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A little notice before you read: While reading you have to imagine a live Studio audience laughing everytime you read HAHAHA. The longer the HAHAHA, the longer the laughing.


Clark heard a soft melody play somewhere. Like someone forgot to turn off the radio, or the TV, but it was a nice and matching melody to this nice, sunny, and peaceful morning…

Anderson was arrested and locked away, Ally defeated in both worlds, Jonathan's name cleared and his true powers finally awaken, the X-K dealers arrested, Timmy Ryan and Candice expelled, Lois reputation saved, Lana the new mayor and Jordan's and Sarah's relationship saved…

Clark went to the kitchen and turned on the coffeemaker and the TV to let the news run while he prepares breakfast. But the TV didn't start…

"Good morning, Clark!" Lois said, when she entered and yawned.

"Good morning, Lois! Did you sleep well?"

"Aww… I am afraid that was a glass of wine too much, yesterday!" Lois said, while she put her head into the fridge to look for the orange-juice. "I had a terrible nightmare: A guy in a purple suit sat in our bed and jinxed us…"

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"…CLARK! Please, turn your Seinfeld-rerun lower. It is so loud; you could believe the laughing-audience is here in the house!" Lois moaned.

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"Lois…" Clark was shocked when he heard that laugh-track and looked on the still black screen. "The TV is off! The laughing is here in the house!"

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Lois turned around shocked to look around. HAHAHAHAHA "Clark, what's going on here?" HAHAHAHA

"Is this a prank from the boys?" HAHAHAHA

"Clark, do you see anything here?"

"No, just that… Lois… is it just me, or is our house suddenly shaped differently…"

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Jonathan and Jordan appear in the room. APPLAUSE

"Good morning!" Jonathan said with a yawn.

"Good morning!" Jordan said, too. "Dad, please turn your Seinfeld lower…" HAHAHAHAHA "…it's so loud, as we are in the sitcom ourselves…"

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"Boys…" HEHEHE (quitter). "…did you mention anything purple in your room last night?" HAHAHA Clark asked nervously.

"Purple?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHA "Seriously… what's going on here?"

"And why we hear people laughing?" HAHAHAHA "Dad, please turn off Seinfeld!"

"The TV is off!" HE HE HE… "Awww… That imp, again!"

"Imp?" Jonathan asked confused. HAHAHAHA "Dad, please… what is going on?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a purple piece of paper popped up in Clark's hand…

"AAGHH…" HAHAHAHAHAHA "Clark, it's him!"

"DAD! Why that suddenly appeared like in 'I dream of Jeannie'?" HAHAHAHA Jonathan asked.

"Clark, what did Mxyzptlk write?"

"HE…" Clark stammered and then looked on the letter. "Hello, Superman, Lois Lane, Superboy blondie and Superboy weirdo…" HAHAHAHA

"Superboy-blondie?" Jon said a bit offended. HAHAHAHA

"Superboy-weirdo?" Jordan said much more offended. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clark continued reading: "…enjoy the show! We will have a lot of fun!... P.S. Get ready… now comes the intro…"

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Music playing…

Clark, walking as himself, then flying as Superman… TYLER HOECHLIN… a woman singing a song about Superman. Lois, sitting on a computer then making notes,… ELISABETH TULLOCH… switching to the boys… Jonathan throwing a football… JORDAN ELSASS… Jordan sitting on his beanbag wearing headphones… ALEX GARFIN…

THE KENT SHOW

Created by Mister Mxyzptlk

Suddenly everone was sitting around the kitchen table again…

"Boah… what was that?" HAHAHAHAHAHA Jonathan asked.

"Dad… Is this some kind of Kryptonian-prank?" HAHAHAHAHA Jordan asked.

"I wish it would be…" HAHAHAHAHA "…NO! Boys, there is something I never mentioned before. Well… ehm… how I explain it…"

"Boys… Don't panic. Your father defeated him before and he will defeat him again."

"Who?" Jordan asked.

"Well, there is that inter dimensional Imp, that sometimes shows up and has fun in pranking me. Mister Mxyzptlk."

"My-What?" HAHAHAHAHA Jonathan asked.

"It is pronounced… aw… you know don't care…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "… Well, sometimes he shows up, changes the reality to prank me and your mother and than he vanishes. We only need to force him to say or write his name backwards and he will be gone. And sometimes he even vanishes by himself."

"Great, you deal with that imp. And I Go…" HAHAHAHAHA Jonathan said.

"And me, too." HAHAHAHAHA Jordan added.

"Where you going?" Clark asked.

"Do you really think that we stay in this Sitcom. Where this awkward laugh track is playing after every sentence." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jordan moaned. "See… We go and have breakfast in the diner. And you can handle Mister Mixpetel!" HAHAHAHA

The boys left their stunned parents alone at the table, and left threw the door behind the kitchen. HAHAHA But just a second later they opened the door again to enter the kitchen shocked and distraught. HAHAHAHA

"Dad… The house is a set!" Jonathan said shocked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"A Set?" Clark asked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Yeah, the door is a fake. There is nothing." HAHAHA "We are trapped."

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"The front door!" Jonathan suggested. HAHA

The boys ran to the front door, threw the now entirely different positioned living-room. And out of the house. But they came back a second later, again. HAHAHAHA

"We are trapped!" Jonathan realized shocked. HAHAHAHAHA

Jordan, totally devastated, sank on the ground and start to have a panic attack: "This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"I am going to kill that Mister Mi-ma-mu!" Jonathan yelled. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Lois and Clark arrived to comfort their kids.

"Jordan, Jonathan don't worry. We will find a way out of this." Lois said.

"Mxy is a pain in the neck. But he is never sucessful for long." Clark said. "But as long as we are here we need to stay calm and play along. We only need to end the sitcom. And we might be free again."

"Did I hear right, might be free again?" Jordan moaned. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Does it mean we have to endure this audience for seasons?" Jonathan asked. "As if living in a half Kryptonian family is not already weird enough?" HAHAHAHAHA

Lois couldn't avoid a short laugh. "I have to admit that I sometimes felt like in a sitcom. I mean… an alien superhero, married to a human reporter, raising kids with powers they have to manage to control…" HAHAHAHAHA "…the worst we can do is getting upset and freak out. We have to stay calm."

"Calm?" Jordan yelled. "You know exactly about my stage fright." HAHAHAHA "And that doesn't make it better." HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Wait, so our house is a set now? We can't leave. Does it mean that nobody can come here as well? Or, is the whole world suddenly a sitcom? Or is everyone watching us in TV now?" Jonathan asked. "We could… call grandpa, or aunt Lucy, or anyone else to come and help us?"

"We don't know how far this goes!" Clark explained. "We could be the only ones affected. We could be the only people in the universe right now…"

"Aaagghhh…" the boys were scared. Looking for their phones to check their friends.

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"Okay, that was a bad choose of words." Clark agreed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (A BIT APPLAUSE) "What I wanted to say, we could be the only people affected, while everyone else is believing that everything is normal. Mxy's abilities include to change reality. For everyone reality remains the same. In TV for the characters we see everything is real, too."

"Oh, Yeah… but in this nothing is real. And I won't play along." Jonathan moaned. HAHAHAHAHA

"And me, too." Jordan added, lift up and looked around. "Okay, the couch is facing this way, so there is the camera…"

"What are you doing?" Clark asked.

"I am breaking threw the fourth wall." Jordan said. HAHAHAHAHAHA "Okay,… you there, on your screens, computers, tablets or smartphones, or whereever you see this. Please, leave us alone. Or at least tell us what happens or how we get out of here."

"And I thought my life in this freaky family couldn't become freakier." Jonathan murmured.

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"I know." Clark confessed. HAHAHAHA "Normally Mxy gives us more Information. But there is nothing else written in his letter. Is there some script writer or author here?"

"Coming!" a new, foreign voice said. Everyone looked on the front door to see a blonde man with glasses entering, (APPLAUSE) bowing and giving Clark a letter before leaving as quick as he appeared. "Here is what you need to know!"

He spoke with an accent. German they guessed. Before they could ask anything he was already gone.

"Who was that?" Lois asked.

"Was that Mister Mix-max?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHAHA

Clark shrugged. "No! Mxy prefers purple clouthes. I guess, that was the author." HAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE. "And according to our audience I guessed right." HAHAHAHA

"And what did he give to you?" Jonathan asked.

Clark looked on the letter. "Authors Note…" HAHAHAHA "… the idea to this story was older. Just in a different version. But I didn't have the courage to publish it because I feared it would be too far-fetched. After reading another story I came up to change the setting and here we are."

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"Too, far-fetched! Seriously?" Jonathan moaned. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Clark continued reading. "We live in difficult times! Bad news about war, rising prices, possible shortage of goods and other stuff dominate the media. And to make things even sadder, many stories about you become darker due to the still unclear future and still nobody knows what happens to Jonathan and Jordan in the final episodes of the season... As there was a hiatus and the people can't await the telling to."

"Which season?" HAHAHA Lois was confused.

"Gosh don't remember me…" Jonathan wailed. HAHAHA

"…all in all, it's time for something to enjoy. To smile and to cheer up from. And not to be upset." Clark continued.

Jordan moaned. "Too, late… I am already upset." HAHAHAHAHAHA

"… Laughing is healthy. And even if this is the first attempt of me for comedy, as many people I know accuse me of having no sense of humor…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "…I hope you will like it. So, enjoy this piece, cheer up and look forward for a lot of fun, wonderful guest stars, easter-eggs, and joy. From Germany with love: Your author!" Clark finished and put the letter down.

APPLAUSE

The Kents all look at the 'fourth wall'.

"Are we a TV-show?" Jordan asked worried. HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Who would watch a TV-show about Superman and his family in TV?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Jon, that question was not seriously, wasn't it?" his father asked headshaking.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOUD APPLAUSE…


Author's note: Clark already said everything! Enjoy!