APPLAUSE
The Kents sat around their table and had breakfast.
"At least the stove is still working." Clark said. "And the stuff in the fridge is real. So, we can eat!"
"Yeah, but sorry I don't have appetite. Knowing that there are people watching us and laughing about every little shit we do." Jordan moaned.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Hey, watch your words, young man!" HAHAHAHA Lois said.
"Shouldn't there normally be a loud beep when someone swears?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHAHA
"Boys, stay calm." Clark reassured. "I know it is weird to be a sitcom. But it is by far not the weirdest that Imp did to us."
HAHA
"What is worse than suddenly being a TV Show? Are you not worried that millions of people watch us now and could figure out that you are… you know." Jordan asked. HAHAHAHA
"Why? This is the Kent show! I am sure the audience is aware of everything." Clark said, looking on the ‚fourth wall'. HAHAHAHA
"Of everything?" Jonathan moaned. "Where have they been when I made the Candice mistake?" HAHAHAHA "They could have 'booed' to warn me?!"
Jonathan was ashamed for what happened. Everyone could see it. AWWWW
"Dad, why you don't just make your Supermaning…" HAHA "…and beat up that imp?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHA
"It is not that easy with him. We only have to wait for now. "
"You said that this is not the weirdest je did. What happened?" Jordan asked.
Lois and Clark looked on each other in one of their wordless understandings.
"Let's tell them!" Lois said.
"Oh, yeah…" Clark said with a happy smile. HAHA "Okay, boys… The Last time we dealt with him, he turned you two back into 1st graders." HAHAHA
"WHAT?" both boys yelled. HAHAHAHAHA
"Just for a day. But it was one of the best days in my and your mother's life." Clark said and blushed. AWWWWWW "We had so much fun together. You had no memories of your older selves. So, I used the opportunity and told your six years old selves that I am Superman." HHAHAHAHAHAHA
The boys looked on their father with big eyes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jordan was a bit nervous to ask. HAHAHA "How did we react?" HIHIHI
A bright smile appeared on Clark's face. "You two were so happy and excited. You wanted me to teach you to fly." HAHAHAHAHA
"WHAT?" both yelled surprised. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"And you wanted me to tell you everything about my powers, about Krypton…I wish I had told you earlier. It was so awesome. You were so happy and excited to be half-kryptonian. You had absolutely no problem with it. The author was right: We need more cute and sweet stories these days." AWWWW
Jonathan looked up to the ceiling. "Oh, author…" HAHAHAHAHA "…why do you torment us like that?"
"That was another author. But I never had so much fun with you two." Clark said and turned to the fourth Wall…winkling. "Thank you so much, Paige242. I want a sequel, too."
HAHAHA LONG APPLAUSE
"Dad are you jinxed, or why you make jokes about it?" Jordan asked. HAHAHA
"Because it's easier to face the trouble he causes with humor and optimism. As soon as we get angry and upset, he becomes worse. We enjoyed the time with your younger selves so much. I wish he gave us more time with your younger selves. You were so cute…" Clark swarmed. HAHAHAHA
"HEY!" both boys said offended.
"Do you mean we are not cute anymore?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOFT APPLAUSE
"Well…" Lois tried to find the right words. HAHAHAHA "… It was just so great that you easily accepted your father's secret. Just good that I took so many photos." HAHAHAHA "But to answer your question, you will always be the cutest people for me."
AWWWW
"Good saved, mom!" Jordan said. HAHAHAHAHAHA "Okay, how we get rid of that laugh track?"
"We finish the series!" Clark suggested.
"How?" Jonathan asked.
"We are the series!" Lois said. "We decide what happens and when it is time to stop. We just need to come up with a matching series finale and force him to say his name backwards."
"Okay, end the series… Yeah, of course…" Jordan said. "So, our series is about… being a human-kryptonian family with Superman being the patriarch."
"So, we end it by…?" Jonathan asked.
Clark shrugged. "How would you end it?"
"Beating that imp up and force it!" Jonathan said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Jonathan?!" Lois said in an accusing tone. HAHAHAHAHA
"What?"
"How do normal sitcoms end?" Jordan asked.
"Normally, a sitcom ends when the life of the main characters changes rapidly. They move out, graduate, marry… Seinfeld ended with all main characters being arrested." HAHAHAHAHA
The boys were not very happy about this scenario. HAHAHAHAHA
"Dad, we had enough prison for this season!" Jonathan moaned. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Is there any chance to get help?" Jordan asked.
"The phones are not working! We have no Internet! And not even the TV has reception. The house is a set, we can't leave… actually… we have to wait for our guest stars!"
"Guest stars?" the boys asked. "You mean prominent actors who have cameos?"
"Yes…" Lois said, before suddenly the landline-phone start to ring.
"Oh, that's help… Please, let it be help!" Jordan wailed. HAHAHAHA And ran to the phone. "Hello, hello we… Oh, hi Sarah!" HAHAHA
The rest of the family arrived to listen. HAHAHAHA
"…ehm, yeah… my phone… Well, we have some kind of… access breakdown here. No mobile phone is working… Hehe…" HAHAHA "…you want to come over?"
Lois and Clark immediately shake their heads, made denying gestures and waved with their arms. HAHAHAHAHA While Jonathan literally begged for someone from outside to come over. But his parents denied.
"…ehm… Sarah, I am sorry but… It is, not a good time now…" Jordan said, looking on his parents who continued acting awkward. "…my parents, expect some guests." HAHAHA "Who? Ehm… Wait a sec! MOM! Who did you say comes over?" HAHAHAHA
"Ehm…" Lois looked around and then on Clark, who shake his head, not knowing what to answer. "…ehm… some people I interview. Tell her you are busy!"
"Some people she interviews!" Jordan said into the phone. "Yeah, I know but she is making a secret of it. Sometimes I really don't know my own mom. Yeah, she is unfair sometimes." HAHAHAHAHA
Lois looked on him reproachful. HAHAHAHA
"Oh, eh… Sorry, but I can't meet you in town. I am kind of… trapped here…" HAHAHAHAHA "… I have to help her prepare some things. But ehm… Sarah? No… this is not an excuse…" HAHAHAHAHA
The family looked on him compassionately. Feeling sorry for him to lie again.
"Yes,… I… as soon as my phone is working again, I call you back. Bye…" Jordan said and hang off. "That makes four more new lies!" HAHAHAHAHA
"You count the lies you tell her?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHA
"Including these now, I come up to five-thousand-sixty-seven lies, since we moved here!" Jordan said. HAHAHAHAHAHA "Dad, why we can't just tell her?"
"I know it is hard. But, you know very well why you can't tell her!" Clark said. HAHAHA "And five-thousand-sixty-seven lies is nothing. I told your mom eighteen-thousand-four-hundred-fifty-one lies before I told her the truth." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Eighteen thousand?" Lois asked perplexed. HAHAHAHAHA "You told me more than three times as much lies at the same timespan?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clark shrugged and smiled innocently. HAHAHAHA
"Maybe it is good to don't have a girlfriend, right now!" Jonathan realized. HAHAHAHA "Is the phone still working?"
Jordan picked up to hold the horn on his ear. He shakes his head disappointed. "It's a requisite, again."
"We will find a way out of this! I promise!" Clark said.
"I hope so. I have honestly some considers about our guest-stars." HAHAHAHA Jordan said.
"What we need guest stars for?" Lois got an idea looking on Clark. "We have a star here in the house!"
HAHAHAHAHA
"Superman never appears as a guest-star in a TV-show. But… AH… I understand! I'll be back in a second…" Clark said and superspeeded away to change into his supersuit and to be 'the guest-star' in this show by himself. When he appeared again and stopped, he made his typical superhero-pose… LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
"Agh… HAHAHAHAHAHA…" now Jonathan and Jordan broke out in laughing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"What?" Clark asked. HAHAHAHAHA "What? It's not the first time you see me in my suit?"
"D… Dad…" HAHAHAHAHA "…did you slip in that one, just for the audience? Or have you been distracted?" Jonathan asked, trying to not to laugh to hard.
"What?" Clark asked again and looked down, to see that he was wearing his old suit. The bright blue with the red underpants, Martha made for him 20 years ago. "What the…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "…Aww… That was not planned!"
"I didn't know, you still have it!" Lois said with big eyes. HAHAHAHAHA
"Me, too honestly!" Clark murmured. HAHAHAHAHAHA APLAUSE "Mxy, messed up with our house more than just turning it into a set."
"HAHAHA… Aww… Sorry, dad…" Jonathan said after he stopped laughing. HAHAHAHA "I… we saw your old photos of you wearing that, but live in front of us, you look like a pumped up doll." HAHAHAHAHA
"Pumped up?!" Clark asked offended and start to pose like a bodybuilder. HAHAHAHA "This is all real!" APPLAUSE
"Please, I have to ask this question now… and the audience will agree to me…" Jordan asked. The question burning in his head since the reveal. "…What are the underpants for?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY LONG APLAUSE
Clark smiled waiting for the applause to end before talking. "When your grandmother designed my suit, she was inspired by those strongman-suits in the circus. I am strong, I am a man… and I look good in it!" HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE "When I upgraded my suit for the first time, I thought about keeping this design. The public said, I can wear that. The bigger the muscles, the better the underpants look." HAHAHA APPLAUSE Clark made his 'heroic' pose again. "But then, your mother and I thought, it is time for an upgrade. Something more modern…"
"Clark… We removed the underpants from the design because the people were thinking that they were for you to go to the toilet without putting off the suit!" Lois said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"WHAT?" Jordan had to laugh, too now. "Really?"
"To the toilet?" Jonathan asked and tried to not to laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHA When the audience laughed, he laughed, too.
"Yeah, yeah… Laugh as much as you want…" Clark moaned. HAHAHAHA He turned around to watch himself in the mirror. "…I stay with my opinion. Wow, 20 years… And I still look good in that one." HAHAHAHA "And I admit, it is more comfortable than my current suit."
APPLAUSE
"Okay, we had our guest-appearance!" Lois said. HAHAHAHAHA "Now change back, before anyone see's you…"
Suddenly a loud swoosh sound up, and out of nowhere a man popped up in the living-room. Everyone shrieked, when suddenly a tall man in a blue suit and a red cape appeared in the room.
"Miss Lane…" the man said. LOUD AND CHEERFUL APPLAUSE…
Another Superman just appeared out of nowhere. Not a bizarro one, but one with a very familiar face, the boys recognized immediately…
