In Brazil Max zoe and Rex where happily clapping their hands as the dinosaur they just one summoned by a torch danced with Pair's horrible singing!

Rex smirked, "the carnivore wasn't hungry it just want to shake it's booty!" he said clapping before raising and eye brow!

Zoe Clapped her hands as she said, "I know right!? That's not a Daspletosaurus that's a danceosaurus!"

Max chuckled as the dinosaur finished dancing with a stage slide and peacefully turned back into a card That Max grabbed, "Who know dinosaurs could dance!"

Rex was rubbing his head," it's like that old animated movie with the singing dinosaurs they where given human minds and brought to the future! What was it called?"

Later on back in Sanjoy city!

Zoe in Ninja gear was moving along the ruins beside Max the news had named them the kunoichi and the kitsune!

Max landed on a ruined building,"I feel so horrible! Most of this damage was my tail beast ball blaster zoe! I fired it to end the dinosaur but I did so much damage!" he held his head glowing red showing his negative emotions!

Zoe then walked over and rubbed his ears saying, "the dinosaur would have did way more if you hadn't and wait what?" she said seeing something!

She jumped down to see it it was a picture and an offering the picture was of Max's Demonic form! The offering was of canned not going to spoil spam!

Max jumped up and picked the can up his tail, "I see! An offering to keep the demon away!" he set it down, "I do not want it!"

the red head held her masked chin, "Gee ….. that's creepy!" She then blinked and ran to a store she use to go to and saw a picture of her with the message, "Keep your monster away!" it was on box of designer clothing!

she just stunned her jaw dropped under her mask as she pointed to it! "….. I can't accept this! And I can never shop here again!"

Max walked up arms crossed," how do you think I feel about the spam! As far as most people know I am your Pet! And you are the devil witch controlling the demon through your chains!"

the red head growled and roared, "I AM A LADY NINJA OF THE UZUMAKI CLAN NOT A WITCH! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" She roared covered in flames of rage!

Max held up a sigh reading, "she is Uzumaki here she had to say believe it sooner or later!" he then throw it away his fourth wall brake over as the roles changed form him needing to be kept calm to Zoe. "Zoe they are just jealous! I mean look at you! you are a super heroine with super powers a dinosaur familiar! A demonic boyfriend and a friend with a time machine that needs to be reclaimed! How many other people can say that?"

Zoe's flames stopped and she smiled under her mask and flipped her hair," your Right honey I do have it going on!"

A drone hovered down as Rex's voice said, "on that subject Reese is meeting with Zander Looks like she is trying to get him to change sides and hand over the water stone so we can at least have four out of six keys to the thing!"

a video on a small screen played as zoe said," No no no Reese get in there hug and kiss the dorky baka boyfriend! Show him how much you care! You look like your just playing with him like a cat with a toy! Bad big sister bad! You hug him now! Kiss his check Do something!" she complained at the video!

Max then said," oh how ironic a little sister correcting her big sisters flirting form!" he then held his stomach with was growling and he looked to the can and said," I REJECT YOU CAN OF SPAM!"

Meanwhile at the Taylor house with his father away in New york Rex was blushing alone with his new girlfriend amy!

the Woman hugged him form behind looking at the video, "Gee aren't we a creepy creepy spying on people!"

Rex rolled his eyes, "in case you didn't get it we have ninjas Demons dinosaurs and time travels! Someone has to be mission control!"

amy cuddled his neck, "and he is so kind about it taking me on pitty dates!" Rex turned around dipped and kissed her!

Rex broke the kiss and said, "they aren't pitty it doesn't matter if this isn't who you where born as! It's the real you and it's the woman I love! No if ands or butts!"

steam came out of the red lady's ears as she said, "…. Demon gave you tips didn't he! Because that is a smooth demon!" She was then hugged by her boyfriend and turned bright read!

Later on at the drake house! Grandma drake and Zoe where calling Reese out of making it look like it was just friends!

grandma drake, "DO YOU WANT TO BE A CHRISTMAS CAKE!" she crossed her arms!

Zoe then point and said," YOU LOVE THE BAKA NOT KEEP HIM AT ARMS LENGTH! LOVE THE BAKA!" she said pointing!

Ammo the drake family's mother point to her oldest daughter, "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAIT FOR ZOE AND MAKE TO MAKE KITS TO BE A GRANDMA! YOU LOVE THAT BIG IDIOT RIGHT THE HELL NOW OLDL ADY!"

Reese jumped and fell on her butt in shock she looked to her father who said, "listen to your mother!" her eyes widened as her glasses fell down a bit in shock, "how did I become the odd one out of this family!"

Meanwhile in the elemental nations!

the group was leaving wave as the old toad sage said, "Ok we are three days form the village three days form starting a war and using teleport in the dinosaur kids for a surprise attack so metal wing can slash off an arm with sharigan's grafted into it! "

Naruto then crossed his arms "At this point I am smashing each of those eyes with a got dam hammer and Kakashi's too! And that Got dam Asshole Sasuke's too! Give me a melon baller I'll scope them out my got dam self!" he yelled in rage!

Shikamaru took a step away form him, "Ok rage issues!"

Aki then cracked her neck, "well they are the reason he was an orphan someone use one to control fox kill birth parents! Sasuke almost kills him and gets him banished and he had them! teacher didn't teach him shit and he had one! Guy who made his grandma figure banish him have them! one of the people who hunt him and tried to kill his new mother had them! if case you don't get it! the sharigan is responsible for every bad thing in My Kit's life!"

Choji blinked as he looked to her and said," Can't fault the logic! It's like how fancy paintings are just trading cards for rich people!"

Everyone looked to him and said," Well that's logic!"

to be continued.