While reading, you have to imagine a studio audience laughing everytime you read HAHAHA.
Mxy laughed, while Lois still screamed for her suddenly disappeared sons.
OHHHHHH
Clark looked down to see two babies in rompers and diapers sitting on the clothes, the boys just wearied. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Jonathan, Jordan!" Clark yelled, when he saw that his teenage sons just turned into babies.
"Awww… My babies!" Lois yelled. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lois took Jordan while Clark took Jonathan from the ground. Both boys start to cry and scream like babies immediately… HAHAHAHAHA
"You wretch!" Lois yelled. HAHAHAHA "AUTHOR! Turn our son back into teenagers!"
"You mean, this author!" Mxy said, when the barn-door opened, revealing me, tied up and gagged…
OHHHHH
"Author!" Clark said shocked.
"He is fired!" Mxy said. OHHHHH "This plot is too good for you guys. You have too much fun. The number of hits is okay, but the comments and reviews are behind the exaptation's. And I expected some kind of villain appearance, instead of a Superman party in the barn." HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Let the author go!" Clark said with a threatening voice. Upsetting baby Jordan in his wife's arms who just start to scream again. "Oh… Don't worry… daddy makes everything fine again…" HAHAHAHAHA
"Okay, I let him go…" Mxy said, snipping with his fingers I wannish in a puff of smoke and I am gone.
APPLAUSE
"Where is the author, now?" Lois asked.
"Oh, you told me to set him free. And I did! I send him to a place he always wanted to visit, but never was able to and probably never will be! The village his grandfather was born in! Near Shitomir, in Ukraine…" OHHHHHH
"Shitomir, Ukraine?!" Clark yelled. WOAHHH HOHOHO "But…"
"Don't worry! The village wasn't attacked yet…" OHHHHHH HO HO
"Don't… don't forget that the author is writing this!" Lois said. HAHAHA "He just needs to write you saying your name backwards and then…"
"The author can't harm me…" Mxy said, lifting a black HP laptop into their view. "…I've got his laptop!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
Clark and Lois were shocked. Jonathan and Jordan start to cry again.
"And just to be careful, I already wrote that none of the 'actors' in this barn has any superpowers. There are now just a bunch of bodybuilders and sportsmen in costumes." HAHAHAHAHA "You can't hurt me. Not even Tag and Gar! I turned off Tag's speed and Gar's ability to turn into animals…" HAHAHAHA
"His what?" Clark asked, turning around to look on the teenager, his sons just tied up and delivered in here.
Tag already set the boy with the green streaks in his hair free, and both already tried to test their abilities. But they were gone…
"My speed is gone!" Tag said shocked. HAHAHAHA
"I can't turn into anything!" Gar added. HAHAHA
"You can turn into animals?" Clark asked.
"I am a metahuman… Long story!" Gar said confessing. HAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
Clark felt it, too. His powers were switched off. He looked on the other 'superheroes' and guest-stars. Everyone was just standing there like being out of place and forgotten. HAHAHAHA
"You… turn back our sons!" Lois said. "Illi ti budjesh…" HAHAHAHA "…A shto takoi… KLJARK!" HAHAHAHAHA
"Lois, why you are speaking Russian?" Clark asked. HAHAHA He turned back to Mxy. "You!"
"What?" Mxy said uninterested. "As I know, you understand every language in the world!" HAHAHAHA "You still understand her! But to make it easier for you… I will add some subtitles, for the people out there on their screens!" HAHAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Kljark, ja eto nje chatschu! Ja chatschu govorit po angliski! Slushai minje, ja govorju kak zlodeya iz spionskogo filma!" (Clark, I don't want this! I want to talk in English! Listen to me, I sound like a villain from a spy movie!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Vsje budet khorosho!" Clark told her. (Everything will be fine!) HAHAHA "And you turn her back!"
"Later maybe… first I want to have some 'zabava'!" Mxy said. (Fun!) "But before I go…"
Mxy typed something on the laptop and Clark was suddenly wearing his first Superman-suit with the underpants again. HAHAHAHAHA
"Cheerio-o!"
Mxy vanished in a puff of smoke, too.
APPLAUSE
"Eto aplodizmenti on pisal!" HAHAHAHAHA (This applause was written by him!)
"Konyezhno!" (Of course!) Clark responds. HAHAHA Then he turned back to baby Jonathan in his arms. "Aww… Don't worry… You won't stay like this for long."
Jonathan cried and screamed like a baby. Well, he was a baby, now.
"Come on! You are a teenager. Just because you look like a baby… doesn't mean you… Oh,…" Clark soon realized that Jonathan was indeed a baby again. "Lois, I think Jonathan just made into his diapers!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Oi, Kljark… shto nam teper djelat?" Lois asked. (Oh, Clark… what do we do now?)
"Ja nje snaju!" (I don't know!) "Mi moshete…"
"Kljark, ja nje snaju russki jesik!" (Clark, I don't understand the Russian language!) HAHAHAHAHAHA "Po angliski pozhailusta!" (In English, please!) HAHAHAHA
"Oh, Okay!" Clark said relieved. Lois still understands them, she was just not able to speak anymore.
This was not good. Now everything could happen! Mxy had the author's laptop and could write anything…
As much as he wished that the boys were first graders again, he didn't need them as babies again.
"Oh, Jonathan… We must find you a fresh diaper now!" Clark said. HAHAHAHA
Suddenly out of nowhere, two diaper bags, with some baby stuff appeared in front of them. Together with a note: I am not that mean! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Oh, great…" Clark said.
Lois admits, she liked to have baby Jordan in her arms. Singing him a Russian lullaby to calm him down.
"Baju bajushki baju… baju baju…" HAHAHAHAHA
"HELLO!" suddenly a familiar female voice yelled.
In shock, Lois and Clark looked on the open barn door to see Sarah Cushing standing there…
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
"What the…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sarah was baffled. "What… Is… going on… here?" HAHAHAHA "Mr. Kent… what is that costume?" HAHAHAHA
Clark looked down on him. He was wearing his glasses, but he was in his original bright-blue Superman-suit with the underpants. HAHAHA
"Oh… ehm… we can explain!" Clark stammered shocked.
It was a weird scene, Sarah got to see in the barn. With a lot of guys in costumes that look like 'Superhero-suits'. Tag, as a precaution, hid behind Christopher-Reeve-Superman. HAHAHA Mr. Kent and some other guys, she could swear look like famous actors, even in Superman suits. And some 'Superheroes' she could swear that she already saw them in commercials. Her expression was so hilarious… HAHAHAHAHA But Clark was just scared. Scared that they are busted now. To make it more difficult, baby Jordan start to cry again…
"Sarah Kylelovna Corteza!" Lois told her by Sarah's 'Russian' name: Her given name, father's name, and family name with the female pronouncing! HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Sa-sa!" baby Jordan brabbled. AWWWW
Sarah luckily didn't listen. She was still baffled.
"That's the reason, Jordan told me to not come over?" HAHAHAHA "Because you throw a Superman-party?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Ehm… No!" Clark responds. HEHEHE "Ehm… This is not what it looks like." HAHAHA
"So, what… And where is Jordan?" Sarah asked.
"On v …" Lois began but stopped embarrassed. HAHAHAHA (He is in…) She couldn't talk to Sarah in Russian, here and now!
"What?"
"I can explain!" suddenly one of the other 'Supermen' said. APPLAUSE It was the Asian one in a white suit, with red boots, gloves, shoulders and a golden belt and collar. The cape was red outside and yellow inside. He was way too muscular for an average Asian and he spoke with a Japanese accent. "Good morning, young lady! I am behaviorist from Tokyo University…" HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE "… I am making social study about Superman! And we make experiment…"
"Experiment?!" Sarah asked confused. HAHAHAHAHA
"Yes! It is about Superman! I am studying him for years. And he is big mystery… I can't tell you content of my study because I don't want it to get, how do you American's say… spoiler-alert…" HAHAHAHAHA
Sarah was still confused.
"And because Ms. Lane knows Superman in person, I asked her for help. And she allowed me to make experiment in barn of her husband." HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE "I make experiment in secret. That is why there is no bus or cars outside. And I asked her to not let anybody from town here, to not to disturb experiment. Here is nothing as planned…" HAHAHAHAHA
"Sorry, we told Jordan to tell her to not to show up!" Clark said, remembering the call a few chapters ago. HAHAHAHA "Sarah, sorry… Not even the boys know everything what is going on in here."
Sarah looked around again. "Is that Henry Cavill?" HAHAHAHAHAHA
"I am Superman!" Henry-Cavill-Superman said, making a heroic pose. HAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Yeah yeah…" Sarah said sarcastically. HAHAHA
"Sorry, Sarah… Not even the boys know what is going on in here!" Clark repeated. "They are not here… we… send them to the Supermarket!" HAHAHAHA
"To the Supermarket?"
"Yes,… that was my request!" Clark's new friend said to help them. "I wanted to make Zeama for everyone when we are ready." HAHAHAHA
"You can cook?" Clark asked. HAHAHA
"Yeah! My wife didn't fell in love with me because of my muscles…" HAHAHAHAHA "… she fell in love with me because I am kind, earnest, can cook and play five instruments…" APPLAUSE
"What is Zeama?" Sarah asked. HAHAHAHA
"You can eat with us! You'll like it!" HAHAHAHA
"But… you are taking part in this, too?" Sarah asked the Kents now.
Lois wanted to say something but feared to say it in Russian to Sarah. And Clark felt very uncomfortable in his suit right in front of Sarah. Just good that he still had his glasses on. Baby Jordan stretched out his little arms for Sarah and baby Jonathan turned his head away. HAHAHAHA
Luckily for them… their guests had answers. The Asian-Superman, or behaviorist continued: "Yes… Mr. Kent is stepping in for another actor, who quit because I was not able to pay his fee." HAHAHAHAHA "And Ms. Lane is playing Russian spy!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Actress is sick!" HAHA
"Da!" Lois said, smiling innocently. (Yes!) HAHAHA
"And who are these babies?" Sarah asked. Not realizing that those babies were Jordan and Jonathan. HAHAHA
"He is mine!" Clark's new friend and the Elastic Hero with the underpants said at the same time, approaching them. HAHAHAHA Sarah was confused.
"He is my son!" Clark's new friend said and took Jonathan.
"Da-da…" Jonathan said, obviously to keep up the façade. HAHAHAHA
"And he is mine!" the bodybuilder elastic-hero with the underpants said and took Jordan. "The babysitter has cancelled!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Could you… take care of the babies, young lady?" HAHAHAHA
"Oh, well…" Sarah was surprised.
Lois wanted to yell to interfere. But Clark stopped her to prevent her from letting out a Russian tirade. HAHAHAHAHA Sarah just shrugged. HAHAHAHA
"Hmmm… Okay!" she agreed.
With a bright smile, she took baby Jordan who calmed down immediately, stopped crying and start to cuddle. AWWWW
"Aww… baby Jordan likes you!" his 'fake-father' said.
"Jordan?" Sarah said. HAHAHAHA "His name is Jordan?"
"And his name is Jonathan!" Jonathan's fake-father said. HAHAHAHAHA
"Seriously?" Sarah felt like someone is trying to fool her. "Jordan and Jonathan?"
"What a coincidence!" Clark said with a shrug. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Hmm… yeah… Oh… smells like baby Jonathan needs a fresh diaper!" HAHAHAHAHA Sarah said. Baby Jonathan start to scream embarrassed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"No-no… Sa-sa…" Jordan didn't want his girlfriend to change his brother's diapers.
"Yes, I am Sa-sa…" Sarah said with a bright smile. She came to confront Jordan with his new lie. Just to find a barn full of actors and that Jordan was not lying to her. And now she was a babysitter to two babies of bodybuilders. HAHAHAHA
"Here is everything you need!" Clark said, when he lifts the diaper bags and helped Sarah. He didn't feel well with the fact that Sarah was babysitting but he would do everything to get her out of the barn…
Lois used the chance to whisper something into Clark's friend's ear. As a 'Soviet' he was able to understand her Russian, and there was a question burning on her tongue for a while now.
"Miss Sara, before you leave…!" the man said. "We have question! Now that you are here, we want to hear your opinion!" HAHAHAHAHA
"About what?"
"Would all Superman-Superman's please come up in a row!"
Clark looked on Lois. She gave him a smirk, showing him that this was about to 'give him a lecture'. HAHAHAHA Henry-Cavill-Superman, Brandon-Routh-Superman, Christopher-Reeve-Superman and Dean-Cain-Superman came and stood up in a row next to Clark. All making a heroic pose. Clark just followed. Now he felt weird. Please don't let her see beyond the glasses, he said in his mind. HAHAHAHA
"Tell us, Miss Sara…" HAHA "…which Superman-suit is the best?" HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Well…" Sarah said, giving the bodybuilder his supposed son and Jordan to have both hands free. "Hmmm… Mr. Kent, would you take off the glasses, please?" OHHHH HO HO "It's killing the effect."
"Sorry, Sarah…" Clark said. "But I am as blind as a bat!" HAHAHAHAHA "Just go on!"
"Hmmm… okay… They… they look all great. Boah… Henry Cavill… You are definitely the most handsome Superman I have ever seen!" Sarah blushed. HAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Thanks for the compliment!" Henry-Cavill-Superman said with a bright smile.
"But this suit is awful!" HAHAHAHAHAHA Sarah said. Henry-Cavill-Superman looked down on himself. "It looks so… out of this planet! Where did you find that?" HAHAHA "Looks very uncomfortable!" HAHAHA
"In a Kryptonian spaceship in the Arctic!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA He respond. "You are right, feels a bit like wearing latex."
Sarah understood it as a part of his role-play and just shrugged. HAHAHAHA
"Okay…" HAHAHA "…but I like the boots! And the cape! Superman should wear this length, too." HAHAHA "And you definitely have the muscles!" APPLAUSE
"Thanks!"
"Okay… and now you!" Sarah turned to Christopher-Reeve-Superman. "You look so familiar!" HAHAHA "I like that light blue. The cape could be longer, but I like that you have the Superman-Symbol on it." APPLAUSE "You look good in that one! I like the underpants!" HAHAHAHAHA
"Thank you!" Christopher-Reeve-Superman said happily.
Sarah turned to Dean-Cain-Superman. "Your suit looks very handmade! Who made it?"
"My mom!" Dean-Cain-Superman said proudly. APPLAUSE
"She is good!" Sarah said. HAHAHA She turned to Brandon-Routh-Superman. "What fabric is yours? Looks like it is made of rubber?" HAHAHAHA
"Ehm… I am not so sure!" Brandon-Routh-Superman said. HAHAHA
"The cape is a pinch to dark, and the symbol on your chest a bit too small. But the rest of your suit is looks good. I like that it so tight on the skin, you don't see any seams!" HAHAHA
Then Sarah turned to Clark, her face immediately looked very disappointed. HAHAHAHAH
"Mr. Kent… Please don't be offended, but… ehm… No, I can't tell you." HAHAHAHAHA
"What?" Clark felt a bit offended. HAHAHAHAHA
"It's just… My father was wearing this on Halloween two years ago!" HAHAHAHAHA "It looks weird with those inflatable muscles." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "My father exaggerated a bit and while on a party, the muscles in his left arm lost air." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Does… does it really look like inflatable muscles?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Well Mr. Kent, it's just…" Sarah said while she felt his arms to feel 'the air'. Instead, she felt muscles. And she was shocked. "Mr. Kent…" HAHAHA "…I… I had no clue that you are so muscular?" HAHAHAHA
Clark blushed. This was close. Now Lois realized that it was not a good idea. She had other plans…
"Working on a farm makes big muscles!" Clark said. HAHAHAHAHA
"Guess so…" Sarah said. HAHAHAHAHA "Anyway… The color is nice, but it's not the right symbol. Superman has a new one. My personal favorite is the suit he wore a couple of years ago. That with the shoulder pads and the open neckline…" HAHAHAHA
Lois made a triumphing pose. HAHAHAHA Clark realized now what it was about.
"…yeah, I mean… every other Superman here has a suit with an open neckline. Where you can see more. That makes Superman's shoulders wider and lets him look better. With that closed neckline Superman chest looks more like pumped up." HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Thank you for your opinion, Sarah!" Clark said. HAHAHA
Sarah turned around, took the boys again and left together with the elastic man in the underpants, who carried the diaper bags for her, the barn. Clark looked on his wife and shacked his head. But Lois was satisfied.
"Really Lois, I know you liked my old suit more than this one. But that was so close. Sarah could have recognized me?" Clark said. "And all that just because you want me to have an open neckline." HAHAHAHA
"Na tebe smotritsja namnogo lutche!" (It is looking much better on you!) APPLAUSE "Sluzhai… Zriteli tozhe so mnoy soglasny!" (Listen… The audience is also my opinion!) MORE APPLAUSE
Clark moaned and turned to the fourth wall: "Fine… we discuss that later. But don't forget that Mxy fired the author, send him to god-knows-where and Sarah is babysitting her boyfriend and his brother." HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Oi, da… Kto seychas priyedet?" Lois said. (Oh, yeah… Who will come now?" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Suddenly a loud howling echoed threw the barn.
"Was that a wolf?" Clark asked.
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
"Kljark?" Lois wailed. "Tyler Hoechlin, mozhet byt?"
"The actor, everyone says who looks like me?" HAHAHAHA "From Teen Wolf…"
Suddenly a black wolf jumped into the barn and start to growl angrily.
APPLAUSE
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