"THE DESERTS OF EGYPT. MILES AND MILES OF ENDLESS SAND WITH THE SUN BEATING DOWN ON ANYONE WHO DARES CROSS IT…"

"Not anymore!" An Egyptian man exclaimed, then took a swig of a margarita.

(A huge oasis is clearly in view with hundreds of people swimming. Two of the people in the crowd are Rocky and Bullwinkle.)

"No, no," Bullwinkle spoke to the man. "We're looking for directions to the pyramid of Pharaoh Rocher."

"Oh, it's actually about a few miles in that direction." The man replied.

"Cool!" Bullwinkle exclaimed.

"AND SO ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE LEFT THE OASIS ON A CAMEL, TRAVELING FOR MILES AND MILES ONLY TO FIND...nothing but sand every which way they looked."

"Ah c'mon Rock!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, exasperated and sweating buckets. "How d'ya think we're gonna find this thing?!"

"Why don't you just...dig?" Rocky asked, about to drink a single droplet of water from his canteen...which promptly sizzled on his tongue. "Ow..." the squirrel moaned.

"Hey you're right!" Bullwinkle happily exclaimed.

"THANKS TO HIS MIGHTY MOOSE MUSCLE, IN NO TIME BULLWINKLE HAD DUG A MASSIVE HOLE IN THE SAND."

"Well how bout that, playin' in the world's biggest sandbox an' all I found's this little bug." Bullwinkle spoke, holding up a tiny, jeweled scarab.

"Bullwinkle, that's a scarab!" Rocky exclaimed, smiling.

"Well I'm not scared o' it." Bullwinkle remarked, then held the jeweled scarab up towards the sun. "Just gotta get a closer look at it."

"ONCE THE SCARAB TOUCHED THE SUN THE GROUND STARTED TO RUMBLE. ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE GAZED IN AWE AS A MASSIVE PYRAMID FORMED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM."

"Well, Rock, what d'ya say we go in there?" Bullwinkle asked.

"Oh heck yeah!" Rocky replied.

"WELL, MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "A New Bus", OR "Sphinx for yourself!"