AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This chapter and the next were bonus content created for my original fans on AO3 as a thanks for their patience and support. This one serves nothing to the original plot as it's just an alternate/parody ending, but the next one is an epilogue if you guys want to read it.
Luz flew over the gate and came to a halt at the bottom of the winding hill that would lead her up to Blight Manor, smiling up at the building as she kicked her leg up and over off of Eda's staff that brought her here. She grabbed it in her hand and turned it upright, Owlbert coming to life and hooting gently at her with a gentle trill afterwards.
"Thanks, buddy." Luz said, and she offered him a small bug which he snapped up gratefully. "Get home safe to Eda, okay?"
He nodded and, returning to his palisman form, took off into the night sky back towards the Owl House. Luz watched him disappear over the trees before turning to face the pathway. She tucked her thumbs under the backpack straps around her shoulders and started walking. Excitement radiated in every step she took towards the manor. This was their usual routine when Amity was sneaking Luz into the manor. She would drop down by the path and make her way up until she came to a small gap in the hedges. She would duck into it and make her way around to Amity's side of the house under her window. From there, Amity would summon an abomination hand that would lift her up to the window and she'd be free to climb in from there.
However, just as she was about to duck into the hedge, her scroll pinged in her pocket. She pulled it out to read the message.
Kitten (06:58pm):
Don't worry about taking the hedge. Front door is unlocked. Just come to my room.
"Curiouser and curiouser..." Luz whispered, but didn't debate it as she shrugged away from the gap and continued up the main road.
As Amity told her, the front doors were unlocked and she was able to waltz right in without issue. She did, however, take the initiative to lock the front doors behind her once she was inside. Taking a look around, Luz started towards the staircase and skipped them two at a time until she was at the second landing that would lead her to Amity's room. She took a left at the top of the stairs and headed for the hallway down to her girlfriend's door. She raised a hand and knocked, just to be polite.
"Amity?" she said.
"Come in, Luz." came Amity's voice from inside.
Smiling to herself, Luz let herself in and was immediately taken back at the set up on the other side of the door. The candles, the fairy lights, the smell of vanilla in the air, the rose petals leaving a path up to the bed where Amity was reclined in a light blue baby doll lingerie and matching panties- Wait, what?
Luz did a double take, her arms going a bit slack as she took in Amity's form again with her jaw metaphorically on the floor. Amity giggled, the sound sultry and inviting, and sat up straighter.
"You gonna come in and close the door, or stand there and gawk some more?" she asked.
"Can't I do both?" Luz said. She did step further into the room to close the door though, and made sure to check that the door was locked.
Amity shifted so she was on her hands and knees instead, inching down to the edge of the bed. "Why would you wanna do that when you could be over here with me...?"
"You make a valid argument, Blight." Luz replied. She made her way to the bed in front of Amity, sliding her backpack off her shoulders and letting it fall to the floor in front of the bed with a quiet thud. "So... were you just saying we couldn't hang out today so you could set all this up?" She gestured to the room vaguely.
"Actually..." Amity reeled back onto her knees and slung her arms around Luz's neck, smiling. "Our friends did this for us. With the help of Ed and Em."
"You mean to tell me that the twins actually did something to help you and not fuck with you?" Luz asked jokingly. That explains the text I got earlier... She thought to herself.
"I know, I couldn't believe it either." Amity said, shrugging. "But no one else would've known to set this up while my parents are out of town without them."
"Your parents are out of town?" Luz said, pleasantly surprised.
"Mhmm..." Amity hummed, leaning closer and her grin growing ever more wicked. Her nails scratched delicately at the scruff of Luz's neck, raising goosebumps on her skin and making her jerk forward slightly. Her eyelids lowered and golden eyes peered at her with pure, unfiltered love and lust. "All weekend. And I was promised that we would be one... hundred... percent... uninterrupted." Each pause was filled with a kiss up her girlfriend's neck, leading to her ear where the greenette nipped fleetingly at her lobe.
Luz groaned, melting into Amity and bringing her hands up to grasp her waist. "All weekend?" she echoed.
"I'm assuming so." Amity said. "And even if it's not for the whole weekend, they're going to be in for a rude awakening..." The witch slinked off the bed to stand before Luz, pressing her body closer. "Because I-" In the span of a second she whipped them around and shoved her girlfriend down onto the bed, immediately taking post over her and straddling her lap. She leaned down close to the brunette's lips, her green hair creating a curtain on one side of their faces. "-have no intentions of stopping."
"Fuck..." Luz husked, much to Amity's delight and making her bite her lip with a giggle. "You sure you can handle going all weekend?" she added. She put on a challenging smirk.
"Luz." Amity said her name with such conviction, such desire, it almost amazed her how she was still fully clothed in this instance. Her eyes were full of determination and unwavering authority like she wasn't going to give Luz a choice (not that she wanted one). "If I can walk straight, we aren't done. I don't want to stop until I'm leaving this room sore, bruised, and satisfied. I want to need an illusion spell just to cover up my neck. Do you understand?"
"Your wish is my command, princesa." Luz answered, and without any hesitation she reached up and pulled Amity down into a hungry kiss.
Amity gave in to the lip lock with no resistance, one hand finding Luz's hair under her beanie and the other tucking itself just under the hem of her shirt and skimming the skin above her jeans. She felt the muscles of Luz's stomach tense under her touch and smiled against her lips, pushing her hand further up until it was pressed into the faint details of her abs. The witch took notice in the way the rise and fall of Luz's stomach with her breathing picked up. She curled her fingers inwards to allow her nails to play just so she could hear and feel how her breath caught.
Luz's hands took their own initiative in diving under her baby doll lingerie, cupping her thighs and making their way up to her ass with a squeeze. Amity sighed through parted lips and sat further into Luz's calloused palms. Despite that, she did back away to issue a playful warning.
"Mm, don't get too handsy, Noceda..." she murmured.
"Oh? And why not?" Luz ended her question with another squeeze to Amity's backside, causing her to bite back a small moan.
Amity didn't respond to that right away and instead chose to sit back on her knees, and basically in Luz's hands as she didn't move them. She made a beckoning motion with her finger, instructing Luz to sit up, and the human obliged. Amity then moved Luz's hands from her ass, much to both of their disappointment, and took hold of the bottom of her shirt with a tug. Leaning into Luz's ear, she whispered, "Because I want to have some fun with you first."
The Blight gave another pull on Luz's shirt and the blissfully and mildly caught off guard girl raised her arms for Amity to take it off of her. The shirt was carelessly discarded to the other side of the room. Underneath she donned a simple black sports bra, and Amity could see the band of her boxers poking out from under her pants. There was something so deliciously arousing about this sight. It made Amity attempt to clench her thighs together absently with a fanged tooth catching her lip. Wetness pooled between her legs as she took in the way the fairy lights highlighted the faded scars on Luz's torso, tracing along a particular scar that came from a bad run in with a Coven Guard a couple years ago. Luz shivered under the pad of her finger and Amity lazily dragged her eyes back up to meet beautiful brownish hazel. She hooked a finger under Luz's sports bra and smiled. She was about ready to tell her to take it off when the sound of her scroll vibrating cut through the air. The duo glanced to the scroll on the bedside table, then to each other with mixed expressions of frustrated confusion.
"Maybe it's just a butt dial?" Luz suggested.
"It can go to voicemail." Amity disregarded her scroll and went back to their little make-out session, set on getting back into the mood despite that little hiccup.
It unfortunately didn't last long, as her scroll lit up again and vibrated against the wood. Amity growled through her teeth and waited for it to shut off. This time she hesitated, and when the scroll rang again she pushed herself up and off the bed, storming over to it and yanking it up to see who dared to try and call again.
Luz could swear there were purple flames in her eyes when she saw the caller ID. Amity answered it with clenched teeth.
"ED. There better be a good fucking reason why you're spam calling me when we were promised-" she began, but her brother's urgent voice cut her off.
"Abort mission, abort mission!" Edric exclaimed, sounding out of breath. Like he'd been running.
"What? What the hell are you talking about?" Amity asked. Her anger started to diffuse into mild worry and concern.
There was the sound of scrambling on the other side of the scroll, and her sister's voice came next.
"Mom and Dad are on their way back home!" she said. She also sounded winded, and Amity made the connection that they must've been trying to rush back to the manor.
Amity locked eyes with a now equally freaked out Luz, and gestured for her to get up from the bed quickly. Luz did so without question and ran to find her shirt to put it back on.
"What happened to their conference lasting all weekend?!" Amity asked. She ran over to the window to look outside, seeing if there was any sign of her parents coming up the road. At the sight of darkness on manor grounds, she relaxed a little more. They still had some time. Hopefully.
"We don't know yet, all we know is that dad called us and said they're on their way back." Emira explained. "We're so sorry, we know that we'd-"
"Apologize later, I gotta get this stuff cleaned up and Luz out of here before they get home." Amity interrupted, and promptly hung up the phone. She knew her sister would understand her hanging up on her. She swore under her breath and quickly made her way to her dresser to pull out a set of pajamas.
"Even when they help us it still falls through." Luz said, struggling to get her shirt back on.
"It doesn't matter. We can't focus on that right now." Amity tossed her choice of sleepwear onto the bed and started stripping out of the lingerie. "You gotta get out of here. Mom and dad will kill me if they found out you were here without their permission. And then you."
"Right. Right. Should I take the window?" Luz jerked her thumb behind her at one of Amity's large elegant windows.
"Yeah, I'll get you down in a minute, just let me-" Amity paused when her ears perked up at the distant sound of the front door opening and her blood ran ice cold in her veins. "Fuck!" She stumbled the rest of her way into her pajamas and thrust the lingerie under her blankets, gesturing for Luz to duck down behind the bed.
Luz grabbed her backpack and dropped to the floor on the other side of the bed out of sight just in time for a knock to resound on Amity's door. She flinched and clutched her backpack tight against her chest.
"W-who is it?" Amity asked warily, wincing at her own trembling voice.
"Mittens, it's us!" Edric said. "Just open the door!"
Amity's eyes widened and she hurried to the door, unlocking it and opening to reveal her very much tired brother and sister out in the hall. Edric was leaning against the door frame while Emira was leaning over with her hands on her knees. The twins looked up in relief to see Amity at the door and glanced behind her into the room.
"Where's Luz?" Emira asked.
Said human peeked over the edge of the bed before standing up cautiously, waving her hand. "Here."
"Okay, we don't have long. Get her outside. We'll cast an illusion spell on the room to hide the decorations." Edric said.
Amity nodded wordlessly and turned back to Luz, directing her to the window and walking up close behind her. Luz lifted up the window and took a quick look outside to make sure the coast was still clear. She turned to Amity with a nod of her head, and the greenette immediately raised her hand to draw a large spell circle. At the ground below, the circle was mirrored and an abomination hand clawed it's way out of it when it was complete. It raised up to the window ledge, palm open for Luz and waiting.
"I'll see you later, okay?" Amity said.
"Okay. Please be safe." Luz said.
The two embraced in a brief parting kiss, and Luz ducked out of the opening onto the gooey mass of a hand. She gave another look into the room, noticing the twins already drawing their own spell circles and watching as the room started to take on the look of its usual normalcy. Amity smiled with mild dejection and instructed the hand to make its decent, closing the window with the hand not casting the spell. Once back on the ground, Luz wasted no time running across the yard towards the hedges. She kept her head low and pulled out her scroll to send Eda a quick text letting her know to send Owlbert back and fast.
Maybe in some alternate reality, this night really played out the way it was meant to and they weren't interrupted for the sixth time in a row. Luz rolled her eyes and scoffed at herself.
Yeah. Right.
