Note: Code Geass is an anime that was done by the studio Sunrise.
Lelouch Lamperouge crawled to the living room and said, "Good morning, C. C."
C. C. folded her arms and asked, "Why are you crawling?"
Lelouch answered, "I was trying to make a dramatic entrance."
C. C. said, "I love you, but you're so weird."
Lelouch proudly replied, "I'm the prince of lovely weirdness."
C. C. was getting tired of Lelouch's antics, so she tried to change the conversation. She asked, "What's going on?"
Lelouch crawled around the living room while saying, "I'm going to defeat Prince Schneizel. He's done too many evil schemes recently. I'm going to beat him up."
C. C. asked, "Are me and the Black Knights going to join you?"
Lelouch stuck his hands in the air, while replying, "I can't have you or my sidekicks participate in this. I'm the most charming and heroic hero, so it's up to me to fight Schneizel without any help. It's a good chance to prove how great of a hero I really am."
C. C. was worried that Schneizel would defeat Lelouch, so she said, "I insist on coming along."
Lelouch shook his head and replied, "This is too dangerous for you. I'm the leading hero of justice and I'm going to show Schneizel how awesome I really am. I'm going to get on my Zero costume and head over to the hideout."
C. C. responded, "I hope that you do well in the fight." She kissed Lelouch. Lelouch blushed and lost his concentration. He bumped into the wall a few times before going into his bedroom and getting on his Zero costume.
Zero drove to Prince Schneizel's palace. He tried to move around in the shadows, but Schneizel had guards and security cameras.
Kanon faced Schneizel and said, "Zero's outside. He's going to attempt to break into the palace."
Schneizel calmly replied, "It's relieving that he's the only one breaking in. I have a hatred for using violence and Zero is the most untalented fighter that I've ever dealt with so this'll be a charming event."
Zero tried to break the palace door open, but the guards ran up to him and started punching him. Zero tried to do a few kicks, but it barely hurt the guards. Zero passed out after getting hit by the guards for two minutes.
The guards dragged Zero into Schneizel's palace. Schneizel approached the guards and said, "You did a wonderful job."
One of the guards replied, "It's never been this easy before."
Schneizel responded, "That's because Zero's the weakest enemy that Britannia has ever dealt with." He signaled to his guards to leave the room.
Schneizel took off Zero's mask and said, "Greetings, Lelouch."
Lelouch angrily replied, "You're in a lot of trouble."
Schneizel lightly smiled and responded, "It's both pathetic and cute that you think that I'm the one who's going to be in trouble."
Lelouch proudly replied, "I'm the prince of pathetic cuteness."
Schneizel said, "Don't say anything if you don't have anything compelling to say."
Lelouch screamed, "That means that I won't ever be able to talk!"
Meanwhile, C. C. was eating pizza. Her cellphone rang. She picked up her phone and saw that Lelouch was calling. She answered the phone and asked, "What's going on?"
Lelouch answered, "I tried to stop Prince Schneizel, but he and his guards defeated me."
C. C. said, "I'll go there and stop Schneizel."
Lelouch replied, "You're the best."
C. C. smiled and said, "That's for sure."
A half hour later, C. C. went into Prince Schneizel's palace. The guards ran up to her. They weren't expecting C. C. to be much of a threat, because of how easy it was to defeat Lelouch. C. C. proved them wrong by grabbing one of the guards and kicking him into a wall. A different guard tried to punch C. C., but she punched the guard to the ground. Five of the guards tried fighting her at the same. She was a little bit worried, but she knew that she had the power needed to defeat them. She punched and kicked the five guards around the palace. They held up a good fight, but C. C. was the clear winner.
C. C. ran up to Lelouch and hugged him. She said, "I'm glad that you're okay."
Schneizel walked by and replied, "Lelouch is far from okay. He's the most clumsy and immature fighter that I've ever dealt with. It's pathetically adorable that he thought he stood a chance at stopping me."
C. C. said, "Well, I'm sure that he put up a good fight."
Schneizel calmly smiled and replied, "That's a true joke. Lelouch put up a pathetic fight. It only took a few moments for my guards to beat him up."
C. C. confidently responded, "You're going to face the wrath of my justice."
Schneizel replied, "Bring it on." C. C. punched Schneizel in the face. Schneizel kicked her, but she threw him to the ground. He gave her a few punches, but she kicked him across the palace. He fell to the ground and passed out.
Lelouch faced C. C. and said, "You did a really good job."
C. C. replied, "Thank you, but you didn't seem to know how to fight villains on your own."
Lelouch responded, "But I'm still one of the greatest fighters of all time."
C. C. said, "You need to work on your fighting skills."
Lelouch thought about what to do and said, "I have a plan."
C. C. nervously raised her eyebrows and asked, "What's your plan?"
Lelouch answered, "Let's fight Princess Cornelia, together. It'll give us a chance to be the ultimate fighting couple."
C. C. replied, "Okay, but I need a kiss."
Lelouch asked, "Who do you want to kiss?"
C. C. couldn't believe how clueless Lelouch was. She said, "You."
Lelouch replied, "Okay." He and C. C. kissed.
Lelouch got his Zero mask back on. He and C. C. started heading towards Princess Cornelia's palace. C. C. said, "You better be careful."
Lelouch proudly replied, "I'm the prince of carefulness." C. C. rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile, Guilford walked into Princess Cornelia's throne room and said, "We've got some problems."
Cornelia growled and asked, "What's going on?"
Guilford answered, "That Zero weakling and his powerful girlfriend are coming to the palace."
Cornelia had a big smile on her face, while saying, "This is excellent news. I want you and the other knights to go after C. C. I want to destroy Zero." She did an evil laugh.
Zero and C. C. were close to the palace, but Guilford and the other knights started surrounding them. Guilford said, "You guys are in a lot of trouble."
Zero replied, "Greetings, friendzone guy."
Guilford angrily responded, "I told you not to call me that. Cornelia probably doesn't love me back, but she respects me."
Zero replied, "You're a nerd."
C. C. faced the knights and said, "I'm going to defeat this group of crooks." She started battling the knights.
Cornelia approached Zero and used a block of wood to hit Zero to the ground. She grabbed his mask and used her strength to rip it in half. She stared at Lelouch and said, "I'm finally going to defeat you."
Lelouch replied, "You better watch out, because I'm the greatest superhero of all time."
Cornelia said, "You're a fool who can't accomplish anything useful." Lelouch punched Cornelia, but it barely had any impact on her.
Lelouch replied, "I'm super cool."
Cornelia responded, "You're the lamest hero ever."
Lelouch proudly replied, "I'm the prince of lameness."
Cornelia looked angry, while asking, "Is there anything that you won't brag about?"
Lelouch shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'm desperate enough to brag about anything."
Cornelia was about to use her sword on Lelouch, but C. C. kicked her to the ground. C. C. and Cornelia battled each other for several minutes while Lelouch played jump rope with Lloyd Asplund.
C. C. barely won the fight. Cornelia sighed and said, "I'll cancel the rest of this fight, but expect me to get my revenge."
Lelouch faced Lloyd and said, "Thank you for the jump rope game. You did a really good job."
Lloyd smiled and replied, "Thank you. I often play games during days where I don't like the work that I'm assigned to do." Cornelia angrily stared at Lloyd.
Lelouch ran up to C. C. and said, "Thank you for defeating Princess Cornelia. You're a better fighter than I am."
C. C. replied, "I'm afraid I have to give you some brutal honesty: You suck at fighting villains."
Lelouch responded, "That's fair."
C. C. said, "However, you're the best at filling my heart with happiness. I love you." She kissed Lelouch. Lelouch may of been an immature weakling, but he was the strongest thing in C. C.'s big heart.
The next day, Lelouch Lamperouge and C. C. were watching a film while sitting in the living room. Lelouch wanted to make things more exciting, so he stood up and jumped across the room. He landed on the floor.
C. C. sighed and asked, "Why did you do that?"
Lelouch said, "I didn't want things to get boring."
C. C. asked, "You think that doing that dangerous stunt for the fifth time this month would make things better?"
Lelouch said, "Yes, I was worried that this day was getting stale."
C. C. replied, "My days with you are never stale. My heart shines with the most comforting type of happiness when you're around."
Lelouch asked, "Really?"
C. C. hugged Lelouch and said, "You don't have to try to be some kind of amazing risk taker to impress me. You impress me by being the morally questionable, but sweet natured guy that I fell in love with."
Lelouch smiled and replied, "Thank you. I love you."
C. C. responded, "I love you, too." Lelouch yawned. C. C. jokingly said, "I'm worried that I'm being the boring one."
Lelouch replied, "I'm just tired."
C. C. said, "I'm going to get ready for bed. You might want to, too."
Lelouch replied, "Okay." Lelouch was so slow when it came to getting ready for bed that C. C. had already changed, brushed her teeth, and gotten into bed before Lelouch started getting his pajamas on. He stood around, in his day clothes, while yawning.
Lelouch heard his cellphone ring, so he grabbed it and asked, "What's going on?"
Kaname Ohgi said, "Prince Schneizel's doing a small robbery at the store that's a few blocks away from Ashford Academy. What should we do?"
Lelouch asked, "Are you sure that it's a small robbery?"
Ohgi answered, "It's a small store that just has regular books and DVD's. I don't know what Schneizel is after."
Lelouch said, "Since it's a small robbery, I'll take care of it myself. There's no need to get you and the Black Knights involved."
Ohgi asked, "Are you sure?"
Lelouch proudly said, "I'm a very trustworthy guy, so don't worry about it." He got off the phone.
Lelouch gently opened C. C.'s bedroom and saw that she was asleep. He was worried about leaving the house without telling her about it. However, he thought that it wouldn't be that big of a problem, because he thought he was going to be stopping a simple robbery. He gently kissed C. C. on the hand and walked out of the room. C. C. felt the kiss and smiled in her sleep. Lelouch got on his Zero costume and walked out.
Zero went to an alley that was next to the store that Prince Schneizel was at. Schneizel was with a couple of muscular men that Zero had never seen before. Zero noticed that Schneizel and his goons weren't grabbing anything out of the store. They were standing around and appeared to be waiting. Zero ran up to them and said, "You better cancel this mundane plan."
Schneizel turned around and was glad to see Zero. He had a smug smile on his face, while saying, "Hi, Zero. It's nice to see you."
Zero replied, "You always called me repulsive sight when we were growing up."
Schneizel calmly said, "I was exaggerating. It's too bad that you inherited our father's habit of being an oversensitive grump."
Zero started walking closer to Schneizel while asking, "What are you up to?"
Schneizel said, "Just doing some shopping."
Zero replied, "You and your henchmen haven't grabbed a single thing. It seems like you're running out of cleverness."
Schneizel said, "You're the one who's lacking in the cleverness department."
Zero asked, "What are you talking about?"
Schneizel said, "I pretended that I was going to try to rob this store to lure you here."
Zero was confused so he asked, "Why did you do that?"
Schneizel said, "To make sure you got a good beating." He signaled to his two muscular goons to start beating up Zero.
Zero said, "Those simpletons are going to face the ultimate wrath of justice." The muscular goons grabbed Zero and started beating them up. Zero gave them a few quick punches, but they kicked him really hard. They pushed him into the alley's wall and threw him into a garbage can.
Zero jumped out of the garbage can and threw it at Schneizel. Schneizel said, "That was a mistake, Zero. I was about to go home, but you just proved that you need another beating." He signaled to his goons to give Zero a few more punches. They grabbed Zero and punched him into a wall five times in a row. They also kicked him to the ground seven times in a row. Schneizel did an evil laugh and walked away. Zero started walking home.
A half hour later, Zero was home. Lelouch took off his Zero mask and ran to his bedroom. He laid on his bed and finally went to sleep.
The next morning, C. C. woke up and went to the living room. She saw that Lelouch wasn't awake, so she prepared breakfast and started watching TV.
Two hours later, Lelouch wasn't yet. C. C. was surprised about this, so she walked up to Lelouch's bedroom door and opened it. She looked around and saw that Lelouch was in his Zero costume. She accurately assumed that Lelouch went on a mission during the night. She felt bad for him, so she gently rubbed his hair, while saying, "Don't worry, darling. I'll always be by your side, because my greatest desire is to spend eternity with you." She sat on Lelouch's bed.
Lelouch opened his eyes and saw that C. C. was in his room. He asked, "What are you doing?"
C. C. said, "I'm sorry. I was just checking up on you."
Lelouch replied, "I was concerned that leaving to battle Prince Schneizel would make you worried. It seems like that came true. I'm sorry."
C. C. replied, "Don't feel sorry. You're the vigilante of Japan and the hero of my heart. In other words, you're the best boyfriend of all time." She kissed Lelouch on the lips.
Lelouch stood up and said, "I thought that Schneizel was just going to do a simple robbery last. I underestimated him. Life's a lot more complicated than that."
C. C. wrapped her arm around Lelouch and replied, "Yes, but there's simply nothing better in my life than my time with you."
Lelouch responded, "I feel the same way about my time with you. Things are complicated, but the simple truth is that my life is amazing when you're in it."
C. C. said, "I'm always going to be in your life."
Lelouch replied, "Then I'll always be living a fantasy that's more majestic and magical than any palace." He and C. C. cutely smiled at each other for a long moment. Lelouch felt that his life with C. C. was simply too good to be true.
