On the boat to the crescent moon kingdom. Naruto was looking at the prince, "you had her! But you panicked and mentioned money again and lost completely! The fuck is wrong with you!?"
the prince said," It's an instinct! Like flipping the light switch when the power is off! You just do it with out thinking!" he hit his head," Dam it dam it dam it! I am shooting for only be friendly enough to get her to move to the island So our son doesn't have to pick! I am shooting for the lowest score possible and I still can't get it! I am literally failing at getting into the friendzone!"
Kakashi walked by and said," yeah I have nothing for that one! You are like the only guy I know that can't get into that zone!"
Elsewhere on the Boat Hikaru was watching as the saber tooth's cage came lose and was about to fall over she he jumped holding the key and opened the door!
the Cat jumped out and noticed the Human was about to fall and grabbed him by his little cape to pull him back! a clearly you saved me I save you!
Now safe the boy went to pet the tiger and it allowed it and he smiled!
Hinata was watching happily at this as she crossed her arms," At least one royal is getting it!"
Shikamaru meanwhile was using shadow strangle to hold on to other cages to keep them on while the circus start strapping them down again ,"yeah give him credit not the guy holding the others!"
the hyuuga patted his back, "Shikamaru you can write right nine times but people will only notice the tenth line was wrong!
Meanwhile in the future.
Rex's mother had finally loaded up her stuff into the time machine," Ok Son let's head back to the past so I can start over and you can be cuddled by your girlfriend now like I said two year error so either we are going to arrive before all this happened and need to wait or two years after it ended either way you and amy will be two years apart in age! No way around it!"
Rex was rolling his eyes, "let's just go so me and her can demon energy blast this inferno machine powered by the souls of the dying dinosaurs form the impact into dust!"
The mother pointed and said," never thought I would hear that or agree with it!"
Back in the past!
Naruto went to use a tail to bloack Ishidate's punch only for the tail to turn to stone making the kitsune jump back as the stone shattered as he forced chakra In to it, "THAT TURNS ANYTHING INTO A LIVING STATUE!"
the man held his hand out as he smiled," and the demon gets my glove!"
Shikamaru trying to avoid knives being thrown by a short older woman who was ducking to avoid them but peddles everywhere of neon color and she gassed him slowing him down his tried to release the Genjutsu but the pedals remained showing they where a natural illusion Plus it was night, the ship was well lit enough for shadows to cast not so much here on the island!
Hinata fired off her gentle fist lion head strike! The attack hit the lady knocking her out! At least the current weak link had backup!"
Kakashi meanwhile was avoiding strikes form Kongo! The man was durable able to tank a fireball jutsu just fine! the brute smirked as he said, "I have steel release I can turn all parts of me into metal upon impacts and as my cloths are chakra sensitive they get stele hard with me! I am made of and wearing super strong armor that weights nothing at all!" he gloated about his bloodline limit as he charged.
Kakashi held out his hand summoning lighting chakra," THEN THANKS FOR YOUR WEAKNESS LIGHTING!"
the shinobi laughed as Kakashi striked to strike him and the man was kncked back by a punch making Kakashi slide back as he seemed confued, "HOW?"
the steel man said," Lighting rod effect highest metal attracts voltage! My daddy use to tell me this every night and remind me to make a part of me more metal then the rest to attract lighting attacks! My cloths are hiding a small shoulder spike!" he rubbed his left shoulder, "So the voltage went form my heart to my shoulder hurts but not going to kill me!"
the copy ninja jumped back noticing the civil war with the guards around them, " great he found a loop hole I can hurt him but not one hit Knock him out or kill him!"
Naruto made shadow clones to try and even the numbers on there side but Kakashi said," it's no use Naruto! They can just target Shikamaru the dark makes him weak link! We need to cover our lost till light!"
that is when the older woman got up and charged at Hikaru only for his father to knock him out!
In a moment Ishidate switched place with his female team mate and grabbed the prince," GOT HIM LET'S GO!"
the son stared wide eyed as they took his father away to Shabadada to be killed! The tiger roared and tried to attack but the ninja vanished before it could get it's fangs into it!
as the sides left!
Naruto snapped his fingers then said," Wait the guy wants a public execution! We can save him at it! Look I'll do a shape shift and try to spread the word of him wanting a circus to make it a party for his official king spot! We hide in the circus as acts! Hikaru as the archer can shoot the nose and we can get the jump on there shinobi! and for the acts the place will be full of light and there by shadows!"
Shikamaru crossed his arms and blinked,"…. How did you think of that on the fly?"
Kakashi then petted the demon, 'Kitsune are known to be tricksters this plan is all trickery it's an instinct Shikamaru!"
the Nara pointed and said," Naruto if I didn't have Temari and you didn't have Hinata I could kiss you some times! Wait it isn't a crime to be bi!"
Naruto crossed his arms and smiled, "NO it's not! but you just put yourself on Hinata's rival list! And she can made your organs brake form miles away man!"
the Nara turned to Hinata who had her head filted face framed in shadows as her Byakugan shined bright white almost blue before turning into the Tenseigan!
Kakashi blinked at this, "Ok …didn't know that eye had an advance form what does it do?"
Hinata made a blue orb before turning it into a chain collar around Kakashi and he was now unable to use his chakra, "it gives me a truth seeking ball! With I can make into anti-chakra weapons! I can only do whips and collars and fails though!" she turned it back into an orb to hover at her left hip!
Kakashi panted and blinked," THE HELL DIDN'T YOU DO THAT BEFORE!?" he said pointing at her in shocl.
Hinata smiled happily and said," scared of Losing Naruto is my trigger So I only turns on when someone flirts with Naruto and means it! I havne't figured out how to turn it on on my own!" she said tapping finguers," and I honestly believe that's mostly because my eyes got enchanced by being around tailed beast chakra so much!"
Kakashi blinked as he said," How long do they stay on?" he said wanting to know how long they had this!
Hinata smiled," till the next time Naruto kisses me!"
to be continued.
