Silence.

"ARGH! Ugh, come on Ozpin nothing is even happening can't you help me here?" he begged.

"..."

"Um hello? Oz, you there? ... Oh come on don't pull the silent treatment on me!" the spirit did not answer back "Come on, you can't stay silent forever and besides weren't you a teacher? Isn't your job to teach me?"

Again, nothing

The blonde huffed and groaned. He cursed the immortal, leaving him with a task he doesn't know how to do. Magic was something that you ordered but it was not like chakra or aura ... that did not tell him anything at all! Even he thought this was pretty stupid and people called him an idiot.

He wondered if he could ditch this and get some ramen before it closes. But he did not. Firstly, he really wanted to learn magic and how it worked. Secondly, he wanted to prove to Ozpin that he can do magic, he did not want to disappoint the only man that really believed he could be hokage, no sir-re.

Sitting on the ground he closed his eyes again and whispered "Alright magic, I don't know if you can hear this but ozpin said you came to me if I order you to. So right now I am ordering you to come out right now and show to me your the real deal."

...

...

Something heavy was on his chest.

Opening his eyes there was nothing on his jumpsuit as he even touched the area, but nothing. There was warm and yet cool feeling on his chest, like he was eating a bowl of Ichiraku while drinking cold lemonade. Was this magic? It did not feel that bad or anything like chakra or aura.

"Congratulations naruto, you have called upon magic" Ozpin praised.

"So now you come back eh? Lousy teacher you are, you gave me almost no help with this!" Naruto eye twitched when he heard the man laugh. Oh he was so lucky he was a ghost and not alive right now.

"Apologizes naruto but I had no choice. Magic is confusing when you try to call upon it on the first time but you have to be demanding when you first call upon it. But I am very proud of what you accomplished, look at the mirror for me." Naruto went over to his bathroom window.

His eyes were on fire

Ok that was kinda of a problem.

The part of his eyes being on fire was real but it looked like more on the edges of his eyes were on fire; And the fire itself was light green, it was small but just looking at it was amazing. This was magic or at least a fraction of it.

"You know for some reason I feel like this should be more ... bigger?" said naruto. The fire wasn't hot as he touched the flames: He could feel it but it wasn't hot nor cold, just lukewarm really. And touching felt odd too, it was so light and fluffy but a little stretchy.

"It will with time naruto, but today I wanted you to draw upon. As I said before magic is not like chakra or aura, it is a power onto itself. When you use magic in combat you must remember to command it to come. Magic is a part of you, it is not something you must work or draw uponcommand it as you would take a breath or close your eyes, magic is part of you and no different from a eye, a mouth, or a finger" Ozma lectured the boy.

"So how do I use magic? I mean I can make it appear and all ... but where is the fireball or lightning bolt parts? Do I need to make do it or there some kind of incantation I need to use?"

"Yes and no. Magic is power to control the two primal forces of universe, Creation & Destruction. You can create cyclones, firestorms, rain lighting, and summon blizzards with destruction. With creation you create life from nothing or change existing life around you to your needs. While you can summon a lighting storm, for example, you must also have the willpower to keep from destroying everything around including you. It is important that you learn to control magic or else you will hurt everyone around you"

The blonde gulped as he listened to the man's explanation. He thought shooting fireballs would be a breeze, but he never really thought of the consequences if lost control or worse dropped it. Suddenly images appeared of men and women screaming as lighting electrocuted them, or fires burning them, and balls of ice exploding and hitting everyone. As the memories disappeared he shivered and became worried about this magic, suddenly this did not sound as cool as before.

"Luckily for us our small reserves of magic are a boon for us. We won't be casting any powerful spells but this will allow us to work on the needed control for them" Ozpin added. He reassured the boy as he felt him calm down a bit "It won't be easy, to learn what you need to be a shinobi, learn aura and magic at the same time. Naruto, exactly how many years do you have before you graduate?"

"Um, like two years. Is that enough time to learn of that" Naruto asked. Don't get him wrong he really was excited to learn all this but it also sounded like a hard of work, like a really big amount of work and something he may need to cut corners with.

"Two years you say. Hm, not the most amount of time but not the worse either. Well it seems we have a lot to do Naruto and in a short amount of time; you can't be doing anymore pranking from here on it, I need you to be focused on your studies, I will try to help you out in school but you must put everything in these two year. It will be a lot of stuff to take in and I understand that it may be hard sometimes but it will pay off in the end. Do you understand me? "

...

"So no more pranking, goofing off, or anything else to waste time" said Naruto. He did not like the idea of giving a lot fun stuff, but if it meant becoming Hokage ...

"Alright Ozpin, I'm in, when do we start?"


OMAKES


The hokage rubbed his eyes. His men barely stopped the fight between the two as they were chained at the moment, right now he kept the two away and was talking to Naruto ... or Ozma as he called himself.

"You have to keep her away from me Sarutobi, she's insane! Oh gods I though I finally got a break from her madness" the boy muttered. The Yamaka in charged told him he's been this for hours.

"From what I understand you are an ... immortal as is your ... wife. To be frank I find it all hard to believe but at the same time the evidence thrown at me has proven the otherwise" said Sarutobi.

"Great, so just make sure the bitch can't find me. Or even better can you give us a divorce!" the immortal begged "Please, you do not know how long I have been trying to get one."

"Naruto ... Ozma, have you ever tried to even talk to your wife" the hokage ignored the blondes looks of horror "From what I read it seems neither of you have had an actually conversation in well ... ever. I have talked with various experts and we have agreed that perhaps you should you talk to your wife."

...

"Your insane, this whole world is insane. How can you humans even be standing here ..." whatever else he said devolved into mumbling.

"Come now naruto, how bad can this be?"

xxx

"Bitch"

"Cunt"

Hiruzen slapped his face, apparently it could very bad. The only good part was that they were still tied up, still he pressed on.

"~Cough~ Now Salem, Ozma, I understand that you have some problems. And I also understand that none of you may be interested in talking. But I urge of you to think about it, both of you have been fighting for many years and I have no doubt that this have tired yourself greatly. Will it be that bad just to talk to each other, even for a few seconds" said Sarutobi.

...

"I will also think upon the divorce papers"

(Some Time Later)

"—My fault!? You were the ones that said vitamin C was for chumps" Salem hissed

"And who was it that decided falling into the ozzy jacuzzi was a great idea women! Also weren't the one that recommended those healing crystals and elixirs?"

"I did it because I had nothing left to live for!"

"And guess what happened next!? I can back and you burned me! Oh for the love of the brothers why is that everyone in your family wants to kill me, first it was your father when he offered like some prize cow only to then try to kill me for 'ruining my child's innocence'. Then it was your sister that helped us out of the castle, only to poison me after marrying because she was jealous of us.

Before that your brother helped too and then nearly took my balls off because he thought I wasn't treating you right. And then after I died your dead mother ripped my spiritual balls off for making her daughter cry! Why is that every second someone is out to make my life merisable or turn me into some badass manga character!?" Ozma yelled back.

"Please Hokage, just give me a divorce with this witch. I've lost everyone thing already and this the only thing that will give me some happiness. Please Hiruzen, help a fellow man here" he begged.

...

"Salem, is there anything else you want to add?" He was becoming more skilled at ignoring the crying immortal in front of him.

"Hmph, all Ozma has to do is come crawling back and beg at my feet and I accept him back. No matter how many times he has cheated me for godless harlets I'm as his first lover and the head of whatever godless harlem he makes because he belongs to me first" She hissed back.

"Never!"

...

...

...

"Has he not done what you said already?" The hokage asked. The two immortals blinked at him in confusion.

"You said he has the crawl to you, which he has as he tried to crawl away from here multiple times. And then you said he has beg on your feet, right now your husband is on the ground begging. So in that regard he has done everything you wanted" Hiruzen explained.

...

"What you have you done"

...

"Well, I guess you are right after all" Salem's eyes suddenly glowed omninessly. Before Ozma could move dozens of grimm hands came out of the floor as they pull him away "Ara ara Ozma, what's the matter, sweetie? Afraid mommy will eat you~? You poor thing, you look famished, would you like some ... milk~?"

"I KILL YOU SARUTOBI, KONOHA WILL BURN BY MY HANDS. I WILL KILL EVERY MAN WOMEN AND CHILD HERE. NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS, NONONONnonono ..." Ozma screamed as his nails tore away the wooden flooring. He tried to use his chakra to hold on but just tore the planks right off.

"... I WANT TO LIVE ... I WANT TO LIVVVVEEEEeeee ..."

xxx

The rest of the Konoha listened onto Naruto's screams of horror as the witch slowly dragged him back to his apartment.

Hours later Konoha would listen to his and her moaning throughout the entire night.