Filmed in front of a live studio audience! Everytime you read HAHAHAHA you have to imagine an audience laughing.


APPLAUSE

After giving the Easter-greetings, the Kent's and I sit around the kitchen-table again. Lois still giving me her death-glare…

"Okay, author! We want to end the series! And you want to finish this before the next episode of our true series airs…!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "…and before you leave for your vacation!" Lois said. "So,… how do you want to fix Mxy's mess and yours, too."

"And not to forget Timmy's!" Jordan said. HAHAHA He just found something behind the backdoor. "Look what Timmy did!"

HAHAHAHA

Lois, Clark and Jon followed Jordan threw the backdoor. At the beginning, it led to nowhere. But now it led to a small, futuristic looking room.

"What is this?" Clark asked. HAHAHAHA

"Hello?! Is anybody here?" Lois said.

Suddenly another door slid open and a blonde woman in a skin-tight jumpsuit and high-heeled boots stepped in…

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Hello! And welcome to Timmy Tanner's superhero-playground!" she said. APPLAUSE

"Heidi Klum?!" Lois said astonished. HAHAHAHA The male members of her family just glared on her with open eyes. HAHAHAHAHA

"Nice outfit, Heidi!" Jon said, slightly flirty. HAHAHA

"Miss Klum…" Lois began, pulling her pupating son away. HAHAHAHA "…what exactly is this?" HAHAHA

"Do you want to see the demo?" 'Heidi Klum' asked.

"Yes, please!" Lois said.

Heidi Klum stepped aside and a control-panel with a big screen came out threw a … in the ground. 'Heidi-Klum' or whoever she was, start to explain. Suddenly a 'holographic' Timmy appeared, walking towards the control panel and 'Heidi' start to explain…

"In the first step, you choose the person you want to be. In the menu you can see the alter Ego, the secret identity and the superpowers of the choosen character…"

In the simulation they saw Timmy choosing Clark's new friend in the red suit and the brown underpants. 'Timmy' turned around to walk threw the door.

"…in the next step, you turn into the choosen hero…"

Holo-Timmy transformed into a naked version of the other man and walked towards two other women, waiting for him with his suit…

"Wow, Gisele Bündchen and Bar Rafaeli!" Jonathan said euphoric.

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Gisele Bündchen' and 'Bar Rafaeli', both wearing the same skinny jumpsuit, helped the transformed Timmy to dress…

"Oh, now it get's dirty." Lois said. HAHAHAHA

"…in the next step you choose the setting. You can adjust daytime, no. of population, and the scenario. It can be a flight against a villian, just training or a hangout with your super-friends."

HAHAHAHA

"This is like a huge role-playing game!" Jordan realized.

"This is the dream of every little superhero fanfatic." Jon added. HAHAHAHAHA

"Are that Witaly and Wladimir Klitschko?" Lois asked when she spotted the two famous Ukrainian boxers and now politicians, wearing the same suits as the three top-models, helping 'transformed-holo-Timmy' threw the final step.

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"…In the final step, you choose if you want to use the tutorial. In that case, a character with the same abilities comes and guides you how to use your abilities…" Heidi continued.

Another 'Superman', but not Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) but Clark-Henry Cavill… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA …showed up and guided the transformed one like a teacher how to use the Superpowers. APPLAUSE

"…and then you are free to enter the playground and have fun. If you get struck, or are not able to free yourself, we will help you out of your dilemma… Say 'I am star, get me out of here' and we break up immediately and you find yourself retransformed back in the main room."

APPLAUSE

Heidi Klum took a step back, and the door she came threw closed again. With big eyes, the Kents looked on the control panel. HAHAHAHA

"I always wondered how it is to be Hydroman…" HAHAHAHAHA Jon said, browsing threw the menu. HAHAHAHA

"The one from Ultimate Spider-man? I want to try it too." Jordan said. HAHAHAHA

"BOYS…" Clark said but he suddenly spotted himself in the menu. "…Oh, Timmy liked to be me, too." HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE

"Oh, you found my simulator?!" Timmy said and blushed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I know it looks weird, but…"

"Timmy, it's fine. I feel actually a bit flattered that my fans even want to be me." HAHAHAHA Clark said with a smile. "And not just dress like me."

"Okay boys, you can play a bit. And we go and and handle the others…" Lois said.

Lois and Clark went back to the kitchen.

"Should I be sad that the boys rather want to be Hydroman, than me?" HAHAHAHA AWWWW

"Clark… we should handle the other mess first!" Lois said when they entered the kitchen again and saw me typing on the laptop. "Author… I hope for you that you found a way to solve this mess."

"Well… as a series, your guest-stars in the barn needed to be handled. So, you solved all their issues…"

Suddenly, one by one superhero from the barn entered the kitchen, to shake Clark's hand and to thank him in each of their native languages…

"Thank you!"

"Merci beaucoup!"

"Muchas gracias!"

"Spasibo bolshoe!"

"Danke schön!"

"Domo arigato!"

"Zhi Zhi!"

"Grazie mille!"

"Köszönöm!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Clark smiled to everyone and responded politely to everyone, not knowing how he solved their issues, but was glad that he as 'the greatest hero of the world' was able to help them…

"You're welcome! De rien! De nada! Nje za shto! Gern geschehen! Doitashimashite! Bie keqie! Prego! Szivesen!" HAHAHAHAHA

After every Superhero's hand was shaken, they left threw the rear door. Clark's friend was the last one to enter and gave Clark a tight hug.

"My dear friend! I am glad that we met…" he said and gave Clark a piece of paper. "…here is my receipt for Zeama!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "It is from my grandmother!" HAHAHAHA

"Multsumesc!" Clark said with a bright smile in Moldavian Romanian. HAHAHA

"We are prove that friendship between East and West is possible!" LOUD APPLAUSE "No matter which political conviction or cultural belonging! And thanks to you and your bend family… I know now that I was right to tell my kids earlier who I am!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You have kids?" Clark asked.

"Wanna see photo?"

Clarks new friend pulled a photo out of his underpants. HAHAHAHAHA Presenting to Clark two cartoon-kids in Superhero costumes. HAHAHAHAHA

"Oh, they… look gourgeous…" HAHAHAHAHA

"Good that I told them so early. My boy was able to fly before he was out of his diapers." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clarks new friend left threw the rear door to and so they were done. At least with the heroes.

"Okay… my conference is over…" HAHAHAHAHA "…and now to those guys!" Clark said, pointing on Slick over the sink.

"Okay…"

Meanwhile in the barn…

Sarah, who was taken there by Baymax and put on two hay bales, opened her eyes, and felt dazed and confused.

"Aww… My head… Where am I… WOAH… Baymax?!" Sarah yelled when she saw the big cuddly robot from the movie Big Hero 6 standing next to her.

Baymax lift his hand to wink. "Hello… I am Baymax! Your… personal… healthcare-companion!"

Sarah was shocked. Just shocked and extremely confused. Didn't she just saw Mr. Kent flying with his son's in the living-room?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And why she can hear people laughing? HAHAHAHAHA

"Aww… My head hurts…" she wailed.

"On a scale of one to ten… how would you rate your pain?" Baymax asked, while the animation of the scale appeared on his chest. HAHAHA

"Ten!" Sarah said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "A big, fat ten!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

"I recommend to… relax and… close your eyes. I will give you… a head massage…"

Baymax start to massage Sarah's head and she start to smile again.

"Oh, this is nice!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

In the farmhouse, Slick (the liquid metahuman) came out of the drain and flowed as planned into an empty milk barrel, Clark immediately closed after the last drop of the man was inside. Together with the milk barrel, Clark and Lois went back to the barn to the other metahumans and Mxy, who were still frozen in time.

"Baymax, please take your patient to the house again!" Lois said.

Sarah, now more confused than before, was carried back to the house by Baymax, so she does not witness what happens in the barn…

"Ms. Lane, Superman… what is going on here?" Sarah asked when they passed them. HAHAHAHAHAHA

"You're dreaming!" 'Superman' said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Oh… well…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

As soon as Sarah left Lois and Clark looked on me.

"Write that she believes that she is dreaming or else!" Lois said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Done!" HAHAHAHAHA

"Okay, now to those guys…" Clark said. "…how do we handle them!"

I type into the laptop again…

All the metahumans turn back into their human forms or relax before setting down on some chairs. Clark opens the milk barrel and the watery one comes out to turn into a man again, joining them. Waiting for Clark to enter the stage, that suddenly was in the barn. The metahumans start to applaud for Clark, still in his retro Superman-suit. HAHAHAHA Clark found a card on a lectern and start to read it loudly…

"Welcome to … ehm… Superman's evil-metahuman rehab program?!" HAHA LONG APPLAUSE "Author?"

I just smile…

"Already finished!" HAHAHAHAHA

Clark takes the next card to read it…

"Congratulations! You all mastered to overcome your evil past, rehabilitate, and atone for your past mistakes…" APPLAUSE "…and decided to do the right and use the powers, destiny gave you, for good. From big powers comes great responsibility…" HAHAHAHA "…Author, that's from Spider-Man!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just shrug…

"Artistic freedom!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clark waited for the audience to stop laughing before continuing reading…

"…and it is a great honor of me, Superman, director of the Superman-metahuman-rehab-program and hero academy… Seriously!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Clark!" Lois hissed waving with her hands to force him to continue. HAHAHAHAHA

"Okay… to hereby declare that you all successfully finished your training and are now Superheroes."

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

One by one lift. Suddenly they were all wearing a superhero-like costume perfectly resembling their powers and perfectly matching them. APPLAUSE Except Humongo Man, who already wore a superhero-costume. But now it looked better and more heroic.

Clark shacked everyone's hand, while handing out certificates… HAHAHAHAHA

"Congratulations!... Congratulations… and so on…" HAHAHAHAHA Clark turned around again to continue with his speech. "…Thank you! I wish all of you a great time in your new lives as superheroes and spies for the good side."

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The metahumans, now all in Superhero-costumes, raised their certificates with the house of El emblem on it and start to cheer loudly.

LONG APPLAUSE

They left the stage and the barn and were gone…

"Great… that's done!" Clark said relieved. "Author, I want to read the Arrowverse-wikia!" HAHAHAHA "Just in case, someone else appears! But also to figure out where they come from…" HAHAHAHA

Clark takes the laptop to read the entire Arrowverse-wikia, the Smallville-wikia and the other pages involving their guest-stars in super-speed…

"Okay… Except the 10-foot-tall guy, all of them got killed by me or my fellow fighters." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "What a terrible fate!"

AWWWWW

"Okay, who has left?" Lois asked.

There were Baymax, Timmy Tanner, Tag Harris, the four Superman-actors, Derek Hale, Garfield Logan and of course Mxy… all expect Baymax still frozen.

"Let's get Mxy out of here! But… the easy way!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Clark said, turning to me and taking my laptop. "I am not in mood for a long-complicated fight!" HAHAHAHAHA "May I…"

"Sure!" I speak.

Clark takes the laptop and starts to write…

The whole universe got unfrozen. The brawl stops immediately. Mxy stands up, bows, and starts to say…

"KLTPZYXM, KLTPZYXM, KLTPZYXM!" LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE "AWWW… WHY THE HECK I DIDN'T TURN YOU INTO A MUSICAL? AGGHHHHHHH…" HAHAHAHAHA

Mxy began to shrink and turn translucent. And a few seconds later he vanished in a puff of smoke and was gone.

APPLAUSE

Jonathan and Jordan came into the barn…

"Hey, what did we miss?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHAHAHA

"We just send that Imp back to his home dimension for good!" Clark said with a smile. APPLAUSE

"And you didn't call us before?!" Jordan moaned. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "I wanted to see that idiots face when he loses!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"We watch it later, if we get this on DVD!" Clark said. HAHAHAHAHA

"Hmm… That's weird… normally everything should have turned back to normal…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Clark… Mxy might be defeated. But we still need to end our series!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Lois said.

"How…" Jonathan asked.

"Wait… so we are all still trapped here?" Tag asked annoyed. "Aww… Why not cancel this stupid series? I mean seriously, who would want to watch a show about Superman and his family…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "…oh… I would do that!" Tag said abashed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suddenly there was s swoosh and Kara appeared in the barn…

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Clark, are you okay?"

"Yes, we are! Mxy is gone, but we are still trapped!" AWWWWW

"OH WOW… Supergirl!" Tag said astonished.

"Isn't that the boy who attacked the boys when you moved here?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Kara, it's okay!" Jon said. "Dad, we have to stop that fuss. We can't go on with an audience laughing about every… PEEP… oh…"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This time his swearing was drowned with a beep.

"Watch your words!" Lois said. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Okay…" Clark said opening the laptop again. "Author! How we… wait… what is this?"

"HEY, get out of my documents!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I try to get my laptop back, but Clark walks away to show it to Lois.

"…you… you wrote a story in which Jonathan has a mental breakdown after I read his diary?" APPLAUSE "And a story about Jonathan doubting that he is our son after a foreigner tells him that she is his real mother?" HAHAHAHA "And what is this one here in progress? A sequel to the mental breakdown story with… oh my gosh…" HAHAHAHAHAHA "…how sick is your mind, author?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just shrug. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Okay… Let's end this…" Clark said, giving the laptop back to me. "…Everyone, get here. TIMMY!"

Suddenly there was another swoosh and a new 'Superman' stood in the barn…

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Yes, Mr. Kent!" 'Timmy Tanner' said. But he was looking like Clark in his pre-crisis Superman-suit.

APPLAUSE

Clark looked on him with big eyes. HAHAHAHAHA "Timmy… I should be flattered now but I need to ask you now: Do you like that suit more, too?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Yes, with the open neckline your neck and your shoulders look better!" Timmy-Clark-Superman explained. HAHAHAHA APPLAUSE

"Anyone else?" Clark asked.

His family nodded, the other Supermen nodded, Tag, Gar and Derek Hale agreed, too… HAHAHAHA

"Fine…" HAHAHAHA

"But for now… Everyone sits down… Let's listen to the author and for his idea, how to end a series about Superman and his family!"

APPLAUSE

I walk up to the still present stage, place the laptop on the lectern and look on my small audience…

"Okay… I admit that there are many scenes missing I would have loved to show here but…"

"You wanted to end this before our next episode airs..." HAHAHAHAHAHA Lois cuts me off. "… come to the point!"

"Fine… The one-shot that's in progress needs to be finished before it, too…" HAHAHAHA "…okay… Superman and his family experience a lot of stuff over the years. And after years of awkward situations, many almost identity reveals, a cliffhanger season-finale with Sarah figuring out, a cliffhanger season-finale with the family's secret being exposed to the world…"

"WHAT?" The Kent-family members scream. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tag, Gar and the other Supermen start to laugh, too.

"…you have to admit, it would be a terrific cliffhanger for a season finale with a lot of response!" HAHAHAHAHAHA LONG APPLAUSE "Well, finally comes the day… the final episode, when there are big changes for the Kents…"

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