(Or "That old Giza")

"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD MANAGED TO UNCOVER A STRANGE TOMB WITHIN A PYRAMID. AFTER OBSERVING A MUMMY'S SARCOPHAGUS…"

"Wait, it's covered in…" Rocky licked the surface with his tongue. "CHOCOLATE! Really old chocolate…" he grimaced. "BUT CHOCOLATE NONETHELESS! BULLWINKLE! You know what this means?!"

"YES!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. After around a minute, his excited expression turned to a more confused expression. "…no…what does it mean, Rock?"

"This is the guy I was tellin' you about!" Rocky replied. "But wait--why's it moving?"

"I don't know." Bullwinkle replied.

"WITHOUT ANY WARNING A GNARLY OLD HAND COVERED IN WRAPPINGS THREW THE COVER OF THE SARCOPHAGUS OFF, AND THE BODY THE HAND BELONGED TO STOOD UP, GROANING."

"MmmRRRRRRGGHH!!" The corpse of Pharaoh Rocher growled, appearing very angry at Rocky and Bullwinkle for having disturbed his slumber.

"RUN FOR IT BULLWINKLE!" Rocky exclaimed, he and Bullwinkle instantly dashing out of that room.

"RIGHT BEHIND YA BUDDY!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, running...through the wall, and forming a moose-shaped crater.

"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US NEXT TIME FOR "Ra Ra Ra!" OR "in de Nile!"