Hey there. This wil be a collaboration between Keister3D and myself. This chapter holds a EDI-Miri image and if you like what you see, check him out on Twitter and Pa-treon!

This story is loosely tied to 'Perfect for a nerd like me'. If you haven't read that yet, do it now. (sofar only on FF)

...and this weekend is a double treat, as I just updated 'Love and lust on the Tempest' with a very naughty chapter ;-)

Chapter 1, Not entirely ethical

Miranda grinned. She knew what she was doing was not entirely ethical. Or rather, very very wrong. But she couldn't sleep and was bored out of her mind. So she simply allowed her fingers to play with the camera controls while her eyes wandered the screens.

Feed 1: empty mess hall. Feed 2: empty bridge. Feed 3 and 4: Liara at work in her Shadow broker room. Exactly what one would expect at two at night. The Normandy was quiet and empty, with only a few night owls still awake.

She absentmindedly stared at the screen while the images flashed by. Shepard asleep. Garrus asleep. Grunt asleep and snoring loudly, the sound rumbling over the speakers. She smiled and turned the volume down. It was completely against regulations to check the cameras in the crew quarters but she'd never been one to go by the book.

She shouldn't even be here. Shepard was the only person allowed to enter the control room but oh well.

An odd rustle caught her attention but her fingers had already moved on to the next cam. Wait a second. Go back. Feed 23.

Her eyes widened. On the screen was Samantha Traynor. Naked. On her bed. Now that wasn't particularly alarming, but she was obviously having a lot of fun with... Miranda's mouth fell open.

EDI?!


She rolled over in her bed. Sleep was far away. Images of what she'd seen kept flashing through her brain. Sex! Samantha was having sex with EDI! It was impossible to believe, but it was true.

Samantha obviously has no life. Poor thing.

Sex-bots had been around for ages and were not all that remarkable. What she did find remarkable, is why EDI would participate in such a thing.

Did Sam re-program her? No, that's not possible.

Something had happened to EDI. She was sure of it. And... since when does EDI have a dick? Closing her eyes she could easily recall the large, thick shaft EDI was using to screw Traynor.

She felt her temperature rising as she focused on the sexual sounds and images. Bit her lower lip. Her ears kept hearing the excited moans. Behind her eyelids she saw Samantha's face twisted into a mask of pure, raw pleasure. Oh she was enjoying herself allright! She was on all fours, clawing at the sheets. Her back arched, knees far apart with EDI sitting behind her, her body swaying as the android vigorously fucked her.

Miri squirmed in her bed. She knew she was getting turned on. Already felt a damp spot in her panties. She tried to think of something else, but it was pointless. The explicit, decadent sights and sounds kept coming and she raised her hands in disbelief. "Aagh! Stop it! go to sleep!"

Thirty minutes passed. Sleep was not happening. All she could think of was EDI and Samantha. The images were unbearably hot and she shivered with arousal. Through the fabric of her nightshirt she plucked her nipples. Mmmm!

So many questions! Her scientific mind was intrigued and would not let it go.

How on earth did Sam convince EDI to have sex with her?

How long has this been going on?

EDI is incredibly strong... is Samantha in danger?

She hadn't thought about that before. EDI was a machine, capable of lifing incredible weights. She could easily break a human in half. Should she be worried for Traynor?

And in that some thought - EDI had almost limitless stamina. She could keep going for hours and hours. Just how much sex were they having?

She felt her heart beating loudly. ...Sex for hours and hours!

She licked her lips. That sounded... exciting. Her love life had been difficult for years. She was a loner. Always have been, always will be.

She simply liked to do things her way cause she knew it was the best way. There were very few people she could tolerate - she kinda liked her 'Ice queen' reputation because it kept people at arms length. Basically no-one in Cerberus dared to approach her.

Jakob had been a lousy lover. He would just come inside her and roll off to go to sleep, leaving her utterly frustrated. Things had picked up on the Normandy with Jane and Liara, but let's face it, those two were basically married already! If she wanted something more, she'd have to go out and get it.

By now she had been thinking about sex for hours. She eagerly rolled her nipple between her thumb and her index finger. "Ohh..." Damn that felt good! Perhaps she should take off her night shirt? Her pussy was dripping wet, her mind and body aching for intimacy.

I want... I... Samantha s-seemed to be really enjoying EDI's company!

She gasped. What was she thinking? Would she ever do that?

Sex with a bot? No way!

But then it dawned on her.

Waitasecond... EDI's no bot... she's self aware. She's an artificial intelligence. Some would consider her a person!

That brought up another question. What's the difference between an AI and an actual person? Holy cow that was a huge philosophical question and she was not going to get into that tonight.

Closing her eyes again she pictured herself with EDI.

The image was... strange. Strange in a good way. She would not be with an annoying person and that felt reassuring.

What if she was in Samantha's position? What if EDI was holding her down, fucking her with that wonderful big dick till she screamed with a good orgasm?

She felt her body pulsing with need, felt her pussy dripping with excitement.

Fuck I'm wet!

She sucked in her breath and started rubbing her swollen heat through the damp fabric. She felt a blush forming on her cheek but who cares? She was in the warm solitude of her own bed. Why not indulge a bit?

A soft whimper rolled off her lips as she sensed her body responding. Her nipples were tightening, her legs jerked with the lovely sensations. There was no stopping now and she happily surrendered to her outrageous fantasy...

EDI's holding me tight. She's so strong! I couldn't break free if I wanted to. She finally shifts and I can get a good look at the hard cock that's been pressing against my belly. Damn that thing is huge!

I hear myself moaning as I spread my legs. I want it! I sound so needy but EDI doesn't seem to mind. Matter of fact she smiles reassuringly as she softly rubs my thigh. She's so gentle!

She's moving into position, aiming her promising dick at my eager pussy. I hear myself hissing with anticipation - fuck yes put it in! I pull on my legs, opening myself incredibly wide.

I'm soaked and she takes a few moments to drag it through my wet slit, making me want it even more. Suddenly she drives forwards and I feel the wonderful stretch as she sinks the bulbed head inside.

"Yes!" Completely lost in her fantasy Miranda yanked her panties aside and shoved two fingers in her excited cunt. "Oh fuck yes!" This wasn't going to take long! Frantically masturbating she trembled with desire, even more so when -

when EDI pulls out I moan with frustration, but that turns into a whimper of excitement when she fills me again. Feels so fucking good! Taking short little gasps I stare at the huge dick she's working into me. Wonderful!

With my right hand I touch my pussy, feeling just how very wet I am. Sopping sounds accompany her thrusts and I sense the hot rod moving deep inside. I'm so full!

EDI is tightening her grip, I feel her fingertips digging in my flesh. I really don't care. All I care about is the solid cock buried so wonderfully deep in my cunt. It's been ages since I had such a good fucking!

"Ah! Ah!"

Almost screaming Miranda jerked on the bed, her hips pulsing with pleasure. Harshly biting her lower lip she rapidly thrust two fingers inside. "Oh yessss... f-fuck yessss..."

The tension was rising to dangerous levels and she felt a sheen of sweat on her upper chest. Her large tits were swaying, her hair stuck to her sweaty forehead. She knew she was going to come. She was going to come fantasizing about EDI and that scandalous thought caused her to explode.

"FUCK! F-FUCK YES!"

Twitching madly, she came like a Supernova, blasting away all sense and reason. She continued rubbing her pussy, forcing wave after wave of pleasure upon her lust-filled mind.

"Oh my God! I'm... I'm...!" The shocking idea of EDI fucking her caused her to tumble into her second orgasm. "AAAH! OH!"

Wetnesss erupted from her pussy, soaking her hands and her thighs. Gasping for air she strummed her clit, completely lost in her sexual fantasies.

...

When she finally came down from her high she heard herself giggling.

Me? Giggling?

Delicious aftershocks made her belly jump and she giggled again. She realised she hadn't felt so relaxed in ages.

Good!

Smiling from ear to ear she tried to control her breathing.

Excellent. That was excellent!

She noticed the wetness on her thighs and belly.

Bloody hell! So wet... I came so fucking hard!

Dangling her legs in the air she took of her panties. Then ripped of her shirt and wiped her abdomen. Suddenly she heard the door open. As if bitten by a Viper she turned, to face...

"EDI!"

"Hello Miranda."

"These are my private quarters!"

"I apologise."

The android cocked her head and crossed her arms. Miranda was suddenly extremely aware of her nudity. And EDI was just standing there! "What is it?"

"We should talk."