Chapter 2, Androids don't pace
"EDI!"
"Hello miss Lawson."
"These are my private quarters!"
"I apologise."
The android cocked her head and crossed her arms. Miri realized she was naked under her stare. EDI was just standing there! "What is it?"
"We should talk."
Silence.
Miranda felt her heart beating in her chest. The situation was ridiculous!
She pulled a sheet over her nakedness and cleared her throat. An obvious signal in human society. 'Time for you to leave.'
But EDI didn't follow common social etiquette. She probably didn't understand it either. Miri coughed again, a little louder. The sound was extremely noisy in the quiet, half-lit bedroom.
Still EDI was staring down at her and Miri felt her anger rising. Why wasn't she leaving?
"Perhaps you should-"
"I am the Normandy." EDI stated.
Most people would have struggled with such a cryptic message. Not Miranda. With her supreme intellect it took her only a second to figure out.
She is the Normandy. She controls and monitors every sensor, every lever, button and dial. Every byte of info goes through her.
Meaning - she knows I used the camera's.
She grinned guiltily. Oh well. There was no use hiding anything from EDI, so why hide? "This is an interesting situation."
"You were in the control room and spied on me and specialist Traynor. For a long time."
She raised an eyebrow. "It wasn't that long."
"You watched us for 21 minutes, 15 seconds and 78 milliseconds. That qualifies as an extended time period."
Miranda felt her cheeks turning red. More than 20 minutes?
"I.. I was making sure everyone was alright."
EDI tilted her head, as if she was sensing the dishonesty. "That would be my task. I monitor the entire ship 24 hours a day."
"...well..."
"This was a major infraction on Samantha's privacy. It's inappropriate to spy on humans. You shouldn't engage in such behavior."
Miri frowned. EDI was right of course, but she couldn't just admit that! "I will give it some thought."
"Good."
EDI turned to leave, but Miranda wanted answers. "Wait. There is something I must know."
"Yes?"
"Why... why are you engaging in such behaviour? You're an AI, a computer. You have no desire for sex."
EDI raised her index finger to her chin - Miri frowned as she noticed the glaring, distinctly human gesture.
"I have come to the conclusion I want to learn many things. I want to learn about human behaviour. Their needs and desires. Sex is a huge motivator. I want to know why."
Miri frowned again. EDI was curious?
"And I find joy in pleasing others."
Miranda blinked. Her voice was oozing disbelief. "...Joy? EDI, joy is a human condition. That should be impossible for a computer."
"Correct. I am... puzzled by this."
"Well that makes two of us!"
Miranda watched as EDI took a few steps, only to turn around and repeat her actions. The android was pacing.
Androids don't pace, do they?
"What are you thinking about?"
"I feel a certain... attachment to my humans. I want to believe it is... fondness."
"Mmm. For us, it is normal to develop a bond with the people around us. Perhaps that is at play?"
"Possibly. I enjoy interacting with humans. I want many perspectives and experiences to aid in my emotional development."
"Your... emotional development?" Her mouth almost fell open. This was unheard of. "EDI, that's extraordinary. Even for an highly advanced AI like you."
"Affirmative. I am... puzzled by these developments. But I enjoy learning, and I enjoy being around my humans."
Miri lifted an eyebrow. "Fascinating. And Samantha?"
EDI almost smiled, and Miranda shook her head in disbelief. Emotion in the AI's facial expression. Remarkable!
"Specialist Traynor and I have an agreement. She's quite lonely and finds my company extremely stimulating." EDI paused, as if she was trying to determine Miranda's intentions. "... Are you interested in a similar agreement? Do you want sex?"
Miri felt her belly fluttering with heat and excitement.
"A few minutes ago your heart rate was extremely high." EDI glanced at Miri's discarded wet underwear. "Evidence suggests you were engaged in personal gratification. Did watching Samantha and I cause your arousal?"
Her cheeks were turning red. Again. "Well, I... ehm..."
She couldn't help but look between EDI's legs. Nothing there.
"I'm not wearing my phallus at the moment." EDI stated, noticing Miri's inquisitive stare.
"...where is it?"
"Locked in a small safe near the AI core. I can get it if you are interested?"
"Yes!" She swiftly put a hand on her mouth. The answer had fallen out before she even knew it! Bloody hell!
What was she thinking? Was she really that eager? She rolled her eyes. Apparently so.
"I mean..."
EDI grinned. Miranda could swear she saw the metallic lips curl upwards into a mischievous smirk.
"I'll be right back miss Lawson."
Miri exhaled. She needed to organize her thoughts. This was surreal.
EDI's showing remarkable behaviour. She wants to learn. She's curious. And she's finding joy in pleasing others!
She hummed softly as she pondered the consequences.
Fascinating. Artificial intelligence - she's self-aware. Can she even exist without a personal desire? But shouldn't her desires be her programmed objectives?
She wishes to please others. We could even reason she's operating within her parameters. Help and care for the crew. Even if that involves... pleasing others... with sex?
This would make for a fascinating conversation with Jane. Miri hummed again as she made a mental note.
Shepard's going to love this. A ship that's rrrreally fond of her crew!
She grinned and pulled the sheet closer. The soft material brushed over her erect nipples and she shivered with the pleasant sensation.
"Ooohh..."
Closing her eyes she saw Samantha, writhing in pleasure, getting absolutely hammered by the feminine android.
The shocking image was re-igniting her arousal and she felt her body throbbing with need. Almost automatically she cupped her breasts and fondly squeezed them. "Mmm..."
This was already a memorable evening. She wasn't resisting. Rolling her large, rock-hard nipples between her fingertips felt great and a sexual whimper escaped her half-parted lips.
"Oohh..."
She intensified her efforts, vigorously massaging her excited tits. Hot sparks were exploding in her brain.
"Oh! Oohh..."
EDI's going to be here soon. With her dick. What am I expecting...?
She wasn't sure, but her body was definitely expecting something. Her heart was beating loudly, her groin was pulsing with need.
Damn I'm horny!
One sneaky finger slipped under the sheet and touched her clit.
"AAH!"
The sensible thing would be to think about this. She was a sensible woman. But the scorching heat felt overpowering, maddening. I want... I want...
She pictured herself on all fours. Elbows on the bed, ass in the air. EDI sitting behind her, the android's hands on her hips. The long, large dick was getting ready for action. Do I want it? Do I want her to fuck me?
The idea of having sex with EDI was horribly exciting. She could use the AI to get off and that would be it. Right?
Why not? We're just going to fuck. That's it.
What a wonderfully liberating idea!
It's actually pretty awesome that EDI's not human. No talks about relationships.
She picked up the pace, eagerly stimulating her swollen clit. Her legs jerked. "Oh!" Squirming with excitement she felt a rush of wetness and realized she was soaked.
No complications. No pointless discussions. Perfect for a loner like me.
She grinned at the thought. Relationships had never been her strong point. And never would be. The vast majority of people were idiots. She knew that was a bit arrogant but whatever. Long ago she'd accepted herself for what she was.
The door opened and EDI walked in.
"Hey!" Like a lightning bolt she yanked her hand back. "Learn to knock."
"I apologise again Miss Lawson."
Miri didn't hear. Almost hypnotized she stared at the large, metallic cock EDI was wearing.
The android walked to the edge of the bed, getting remarkably close to the naked woman.
"Do you approve?" She planted her hands on her hips and turned slightly. Turned seductively.
Miri shook her head. Seductively? Androids don't do that!
A second later she forgot all about it as she marveled at EDI's massive shaft. "Damn!" She licked her lips. The gorgeous, promising cock was calling out to her. "It... s-seems to be quite large."
"The extranet was extremely helpful. This size appears to be very desirable."
"I bet."
She wanted to touch it. She had to touch it. "May I...?"
"Of course. It is designed for human interaction."
She sat up on her knees, stuffing some pillows under her butt for support. In this position she was even closer to EDI. Reaching out, she carefully placed two fingertips on the side of the shaft. "Oh..." Rubbery. Hard.
"It's not metal... " Getting a bit bolder she stroked up and down. "Solid... nice and solid." It felt fantastic and she sensed the blazing need between her legs. "I want -"
The tip was glistening. Was it wet? She dabbed it with a fingertip. It did feel wet. "How's that possible?"
"Lubricant. I have a small storage of lubricant. The little slit in the center is the exit point."
"Smart." As Miri spoke, she watched a large pearl of clear wetness emerge on top. She touched it. "Smart. Lifelike."
"Yes. My desire is to give my friends an authentic sexual experience."
Miri didn't hear. She felt her digits getting coated with EDI's wetness. "Mmmm..."
Getting a bit bolder she placed all five fingertips in a circle on top of the cockhead and slowly eased them up and down. They slipped in the abundant lubricant.
Hot. Tempting. The large shaft was exquisite and she swallowed hard. Damn! Her first orgasm had only been mildly satisfying, leaving her eager for more. She needed more. Much more.
"Oh... I want.. I w-want..."
The sheet fell away, exposing her large breasts. She didn't care. Playing with the amazing big dick was proving to be a huge thrill. She squirmed, feeling the wicked heat. This could escalate quickly - if she said the word, EDI would drive that monster cock into her needy, wet cunt. "Mmm..."
She inspected the top's mushroom-shape. Biting her lower lip she fingered the hard ridge, and imagined feeling it inside. "Awesome... "
"Can I touch you as well?"
She had almost forgotten about the cock's owner! "Oh, ehm, yes, of course."
"Thank you."
EDI placed both hands on her boobs and rolled them in her palms. Miri whimpered as the android carefully rubbed her excited nipples. "That f-feels good... go ahead, you can use a bit more p-pressure."
"As you wish."
"Nice... oh yes that's n-nice..."
"Thank you. I... like touching you. You have a beautiful body."
For a wonderful minute Miri passionately stroked the slippery, hard cock, panting with expectation as she envisioned it sinking into her. The idea was unbearably hot and she squirmed again, feeling her wetness touching the pillow. I'm dripping! Fuck I'm wet!
Without thought she slowly, deliberately moved back-and-forth, rubbing her pussy over the soft material of the pillow. The hot friction was driving her higher and higher.
"Aaahhh... ah yessss..."
EDI was lovingly pinching her nipples, sending sparks of excitement to her lust-filled brain. "Ah yessss..."
Barely believing the situation she took two deep breaths. Was she really going to do this? The question had already been answered. Her body had decided a while ago, and her mind followed.
Casual sex. With an android.
Uncomplicated. Just enjoy!
"I want you to fuck me. Right now. Let's fuck."
"Don't we need more foreplay? My research suggests-"
"Stop. Don't worry about your research. Just listen to your ehm... partner."
She realized she sounded a bit bossy, and elaborated for EDI's benefit. "Foreplay is the usual course of action. To get me in the mood. We don't need it anymore b-because I'm horny as hell and already verrry verrry wet."
Feeling her heart beating loudly she ripped the sheet away and eased herself on her back. Utterly naked she stared up at the android, who was watching her like a hawk. "Let's do it."
"As you wish."
She motioned her closer. "Get on top of me. Slowly. Careful. Yes, just like t-that."
She parted her legs and almost squealed with surprise as EDI grabbed her left leg, spreading her even wider. "EDI!"
"Yes miss Lawson?"
"Oh ehm... nothing. You startled me."
"I want this as well. I can not be passive. Is that ok?"
"Absolutely. I don't want a passive partner. Sex is a two-way street."
"Good." EDI stroked Miri's leg in a surprisingly affectionate gesture. "You are beautiful. You're an amazing woman." She grabbed her cock and meticulously aimed it. "Ready?"
"Oh please!" Whimpering with need Miranda touched her pussy, using both hands to peel back her folds. "Please do it!"
She craned her neck to see the tip of EDI's cock, half an inch from her wide-open, boiling cunt. "Put it in! Please put it in!"
"As you wish."
Miri felt it against her entrance and instantly knew it was going to be a tight fit. "Damn you're big! Go slow... real slow."
"Of course."
EDI tenderly pushed forward and Miri felt her ring of muscles stretch to accomodate the welcome invader. Gasping with pleasure she sensed the huge cockhead settling inside. "AAAAGH! OH!"
"Is anything uncomfortable?" EDI asked, concern in her sweet voice.
"No... everything is f-fine..." Miri trembled, "big... so b-big. I g-gotta get used to it."
"Tell me what to do."
"Take it out. Slowly. Then b-back in."
"As you wish."
True to her word, the android was being extremely gentle. Miranda shivered as she felt it slipping out. In. Out. Her pussy was clenching around the marvelous thickness and she whimpered with every little movement.
"Ohhh... t-that's it... p-put it back in... oh yes... oh damn that f-feels good... "
Barely believing the moment Miranda propped herself up on her elbows,watching over her pubic mound at the glistening cockhead EDI was working into her. Each time the android pulled out, her pussy released it with a soft, wet pop.
"We're r-really doing it... you're f-fucking me... you're r-really fucking me..."
"Correct. I detect you are enjoying this."
"Oh you h-have no idea!" Miri took EDI's hands. "You're doing great! Now grab my waist. Go a bit d-deeper. Slowly! Go ahead, a bit deeper."
"As you wish."
EDI found the placement of her hands extremely helpful as she started pushing and pulling, enthusiastically driving more of her dick into the trembling, whimpering woman. "Humans are fascinating. Is it okay if I call you human?
Miranda didn't care what EDI called her. All she cared about was getting fucked. Her hips were pulsing with pleasure, embracing the thick, hard shaft inside. "Yes! In my p-pussy! I can f-feel it in my pussy!"
Gasping for air she sensed it sinking deeper, splitting her open. The defined edge of the cockhead lovingly rubbed the nerves of her inner walls. "Ah! Oh yes! Keep g-going! More! Give me m-more!"
"As you wish."
For the next three minutes EDI kept a slow pace. Miri moaned and groaned as she was enjoying the torturous deliberate tempo, the sensation of the huge cock filling her heated, swollen cunt. "That's g-good... feels so g-good... I love it... I l-love the way you're f-fucking me..."
Her body was screaming for more friction. Her impatience won. Naturally.
"Alright... time to s-speed up... faster! Go f-faster!"
"As you wish. Human."
"Aaagh! Ooohh!" Miri clawed at the metallic body. EDI's new tempo felt fantastic. "Good! That's so good! Just like t-that! I want it just like t-that!"
Placing her hands on her knees she pulled her legs even wider till she was spread-eagled. In this position she was wide-open, hungrily taking in the magnificent cock. She could barely recall the last time she'd felt this good.
"Yes! Oh yes I love it! Gimme that big d-dick! Fuck m-me! Fuck me good!" Overwhelmed by raw sex she nearly screamed out loud. Her toes curled and uncurled.
"Of course."
EDI tightened her grip and used the extra leverage to speed up. Her wet, massive cock was energetically plunging into Miri's sopping cunt and the android hummed appreciatively as she noticed the human whimpering with need.
"You are enjoying yourself."
Gasping for air Miri felt her climax racing towards her. It had been a shockingly fun evening and she couldn't wait any longer. "Oh! Edi! I'm getting c-close! So c-close!"
"Good. I'm curious. I would like to see your orgasm."
Miri glanced up, and noticed the android intently watching her. It was turning her on even more that EDI was seeing her in such an aroused state. "Keep g-going! Just k-keep going! I want it!"
EDI hummed. "Fascinating." Her hips moved like a well-oiled machine, fucking Miranda with a powerful intensity.
"Yes! I'm! I'm g-going to..." Squirming in anticipation Miri felt the tension rising, getting ready to...
"AAAAGH! OOOOHHH!"
Violently throwing her head back she screamed at the ceiling, her body spasming with release. "FUCK! F-FUCK MEEEE!"
"As you wish."
EDI kept going, steadily pumping into the trembling woman. She noticed Miri's abdominal muscles contracting rapidly. "Beautiful. You're beautiful."
"Gah! Ah!" Dizzy with pleasure Miranda jerked on the bed. Sensing warm wetness on her belly she realized she was squirting.
"Bloody h-hell! EDI! Oooohhh!"
The android had no intention of stopping. Relentlesly fucking into Miri's creaming cunt she listened to the human's orgasmic whimpers. "It's very pleasant to see you come. I can do this all night."
White hot fire consumed Miri and she tumbled into her second, even more powerful orgasm. "C-Coming! I'm f-fucking coming!"
"Excellent. I'll keep going."
By now Miranda was a shivering, sweaty mess. Spurts of wetness were shooting from her pussy, splashing on her belly and her tits. "Yes! M-More!"
"As you wish."
After a couple of magnificent minutes Miri collapsed bonelessly on the bed. Her thighs and her legs were burning and she sensed lovely little aftershocks in her abdomen. "Oooohhh..."
"Was that satisfactory? Would you like more, human?"
A warm daze blanketed her mind. She lazily stretched, feeling her muscles humming with pleasure. Oh right, EDI had asked her some question! "Bloody hell... you just fucked my b-brains out..."
"Good. Pleasing my friends is one of my objectives. Shall we do it again tomorrow?"
She just smiled. A devilish, knowing smile. Again tomorrow?
"You're such a naughty computer."
