In the blazing sun of the sands Kakashi was find guarding the princes caravan but Not so much for Naruto!
the fox boy was in swim trunks a and a swim suit fanning himself with his tails," I am going to get my grandmother's ass for this! Fluffy in the blazing sun of the desert sands!"
Shikamaru was In the same out fit as he fanned himself, "fuck this shit man Just fuck this shit!"
Hinata seemed to be fine! she was in a purple bikini with her kunai holder strapped to her side and a white short sleeve jacket," I don't know what Shikamaru is complaining about I can under stand my naruto's complaints!"
Naruto stared as he blinked," ok maybe I'll let her off with a warning!"
In a moment bandits showed up and the Ninja went into action!
Shikamaru used shadow possession to snare them all sense they where on the roof allowing him to hold them all still, "Go Nuts!"
Kakashi summoned his Chidori and charged smirking as he said, "that's why we picked you! you make this so much easier!"
Naruto summoned shadow clones who all grabbed knives and charged while the original fell over, "WHY WAS I PICKED! I HAVE TWENTY POUNDS OF FUR ON ME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"
Hinata summoned her lionfist strikes to knock over bandits," when the sun goes down it becomes dark so shikamaru's shadows can't work, but it becomes cold so you can fight! So the logic is you are night shift dear!"
As the sun was setting Naruto was using chakra to ride on the side of the prince wagon as the prince said, "I don't know why she got angry and left! I mean I said no matter what problem I could throw money at it!"
the kitsune point to his ears, "Call it my animal instincts but in my experience women like a man who can handle at least something with out paying someone else to do it for them!"
the prince held his chin and said," …. Yeah I can see that point there! I mean one rebellion and I am useless! Well Hikaru won't have that problem! He is a master with the bow and arrow! Heaven forbids the worst happens he can be a hunter and handle themselves! Well I guess that is what a parent wishes for! A kid that can handle more then them if shit hit's the fan as they say!"
the fox nodded, "Wow Prince Michiru! I don't think you are that useless! The fact you just picked that up after having it explained to you clearly shows you are a fast learner at least"
the prince then held his chin, "Then I guess is should try and learn to be the kind of guy she likes I mean She probably won't take me back, but at the least We can be friends and I can offer to let her live in my castle so our son can have both his parents around at all times! That's the worst part of the divorce! I am the prince my daddy's lawyers made it so I got him! But I know a kid would rather go to home to mommy not daddy! It hurts but it's true!" he sighed sounding sad.
Naruto blinked and he said," I think what you are learning is why your dad sent you away to learn! not to shop!"
the prince smiled and said," but if not for shopping my son wouldn't have found his bow skills on that toy version of a boy and arrow he loves!
In the cart with the princes sons the shadow clones of Naruto where moving around the setting sun made this easy holding and spinning targets on there hands!
Hikaru fired eating every last one close to the bullseye at the very least the clones dispelled as Naruto blinked and told the prince, "yeah I just found out!"
the prince looked confused but Naruto point to his head," when close go poof! The original gets there memories they all just went poof form moving around targets for him! He was only slightly off form the bullseyes each time like an inch or too! The hunting thing you mentioned that would be enough!"
the prince held his chin, "Really now that is like being in more then one place at a time!"
before long they came to what looked like a circus tent and the prince clapped, "A circus My son loves them! perfect pre visit his mom stop! Maybe I can buy it for him! Or would that be that paying someone else to do it instead of doing it myself thing that drove his mom away!" he held his chin thinking hard on it!
Later on in the show!
monkey was riding on Chamu was hodling an apple the circus archer was about to take the shot but a rubber arrow hit it and all turned the spot light on Hikaru!
the Ring master held his chin! "Now that was a shot kid! Let's see you try something harder!"
the monkey turned to show the red spot on his vest and ran around the high wire and the boys arrow hit the corner of the red mark!
the ring master clapped, "I would call that a bullseye! Gee you should have a reward for that shot!"
The kid point to the saber tooth, "the cat!"
the ring master then said," but he's our shows star kid!"
the prince stood up and said," I CAN SOLVE THIS! I am his father and prince of the crescent moon kingdom! Seeing as you are a traveling circus how about I just buy for your boat tickets to the kingdom so you can set up shop there, and you can barrow the big cat for the show on week days! I am sure my son won't have a problem with barrowing a pet I mean he will need tips on how to train it any way! So We'll call use of your animal trainer the rental fee!"
the ring master held his chin," THAT'S FAIR BUT SHOW ME THE MONEY!" the king pulled out a bag and opened it to show a pile of cash big enough!
the prince then said, "there see more then enough to pay your boat fair!"
his son blinked on one hand his dad used money to solve everything but on the other hand he had a no fee so long as we use this you can use that, and he was just paying for travel fees not buying the circus!
he blinked confused by this was his dad changing!
the prince then whispered," let's not tell your mom you won a saber tooth tiger! Just tell her I talked the circus you liked into coming to my kingdom because the tourist means they would get more tickets and what not! I just know she would have a problem with pet tiger of any kind!"
His son blinked but the prince looked to Naruto who mouthed," half way good start!"
Meanwhile in the leaf village.
Max looked at Amy looking out the window, "it's been months!"
Amy turned, "two year error brother! I could be fourteen by time Rex comes back but as his girlfriend I will wait!"
To be continued.
