Filmed in front of a live studio audience! Every time you read HAHAHAHA you have to imagine an audience laughing!


APPLAUSE

The Kents and their remaining guests, look with big eyes at the stage to wait for me, the author, telling them how I would end the TV-show about Superman and his family…

"So… Over the seasons, the guest-stars all handled and taken aside for now, the boys grow up, overcome their issues, develop, and finally start to accept the alien-part of their heritage and embrace it openly, so they train their powers with joy instead of necessity."

"WHAT?" Jonathan yelled. "I hate Krypton, how dare you to change my opinion and rewrite my character?" HAHAHAHAHA

Clark and Kara look on him with big eyes and open mouths. HAHAHAHAHA Shocked to hear it that clearly.

"Clark, did you even try to make your son's proud of their heritage?" Kara asked offended. HAHAHAHA

Clark just shruggs ashamed. HAHAHAHAHA

I moan. "Because… Many fans of this show want you to get powers, too. And everyone is convinced that the only reason you didn't developed them so far in the series is because your biggest superpower is denying!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA APPLAUSE "And my opinion is, that it was not fair from your father to only take Jordan to the fortress. You would feel a much better connection to that place if your father would have included you in all that stuff better." APPLAUSE "You successfully suppress your feelings for so long, and always put other people's issues before you, allow yourself to get something back, too." APPLAUSE

"You think so?" Jon asked carefully towards the fourth wall.

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"Come on, you can admit that you were pretty pissed when you figured out that your grandfather, who used to go fishing with you, trains your brother and you are the one who got left out again." AWWWWWWW

Jon nodded. AWWWWW

"Okay… So, after years of training, accepting who you are, what your heritage is, and training and your father realizing that he has two sons instead of one…" APPLAUSE "… your powers grow and grow and you are even stronger than your father due to your half human-heritage and develop an imunity against Kryptonite over the years…." APPLAUSE "… and not to forget a lot of hilarios and awkward situations involving your powers…" HAHAHAHA "… and so, you are ready to take over the mantle of being Superman from your father and this is the final episode…"

HAHAHA

"What…" Jon began, but before he could finish, he and his brother found themselves, in front of the barn, wearing Superman-suits… "…what the…" HAHAHAHAHAHA

He and his brother looked on each other and realized that they wore suits. Similar to their father's one, but also different and matching to them.

LOUD APPLAUSE

"What do you wear?" both asked each other at the same time. HAHAHAHAHAHA

The door opened again, revealing their father waiting for them on the stage. And the whole barn was filled with their guest-stars, people from town, Team Flash, the Legends of Tomorrow, Kara's Superfriends and a lot of other people applauding loudly when they entered the barn.

It was awkward… but also kind of thrilling when they walked towards the stage, surrounded by Superheroes, friends and other people, cheering and applauding loudly about them in their own Superman-suits. And they had to agree, that the suits they were wearing felt very comfy.

Their father was waiting for them on the stage, now wearing his current suit again. Right next to their mom, who blushed about that view of her sons. Their father's new friend (the Soviet-Moldavian-Superman in the red suit) was playing the theme of the Richard Donner Superman-movie on an electric keyboard.

APPLAUSE

Nervously the boys entered the stage, still under the cheer of the audience and the people in the barn. Lois and Clark, also still overwhelmed by the current situation suddenly start to smile brighter than ever…

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Jon and Jordan stood now in front of their father. Tears shot in their father's eyes…

"Dad, are you crying?" HAHAHAHAHAHA Jonathan asked astonished.

"I am sorry…" HAHAHAHA "…but seeing you like this… is so awesome!" Clark agreed.

Clark was holding cards in his hand (a prepared speech). But he threw away the cards to talk freely.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Dad? Please, if we look ridiculous…" HAHAHA "…or if this bothering you…" HAHAHAHAHA Jordan said.

"No! No no no… You two look awesome!" APPLAUSE "More awesome than I ever imagined. Seriously… And… I know I always said I wanted you to have normal lives and all that and that you should not have the burden I have. But seeing you in those suits… aww… It makes me so proud." HAHAHAHAHAHA More tears running down Clark's face. HAHAHAHAHA

"Ehmm… okay…" Jordan murmured. HAHAHAHAH "So, can we get through this to finally end the series?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Okay…" Clark said. HAHAHAHAHAHA "Jonathan, Jordan… I am so proud on you… you worked so hard. At least I believe that according to the fact that several seasons passed…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "…and now you two are ready!"

"Thank you, dad!" Jonathan said. "But…" HAHAHAHA "…isn't it a bit weird that the Cushings, the football-team, our teachers and some people from the town are here right now?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clark looked behind them, to see that indeed, many people from town were there, too. HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Hmmm... well, the author already mentioned that one season-finale cliffhanger ending was our public exposure…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "…okay… So, Jonathan, Jordan, … I am proud… oh I am so proud… I really want to do this in reality, too…" HAHAHAHAHA Clark was euphoric.

"DAD!" Jonathan yelled. HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Sorry!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Well, Jonathan, Jordan, I hereby declare you to full legit Supermen and proudly give the mantle of Superman into your hands."

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jonathan and Jordan turned around to receive standing ovations from the guests in the barn. LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES The boys smiled awkwardly, while the crowd applauded to them, and they start to wink. Receiving standing ovations.

"Make a heroic pose!" their father adviced. "Don't stand like dropped bags." HAHAHAHAHA

The boys followed it, trying to not to look as awkward as they felt. HAHAHAHA

"How to make a heroic pose?" Jonathan asked. HAHAHAHA "Gosh, I can't believe I really asked that question…" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clark demonstrated it… "Shoulders back, standing tall and straight, look self confident and confidence inspiring…"

The boys just immitated their father's heroic-pose. LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Okay… and now a great final…" I say.

Jon and Jordan look on each other and knew what was meant. And so they began to run in slow-mo through the middle aisle inbetween the audience and out of the barn…

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Their capes flattering in the wind and their muscular bodies looking even bulkier in those suits…

APPLAUSE

And so they left the barn and depart into the air…

LOUD CHEERING

Everything becomes black and a big red curtain appears…

"Ladies and gentlemen… Jordan Kent, portrayed by Alex Garfin!"

Jordan comes through the curtain. Still wearing his Superman-suit. LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Jonathan Kent, portrayed by Jordan Elsass!"

Jonathan comes through the curtain with waving hands. Also wearing his Superman-suit. LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"Miss Lois Lane, was played by the magnificent Elizabeth Tulloch!"

Lois comes threw the curtain, winking and smiling. LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

"And last but not least… Clark Kent, alias Superman, portrayed by Mister Tyler Hoechlin!"

Clark comes through the curtain, also wearing his Superman-suit. FRANTIC CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All four Kent-Lanes finally saw the audience. Hundreds of people on bleachers right in front of them. They took each other's by their hands and bowed together for them.

MORE APPLAUSE

I join them and handle Clark a microphone…

"Thank you!" Clark says. The audience giving standing ovations. "Thank you!... Aww… please… Thank you!"

Finally, the audience becomes quieter, and Clark is able to say the final words.

"Thank you so much… We… Aww… please calm down…"

STANDING OVATIONS

Clark raised his free hand to finally get the people's attention. The audience finally calmed down and sat down again.

"Thank you so much, you were an amazing audience. And even if this all was just a prank by an Imp I have to agree that it was sometimes also pretty funny. We have no clue how our actual series continues or what awaits us really. But we hope that everyone out there on their screens enjoyed this and make the current hiatus a bit more bearable. "

APPLAUSE

"Also, we ask for applause for our author who tried to do his best to make this mess here as bearable as possible for us and for his attempt to bring some joy into these difficult times." Clark says, pointing on me a few steps away.

I bow. APPLAUSE

"Okay, folks …" Clark continues. "…you see us in our actual series. Good bye… you were an amazing audience…

LOUD CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The Kents take each others hands once again to bow togheter one more time for the audience who was standing up again, loudly cheering and applauding for the super-family when they went behind the red curtain one by one, winking a goodbye…

And everything wents black…

WOOSH KABOOOOM… EPILOGUE…

Clark opened his eyes and found himself in bed next to his wife, who groaned annoyed like someone who just got waken up by a nightmare. He looked around to look on the clock. The same time when he stood up, before he mentioned that something was wrong… everything was quite… was it just a dream?

Clark stood up, took his glasses, got dressed and went downstairs…

The house was shaped like it should be again. He could look ouside again and the place didn't seem to be a set anymore. Or was it ever a set? Everything what happened felt like a weird dream.

The sitcom, the laughing audience, guest stars, the author… Clark went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast, turn on the TV for the news and look out of the window again. Everything was normal…

Lois came into the kitchen just a few moments later jawning and looking like she had a hangover. They looked on each other silently. Understanding each other even without words…

"The same dream?" she asked.

"The same dream!" Clark respond.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lois shrieked loudly and even Clark was scared briefly when they heard the laughing audience again. They turned around to see that the laughing came out of the TV.

HAHAHAHA

"Sorry, Clark…" Lois said, went to the TV and pulled out the cable to shut it down. "…there is no Seinfeld for the next time."

"Fine Lois… but that means also no 'The Nanny' for you!"

"What? I accepted your Seinfeld so you accept my Nanny."

While they argued, Jon and Jordan carefully put their heads in and looked around like they were looking for something.

"Boys, are you okay?" Clark asked.

"I don't know… I had this weird dream last night." Jordan told.

"Me, too!" Jon responded.

"Don't worry, nobody is laughing after every sentence anymore." Clark said.

"AGHHH… Oh, my god!" Jonathan yelled. "That was not a dream?"

"And Sarah really changed Jon's diapers?"

"AGHHH… DON'T SAY IT!" Jonathan cried. "I can never ever look into her eyes again."

"Boys, boys, boys…" Clark said. "Don't be sad! Nobody remembers what happened!"

"Really?" Jordan asked.

"Really!" Clark confirmed.

"And why I have to remember it?" Jon asked.

"Oh… the audience would laugh now!" Clark said. "You know… that whole commencement ceremony in the barn was great. I would love to celebrate the Kryptonian pendant of a Bar-mitzwa with you… What do you say?"

Jonathan and Jordan were just about to complain about the idea of a Kryptonian-Bar-mitzwa when suddenly Jordan's smartphone start to ring…

"That's Sarah…" he said shocked and picked up. "Hi, Sarah!... What?... Oh… Okay… No, no problem! Get some rest! We meet later… okay, bye…"

Jordan hangs up and looked on his family worried.

"Sarah just said that she had a terrible nightmare last night! She remembers everything!"

"Don't worry… everyone who was involved believes it was a dream!" Clark said, while handling some stuff in the kitchen. "Nothing what happened was real!"

Suddenly a piece of paper fell of the kitchen-counter. Clark lifts it up to see that it was the note his new best-friend gave to him.

"Clark what is that?"

"That's the receipt for Zeama he gave to me!" Clark said a bit shocked.

Everyone was a bit scared now. Lois went to the rear door to check if Timmy's roleplay simulator was still there. It was gone. Jonathan took his own smartphone to check if there were any changes in the world. And Jordan checked the barn. Clark meanwhile read the receipt…

"Oh, looks delicious!"

Suddenly Clark could hear a car approaching… at the same time, Lois received a text from her father.

"Clark, my dad just wrote me that Tag quit and left…"

"You mean…"

Clark went out on the porch just when the taxi stopped, and Tag left the car.

"I know it feels like a dream, but I remember everything!" Tag said. "Okay… Jonathan said I can have his room. Which one is his?"

"Clark, I imagine the audience laughing about us now!" Lois murmured.

Shocked and with open eyes, they watched Tag entering the house like it was his and they were forced to pay the taxi-driver. This time it was not Tom Brady. From inside they could hear the boys complain when they suddenly remembered…

"Oh, no… Jonathan, call Timmy Tanner!" Clark yelled.

"Too late, dad!" Jon said disappointed and showed his father the message he just received from Timmy. "He is on the way here! He says it feels like a dream, too but he knows it was everything really happening. Garfield Logan should arrive here soon, too!"

"Great… So, we have to deal with Tag, Timmy Tanner and a boy who seems to be able to turn into green animals!" Clark said, rubbing his temples.

Lois shrugged. "At least no one else remembers!"

Clark looked towards the fourth wall…

"Except the people out there on their screens…"

THE END

I hope you liked it!