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Hizashi Yamada vs. the vampire convent
Chapter three: Hunting the most dangerous game
With Hizashi and a few of the persons in the group remaining behind to keep an eye on the vampire kids, the others went out to go check the mothers of Kirishima's nineteen classmates who all were killed trying to contain the zombie apocalypse a while ago. This is due to how the ultimate boss vampire was one of those nineteen moms, according to Loki who gave them the hint but didn't say straight up which mom in particular it was.
At least they only had to check nineteen women. Made things loads easier compared to what would of been the plan Hizashi wanted to use.
First of the searching group was the pair of Toshinori and Tanjiro, who went over to go visit Inko Midoriya, the mother of the late Izuku Midoriya who Toshinori was personally mentoring. After the men reached Inko's door and Toshinori knocked on it, the door was opened by Inko; she had been a full woman for as long as Toshinori knew her, but Inko had far surpassed her prior weight, looking to be a solid 250 kg. The now very obese Inko looked very sad.
"Inko," Toshinori greeted, a bit surprised to see how big Inko had gotten since he last saw her.
"Oh, All Might," Inko replied, "Sorry if I look like a mess. But then again my baby was killed in a surprise villain attack on UA in the middle of the night, then I turned to comfort eating, and now I'm well more than double what I was when I first saw Izuku off for class at UA." The very fat Inko then gave a sad sniffle.
"I'm very sorry for your loss, ma'am," Tanjiro said, "We're here to check up on you, as well as ask you a few questions."
Inko looked curious, so she nodded to give the go ahead while saying, "What's up?"
Sucking in an unsure breath, Toshinori replied, "I'm not quite sure how to ask this, so I'll just be straight up. Is there a mirror in your bathroom?"
The now very fat woman looked mildly confused by Toshinori's question, but she complied anyway because this was All Might, the man who her late son idolized and was trained by. "Yes, I do have a mirror in my bathroom. Why?"
"We need to come in," Tanjiro said, "And one of us has to go into your bathroom with you and look into the mirror with you."
Now Inko was wholly confused, all traces of sadness in her super plump face gone. "...Why?"
"We're going to have to ask you to bear with us on this one, Inko," Toshinori said, "But we're looking for a villain that has a quirk that works with mirrors. We need to check your bathroom mirror for any signs that the villain may have been here, and if so we'll have a lead on where to start our search." The former Symbol of Peace actually lied, but the lie was more believable than what the truth just so happened to be, given how society developed due to quirks.
Because of that, Inko bought Toshinori's lie hook, line, and sinker. "Oh my, a mirror villain is on the loose?" Inko said, "Well you can certainly check my bathroom mirror, All Might." Looking curious, Inko went on, "But why do I have to accompany you?"
Gesturing to Inko, Toshinori said, "Standard procedure since it is your home. It's to cover any legal bases." Inko nodded in understanding before stepping to the side to let Toshinori and Tanjiro into the apartment. The two guys were hoping things would be this easy for the other parties also out on the hunt for the ultimate boss vampire.
...
Muzan and Inosuke were standing in the Bakugo residence's living room, where a decapitated Mitsuki Bakugo laid on the floor dead, her head laying near the coffee table and her body laying near the doorway that led into the kitchen. "Inosuke, you idiot!" Muzan snapped, "We were supposed to check to see if she was the ultimate boss vampire first before making any attempts to kill her!"
"She startled me!" Inosuke defended, "I couldn't help it!"
The progenitor of demons did a face palm. "I just hope that Mitsuki Bakugo ends up being the ultimate boss vampire, because otherwise we'll of just killed a woman for nothing."
Pointing at Muzan, Inosuke said, "Wow, Muzan. You're loads more moral than you were back when you were a majorly threatening bad guy."
Shrugging, Muzan replied, "What can I say? Pot sessions with Hizashi have really mellowed me out."
"Well we can cross Mitsuki Bakugo off of the list," Inosuke said as he took out a small spiral bound notepad and a pen, then crossed something out on one of the pages, "Let's hit up that Miko Jiro woman next to see if she's the ultimate boss vampire."
"At least wait until we've verified if Mika Jiro is a vampire or not before you whip your swords out," Muzan advised as he and the boar masked Demon Slayer snuck out of the Bakugo residence, with no one ever being aware that they were there.
...
Aizawa and Shinso went to the Todoroki residence and visited with Rei Todoroki. To their surprise, Natsuo and Fuyumi were also there. "Oh, you were Shoto's homeroom teacher," Rei said, "Is there something you need from me?"
"You have a mirror in your bathroom, yes?" Aizawa replied. After Rei confirmed that she did indeed have a mirror in the bathroom, Aizawa explained, "There's a villain with a mirror based quirk on the loose. I need to check your bathroom mirror for signs of the villain having come through here. As you are also the oldest person here, you have to accompany me to the mirror in your bathroom."
Natsuo folded his arms over his chest, gave Aizawa a wry look. "...Can't Fuyumi or I do it instead? I mean, our mom's been through a lot."
"Nope, it has to be your mother," Shinso said firmly.
This time, Fuyumi folded her arms over her chest. "Sorry, but I have to side with Natsuo on this one. Let me or him do it in mom's place."
"It has to be her due to having to cover legal bases," Aizawa explained.
Shrugging, Fuyumi said, "Well can't we wait until dad gets home and you can do it with him?"
Rolling his eyes, Shinso said, "Hey Fuyumi, can I ask you something?"
"Sure," Fuyumi replied, "What is-" Fuyumi suddenly stopped short as Shinso's Brainwashing quirk began taking hold on her.
Seeing what happened to his sister, Natsuo said, "Yo Fuyumi! You okay?"
"Hey Natsuo," Shinso began, "Is it true you aren't entirely fond of your father?"
Turning to look at Shinso, Natsuo replied, "Well yes, but I-" Shinso's Brainwashing quirk then took effect on Natsuo, leaving him just as stunned and unresponsive as Fuyumi.
Turning to look at Rei, Aizawa said, "Sorry we had to do that, but it absolutely has to be you to look in the mirror with us."
"Why is it so important that I do it?" Rei asked, looking mildly rattled that her children were enthralled.
Shrugging, Shinso replied, "We'll explain after we look into a mirror with you." Rei, although still a bit worried, nonetheless complied with Aizawa and Shinso, going with them to her bathroom to go look into the mirror with them.
...
Back at UA, the others were looking after the vampire kids who were still in their cages. "I still can't believe that I'm not out in the field with Sho," Hizashi said, "He needs my help!"
"Relax, man," Luci replied, "I'm sure that the parties out in the field will be fine. Just have faith in them."
Zenitsu looked mildly confused by what Luci said just now. "...Umm, wow. Never expected the devil of all people to tell someone to have faith."
Shrugging, Luci remarked, "What can I say? Pot sessions with Hizashi have really mellowed me out."
"And we partake in only the dankest of sweet kush," Hizashi remarked, a sly and amused grin on his face.
Zenitsu rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Can we just-"
"RAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" vampire Satsuki cried out as she burst from her cage, before flying right at Zenitsu and trying to bite down into his neck. It took Zenitsu all of his strength to keep the small but strong little vampire pushed away from reaching his neck. "Come on, blonde human! Let me bite your neck to suck your blood!" vampire Satsuki snarled.
"Ahh! Someone help me!" Zenitsu screamed, only for Nezuko to run up, kick Satsuki off of Zenitsu which made Satsuki fly off and tumble around on the floor. Nezuko then jumped on vampire Satsuki and hammered a wooden stake into her heart, making vampire Satsuki hiss in angered pain as the act had stunned her. Then, taking Zenitsu's Nichirin Sword, Nezuko used it to decapitate vampire Satsuki, killing her.
Nezuko then turned to look at the four remaining vampire kids who were still trapped in their cages, all of them looking at her. "...If any of you try pulling what that little vampire girl tried to do just now," Nezuko said, "Then I'll do to them what I did to the vampire girl just now. Are we clear?"
The remaining vampire children were all actually a bit alarmed to see one of their own taken out just like that, so they all nodded in agreement with Nezuko. Hound Dog folded his arms over his chest as he shook his head in mild disappointment. "...It's such a terrible shame," Hound Dog said, "If she had behaved herself, then there was a chance we could of turned her back into a human and she'd get to go on living."
Nezuko then went over to where Zenitsu was just picking himself up, threw her arms around him, then began kissing him right on the lips. After a few straight seconds of solid unbroken lip contact, Nezuko broke away to say to Zenitsu, "I was so scared when you were attacked by that vampire kid. I'm glad you're okay, Zenitsu-kun."
"Nez-" Zenitsu began, only to be cut off when Nezuko began kissing him again.
As the two of them made out, Hizashi looked on and said, "Aww, even when vampires are loose, love can still bloom."
"I just hope that the parties who are out are having better luck," Cementoss said, "Because-" Cementoss was interrupted when a phone call came in on his phone. "...Hello?" Cementoss said, "...Oh! I'll send Hizashi and Hound Dog over right away!" Ending the call, Cementoss said, "The ultimate boss vampire has been found!"
"Hopefully the other parties in the field are ready for some vampire action," Hizashi said as he and Hound Dog were ready to head out.
...
Over at the Midoriya apartment, Tanjiro was waiting in the living room while Toshinori and Inko were in the latter's bedroom, both naked in bed but with the sheets pulled over to cover everything that shouldn't be seen. "Wow, so that was the 'Plus Ultra' experience," Inko remarked, blushing out of surprise. Giving Toshinori a sly and amused expression, Inko said, "And I didn't know that you had a thing for 'Plus Ultra' sized women like myself."
"Actually I always thought you looked lovely," Toshinori replied, "Although I do like how your ass is now 'Plus Ultra' sized."
As Inko giggled in amusement, Tanjiro came barreling into the room. "Toshinori!" Tanjiro said, "I just got a call from OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY!"
Toshinori and Inko scrambled to make themselves decent as Toshinori said, "What happened, Young Kamado?"
"I got a call from Cementoss from UA!" Tanjiro said, "The ultimate boss vampire was found!"
"Ultimate boss vampire?" Inko said questioningly in a confused tone as she covered her very fat body with the bedsheets.
"I'll explain later, Inko," Toshinori said, hurriedly getting dressed. Seeing he only had his shoes and pants on, Toshinori said, "This will do!" Running out of the Midoriya apartment, Toshinori said, "I'll see you later, Inko!"
"To get the rest of your clothes, right All Might?" Inko called after the former Symbol of Peace.
"That too!" Toshinori called to Inko before leaving the apartment with Tanjiro.
...
Toshinori and Tanjiro soon met up with Muzan and Inosuke. "Yeah, the Jiro mom wasn't the ultimate boss vampire either," Muzan said in embarrassment, "Kind of wish we got that call from Cementoss before someone decapitated the Jiro mom woman!"
"I was startled again!" Inosuke snapped.
Sighing, Tanjiro said, "This is just like you, Inosuke." The four of them were soon met up by Aizawa and Shinso, who were joined by Hizashi and Hound Dog. "So we're all meeting up with the team of Kirishima and Tetsutetsu at the Asui residen-"
*CRASH*
The eight of them stopped when Kirishima and Tetsutetsu came flying out of a window, only for a woman wearing a long sleeved purple turtleneck sweater and a long skirt to come out after them. Her hair was long and dark, and her frog-like face was a visage of anger as her eyes glowed red and her lips were pulled back to reveal a pair of long vampiric fangs.
Luckily for both Kirishima and Tetsutetsu, their quirks were active, so neither of them were hurt. At that point, Dark Shadow came out of the Asui residence, saw everyone who had arrived. "...Well now, Present Mic," Dark Shadow said to the loud pro hero as he gestured to the vampire woman, "It would seem you owe Kirishima an apology for dismissing his sound theory, because it turns out that Beru Asui is the ultimate boss vampire."
END, CHAPTER THREE
Author's notes;
And here we see the heroes discover that it was Tsuyu's mom Beru who was turned into the ultimate boss vampire by Loki who was pissy Nezu won their bet via an unforseen loophole. The fight against vampire Beru will be big next chapter, where the heroes will do what they can to slay the woman and turn the kids she turned into vampires back into humans. Stay tuned for more.
