After the last adventure.
the d-team where walking down the street.
Amy was commenting, "so they have this triangle Raptor card that is three move card dinosaurs in one with a scan for each side! why didn't you counter with you know! shinobi skills! Or giving Rex a turbo charge!"
Rex turned and sighed," the ones they sent where Rod and Laura two little kids! Well Rod is our age, but Laura is a little girl!"
Zoe then point to her hair," and none of us can stand to see a little girl who just wants to go home and hug her Mommy and daddy cry!
Amy blinked walking with them, "so they get a free pass as not one of you can make a little girl cry!"
Max then turned and said," Well sister dear that summarizes their wins and next few ones! Can't stand to see little girl cry! It's a low blow! Ultra Low in fact! Only way it could be lower if thanks to time travel they where Me and zoe's kid! Would I know they aren't because they don't smell like a Fox! That and I highly doubt anything would Make either of us let our kids go time travel back and see dinosaurs with there grandpa!"
Zoe point to him and said, "Well said! Do they not know how to parent in the future!"
Rex sighed and said," After seeing my mom I can say this as tech went up! Common sense went down! So lost to the times parenting skills be!"
Max nodded as he said," yeah never going to have to worry about that for Taylor decadents we aren't human and have a very strong prenatal instinct! Like remember that day someone mocked Naruto for his blonde hair at school!"
zoe held her chin and snapped," yeah the bully woke up with his arms and legs broken… OH FUCK THAT WAS YOUR PARENTS!" she said grabbing the side of her face.
Max rolled his eyes," Naruto was sensitive at the time to being adopted and feeling even more like an alien so he cried the tear triggered it! Trust me! my mom was pulling happily for our relationship then you made me cry, and now you have to camp out in the backyard if you want to spend the night!"
Zoe blinked crossing her arms," makes sense! I guess. Wait everyone here is one half of a human demon pair! Are you guys planning Genocide by Assimilation till everyone is kitsunes?"
Max looked at her," Name one person in my family with that amount of foresight?" they all accepted his point and ruled out a breed with humans till all born are Yokai plan out!
Max then ducked into an alley pulling zoe along and they vanished thanks to reverse summoning! To the toad Mountain!
Amy then throw her boyfriend over her shoulder and carried him off," YES ALONE!" he then commented," this is emasculating!"
Rex then saw his mom carrying his dad the same way and Dr Owen thumbed up his son saying," you picked the right lady son!"
On the mountain zoe in her shinobi gear water walking rapidly to avoid Gamariki Whip of love attack with was just using his tongue as a whip!
Zoe was jumping avoiding it as she said," this is so gross!"
the toad stopped and said," yes but it's the best way I can recrate your whip based fighting style!" the toad sounded perfectly normal despite having a twenty foot long tongue out his mouth. He then comment, "the art of talking with out using your mouth is not as famed as it should be! With ninja can talk with out blowing there cover!"
Zoe jumped avoiding the whip landing on land as the toad pulled his tongue in and said," you are out of the lake you lost!"
The red head was about to say something but the toad said," Lady you got to be able to beat yourself to improve! My tongue may be gross compared to your clean energy chain construct form your uzumaki bleed able to use because you red head enough with the blood! But at the end of the day with out pairs you fight with Lasso grabs and throws, whip attacks and chain traps! You can't use shadow clone like your boyfriend and his family! So Honey you got to be able to beat the only other whip we got!"
the Lady Ninja jumped back on the lake nodding understanding the point of it! She then said," to the middle we reset!"
they made it back to the middle and the toad started using his tongue whip again!
zoe was jumping back to avoid if she kept avoiding she would lose again! But she couldn't use her chains to directly strike and sensei ruled out chain traps.
she then thought of something and summoned a small amount of chakra chains around her left arm making a make shift shield that blocked the strike of the tongue allowing her to continue as she made another mini shield and charged.
the toad jumped back to avoid a shield bash happily smiling," yes! You took that strike chain and made it defend Chain!" he brought his head down it would have been a whip to the head but Zoe's shield chains domed her!
the toad pulled his tongue back in as he said," yes perfect that's a day! Doesn't matter if you win as you improved! Yes defense baby! I knew you would come up with that shit! You Makis don't learn much else but you are creative with what you know! like Naruto fucking people up with the periodic table resangans! Never seen argon used as a weapon before his ass!"
Zoe's chains vanished as she jumped for joy," thank you sensei!" she said jumping for joy, "and what is max doing!"
Max walked up hi Kitsune traits showing his ninja gear wet but his eyes where golden orange with what looked like a plus sigh in them! he smiled," I cheated at Sage mode! My clones can absorb the charka and if they fail I dispel gaining the chakra after they turn to stone! So I am safe!"
he said smiling Zoe's jaw dropping as the toad said,"…. Evil Genius!" he said slamming his fist in to his palm, "I mean Got dam dude! You cheated to Sage mode! You fucking broke the rules point blank and are a hero for it! way to go Foxy boy!"
Zoe fell over all most falling in the water till Max appeared behind her and grabbed her she woke up to look into his eyes as she said," oh my those beautiful nightmare demon eyes just got creepier and prettier! You are a saga Demon! An angelic monster! A demonic beast form heaven right now!" she said staring at them before wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him!
Gamariki pulled out a pipe and lit it to smoke," Well now they both learned what they need to know to day! So they done I done!" he said hopping along!" wait I bet Naruto caught Max that trick for Sage mode?"
Meanwhile In the leaf at the wedding after party Naruto showed off his saga mode to Jiraiya making the newly married pervy sage say , " … Naruto you are an Evil Genius!"
to be continued.
