CHAPTER 1: Party at the end of the Universe
My name is Maple Syrip and I'm like the most hottest coolest most popular girl ever and rn I'm happy in My Sxhool'a corridor listening to My fav band ever BTS and I'm looking at all the cool kids in My school blasting out there Travis Scott,
Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo are standing outside of teh Music cass looking sup cul so I walked over 2 them
"Hiiiiiiiiiii!3" i said nicely to them.
"yo yo whuddup omg ur so hawt" Moxixe sed "Thanks!" I gigled and smiled. but Moxxie didn't smile because he's depressed.
"Life is darkness. death is super awesome!" Moxxie yelled
Then Lancerr from Deltaunre came out of nowhere on his Motorbike
"Hi Mabel ur real cute but i need to warn u dat Ralsei is totally mad rn and he has a GUN and he wants to shoot teh schul!1!22'
"OMG why?" I asked worryishly "becuz he's a nerd!" Lancer said
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Blitzo yelled and then Millie started crying!
I ran off to go talk to Ralsei I had to stop him fromm violencing everybody1!
"RALSEIIIIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled at him "Wut is it hawtie?!" Ralsei said AND HE HAD A GUN ON HIM!
"Please don't shoot up the school because your sad!12!"
I pleases to him
"Okay I won't hottie"
And then he hugged Me and grabbed Me and then-
"HAILEY WTF R U DOINGQ! 2!"
Uzi Murder Drone yelled loudly
"NOOOOOO SHUDDUP UR EMO!12 "
I said
"BEEPITY BOOP, BITCH!"
she said as she pulled out her robo-gun explode thing at Me
"POW-POW!" it went
"PUT THAT GUN DOWN!"
Yelled Tom Holland
"OMG TOM HOLLAND UR SO HAWT! !212 !"
I said
"I no girl"
and then he did a backflip and punched UZi cvert in the face
"YAY!" everybody cheered
Then we threw a epic party with epic music and cool lights and food nd sugar and alcholo and we drank drugs it was so cool
Susie blasted out Gangman Style and did the default dance,
Justin Bieber was twerking and like Chara caME to it and he just chugged and bundle of beers and and vodkas and alchohls and he busted into the party and was all like "YO YO BABY YO WAZZZZZZZZZZZUP! MY NAME IS CHARA-P!"
and eh was like so drunk LMFAO and she was blasting out KE$ha!2 and Flippy from The Happy Tree Frens was all like "DRUGSSSSSSS YAY!"
But then Bill Cipher possesing Dipper Pines (We call him Bipper :P)
crashed teh party and was all like
"HEHEHEHEHEH EPIC PARTY GUYS BUT NOW YOU ALL HAVE TO FUKING DIE!11!"
Bipper yelled!
"Oh no Dipper what happened to You?!"
I asked from across the room
"I made a deal with Bill Cipher so I could get the drip Mabel, You wouldn't understand,
now everybody has to DIE!"
Bipper yelled
"That's right Mabel in this world it's kill or be killed!"
Flowey looking all evil spouted from the ground
And then he like got all these friendliness pellets to fall from like space or whatever and he started shooting them at us And Ralsei jumped in front of one of the ones that was aimed at Me in dramatic romantic slow motion and I was all like
"NOOOOOOOOOO RALSEI WHY DID U DO THAT U HIMBO!"
and he was all like
"Because Mabel... I fucked ur mum!..."
*bleh* he died
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RALSEI I LOVED YOU!"
I yelled sadly and dramatically and romantically
"MAHAHAHAAH HE'S DEAD!"
Bipper yelled
And Gumball and Darwin was all like "SHEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!"
And Noelle was all emo sitting on the stairs outside dreaming of Susie and slitting there wrist why sadly listening "Sugar We're Going Down"
by Fall Out Boy and crying why we we're having the best party ever!
"Susie dosen't love Me I'm gonna go jump of a cliff wahhhhhhhhhhhh"
Noelle said depressedily
So she ran to mt. ebott and jumped off the cliff lol
Anyway meanwhile I was doing My epic Ninjitsu Demon Slayer moves I was going full on and I had likr creepy sexy glowing orangey yellowey reddish cool eyes and everything like epic super-powers
And Dipper was about to use his ultra-hyperdeath ray on Me
but then Boyfriend from FNF busted in and said "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"
and did a epic karate pose and unleashed his stand "PUNNY AMIDOOM-MEME!" he yelled in his sexy beep-boops
And his stand came out and he was like this super cool tall blue dude like Huggy Wuggy from Poppy Playtime!
and then he hugged Bipper and Bill Cipher was like "NOOOO I REFUSE UR LUV!" and he exorcized himself from Dipper's body
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Dipper yelled looking at the terrifying mofo on top him "MABEL WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK?!2!2! !21 !" he asked
"hehe don't worry Dipper, your at the like best school ever!"
I told him
CHAPTER 2: The Carpal Tunnel of Love
The next day Moxxie was feeling all dumb and depressed and emo and moaning beczu Millie broke up with him
"WAHHHHHHHHHH LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!"
Moxxie depressingly moaned
"Oh come-on cheer up emo kid!"
I said to him
"DON'T GIVE ME CAP THE ONLY CURE TO MY DISEASE OF SADNESS IS BITTER HYPERDEATH!"
mOXXIE cried
"yOU SAID HYPERDEATH?!"
Asriel said doing the epic Dwayne SUSSY AMOOGUS face
Meanwhile Noelle and Millie where vibing to some epic Hyperpop at Noelle's house
"Damm Moxxie is such a fucking dork amiright or amiright?!"
Noelle said sassily to Millie
"Your Damm Right!" Millie answered confidently
And then they like, totally made-out dude!
Anyway back at the school, now at the food court
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNNNNNNNNN"
Moxxie screamed loudly
"OMfg dude shuddup, smoke some grass, touch some grass, tap some ass get laid, go to a party, go to a rave BABY!"
Chara-P said
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NOBODY UNDERSTAND WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Moxxie screamed and then he got a gun and blew his fucking brains out lmfao
"Um... u ight shawty?"
Chara-P asked
"I'M NOT OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Screamed Kuromi as passionatley as Gerag Gay himself
"OMG Moxxie ru alr?" I asked sincerly after wondering in on him
"I am... DEAahahahaD!12221 BLeh!" He croaked.
But then when all seemed loss Freddy Fazballs and Shrek burst in,
the best teachers of the school and revived him with the magic words
"AYO GAY LIL WHITE BOI WHAT DAT DAWWWWWWWG DOIN?!"
They yelled as high as a kite into Moxxie's face
and with that Moxxie lived! yay!
and then shrek and freddy walked off high-fiving and everybody lived happily ever after!
