(Or "Sphinx for yourself!")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST DISCOVERED AND ENTERED THE PYRAMID OF PHARAOH ROCHER!"

"Gee, sure is dark in here, Bullwinkle…" Rocky spoke, squinting his eyes.

"Well I found a torch!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, holding up said torch and lighting it aflame.

"THE TORCH CONTINUED TO LIGHT THE WAY FOR THE MOOSE AND SQUIRREL AS THEY WALKED DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THE PYRAMID. SUDDENLY, ROCKY HAPPENED TO NOTICE SOME HIEROGLYPHS ON THE WALL…"

"What do they say, Rock?" Bullwinkle asked.

"Well," Rocky spoke, quickly flipping through a hieroglyphs to English dictionary. "This part here is a map of the whole pyramid--look at that, the tomb's near the food court! This part over here, happens to be a warning..."

"What warning?" Bullwinkle inquired.

"It says that he who holds the amulet of Pharaoh Rocher is…capable of bringing his corpse to life!" Rocky exclaimed. "Well, either that or a whole plague of locusts'll come if you so much as touch his corpse. Still it's kinda a warning."

"Cool!" Bullwinkle replied. "Always wanted my own mummy."

"MEANWHILE, DEEP WITHIN THE PYRAMID, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD NO IDEA, BUT BORIS AND NATASHA WERE FOLLOWING THEM THIS ENTIRE TIME!"

"So, moose vants mummy, nyet?! I GEEVE him mummy!" Boris exclaimed, laughing maliciously. "Yu got amulet, Netesha?"

"Sure do, dollink!" Natasha exclaimed, whipping out a scarab-shaped amulet with a beautiful, red jewel in the center.

"SLOWLY, THE LONG-DEAD CORPSE OF PHARAOH ROCHER BEGAN TO THRUST ABOUT IN HIS SARCOPHAGUS. SUDDENLY, BORIS AND NATASHA HIS FOR ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD JUST ENTERED THE ROOM."

"WOWEE this place is HUGE, Rock!" Bullwinkle smiled. "Just lookit all this gold!"

"Yeah, but what's that sarcophagus moving around for?" Rocky noticed the sarcophagus.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US MEXT TIME FOR "Mummy's Home", or "That Old Giza!"!"