The D-team where wrapping up on Loch ness after gotten the water dinosaur back!
Rex crossed his arms, "I honestly expect to see the real ness!"
zoe sighed as she said," yeah I mean Max is proof more things on earth then science can explain!" she then turned and jumped! There was the lock ness monster look up out of the lake!
it's neck was covered in gills showing it wasn't the prehistoric creature everyone thought it was just a look alike! Max was staring it down!
Rex backed away, "Ok I retract the statement I am out!" he said hitting his dino holder to appear in the D-lab to tell Reese, "Max is having a staring contest with nessy!"
Reese was typing and calmly said," I have to believe that is true now! Not so much a few months ago! Research to do off that book Zoe found's scans! Something about the other tailed beasts and this freaky lady that came form the moon who became the ten tails then was ripped into nine parts each becoming it's own monster thing! If Naruto is merged with Kurama who was one of the monsters it would logically make him part alien not a part demon!"
Rex rolled his eyes, "yeah magic alien fox boy!" he said waving his hands," Not that I mock aliens anymore because if Demons are real we'll just assume all reports of magic monsters and aliens is real! So they are out there! Logically hate to say it like that!"
Meanwhile in Loch ness.
Zoe was sitting on a log her boyfriend still having a staring contest with nessy as she asked, "how is no one noticing this! It's a kitsune and nessy having a staring contest! This is whack!"
the loch ness monster then opened it's mouth and started hacking and Zoe jumped up as something metal and shining came up!
Max did not blink as the metallic slime hit the ground and became a humanoid shape! The monster going back under only closing it's clear eye lids so it didn't brake eye contact with the fox till he was under water!
Zoe was up hands up about to throw chains but Max held his hand up, "don't worry Zoe!"
the metal man morphed his shape to spell out Scottish letters Max was filming, "this is a message! We'll have Reese translate the message!" before long it evaporated int osmoke!
Later on at the D-lab!
Reese translated it," the puppet thing of nessy's said, you smell like the bitch form the moon stay out of my lake this is your only warning!" She typed as she pulled up said bitches image, "Well that confirms this thing! Meaning you are technically alien as the thing that got ripped in to nine parts that allowed Kurama to come into being making Kitsune was an alien form the moon…. The hell did I just say!" She said catching it.
the Blonde adjusted her glasses, "Ok but that doesn't explain Nessy or how it knows about her!?"
Max then crossed his arms, "you think this! Is the first time this happened!" he said pointing to his now popped out Fox ears and tails! "logically someone had to try sealing tail beasts or parts of the chakra into animals and merges happened! It's probably a mutated animal with part of a tailed beast memories! Explains the ability to produce metal and do a puppet jutsu!"
reese held her chin thinking as she said," I hate it when you are right! But ok let's say all crypts are the product of that! People messing with the power of tailed beasts! Let's just say that!"
Zoe rolled her eyes and smirked while whispering," she is about to have a theory she mocked your dad for!"
Reese then said, "Let's just top of our head connect them shall we! The ape has to be ape men, water monsters have to be the turtle we'll say bulls are the eight tailed, hooved things are horse! Kaines are fox, rats are the one tail, cats are two tail, bugs are seven tail, slime monsters are six tails' spawns." She said pulling up examples of all the crypts, "all this and no one will believe it!"
Max rolled his eyes, "yeah on paper you just proved minotaur and big foot!" he hid his ears and tails and head out of the building with Zoe.
Zoe then laughed as she said," So makes me wonder if we will see any other crypts , wait wait, if we are realling Kaines in with you guys does that make you cousin to the wolf man!" she said mimicking a wolf howl!
The Fox boy shrugged as he said," I guess?" Zoe giggled as she held his hands, "I am a shrine maiden and I date the Kitsune! My shrine is for! Well in three tails you will be! Right now it's your mom and brothers! Also any idea when they'll be back!"
Max held his chin, "Not an easy answer Hinata's Clan as an arranged wedding for her So they are eloping while My Mother puts the fear of hell in her clan to get them to cancel it! dad's coming back in two days doubt"
zoe blushed as she asked," say have you ever thought about spirting me away in the night?"
Max was red and said, ".. it's an instinct I am fighting so yes! I've thought about spiriting you away in the Night!"
the red head was redder then her uzumaki hair with out the dye as she rubbed her arm, "gee, May be we could do that just for a night!"
that Night zoe was in her Pajamas and smiled when she felt arms around her and she was picked up Max carried her off out her window while kissing her head for a date night!
Meanwhile in the leaf!
the Hyuuga council was on the ground bleeding some holding blood stained spots between there legs.
Hisashi was drinking tea just fine as aki roared in a version two fox shroud, "why don't you want the next generation to have the might of the nine tails? It's against all you believe in!" he took another sip and said, "also Ms. Aki as someone who knew Naruto's birthparents they would love you! you are so much like Kushina it's like you are her rebirth some how bending space time to raise her son!"
Aki smiled and waved in her shroud, "why thank you! now I didn't hear an it's canceled So! Every last one of you old fucks pick the body part I am removing next!"
Hisashi got up, "HOLD ON LET ME GRAB A CAMERA!" he said running off to get one as he said, " this assholes are the reason my brother and nephew are caged! We where twins! One second shouldn't have mattered and we both should have been main branch! Or better the fucking hell yet! Get rid of the branch family! Or put the fucking seal on us all! We can die just like them! if the seal is to explode the eyes to stop transplants then put it on all of us you slaver fucks!"
Neji blinked as he over heard this and he held out a hand as Hisashi said, "Sorry Neji but they may trigger your seal to make you a hostage! You will have to make do with just the pictures I will take of Aki's wrath upon them!" he bowed sounding sorry!
Neji bowed back and said, "it's ok uncle I understand!"
to be continued.
