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"What do you want, mother?" I growled.

"Oh you knew I would come back," she growled back.

"Yeah but that was almost a week ago," I noted.

"Well I was busy. Anyway, I'm here to talk about this son of Hephaestus you're attached to."

"Mother, he's right here!" I yelled.

"Yes I realize that. But it's about his mother," she said.

"No, we're not talking about her," I grabbed Damian's hand and went to walk away.

"Unless you want me to curse your relationship, you will stay here," she boomed. I stopped in my tracks. "Aphrodite has already put a curse on you two but I could make it a whole lot worse."

I spun around on my heels and took a deep breath. "Fine but let Damian go back into the house, he doesn't need to-,"

"No, I-I'll stay out here," he said as he grabbed my hand tightly. I looked up at him, shocked, that he would rather talk about his mother than leave me.

"Do whatever you want but I wouldn't blame you young boy," Hera said to Damian, "your mother wasn't the nicest person, yet she wasn't always that way."

"What do you mean?" He asked her.

I gasped when I put the pieces together. "Like Luke's mom!" I blurted out, "she tried to get the oracle of Delphi and she was driven mad."

"Yes, like Luke's mom," Hera said Luke's name in disgust, she then turned to Damian, "before you were born your mother tried to embody an oracle and it didn't end well, I'm surprised you didn't turn out possessed."

"Which also explains why she knew about me," I said.

"Exactly."

"And why she threw me out a window," Damian muttered, I squeezed his hand tighter.

"So is that all you needed?" I asked hopefully.

"No, one more thing. I liked Jamie better." Then she disappeared.

"Seriously!" I yelled, knowing that somehow she could still hear me, "you disturbed my life only to tell me that! Augh, Immortals. Can't live with them, want to live without them."

"I'm pretty sure that's not how that saying goes," Damian said.

"I don't care, it's true. But seriously, I thought it was going to be this huge thing she was going to tell me and all she said was about your mother trying to become an oracle and how she liked Jamie better," I scowled.

"Yeah gods are confusing," Damian laughed.

An image started to shimmer to life in front of us. I rolled my eyes. It was yet another goddess, but probably one of the ones who hated me most.

"Hello Aphrodite," I sighed.

"I just wanted to say that I liked Jamie better too," she said as she raised her chin at me. I took this as an opportunity to throw something, so I grabbed the nearest pot and chucked it at the goddesses head. It would have hit if she hadn't shimmered away as well.

"Oh come on!" I yelled at the sky, "you stupid Immortal idiots!" Right then it started to pour, thanks to Zeus. "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!" I screamed into the sky. Apparently it wasn't bc it started raining so hard I could barely see two feet in front of me.

"Come on, let's go back inside," Damian said as he began to pull me towards the door.

"No," I said stubbornly, "I said I was going to take a walk so I'm going to take a walk, a little bit of rain isn't going to stop me!" At this point I had to yell because the rain was so loud.

"This is not a little bit of rain!" He yelled.

"Screw the rain! I'm walking!" I yelled as I started walking down the sidewalk to the back streets.

I didn't know if Damian was going to follow but soon enough I found my hand in his. And that's what we did for the next few hours, walked in the rain to who knows where. Even after the rain stopped, we continued to slash around outside just enjoying each other and how funny this day has been.

"You chucked a flower pot at the goddess of love's head," Damian said as he began to crack up, which made me laugh so hard I couldn't stand anymore.

I cupped my hands like a microphone and yelled into the sky once more, "Thanks for the rain doofus!" Which made us lose it even more.

Once we got back to the Jacksons estate, they thought we were mad men. We came walking into the kitchen, soaking wet and laughing like idiots.

"I'm magical," I said as I pumped my fists in the air, "I made it rain!" Annabeth came to me holding a towel and wrapping me up in it.

Then Damian pointed to me. "S-She threw a flower pot at Aphrodite's head!" I started to laugh so hard again that my knees buckled and I layed on the floor like a dork laughing my head off. I probably looked stupid but I didn't care, that was one of the best days I have had in my entire life. Rain, flower pots, and giggles are the best medicine.

Thanks for reading! AN: this is one of the funniest things I have ever written, I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did. Stay safe!

-Lou Ellen and Sydney