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"So, I have to Kyuubi in me" Naruto muttered, he was on the roof of his building as the sun just started to get up. He barely got any sleep last night. Naruto really did not know how to feel about this, that the reason everyone hated him was because he had the biggest and more dangerous Bijuu in his gut.
"Technically it is in your chakra network and soul, if it was in your gut ... well we wouldn't be here then" said Ozpin.
"You know what I mean Ozpin" growling at the man "I ... ,ugh, I don't even know how to feel! Why did they even hid this from me?"
"Most likely to protect you, if I understand it a jinchuuriki seems like a weapon of sort or a some kind of military asset" the immortal frowned at the implication. The idea of sealing a powerful being into someone was foolish, to the shinobi it seemed that they would want the beast power or why else would they want to seal into a human being.
"Yeah, a weapon" Naruto said glumly "Is that what the old man saw in me, a weapon of some sort!? Was that the reason why everyone ignored me"
"I doubt the man saw you as a weapon or at least not now. But the knowledge did confirm some of my own suspicions, in your mind I saw portions of it different from the rest. I had tried to change it but it did not move, the more further I went inside I knew something was wrong."
"Hold, you knew about the Kyuubi!?"
"No, I knew something powerful was inside of you and I did not want to disturb whatever it was. I wanted to inform you of it after we had reached our old strength. I did not know it was the Kyuubi of all things" the blonde was still angry at Ozpin but pushed it down, it was no use trying to get angry at him.
"Should we ... you know, talk to it?"
"I would rather prefer that we wait, no one knows about our knowledge of the kyuubi and should there be a problem talking to him I'd rather not have the village on high alert. It may be better if we leave it alone for now or until we have more knowledge."
Naruto nodded, maybe it was better to ignore it for now "Come, we still have get to class now"
xxx The Next Day xxx
Naruto entered into the class as he everyone waiting for the teacher, he took the seat next to Hinata as he waited for Iruka to arrive. Some time later the man arrived with a worried look before turning to the class.
"Good morning students, today Mizuki was not to be with us as he is currently taking the day off" a blatant lie, the man had no idea where his old friend was and he already informed the police about it. But he couldn't show that worry to his students.
"Now today will be the day you will be placed into your teams, each team with made of three genin with a jonin instructor in charge. Now, excluding team due it being circulation, team one: Your sensei is ..." Iruka listed off the various teams before coming to team 7.
"And for Team 7, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, & Naruto Uzumaki, you will be under Jonin Kakashi Hatake" Naruto slightly winced when Sakura cried out, rubbing it in Ino's annoyed face. The rest of the teams were filtered through. Immediately after Iruka was done the first jonin started to arrive to take their teams.
One by one each team was taken, all expect team 7.
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"Where the world is our sensei?" Sakura asked aloud, she was annoyed that everyone else had gotten theirs while theirs was still nowhere to be seen.
"Yeah, it's been almost half an hour" Naruto added.
"CHA, What kind of lazy bone man did we get!? Are we sure we got the right sensei?" Naruto shrugged his shoulders while Sasuke stayed silent.
"Maybe he's getting something? Like groceries or maybe to prepare to teach us?" Naruto offered. At least that was what he hoped for, nearly two hours passed before they heard the door move.
A tall man wearing wearing the tradition konoha flak jacket entered. He had silver hair and had his head slanted over one of his eyes, in his hand was an orange book. "Yo, is this team 7?"
"Yeah, we're team 7, are you our jonin sensei?" asked Naruto "Your two hours late"
"Hehe, sorry must've got stuck on the road of life. Anyway meet me up at the roof" he vanished before they could asked any questions. The trio of annoyed genin marched their way to the rooftop where kakashi could be seen still reading that book of his "Oh hey you guys made it. Well before we start I figured we go with a little bit of an introduction, tell me about your like, dislikes, and goals"
"Um, why don't you go first sensei" said Sakura.
"Well, my name is Kakashi Hatake. I'm not a person who likes talking about his likes or dislikes! My dreams for the future are none of our business but I have many hobbies. Now your turn, let's start with ... Sakura" he pointed to the pink girl.
"Well my name is Sakura Haruno. My favorite thing is ... well I'm not sure I want to tell but it's not a thing, it's a person, well more of a boy; And that boy is ... uh let's move on to my dreams. My dreams are—" the girls blushed and shook her head "And my dislike is Ino!"
"~sigh~ Young girls these days are more into boys then they are ninjutsu" Kakashi thought to himself.
"Ah the young folly of youth" said Ozpin. "And really big crush on Sasuke too" Naruto added.
Sasuke did not not respond.
"Ok, next!" said the jonin
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. There are plenty of things I hate but I don't see why that matters, considering that there is nothing I like. It seems pointless to talk about 'dreams' ... that's just a word ... but what I do have is determination. I plan to restore my clan. And there is someone who I swore to kill" said Sasuke.
"I suspected as much" kakashi was worried.
"So much hate for a young boy" commented Ozpin. Naruto agreed with him.
"He is so cool!" Sakura looked at the avenger in awe.
"Alright, I think that's enough heaviness. Alright blondie, your up"
"Right, well my name is Naruto Uzumaki. My likes are ramen, coffee, training to become stronger, and learning about new exciting things. My dislikes are how long it takes for ramen to cook, bad coffee, and alarm clocks. My dream is ... well, is to stop a certain someone and becoming the greatest hokage ever!" the genin explained.
"Hm, that's rather odd, his records never spoke of that" Kakashi wondered.
"..." from sasuke
"Yikes, he wants to be hokage of all things" Sakura thought to himself. Why someone like him would want such a hard goal is beyond her.
"Well, now that we understand each other formal training beings tomorrow" the man clapped his hands. Naruto raised his hand "So what will that be?"
"Survival exercises. Of course they aren't your run of the mill exercises the academy had you do. For this you have to survival against me" the man started to chuckle as his students looked confused "Sorry, is just that what if I told you may chicken out"
"Well what is it?"
Kakashi cupped the side of his cheek as a dark look settled on his eye "Of the twenty seven members of your class only nine will actually graduate from the class and the other eighteen go back for another year. The test has a failure rate of 66% and we're going to perform it."
Team 7 looked stun trying to wonder if they heard their sensei correctly. A 66% failure rate, that was insane, how could none of them ever know of it! Each one looked worried for their own reasons. It didn't help that kakashi was already laughing at their fear. "Hahaha! See you already look ready to quit."
"So wait, what was our own test then!? Was that all a joke or something?" Sakura cried out.
"Oh that? That was to eliminate the hopeless cases among our rank. The only ones here are those that show potential at being a real ninja. I have to warn you though, we will be meeting tomorrow at the morning practice field so I test your skills & weaknesses. Bring all your gear and don't take any breakfast before hand unless you like throwing up."
"No way, I can't let it end here, there's to much at risk" Naruto glared at his sensei, readying himself for the task.
"I won't let this fool get in may way, not until he is dead" Sasuke glowered.
"Please gods, let me be able to pass this test, let me be with my true love" Sakura begged.
xxx The Next Day xxx
"YOUR LATE" Sakura & Naruto screamed. It was the next day and team 7 had arrived at the designated location. Well everyone except for their sensei. The man did not come for another two hours
"Good Morning, Students" he cheerfully replied. Ignoring the glares at him as put away his backpack and instead got out a small cheap alarm clock and two bells. "Alright, your goal is to get these bells before the alarm rings. The loser doesn't get any lunch and instead gets tied up at the tree stump while I get to eat their lunch in front of them. Oh and you get to go back for another year too."
"See, I told you to eat a light snack Naruto" the man chuckled when his host gritted his teeth. Oh the wonderful and cruel images already coming in.
"Now, come at me with the intent to kill or you won't pass at all" Kakashi finished. "Now ready, set ... GO"
All of team 7 vanished into the bushes while Kakashi stayed where he was. The three of them watch as pulled out the same orange book from before. After some time the rest of the team 7 watched as their blonde teammate went over the man.
"Well you aren't hiding like the rest. Time is still ticking" said Kakashi.
"Yeah I know" he lengthened his cane "I just wanted to know if there were any other rules"
"You have to get the bells within the time, besides that everything is fine" Kakashi shrugged. Naruto nodded as he went to the clock. Looking at it he began picking and opening the clock before the hands stopped where they were.
"Mah, that was a pretty cheap shot kid. Good thing I brought spares" His turned a U-shape as he pulled out another clock. Still, the jonin was amused by the boy action, he did say everything was legal. He turned his attention to the boys cane, what an odd weapon for a ninja it was not something he ever expected. Then again, he was called the most unpredictable kid in Konoha.
"Interesting weapon you got there. You don't see many shinobi with a cane, the only ones that do are those that can no longer be ninjas" the commented.
"It's ... a gift from someone" he answered. Kakashi was about to ask more before he charged at the man, going for a wide swing. The man moved back as the boy kept swinging at him, taking a kunai out he lazily threw it at him. The boy blocked it and returned back. Kakashi slapped the kunai away.
"Not bad, but you have to do better than that" he teased. He was about to turn to the next page before a shuriken nearly took off his finger. "What the—" abandoning the book a few dozen more naruto came from the forest throwing all their weapons at him. He dodge out the way now more annoyed, that was his favorite book too.
"Jezz so now you're destroying people's favorite books now? Shame, for shame. Still, I can't let the destruction of such art get away" He dashed passed the clones and straight to the real one "Now face the secret technique of Konoha: One Thousand Years of Death!"
And poked his butt
Right as his own fingers flared in pain
"Wait a minute did he..." the boys horrified melted as his 'body' crumpled into rock "So he used a substitution jutsu with his earth clone, not bad. So, where would he be then?"
"Wow, that was amazing, I mean Naruto made did use that weird clone jutsu but to make so many the pink haired girl was surprised by her teammates skill. The last time she even looked at his direction was over a year ago, he really changed a lot.
"So they really are solid clones, and where did he learn to fight with a cane?" the avenger observed his teammate and sensei fight, the boy never cared about the blonde and could barely put up a fight the last time he fought him. Naruto has really grown since then "Maybe this team won't be awful, at least there is someone serious here unlike my idiot of a sensei"
As Sakura and Sasuke were in their own thoughts the two below continued their fighting. Kakashi tried to avoid the blonde attacks while staying on the ground for a short while. He soon learn that Naruto summoned a dozen clones underneath him, the boy was getting too used to that jutsu. But as much as he would enjoy testing him he needed to test the others.
"Alright, time out" he made a T-shape with hands.
"W-What?"
"You heard me, time out. You just stay here, I need to go test your teammates, starting with ... pinkey" Sakura barely had to cry before Kakashi papered and vanished with her.
A few minutes later a shrill scream echoed from the forest. Sasuke was already moving to naruto side, taking out a kunai a watching the area. "We need to work together, kakashi is an elite shinobi and we can't take him alone."
"And what's your plan to defeat him then?" Naruto raised his brow.
"You keep him focused on you and I pepper him with shuriken and kunai. I know the Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu when you get an opening I'm going to use it. Have your clones get the bell when he dodges or from the dead corpse" Sasuke explained.
"And what Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, what about your teammate?" Kakashi asked.
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The silver haired jonin was smacked in the face as sasuke moved back, throwing some shuriken at him. As they hit kakashi's body vanished in smoke, it cleared away to show a log. Naruto saw the man appear behind sasuke and was about to yell, before another kakashi stopped that and took naruto somewhere else. Leaving sasuke alone.
"Well with them out of the way let's see what the son of the famed Uchiha Clan can really do" Sasuke blocked the incoming strike and moved back. He was forced on the defensive while trying to keep kakashi from hitting him. He felt his limbs get tired quickly, kakashi was far stronger then he was and it was showing. Using a substitution he threw a smoke bomb and from the smoke two sasuke's ran out.
"Clones" the jonin knew it when he saw them run at him, a quick jab at their head proved it. "But where is the real one? He's not going left, right, back, or forward so then where..."
The man suddenly felt a spike in chakra above him. It was sasuke and the boy was already going through some hand signs, kakashi was shocked at what it was "No way, his chakra reserves can't be that big" before kakashi could react Sasuke shouted.
"Fire Style: Grand Fireball Jutsu" a ball of hot fire spewed out of his mouth and landed on top of kakashi. Sasuke waited as the fire died down before coming closer. He could still feel the heat coming the ground. Looking around he could not see a single body at all. "Where in the world did he—" a hand grabbed his ankle and he was pulled into the ground.
"Earth Style: Double Suicide Decapitation Jutsu" Kakashi appeared before the boy "Not bad, I knew the Uchiha all trained their kids in that jutsu. Still you got further then your teammates, you at least grazed the bells" he pulled out another book this time green. Sitting on his students head he continued where he left on.
xxx
"Sas—Dammit!" The clone of kakashi popped and left him somewhere in the forest. "Where in the world are we? Argh, if I find sensei" Naruto looked around his surrounding area for any sign of his teammates. He began searching around until he quickly found sakura. Racing over to her he checked on her, still alive but knocked out.
"A genjutsu must have done this" said Ozpin. Naruto agreed, the only problem was getting her awake. A quick mental question and he receive approval, his hand glowed green and four magical orbs appeared.
"Wake"
Sakura's eyes snapped as he turned the spell off "AHH Sasuke! ... W-Where are we, naruto?"
"Thank the brothers you're ok, kakashi sensei put you in a genjutsu and took me away from sasuke" he explained.
"Is he ok?"
"Don't know, come on we have get to him" he offered his hand to sakura and the two made their way to the last teammate. A few minutes later they reached the clearing to see their sensei sitting on Sasuke's head. Naruto grabbed Sakura's mouth and pulled her back.
"Hold on a second Sakura, we can't just run in there he'll turn us into mince meat" Naruto cautioned.
"But we can't leave Sasuke like ... that!"
"I know ... and I may have a plan. Sakura, I want you to ..." Naruto explained his plan to the girl.
Kakashi knew his students were hiding but waited to see their plan. They did not have much time left. All well, perhaps another group back to the academy, the hokage might be mad but what can he do they didn't show anything promise potential or not.
SSSHWING
"What the?" He looked town as Sasuke followed too. It was a kunai.
SSSHHHH
With a explosive tag.
Kakashi cursed and quickly grabbed it the kunai throwing it far away as it detonated. What the world were they thinking!? A dozen blurs came out the shrubbery, clones of naruto raced to the man at faster speeds. He was battled the clones they saw sakura, who was among them, throwing kunai at him.
While he was focused on the clones naruto used his aura to dash towards sasuke. He used the earth clones jutsu again next to him as the earth dipped with more and more clones coming out. The dip grew big enough where he could pulled out his teammate.
"Sasuke, same plan as before, Sakura is henge and we need a fireball now!" Sasuke went through the hand signs before calling out his jutsu. Kakashi barely had time to see the jutsu as it hit him, he placed a chakra barrier over at the last second but got a burnt mark on his vest as the clones attacked him.
"Darn, looks like I have to get—"
RIIINNGGGG
"—Or not I guess" the clones stopped as they were dispelled. Getting up he dusted himself, reaching down he checked the two bells.
They were gone.
"Looking for these sensei?" asked Sakura who dispelled from being Naruto. "Well sensei looks like we passed your stupid exam. Guess we become genin for real"
"Ma ma, you forget. There is only two bells and three of you, one of you will have to go back to the academy still" said kakashi. The genin looked shook, they had been so focused on kakashi they forgot that little piece of detail. Sasuke and Sakura looked worried.
Naruto stepped forward
"Come on kakashi-sensei, you can cut the crap. This whole test, it was for our teamwork wasn't it?"
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"Look at my little student already so mature and grown up" said kakashi "But your correct, the entire case of this exercise was to test your teamwork. While I admit that you guys worked well but that won't be good forever. Come, I want to show you something."
He made the kids follow him to small stone not to far from the area.
"This here is stone will all the name of the heroes of Konoha. But these aren't any types of heroes, these are the heroes that died. This memorial carries the names of my best friends and everyone I lost in my life. The life of a shinobi is hard in desperate one and there is no retakes here, there will be moments in your life that will make you question your very existence. You three are teammates but you must be more than that, when one of you guys fall it's the job of the other two to pick him/her up.
There are times that the shinobi world may demanded you to abandon your teammates, for those that disobey the rules are lower than trash. However, I don't believe that, a friend of mine showed me that a long time ago with these words. Those who disobey the rules are trash, but those abandon their comrades are worse than trash!" said Kakashi.
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"Impressive, I agree with him Naruto even in the life of a huntsmen those that abandon their allies are considered the worst of the worse. We may need to nix that idea for future speeches" said Ozpin.
"Still, congratulations you three. You're all official genin now, we begin our missions tomorrow at 7AM sharp" said Kakashi before leaving.
"Say Naruto, how did you even figure out about the test?" asked Sakura. Sasuke stayed silent but was listening in.
"Oh that, well I guess you can say I got a little help from somebody" said Naruto.
"And who was this person? Was he here the whole time?" Sakura motioned him to go on, now curious who this was.
"No it's just that during the fight I just remember him doing something similar. He always told me forming bonds with others was very important and should always try to" Naruto explained.
"So who was he?"
"His name was Ozpin" Ozpin ... what a weird name. Neither Sakura nor Sasuke ever heard of this guy, his name even sounded really foreign too.
"So um, where is he now. Could we meet with him?" Sakura asked.
Naruto shook his head "Sorry about that Sakura, but I don't think that is possible. He's uh ... kinda of dead. Died a while ago". Ouch, Sakura felt a bit cruel now, she tried to apologize but naruto waved it off with a laugh. Before she could saying anything the boy ran and left the two alone.
xxx Hokage Tower xxx
"Really, me dead? I'm hurt naruto, I thought we had something special between us" said Ozpin in mock grief "Oh woe me for such a cruel incarnation"
"Hey look I panic ok, I had no idea what to say and you were the first thing that popped in my head. Lousy past incarnation" Naruto retorted "I'm just hoping that they didn't catch on about us."
"I doubt it, the chance of that happening are slim to impossible unless you are going to tell them" said Ozpin. Naruto did not know about that, sure they were his teammates and in theory he should be able to trust them ... but he didn't. Ignoring the fact they never really talked to each other he worried how they may react and it did not help his growing eon old paranoia was acting up again.
"Stop that Naruto. No need to be paranoid, yet. They are still ignorant and if they can not be trusted they will stay that way, our secrets won't be revealed without our permission, not everything is ever revealed" said Ozpin "Go to the Hokage and relax, we'll tell them if we need to. Besides, your to young to get grey hair, I already got mine when I went too deep for a week."
Naruto nodded as he opened the door the Hokage "Hey old man I did it! I finally became a genin, for real this time."
"Yes I've heard from kakashi our team passed" said the Hokage, putting down his work. He was proud how far the boy has gone, he remember how he use to be quite prankster and trouble maker. But in two years the boy went through a massive transformation, more calmer and willing to look at problems closely instead of charging in.
"Heh, one more step closer to being Hokage old man, you wanna give the hat now before you hit the hay?" Naruto asked.
Sarutobi laughed "You still have a long way to go naruto. Your journey has only begun but you've made your first step. I'm proud how far you've grown"
Before Naruto could reply the door was kicked down a small boy wearing a helmet with a hole near the end that let his hair out. He also had a very long scarf and was holding a few shuriken in his hand. "Ha! Prepare to go down grandpa!"
That was before he fell down and someone was yelling his name, or that was what Naruto/Ozpin thought.
"Hey, you tripped me!" the boy pointed at him. Naruto pointed at himself "Yeah you, you better apologize or else I'm the grandson of the third hokage!"
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"Thank the Gods, honorable grandson are you ok!?" A tall man wear the tradition jonin uniform minus the vest, plus the headband the glasses.
"Yeah this was the guy who tripped me, I'm still waiting for that apology you know" the boy smugly replied. Naruto looked at the young kid and rubbed his chin as he nodded.
"Well when you but that way ..."
He wacked the kid with his cane, breaking the helmet and making a large bump.
The Hokage looked amused while the jonin look horrified.
"A word of warning kid, don't go accusing others for your own mistakes. It makes you look like a fool" said Naruto "I'll talk to later old man, I'm grabbing some ramen."
The blonde left the three as the jonin was still looking shocked. The kid on the other hand looked ... awed? Before his sensei could noticed he ran out to follow the blonde with the cane. The hokage was amused by all of this, not everyday something interesting happened and Naruto always did have penchant for making something interesting. Perhaps Konohamaru would do well under naruto, he knew the boy wanted attention that did not include his heritage and naruto could give that.
Adding in Naruto's new maturity, yes his grandson would do good under naruto.
"Ebisu are you going to stand there forever? I could use some help with paperwork if your not busy" he teased, snapping the jonin out of his shock.
"W-Where is the honorable grandson!? Did that de-brat take him!?"
"Well to me it seemed my grandson was more interested in him then you" he smiled at the mans sputtering. The man said some interesting stuff before running for konohamaru.
xxx Elsewhere xxx
"~sigh~ You know I can see you right? The paint is all off and that sheet is still crumpled" said Naruto. He knew the brat was following him and instead lead him around the village to see how far he would go. Suffice to say, a lot.
"Looks like you got your first fan naruto" great, a fanboy, just what he wanted.
"So you managed to find my disguise eh? You're really are a powerful ninja, more than even my tutor" said the boy. "Well it's official your my new tutor, take me as your disciple so I can become hokage!"
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"Say what?"
"You heard me, I want to be your student, you're way more cooler than my current sensei and that cane is cool too. Is that your weapon?" said the kid.
"Ah your first student, well what are you waiting for he wants you to train him. It's always your first student that's special" said Ozpin and a few of his other incarnations. They all began chanting and only got louder as more past incarnations came.
"You all shut up a sec" he mentally growled before going back to the kid "So you want to be my student eh? Well before that I think I need to know more about you first. Come on, there's a nice spot I know not to far where we can talk, plus I'll buy us some soda."
The kid followed him as he took him to a nice quiet place. It was in a forest where people sometimes walked around or wanted to get some alone time. There was a soda machine and a log nearby. He bought two orange flavored ones, tossing one the two enjoyed a nice drink of cheap soda.
"So, what's with attacking your grandpa like that. He pissed you off or something?" Naruto asked.
The kid looked quite and a little conflicted "... my name ... konohamaru ... my grandfather named me. like the village right? He named me because it would give me luck ... but nobody ever called me that. Even though everyone knows my name it's just the 'honorable grandson' to them and nothing else. They only know me by my grandfather and I hate it!"
"What about your parents, don't they call you by your name?" Naruto asked
"Their busy, they always have to stay at the capital. Everyone in the clan takes care of me" Konohamaru explained. "But that will all change when I become hokage, then everyone who know how I am, me!"
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"If that is why you want to be hokage konohamaru, you should find a new dream" the kid look at him shocked. And for a split second swore he saw naruto's eyes turn gold.
"Hey what's that supposed to mean!?"
"Being hokage means more than just having people recognize you" his voice turning more calmer and kinda like grandpa's "Being Hokage means you must be willing to send people to their death and that includes your own friends and family. On top of that you must be willing to lay down your life. Being hokage means your going to make mistake and choices you will hate"
"... I ... I never knew" sacrifice his friends ... family? How could he do that or how could grandpa do that?.
"Many don't, but I am not saying being Hokage is bad it is that if you really want to be it you must have the strength to preserve" said Naruto.
"Preserve?"
"Yes, there will be times that you may fall down or you wonder why you are doing this and what hope that you have. But you can't give up, there will be times you will fall down and no one can help you or your fears may leave you with two choices. You must have the strength to get up, that no matter what gets in your way you can get back up and try again.
You must look at your fears and say no that you won't become a monster or coward. Konohamaru, this is the strength you need to become hokage, if you have this then you can become hokage. If you don't ... there's no hope " Naruto explained.
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"You think I have that strength?" Konohamaru looked up to Naruto who smiled back. He patted him the on the head, just dad or grandpa.
"Everyone has the potential Konohamaru, you just have to look in yourself and ask"
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The immortal watched an smiled at how the kid was in deep thought. Good, he was thinking on what they said.
"Hey, um this may be odd, but have you made any mistakes before? It kinda sounds like you've been through a lot" Konohamaru asked. Naruto looked sadly at him.
"Konohamaru, I've made more mistakes then any man, women, or child to ever exist" he said sadly "But with each one I learn more and move on, that is my power, to move on no matter what's gets in my way and get back to my goals!"
The kid looked on with awe.
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"Aha! Here you are!" Ebisu cried out. The two looked to see the man approach them "Honorable Grandson, I must insist that you get away from the boy now. He's nothing more then trouble for you!"
"What! No way, he's more cooler than you are by a hundred times. Your lame! He's my new sensei now so beat it" Ebisu looked horrified.
Annoyed the man grabbed the kid by his scarf but konohamaru was not moving. The was trying his best but the kid was giving it his all.
"Honorable Grandson! If you lower yourself to consort with these lowly creatures of sorts you'll will descend to his level! Only by following my teachings will you earn the skills to become hokage. So please, come with me." said the jonin.
"LET GO!" Konohamaru wasn't having it.
Before the struggle could go on Ebisu stopped as a massive surge of chakra appeared. Turning his head it was naruto, visible chakra was coming out as he walked to the duo. Konohamaru looked at all, his new sensei was making chakra come off him, he only saw that once with his uncle Asuma and only elite ninja could do that.
Ebisu on the other hand realized that the fox-brat chakra reserves must be jonin level to make chakra so visible, his first thought was the kyuubi but realized it was all from him.
"Hmph, so the brat has jonin level reserves, he's still only a genin. I'm elite jonin with years of experience, only a fool would fall to a genin of all people" he thought. He readied to deal with naruto before the blonde suddenly stopped. "What the, why did the boy stop?" Naruto pointed behind. He turned around.
And saw the hokage.
"Gah, Lord H-Hokage forgive me I did not see you there!" he bowed to him.
"Hm, I have been watching this spectacle for some time and I have decided ... that naruto will be konohamaru's co-sensei" the old man declared.
"C-Co-sensei!?"
"Yes, you will still be charge of his primary shinobi training but I want to give my grandson at least a three hours to naruto when he is not busy" said sarutobi. "I think Naruto will be a positive influence on konohamaru, that is finial Ebisu."
The jonin look like he swallowed a lemon but nodded. He glared at naruto "Well, it seems we're now partners, joy" he bowed the kage and left the trio. After a bit the kage started to laugh as he ... crumbled into rock. Konohamaru looked shocked but Naruto was laughing.
"Hehehe, a simple earth clone and he didn't even know it" konohamaru looked at naruto in awe. Naruto already knew what the kid was thinking "We can learn it later if your grandfather allows it."
"Your the coolest sensei ever naruto-sensei!" the kid had stars in his eye.
"I know konohamaru I know" naruto said, he started to head back to his home, it's been a tiring day already "Anyway I think that counts for today's lesson we can start the next whenever I have the time. Oh and one more thing, your going to have to wait on being Hokage because I'm going to be the Godaime Hokage."
xxx Hokage Office xxx
The real Third Hokage watched in amusement at seeing his grandson getting embarrassed and angry, saying he was going to be the fifth first. Sadly Naruto was already ignoring him and going back home. He ordered an ANBU to take his grandson home.
He was impressed with Naruto's little speech and could not help but agree. He knew his grandson was fed only the myths of the hokage thanks to Ebisu but Naruto was the one who taught the truth. He also agreed with naruto on the part on strength, the power to get back up after failure was the most important aspect of a kage and when he changed it to the subject of fear ... it resonated with him. More than once he had ask that same question multiple times and yet the results always varied. Just look at Danzo or Orochimaru.
Fear, the oldest emotion in humanity and one that turned men in heroes or demons.
It made him happy to see which path Naruto was firmly on. Seeing that konohamaru thinking on it was good as well, it showed he was thinking deeply about it and starting show real seriousness to being hokage.
As for the little trick naruto pulled ...
He had his secretary to make a note, those tutor papers won't finish themselves. Naruto had deserved it, if his elite ninja allowed themselves to be fooled so easily then they deserved what they got.
The only thing that worried Sarutobi was what he said about his mistake "Naruto, what do you mean by so many mistakes?"
OMAKE #1
"Naruto ... will you PLEASE STOP!" Sakura cried out. She watched as her blonde teammate let go of his 'wife's mouth and turned to her.
"Hm, what's the matter Sakura?" he asked
"What's the matter!? The matter is that you two have been having sex every moment. From missions, to training, to even just going for lunch!" she shouted back. Seriously, they had watched their blonde teammate have sex with salem nearly everywhere they went!
"And you angry about that?"
"YES"
"I think the dear girl is jealous" said Salem as she smirked at sakura "Look at the poor thing, we acts may be the closest she will ever get to the real thing. I don't see the reason not to pity her"
"Ignoring that" Kakashi began as sakura spluttered "While I understand that you two have hooked back up the sheer constant rate you are doing the act is unnerving. I mean how can Ozma even keep going all this long, his balls should be dust at this point?"
"Magic" they both said.
"Ah yes, magic" the jonin slapped his face, of course it would be something broken like that "Still, can you not do it somewhere else. More importantly away from public? Seriously, everyone is kinda of getting jealous at your moves, the hyuga heiress herself is stuck in the hospital hourly."
"Don't blame me, this man decided to blue ball me for thousands of years. I may be the queen of all things evil but even masterrbation gets old quickly. Oh and don't pull my minions card either, none could pleasure me for but a brief moment. My husband is the only that can" said Salem.
"What can I say, reincarnating into a women has it perks" said Ozma. "Hey at least we're not creating a ton of babies yet."
"And exactly how many kids did you have?" Sasuke asked with sudden curiosity.
"Probably 20% of remnant's population came from my balls or womb. It may be higher, I lost track a long time ago" said Ozma "Besides, I've had more sex than persona ever alive."
"True, now let's get back to where we were~" The witch tackled Ozma to the ground as team seven watched.
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"Well, at least none of us ever needs porn again" Kakashi pipped.
