Many characters having a guest-appearance in this chapter are not actually created by me. They are from the internet and from commercials. I don't own them by myself! See down for links...
Special Guest star: Melissa Benoist as Kara, Danny Phantom (live-action) and a lot more...
HAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"More underpants?!" Clark asked confused.
"Yeah… But don't be disappointed dad. This time, they are not really you!" Jon said. HAHAHAHA He opened the door to expose around a dozens of other 'Supermen' in various versions in the barn. HAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE All with cape, boots and some of them with underpants, too.
"Oh… my… gosh…" Clark said.
That were obviously parodies on him. And he could swear that he saw some of them in commercials. Companies worldwide wanted Superman in their advertisement. But as Superman never agrees, stays always neutral and out of business, companies had to create their own 'Supermans' with different suits and appearances. At least two of them he could swear were from commercials, even with the same actors and he didn't know their names. The others he had no clue. Probably some fan-created Supermen that some fans out in the world created and posted online on the specific websites…
"Hey, look… our pattern has arrived." A Bodybuilder like 'Superman' in a all red-suit without symbol, brown boots, brown underpants, a golden-yellow belt, and golden-yellow cape said happily.
Everyone was happy that Clark arrived and start to approach him to shake his hand and that of his sons, too.
"Oh, Superman so happy to meet you. You were my inspiration!" the first one said.
"Superman, it is such an honor to meet you!"
"Superman, I can't tell you how happy I am to meet you. You are my idol…"
"Please…" Clark raised his hands to let them stop talking. HAHAHAHA "…please… One by one!" HAHAHAHA "Before I continue… Are you aware of… our current situation?"
"Yes!" the other 'Supermen' said in unision. HAHAHAHAHAHA
"So, you guys all know that you are fictional?" Jordan asked a bit astonished. HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Yeah… and it is great to get out of that commercial were every five seconds a train drives over my back and I spend hours and hours holding that bridge together. Well big job to do!" HAHAHAHAHAHA A 'Superman' in a red and yellow suit, without underpants, with red boots, gloves and cape said. He had a round 'symbol' on his chest that looked like a bird.
"And I look good as a human, don't I?" HAHAHAHAHAHA a black Superman in a brown suit, with yellow underpants, belt, boots, and cape said. "The people only know me as a cartoon from the Internet." HAHAHAHAHA
"And I get a break from all the rushing threw the city." A Superman in an orange-brown suit with golden stripes over his chest and over his hips and legs with a golden cape and a big golden bracelet said. "From all that coffee-pralines I have to eat at the end of my commercial I am so full of beans." HAHAHAHAHAHA
Clark raised his hands again to get attention. "Okay… guys… lets have a conference. Here in the barn. My wife and my sons meanwhile get my counterparts and you can tell me your stories, okay." HAHAHA
The other 'Supermen' start to cheer. Happy to meet their counterparts and get out of their commercials to experience something new.
"I just go and change. I'll be right back!" Clark said. HAHAHAHA He closed the door and looked on his family confused. "Aww… this gets freakier with every minute." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"And that from the man who was happy to meet some actors who portray him!" Jordan moaned. HAHAHAHAHA
"Dad, I know it sounds weird when I say this…" HAHAHAHAHA "…but why not enjoy it and talk about Superheroing or something?" Jonathan advised.
"I am not used to that kind of conversation." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "And anyway, that are cartoons and commercial parodies." HAHAHAHA "And I don't even talk with you or your mom about this…"
"May we try?" suddenly Dean-Cain-Superman asked.
HAHAHAHAHA
"We are not in mood to play." Henry-Cavill-Superman said. HAHAHA "Shall we help you dealing with those guest appearances?"
The four Superman actors stood suddenly next to them. Smiling and in heroic poses. With a smile Clark opened the barn door to let them in.
"Here you go." HAHAHAHA "I will join you later."
The actors entered the barn, where they were welcommed with cheer. Clark closed the door again and turned back to his family. Hoping that nobody saw them.
"Okay, we know we have a little bit control over the plot. So who ordered those?" Clark asked. HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I wished for the New England Patriots!" Jonathan confessed. HAHAHAHAHA
"And? Any of them look like one of them?" Jordan asked. Jonathan just shaked his head. HAHAHA
"So, who wished for a bunch of men in tights and underpants?" HAHAHAHAHAHA Lois asked. With the laughing audience, Jon and Jordan had to laugh, too. Lois turned to the fourth wall. She had to smirk, too. "Yeah, I agree that that question was funny." HAHAHAHAHA
Clark shrugged. "Crossovers! That's it… they are here for Crossovers…" HAHAHAHA
"A Crossover with our family should rather be with Kara!" Lois said.
LOUD APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
"See!" Lois added. HAHAHAHA
"Clark!?" suddenly a female voice sound from the distance.
LOUD CHEERING AND WILD APPLAUSE
Kara, in full Supergirl montage, just appeared behind them. The audience was freaking out…
YEAHHHHHHHH
"Kara!" Clark said relieved. Hugging his cousin, checking her that she was fine. "Oh, Kara… I am so glad to see you."
"Clark, I though we wanted to meet in the fortress today?" HAHA "Hello, Lois, boys… so nice to see you again…"
"Kara. Great that you are here. We need your help?" Lois said.
"Yes, Marxpeti turned us into a TV show." Jordan said. HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Who?" Kara asked. HAHAHA
"Mexperflex!" Jon tried. HAHAHAHAHA
Kara was just confused. HAHAHAHA "Clark?"
"Mxy!" Clark repond.
"Oh, no… What did he do?"
"Well, he turned our life into a sitcom." Clark explained.
"We hear an audience laugh after every sentence! No matter how bad the joke is." HAHAHAHAHA Lois added.
"The barn is full of pseudo Superman." Jon told. HAHAHAHAHA
"And we can't leave the scene because the farm has turned into a TV-set." HAHAHA Jordan finished.
"A sitcom?" Kara asked. HAHA "A laughing audience?" HAHAHA "Pseudo Supermens?" HAHAHAHAHA
"See yourself!" Clark said and opened the barn door.
"OH MY GOSH!" Kara yelled when she saw four other 'Kal-Els' and a bunch of other caped superheroes. HAHAHAHAHA
They were all excited and thrilled to meet Supergirl. Clark smiled, winked and closed the door again to talk to Kara again.
Kara was just confused. HAHAHA "Clark, one of them was …"
"We know, he looks like a younger Jeremiah Danvers." Clark said. "But it's actually Dean Cain, we guess." HAHAHA
"Let me guess, that are your guest stars?" HAHAHA
"Yes. But when you appeared, the audience was freaking out more then ever before. So you are the real special guest star in our series Kara." Clark said.
LOUD APPLAUSE
"Oh… thank you. Where is the fourth wall?" Kara asked.
"There we guess!" Jon said, pointing on the fourth wall.
Kara turned to the fourth wall, smiled and bowed for the audience.
"So, what does Mxy wants? Does he want to marry me again?" HAHAHAHA
The boys had to laught, too. It was difficult to stay focused when there is an audience laughing in the background. The adults looked on them reproachfully. HAHAHA
"Sorry. When they laugh it's hard to not to laugh,too." Jon said with an innocent smile.
"Okay, now back to our problem. Kara, leave before the spell affects you and please keep an eye on the surroundings. I don't want anyone from town to show up here. I have no clue how to explain to anyone that I run a Superman-conferrence in the barn." HAHAHAHA
"Okay! You can rely on me." Kara said and departed into the air in a swoosh.
APPLAUSE
"Let's bring Tag and Baymax to the barn, too. Better we keep all guest-stars at the same spot." Lois advised.
They went back into the house and saw Tag, crying like a baby and Baymax hugging him. HAHAHAHA
"There there." The robot comforted Tag. "There there."
"Tag?" Jordan asked.
Tag, still sobbing, took a tissue to dry his tears, turned around to face Jordan and lift his hand to offer him a handshake.
"I am sorry… Sorry for, beating you up, bullying you, trying to kidnap you, kidnapping Sarah and some other things you don't even know yet." Tag said. HAHAHA APPLAUSE "I was talking with Baymax and… he opened my eyes!" HAHA "I was always blaming others for my own problems, instead of trying to fix them on my own. And even if you turned my whole life upside down when you turned me into a Metahuman, and after all that difficult time I made you, you tried to help me and… I should be grateful for that."
Jon and Jordan looked on Tag with big eyes. Then their eyes wandered over to Baymax.
"Ehm… Baymax, what did you two talk about?" Jon asked.
"Apparently… your friend… has serious… inner conflicts and… issues. Conflict resolution through a third party… is often affective." Baymax said, lifting his hand and finger. "Perhaps, it is now… time for you… to come clean!"
Jordan understood it. "Yeah, you're right Baymax!" HAHA "And I Tag,… I am sorry for accidentally turning you into a Metahuman. I had no clue that I am capable until then and I figured out that my father is Superman just an hour ago. I had no control about it, and I felt really, really bad for what happened to you after that. And…I should had tried to tell you that earlier instead of leaving you alone with it. I mean… we are kind of in the same situation: Teenagers who suddenly have superpowers…" HAHAHAHAHA Jordan accepted the handshake. "Friends?!"
"Friends!" Tag responds. And with the handshake it was sealed.
APPLAUSE
Baymax looked on Clark and Lois: "This was… affective!" HAHAHA
"Yeah, it was!" Clark said astonished. HAHAHAHA "Tag, would you and Baymax please go to the barn and wait with the others. We have to come up with a plan to end the series." HAHA
Tag left. Baymax followed him with his slow steps and got struck in the door again…
"Oh no!" HAHAHAHAHA
"Wait, I help you!" Clark offered.
"I let out some… air!" Baymax said and suddenly a loud 'fart sound' was audible while Baymax let out air. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA And Baymax left the house, too.
"Okay, what do we do now?" Lois asked.
"We must be careful with our wishes and our thoughts! Everything we think affects the plot. And therefore, who appears as a guest star." Clark said. "So, did anyone of you had wishes for guest-stars before? Now, besides from who we already got… did some of you had another guest-star wishes before?"
"Well… I thought about a lot of people, to be honest!" Lois said.
"And I… ehm…" Jordan said, before he turned around to talk open into the room. "If you are here, show yourself, Danny!" HAHAHAHA
Suddenly a boy with white hair, in a black jumpsuit with white belt, boots and gloves and a stylish symbol that looked like a mix of a D and a P fainted in right next to them…
"Where did you know that I am here?" he asked. HAHAHAHA LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
"Danny Phantom?" everyone, except Jordan said astonished. HAHAHAHA
"Yes! Is there a problem?" the ghost-boy asked.
"Barn! To the other guests! I come later and join you!" Clark said.
"Okay…" Danny said and start to fly. His legs turning into a ghost-tail, while he flew away and straight threw the wall, as if it was just air… LOUD APPLAUSE
"WOAH HAHAHA… Danny Phantom?!" Jon said happily and start to sing his old theme. "…he could walk threw walls, disappear and fly, he was much more unique than the other guys…" HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Anyone else?" Clark asked. "Boys, stay focused. We have to be really careful with our thoughts."
"So… when we have influence about the plot… why we don't just wish for the series-finale?" Jon asked.
"Unfortunately, we have to endure this just as long as Mxy allows us to play the series finale."
Suddenly, one of the Supermen from the barn entered…
"Excuse me…" the red-dressed Superman with the yellow cape and the brown underpants and boots entered the house. APPLAUSE "…I just wanted to inform you that the group of the elastic Superheroes wants to join our conference and I agreed!" HAHAHAHAHA
"You did what?" Clark asked. HAHAHAHAHA "I mean… when they arrive, tell them to wait in the barn, okay!" HAHAHA
"Okay!" he said. "This is your farm? I like it… I grew up on a farm, too." HAHAHA
"Really?" now Clark was interested. "Did they find you on a Spaceship, too?" HAHA
"Ehm… No! I was born on Earth! To my parents!" HAHAHAHA
"Tell me more about you!" Clark asked now curious. HAHA "We are farm-boys! We can tell each other everything! So how can you be a Superhero when you are not born on Krypton? What brings you here anyway?" HAHAHA
"Well… the author saw a photo of me in the Internet and inserted me in his story!" HAHAHAHAHAHA "I have no story. I am just a bunch of cartoon-photos in different poses and from different angles. The people have to come up with stories for me by themselves." HAHAHA
"So, what is your backstory, now? What did the author come up with for you?" HAHA
"Dad, shouldn't we…" Jon tried.
"Jonathan, leave him. Let your father the chance to talk to his new best friend!" Lois said. HAHAHAHA
"And where is my new best friend?" Jonathan asked. AWWWWW "Jordan got Tag, Dad got Mr. Bodybuilder in underpants…" HAHAHAHA "…and yours is probably on the way or already in the barn. Who knows how many of those caped guys are journalists, too." HAHAHA
"Jonathan, I am sure he is somewhere out there!" HAHAHAHA "You got Tom Brady!" HAHAHAHAHA
"Tom Brady is not here anymore!" HAHAHAHA "So, who…"
KNOCK-KNOCK
Someone knocked on the backdoor. And then they heard a loud squeaking when the door was opened. They turned around to see a person entering the house…
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Clarks new best friend: royalty-free-vector/superhero-standing-tall-ray-light-background-vector-20826204
Hero#1: royalty-free-vector/superhero-presenting-vector-3496794 (seen down in the right)
Hero#2: royalty-free-vector/superhero-asian-isolated-vector-27012398
Coffee-praline superhero: watch?v=ttMVNbxfVZM
Big job to do superhero: /76405997
and many more...
