Playing in front of a live studio audience: Every time you read HAHAHAHA, you have to imagine people laughing!
Special guest stars: Tyler Hoechlin as Derek Hale!
Special apperance: Timmy Tanner! OC from almost all my stories.
APPLAUSE
The wolf, that just entered the barn, growled angrily. Even with his Superpowers turned off, Clark instinctively jumped in front of Lois to protect her from the wolf, that was obviously a werewolf, portrayed by the same actor who portrays him…
"Kljark, eto wolk!" Lois screamed. (Clark, that's a wolf!) HAHAHA
"STOP, Derek Hale!" HAHAHAHAHAHA Clark yelled. "Don't dare to bite anyone!"
The wolf stopped and started to whimper. HAHAHAHAHA Obviously confused.
"Yes! We know that you are actually a man who supposedly looks like me." HAHAHAHAHA "And I know your name is Derek Hale! Now, turn back into your human form, or everyone in this barn will pounce on you." HAHAHAHA
And so, the wolf, slowly start to transform back into a man. With big eyes, Lois and Clark watched the wolf, reshaping into a human and then his fur vanishing before he was a human again. A human who looked exactly like Clark, just younger.
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Derek Hale, now in his human-form and completely naked, looked on Clark in his old Superman-suit with big eyes and was shocked to see his own face. Just a bit older…
"Where do you know about me?" Derek asked. HAHAHAHA
"I watched your series, after I heard that Tyler Hoechlin supposedly portrays me in a TV show!" Clark said. HAHAHAHAHAHA
"Khochesh odet'sya?" Lois asked. (Would you like to get dressed?) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The naked werewolf looked down on himself. Obviously, he had no problem with it.
"That's a side effect of being an evolved werewolf!" HAHAHAHAHA
"Hmm… Know that problem!" Garfield Logan said with a shrug. HAHAHAHA
"You are not one of us!" Derek said mad. "I can smell it… you are… ughh…" HAHAHAHAHA "…you smell like a money!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Gar crossed his arms annoyed and moaned. HAHAHA "I know… that was part of my mutation!" HAHAHAHA
"Please, just put on something!" Clark said, pulling off his cape to hand it to his naked werewolf-doppelganger so he can cover his private pieces at least. HAHAHAHA "What are you doing here?"
Derek just shrugged. "I don't know! I think I was just inserted in this story to convince your actor to appear in the revival movie."
LOUD APPLAUSE
"Nam nuzhen etot noutbuk!" (We need that laptop!) Lois said. HAHAHAHAHA
"Any other surprises?" Clark asked, raising his head, yelling towards the fourth wall. HAHAHAHA
Suddenly a puddle of water wandered over the ground, right in front of Clark. Clark saw the puddle and realized quickly that this was not a normal puddle.
And so the puddle suddenly turned into a water… and start to shape into a human. And a few seconds later there stood a man in black clouthes and a sweaty looking skin in front of him.
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
"You… whoever you are?!" Clark said. HAHAHAHAHAHA He had no clue who this meta-human was.
"Slick!" the man said. APPLAUSE "This is not New Gotham!" HAHAHAHA
"New Gotham?" Clark asked. HAHAHAHA "Are you a meta-human Batwoman defeated?"
"Batwoman? Batman has no successor, that's why New Gotham is going to be ours soon…" Slick said spiteful.
"Ne prevrashchaysya v vodu! Ili moy muzh zaprot vam v butylke!" Lois screamed. HAHAHAHAHAHA (Don't turn into water! Or my husband locks you up in a bottle!)
Suddenly a cloud of sand, came in threw the open window and turned right in front of them into a man…
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.
"Hey, a Superhero party…" the man said. HAHAHAHA "I want to crash it, too…" HAHAHAHAHA
"Let me guess: Mr. Sandman?" Clark said. HAHAHAHA
"The Flash used to call me 'Sand Demon'!" APPLAUSE
"Potchemu publika aplodiruet?" Lois asked, while two of the powerless Elastic heroes were able to free her from Derek Hale's grip. "I ja dumala, on odin iz khoroshi?" (Why is the audience applauding? And I thought, he is one of the good ones?) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clark, powers or not, tried to punch 'Sand Demon' but his fist went straight threw his head, that turned into sand and the man stood there unimpressed.
"Didn't hurt!" HAHAHAHA
"Wanna try it with me! It's the same…" 'Slick' said spitefully again.
Suddenly Clark, felt someone landing right behind him. He turned around to look directly into the stomach of a new 'superman'…
The New 'Superman' was totally different from the others. He was a bodybuilder, too, without doubt. With a red cape, white boots and gloves over a blue and black suit. But he was nearly 9 or 10 feet tall and looked more like the Hulk then a man. Just without the green skin.
HAHAHA
"I am Humongo Man!" He yelled. APPLAUSE "Respect me!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Clark now jumped inbetween him and Lois.
"Don't touch my wife you… you…" HAHAHAHAHA Clark found not the right words. "…whatever you are." HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
Inside the house, Sarah was confused about that noise from the barn. She sat on the couch with her baby boyfriend and his baby brother laying in their baby seats on the coffee table in front of her…
"Gosh, What's that noise?" HAHAHAHA Sarah said before she turned back to baby Jonathan and baby Jordan. "Gootshee gotshee goo…." HAHAHAHAHA She said, trying to let the babies smile. "AW… You two are so adorable… Hard to imagine, that those bulky bodybuilders can have such cute babies." HAHAHAHA
Jordan was not happy that his girlfriend just changed his brothers diapers, but everything he was able to do was cry. Jonathan wasn't happy that Sarah just changed his diapers, too. So he cried too.
"Aww… are you sad? Sad that your daddys are playing superheroes and you not. In a few years, you can join them. Und when you train hard enough, you can even wear the underpants over the suit, too." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "You can only wear them when your muscles are big enough." HAHAHAHA
Hearing this, the baby brothers cried much more. HAHAHAHAHA And the laughing audience was not helpful, too. They didn't want to wear suits with capes and underpants, they wanted to be teenagers again.
"What,… are you hungry?" Sarah said. HAHAHA She found their baby bottles with milk in the diaper bags.
The boys felt so humilliated, to get treated like babies again and beeing babies. They didn't want milk, they wanted to leave the farm and hide in town until their parents solved this chaos.
DING-DONG
Suddenly someone rang the doorbell…
"Oh, who could that be?" HAHA
Sarah stood up to open the door. The boys watched her nervously. And they were shocked to see who was at the door…
"Hello!" a young boy around the boys 'real' age said.
LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
The boys start to cry again. The teenager on the door was Jon other then an old friend of them. Timmy Tanner.
"Hello, my name is Timmy Tanner. " LOUD APPLAUSE "Is this the Kent farm?"
"Yes!" Sarah respond.
"Oh, great… so I am right." HAHAHAHA "I am looking for Jonathan and Jordan Kent. I am a friend!"
The baby turned brothers start to cry again. Why their friend Timmy was showing up today?
HAHAHAHA
"The boys are not home yet. They're in town, but come in, Jordan told me about you. I am Sarah!" Sarah said, introducing herself. She remembered Jordan telling her about the good Timmy they grew up with. "Sorry, about this. I came to talk to Jordan but got surprisingly hired as A babysitter. May I introduce: Jonathan and Jordan!" HAHAHA
"Seriously?" Timmy asked with big eyes. HAHAHAHA "Like the Kent brothers?" HAHAHA
"Yeah, crazy isn't it." Sarah said, giving both boys their bottles so they stop crying. "They are so upset, like they don't want me to change their diapers." HAHAHAHAHA
"Or they just miss their parents?" Timmy suggested. AWWWW
"Hmm… maybe your right? But they told me to not to disturb their Superman-play in the barn…"
HAHAHAHAHA
In the barn, Clark, Lois, the Superman-actors, the Superman-parodies, Baymax, Tag, Gar, Danny Phantom and all other 'Superheroes' were fighting without their powers against the meta-humans, Mxy found in the 'Arrowverse Wikia', in cartoons and in some other serieses… a huge chaotic brawl without and context… HAHAHAHAHAHA
The meta-human Slick, was not interested in a fight…
"This is not my thing!" he murmured.
"Me eighter…" a young man, next to him said. APPLAUSE The man turned into liquid metal and left threw the drain.
"Hey, I am the liquid guy here!" Slick said offended. HAHAHAHAHA
He just wanted to leave, so he liquefied himself, turning into water, and flowing into the drain on the ground to leave and get to the next town to be a thief again. Seeing it, Lois, who was carried by the naked werewolf-version of her husband start to scream…
"KLJARK… Etot vodytshki muzhin skrivatsya." (Clark… the watery man is leaving!) "Otpusty menya, wolk!" (Let me go, Wolf!) HAHAHAHA
"Shut up, Russian Lady!" HAHAHAHAHA
"Ya njie russkaya!" HAHAHAHAHA (I am not Russian!) "Awww… potshemu po-russkie? Eto nje populyarniy jesik seittchas." (Awww… why in Russian? It's not a popular language these days.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"HEY… Let my wife down." Clark yelled, while 'Humongo Man' was sitting on him. HAHAHAHA The other 'Supermen' tried to help but were powerless…
In the house, Sarah, Timmy and the baby boys, were able to hear the mess from the barn…
"Sounds like they have a lot of fun!" Timmy said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sarah, decided to not to ask too many questions. She only hoped that Jordan and his brother return soon to help her with their baby namesakes.
"So, you have your own Youtube channel?" Sarah asked.
"Yes! I wanted to ask the boys for some help. I haven't seen them for a while, because my family moved to Germany a few years ago. We returned to Metropolis last year. I admit, I didn't call before I came here. I love to talk about Metahumans and Superheroes on my channel. And I found a guy in Georgia who is able to turn into a green grizzly!" HAHAHAHA
"A green grizzly? Seriously?" HAHAHAHAHA Sarah didn't believe it.
"I am telling the truth!" Timmy told, showing her some photos on his smartphone. "I figured out his real identity and told him to meet me here. Lois Lane knows Superman, if something goes wrong he would show up and safe me…" HAHAHAHAHAHA "…there are a lot of meta-humans walking around freely. I heard about a guy who can phrase threw walls like Danny Phantom!" HAHAHAHAHA "And the weirdest one is a guy who seems to be able to turn into water…"
A loud 'clatterring' echoed threw the house when Slick, who tried to find a pipe to town, heard them talking from the sewer line under the house… HAHAHAHA He was offended, because he thought that he is unique! HAHAHAHA
"What was that?" Timmy asked. HAHAHAH "That came from the pipes, don't it?" HAHAHA
"It's an old house!" Sarah said. "But honestly… I don't believe that! People who are able to turn into grizzlies, water and what else?" HAHAHAHAHA "You would fit perfectly into that social-study they make in the barn…" HAHAHA "A lot of guys in Superman-costumes. But really, Mr. Kent looks actually pretty good in a Supersuit!" HAHAHAHA "I had no clue that he is so muscular!" HAHAHAHA
Timmy looked out of the window.
"Aww... I have to see this." Timmy said and stood up. He knew Mr. Kent, from earlier when they were still neighbors, but he couldn't imagine him in a Superman costume. And, he could use the chance to say hello to the Kents. "I take a glimpse of it; I have to risk it.…" HAHAHAHA
The babies start to cry again. They couldn't talk and couldn't warn him. Mxy had the laptop and they didn't want Timmy to get in trouble or in danger.
"Awww… Goo goo goo…" Sarah said, tickling the boys. HAHAHAHAHA "…don't cry…"
Jordan wanted to cry. This was so embarrassing… he had no clue that his parents had to deal with more and more metahumans…
"Otkuda oni?" (Where they come from?) Lois yelled.
"Ich weiss es nicht!" Clark yelled. (I don't know!) HAHAHA Realizing that he was suddenly speaking German! "Was ist den jetzt los?" (What's going on now?) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Like it?" Mxy asked.
The Imp was sitting on a beam over them, my laptop on his lap, smiling amused, while the chaos below him went more and more out of control.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Beende dieses Chaos!" Clark yelled. (Stop this chaos!) HAHAHAHAHA
"Why… I found these great websites! The 'Arrowverse-Wikia' and the 'Smallville-Wikia'. There is a lot of inspiration for more. Most of these guys, you and your 'Arrowverse-friends' defeated. Well, the big guy is from Totally Spies! But I wanted to see how he looks in live action!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The 'big guy', or Humongo Man as he called himself, took Clark and threw him, with his humongous hands up, where he hit the beam from the downside…
Mxy shrieked, when he felt the shaking, and the laptop slipped from his lap…
"Watch out you giant idiot!" Mxy yelled when he dropped the laptop and it fell into the hay below. Vanishing in the chaos. "Oh oh…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Schnappt euch den Laptop! Schnell!" Clark yelled when he saw the laptop vanishing in the hay. HAHAHA (Get the laptop! Quick!)
Lois pushed away two brawling guys and jumped into the hay to search for the laptop. Mxy jumped from the beam and landed directly on her. Clark fell into the hay, too and so they start to dig through the hay.
"Wir müssen diesen Laptop kriegen, Lois!" Clark yelled. (We have to get this laptop, Lois!)
"Ya snayu, Kljark!" (I know Clark!) HAHAHAHA Luckily Lois spoke a bit German and understood him.
"It's mine!" Mxy yelled.
"Er gehört dem Autor!" HAHAHAHAHA (It belongs to the author!)
"I don't care!" Mxy yelled.
"Wor!" Lois yelled. (Thief!) HAHAHAHA
Other Supermen, Tag, Gar and some metahumans joined the fight, searching for my laptop in the hay.
Baymax was standing next to the mess, lifting his hand…
"I recommend to… discuss this matter… more… politely…" HAHAHAHAHA Baymax said.
"Später vielleicht, Baymax!" (Later maybe, Baymax!) HAHAHAHAHA
Nobody mentioned, the knocking on the closed barn-door and that Timmy Tanner opened it slowly from outside…
"Hello!... Mr. Kent…" Timmy said carefully, hoping to not to disturb. But when he saw the chaos inside, he pushed the barn-door open completely and screamed. "OH MY GOSH! WHAT IS THIS?"
"Hallo, Timmy!" Clark said, while he got a fist into his face, that shattered his glasses, revealing him to be Superman. "Wie geht es dir?" (How are you?) HAHAHA
"Sie sind Superman!" Timmy immediately recognized his favorite superhero of all. (You are Superman!)
HAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
Timmy lived in Germany for a couple of years. He spoke the language and was able to understand him. He stumbled a step back and was so close from fainting away, when suddenly Gar Logan was able to grab the miraculously undamaged laptop and threw it away… directly on Timmy.
Timmy was still so baffled about the fact that his former neighbor and the father of his best childhood-friends was also his most favorite person in the world, that he almost got my laptop onto his forehead. In the last second, Timmy raised his hands to protect his face from the flying laptop and catch it… pressing some buttons in the progress…
"Get that laptop!" Mxy yelled and so all the meta-humans and Superheroes stormed towards Timmy.
Full of fear, Timmy was not able to run away…
"EVERYBODY STOP!" he screamed, closed his eyes, and hoped that it would be not painful.
But it was quiet… too quiet…
Timmy opened his eyes to see that the entire scene around him froze. A huge fist made of sand, just a feet away from his face and a blade of a sword (actually the arm of the liquid-metal-meta-human) next to his arm…
"Oh my gosh…" Timmy stammered. "Oh my gosh… Oh my gosh is standing here… And now is standing here is standing here… Oh… the microphone is on…" HAHAHA
When he cached the laptop, Timmy accidentally activated the dictation function. And when he screamed 'everybody stop' the whole world around him stopped…
"Aww… Wow! Superman… Mr. Kent… you are… wow… and… and… meta-humans… and… superheroes… the guy from the commercial…" HAHAHAHA "…people laughing!... Henry Cavill… Brandon Routh… Is that Tyler Hoechlin?" HAHAHA "He really looks like Superman!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Timmy looked on the fourth wall. "…oh my gosh… I am in a sitcom!" HAHAHAHAHAHA "SARAH!"
Timmy screamed for Sarah. Pressing my laptop on his chest and ran back the much shorter way into the house.
"SARAH… WE ARE A TV SHOW, MR. KENT IS SUPERMAN, THE HOUSE AND THE BARN ARE SETS, AND I HAVE A LAPTOP THAT CONTROLS THE WORLD…" HAHAHAHAHAHA "Sarah?"
Timmy entered the house to see Sarah and the babies being frozen too. Like a statue. Timmy went closer and waved with his hand in front of her face. She wasn't moving! HAHAHAHAHA
"Oh… What the hell is going on here?" HAHAHAHAHAHA Hearing the laughing, Timmy turned to the fourth wall. "You… out there… on your screens…" HAHAHA "…listen, are you… enjoying this?"
YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH APPLAUSE
"Okay!" HAHAHA Timmy looked on the laptop to see that a word-document was open. "This is chapter eight?" HAHAHA
Timmy put the laptop on the coffee-table, glaring on the frozen Sarah and the now silent babies. It was like the time has stopped…
"Oh,… This is crazy…" HAHAHAHA "…stop laughing!" HAHAHAHA "Aww… I need some water… AAGHHHHHH!"
HAHAHAHAHA
When Timmy entered the kitchen he saw a 'wave of water' shaped like the upper body of a man, that was about to shot out of the drain of the kitchen-sink and shot like a geyser through the kitchen.
"Wow… The guy who can turn into water is real!" HAHAHAHAHA Timmy shied away and back into the living-room. "I am not thirsty anymore!" HAHAHAHAHA
Timmy saw the laptop on the table, took it and went with it back into the kitchen to sit down on the table.
"Okay… let's see… what is that?" HAHAHA "Arrowverse-Wikia? Smallville-Wikia?"
HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE
"Let's see…"
Slick: wiki/Silas_Waters?so=search
Sand Demon: wiki/Eddie_Slick_(Earth-2)?so=search
Humongo Man: wiki/Humungo_Man
Liquid-Metal-Guy: wiki/Trent_MacGowen?so=search
