Mix And Match
Pairings: Inugami x Sarutobi x Ushiwaka, Nekoyama x Nezu x Torikai
Genre: Humor/Romance
Disclaimer: I do not own Inugami-san to Nekoyama-san or any of its characters.
Author's Note: So glad to be back in this series. Re-watching the anime and re-reading the manga. The manga seems more entertaining, especially how it mixes up pairings, which is awesome. So i decided to try that here.
Enjoy.
"Mmmm…you like it, don't you, Inugami-san~?" Ushiwaka coos in the dog-like girl's ear from behind as she rubs her face against Inugami's. "So soft and warm, right~?"
"It does feel good~" Inugami admits, feeling the cow's large breasts press against her back.
"Then…would you mind turning around~?" Ushiwaka asks as she gently takes Inugami's shoulder to turn and face her. "Sit on my lap and get yourself comfortable~"
"Sure…" Inugami knows she loves Nekoyama. But the cow's charms are just irresistible and her beauty is unmatched. There is no way to turn her down. She climbs on Ushiwaka's lap, putting her legs around her waist.
Ushiwaka embraces Inugami around her waist, pulling her close. "Is this romantic for you~?"
"Y-yeah…it is…" Inugami says. "Sempai…I think I'm feeling a bit fuzzy…"
"Ufufufu…am I too attractive~?" Ushiwaka teases. "Come on, if you're going to be like that, I might want to kiss you~"
"N-no…it's fine…" Inugami says. "You know I already have a special someone. And you do, too…"
"Ohhhh, but isn't it fun to be a little mischievous every once in a while~?" Ushiwaka caresses Inugami's cheek. "Sometimes, it's alright to be crazy for someone else. As long as you still love your special someone~"
Inugami blushes and then covers her face with her hands. "Aw, come on, Ushiwaka-sempai! You're making me fall for you!"
Ushiwaka giggles and then jumps at the sound of the door slamming open.
"WHAT WAS THAT!?" Nekoyama and Nezu just arrived at the club room.
"I-it's not what it looks like!" Inugami says, flailing her arms. "Ushiwaka-sempai's demonstrating how to be flirty!"
"Whatever…" Nekoyama says.
"Sempai…you are too charming…" Nezu says.
Later*
"Inugami-san! You're lazing around again!" Sarutobi shouts.
"Not lazing," Inugami says. "Just preparing~"
"You should've prepared 10 minutes ago!" Sarutobi says and then sighs. "Forget it. I'll do it myself." She grabs the papers and begins to write stuff down.
Inugami takes the time to observe Sarutobi's appearance. Her long, soft brown hair, her cute face and glasses. She always wonders why she won't open up like the rest.
"Say, Sarutobi-san," Inugami says. "Have you considered trying to be assertive?"
"What does that mean?" Sarutobi asks. "I am never interested in love in the first place."
"Well, Torikai-san, wants to do it with you~" Inugami says. "Why can't you just be more open to her~? Unless I want to be the one who gets to do it~!"
"Shut it!" Sarutobi says. "It's just not…the right time. Hibari's sickly anyways, so even if I did open up, things won't change."
Inugami steps forward and wraps her arms around the class rep, surprising her. "Is that what you really want? You can always do it with me if you are afraid to step it up. I will teach you everything I know~" She gently tips Sarutobi's chin to her level as she turns her head to face her.
She leans in, inching closer and closer until Sarutobi pushes Inugami's face away.
"No!" Sarutobi says. "My first is still not gonna be you. Hibari is my one and only!"
"Then if you strongly feel that way, why not just go and do it?" Inugami says. "You will never know if you don't try~"
Sarutobi feels that Inugami has a point for once. She cannot just sit there, being behind closed doors all the time.
Inugami pets the monkey. "You'll find your way soon~"
"I hope so…" Sarutobi says.
Later*
"Haaaah…nice and relaxing~" Torikai has her long sleeves on Nekoyama's head.
"Could you get off?" The cat girl says.
"Nooooo….I'm so tired I want something to rest on~" the bird says.
"The weight feels so heavy though…" Nekoyama says. "Listen, aren't you going with Sarutobi-san soon? Why not rest on her chest or whatever?"
"Mmmm…resting on her chest…" Torikai says softly. "More like being carried like a bride…as I slowly die…~"
"That's not what I was aiming for…" Nekoyama deadpans.
"Ehehe! Taking a rest with Sacchan is plenty~" Torikai says. "Resting on you is like finding a furry thing. You sure are soft~"
"Yeah…you kind of feel soft too," Nekoyama replies with a blush.
Aki deadpans. "What the hell is this pair…?"
Later*
Nekoyama and Nezu are alone in the club room. Inugami and Ushiwaka are out, so they have to fend for themselves.
Nekoyama rests her head on the table. "I wonder…."
"What's up?" The quiet girl asks.
"What's with us flirting with one another when we have our special someone?" Nekoyam questions. "I mean I have Inugami-san. You have Ushiwaka-sempai. But lately, we have been in some sort of mix up."
"Yuki is fine with that…" Nezu says. "Besides, I said this before: together we are the Alliance of Small Creatures. It's not so bad if our lovers agree to this. Yuki and Inugami-san have flirted the other day. Now it's our turn."
"Ummm…our turn?" Nekoyama questions as the quiet girl gently takes her hands in her own.
"We may not match but we get along just fine," Nezu says. "Us being a cat and a mouse? You can easily just push me down and eat me right up. You can do whatever you want to me…"
"Usually a mouse runs away from the cat…" Nekoyama points out.
"But…" Nezu gently puts a finger on Nekoyama's lips. "This story is different. You have my permission to do whatever you please. If you'd like to treat it as practice for Inugami-san, then go for it…"
"Nezu-san…" Nekoyama blushes as she inches closer to the mouse.
Then, the door slides open and Inugami and Ushiwaka appear, catching the two.
"Nekoyama-san! You were going to play with Nezu-san without me!?" Inugami cries.
"Ara, ara~" Ushiwaka cups a hand to her cheek. "Seems like we have a cat and a mouse getting along very well~"
Later*
"Goddamn it!" Aki rubs her head roughly as she sees each and every one of the couples flirting left and right of her. This is just too much. "An idiot couple! A wholesome couple! And then a cute couple! Why, oh, why, damn it!?"
"It's not so bad, Aki-chan~" Inugami says. "All of us learned new things~"
"New people to flirt with~" Nekoyama adds. "And also, get along with others we don't usually talk to~"
"Aki-chan, come on!" Inugami insists. "You gotta witness all the fun~"
"NO WAY IN HELL!" Aki screams. "GOD! I HATE THIS SOMETIMES!!"
