Anai goes to Taco Bell

Author's note: feeling shitty writing shitty


Haida decided to call in sick today and skip out on work. He grew exhausted of his coworker Anai's bizarre antics. At least in his room, he was safe and away from that horrid badger man.

"I'm just going to stay in this bed." He muttered as he turned to the side only to scream in absolute horror at finding Anai in his bed glaring right at him.

"TAKE ME TO TACO BELL!" Screeched the horrible badger man.

"ANAI, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET INTO MY BED WITHOUT ME NOTICING?!"

"TAKE ME TO TACO BELL THIS INSTANT OR I WILL DO THIS EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

"WHAT THE FUCK, ANAI?!"

"I WILL ALSO SHIT UPON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE SO THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS WALK WITHIN 'MUD' IN YOUR OWN HOUSEHOLD."

"JESUS, ANAI!" Haida quickly placed on his shoes. "JEEZ, FINE! WE'LL GO TO TACO BELL!"

"CARRY ME!" Screeched the badger as he threw pillows at the poor hyena. "CARRY ME NOW!"

"ANAI, WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT I CAN'T CARRY YOU WHEN I TRIED TAKING YOU TO THE DOCTOR THAT OTHER TIME."

"CARRY ME OR ELSE I WILL SHIT IN YOUR BED!"

"WHAT THE FUCK!" Haida turned around and bent over. "Okay, climb onto my back." He sighed. "I'm already suffering, I'll just continue to suffer."

Anai climbed onto his back and the two fell onto the floor.

Five hours later, the two finally arrived at Taco Bell. Haida pulled up to the drive-thru.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" Snarled Anai. "WE ARE GOING TO EAT TOGETHER INSIDE THIS FAST FOOD RESTAURANT."

"BUT ANAI, I AM IN MY PJ's AND JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO BED!"

"WE ARE EATING INSIDE THIS UNAUTHENTIC MEXICAN FOOD ESTABLISHMENT THAT IS FAKE MEXICAN FOOD BUT STILL FUCKING TASTES GOOD DESPITE CAUSING DIARRHEA, OR ELSE I WILL SHIT RIGHT NOW IN YOUR CAR."

Haida sighed and drove out the drive-thru to find a parking space. The two got out of the car and walked into the restaurant. Screeching horrid children ran around expelling fecal matter from various orifices. "FOOD IS SO GOOD IT'S LIKE MY OWN SHIT!" They all screamed as they flung a burrito at Haida.

"Fuck my life." Sighed Haida as he and Anai went up to the counter.

Anai slammed his fists onto the counter in a rude manner and screeched. "GIVE ME FIVE HUNDRED NACHO DORITOS TACO SUPREME."

The cashier, so tired and fed up with life just sighed and rang him up. "Okay, sir. The total will be like fifty thousand dollars or whatever."

Anai snapped his head to glare at Haida. "PAY IT."

Haida was shocked for a moment. "What?! Why do you need five hundred tacos?! I don't have that kind of money!"

"PAY THE CASHIER THING NOW."

"ANAI, I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!"

The two got kicked out the Taco Bell.

Haida went over to his car and only unlocked his driver seat, keeping the other side locked. "Anai… I'm leaving you here."

Anai was infuriated and slammed himself on top of the car. "YOU ARE TAKING ME BACK WITH YOU!"

Haida unlocked the passenger door. "Fine… but I'm dropping you off at your place. I just want to go back to bed."

Anai glared at him as he entered the car and continued glaring until eventually he was finally dropped off.

"Goodnight, Anai." Muttered Haida as he took off.

Haida made it back home and sighed as he sat on his bed. "God damn." He laid down and turned over only to scream in terror again to find Anai in his bed glaring at him.

"ANAI, WHAT THE FUCK!"

"I forgot my house keys here." whispered the badger in a creepy manner.

"GO HOME!"