Chapter 3: the Lone Cantina

Meanwhile, at a café called the Lone Cantina, everyone minded their businesses like having meals and drinks, talking to each other, and going card games. Manning at the bar was a character that looks Ralph the Police Guard while in bartender attire. Another character seems like Dr. Scartchansniff while in an Old West Doctor outfit.

"Sheriff Chillimire hasn't returned from his expedition to track that outlaw gang preying on our town for years, Ralphrances," said the Dr. Scartchansniff character.

"Duh, don't worry, Dr. Lecher. We can always trust our sheriff," Ralphrances responded.

When the doors opened, the Western Warners came in with everyone's eyes on them.

"Howdy, ya'll," said the Warner Ranger, tipping his hat.

"Salam, teman-teman," Wakko said while saluting.

"Salutations, fellow Texans," Dot said, taking out her fan and fans before spitting into a spittoon.

"Duh, it's the Warner Ranger, Native American Wakko, and Southern Belle Dot. The last known Texas Rangers. What luck that they came to Mansfield," Ralphrances said.

"I'm surprised. You remember them by their names," Dr. Lecher said to Ralphrances.

When the Western Warners sat at a dining table close to the stage, a waitress dressed like Betty Boop Cowgirl Waitress, but her face was covered and familiar with two red braided pigtails while wearing a CS-151 Sequined Cowboy Hat and a Cowgirl Hat Adjustable Yellow.

She then said, "Howdy, ya'll. Welcome tuh thuh Lone Cantina, thuh best 5-star café in Mansfield. Maey Ah take ya'lls order?"

"Say, your accent sound somewhat familiar. But never mind that I'm ready to eat. My sibs while having root beer floats. And we mean it with ice cream," said Wakko.

"We'll have also taken three burgers, biggest and juicy you got," Warner Ranger said.

"We'll also get three of the healthiest salads you got," Dot added.

"Comin' raht up," said the waitress, writing it all down before leaving and blowing a kiss at Wakko; her orange lipstick mark flew onto his face and fell off his chair.

He wiped the kiss off when he came back up while saying, "Well, it goes to show ya. The ladies are into men who follow traditions."

But the Warner Ranger and Dot started at each other with suspicion before they both said, "Sus waitress."

A dart was thrown passed and behind Dot, making her turn to see the dart hitting the dart board's center. Before darts get shot at the board to spell out, "Howdy, Southern Belle ;-)."

Dot then turned to where the darts came from, a familiar shape in the shadows before showing their glowing red eyes and winking at Dot.

"So many anonymous shadows around us, boys. Let's keep our heads out of the clouds," said Dot.

"Order up, ya'll," said the waitress, arriving with the Western Warners' orders.

"That was fast…," the Warner Ranger said.

"Ah could tell how hawngry ya'll is. So, I'd make shore Ah git it done before chur tummies growled. Enjoy. "

Upon placing their orders on the table, the Western Warners noticed Wakko's order was three times bigger than Yakko's and Dot's.

"Sweet. Chow time," said Wakko, starting to eat his burger.

He then notices his napkin has an orange kiss mark on it and a written message, 'There's bigger fish to fry here than going after your big catch.'

"Sibs, look at this," Wakko said, handing the note around.

"So, she wants to tell us something. But what bigger fish is she talking about?" the Warner Ranger said while he and his siblings continued eating their food.

But when the music starts to play, a Western showgirl in purple with familiar long, beautiful blonde angled hair shows up on stage.

She then sang after firing a pair of pop guns in the air, and everyone turned to the stage,

"I want to drink my java from an old tin can [She straightens up her dress before putting her hands on her hips and rolling her eyes.]

While the moon is risin' high [The Warner Ranger straightens his hat in amazement upon seeing her when he finished eating.]

I want to listen to the whippoorwill [Dr. Lecher then whispered to Dot when she finished her meal, "Pardon me, madam. Since you work with the Warner Ranger, we could use your help with a situation in our town."]

I want to hear the coyote whine ["Love to help, but we're after our longtime runaway targets," Dot responds.]

I want to feel my saddle horse between my legs [But when a knife is thrown between Dot and Dr. Lecher and at the dartboard. They both turn to find it came from the same familiar shape in the shadows who looks angry at Dr. Lecher.]

Just riding him out on the range ["I'll be right back," said Dot, walking straight towards the shadow.]

I want to kick him in the sides [Wakko wipes his mouth from eating his meal before the waitress sits on his lap and says to him, "Come hare often, Geronimo? "]

Just to show his step and pride [Feeling uncomfortable with the waitress leaning onto his chest with her back, Wakko responds, "Uh? Tidak?]

Back on the Texas plains [After the showgirl spun around, she twirls her hat into the air while moving her hips.]

*begins to yodel to the music*" [When Dot reaches the shadow, she says, "Alright, buckaroo. What's the big idea?" While the shadow remained silent, the showgirl sat on the Warner Ranger's lap to slip some paper into his pocket. Once she got, the Warner Ranger was startled by this before the shadow revealed himself to Dot as Danger Dave. "Danger Dave! You're mine," said Dot, taking out her parasol to fight. "Zank you fahr saying zat I'm yours, my dearest Daht," he responded before taking out a smoke bomb to throw it on the ground and go off as the song ends.]

When the smoke cleared, everyone noticed the showgirl, the waitress, and Danger Dave had disappeared. The Warner Ranger sees a red kiss mark on his right cheek, and Wakko finds an orange kiss mark on his left cheek. Dot then noticed a big, pretty pink rose in her hand. But the brothers wipe the kisses off as Dot puts the rose in a vase in annoyance.

"I thought I recognized that singing. If Yadira the Yodeler was her, the rest of the Chaos Crew were here too. Whippin' Willa was the waitress, and that shadow was Danger Dave. I hate it when they taunt my siblings and me. Only we get to taunt others out of fun and reason," said the Warner Ranger before breaking his root beer glass.

"So, I'm guessing you won't help us out with the NalkXulkUk Gang," said Ralphrances.

Upon hearing that name, everyone but the Western Warners in the café screamed in terror.

"You mean that dangerous outlaw gang who targets certain races and religious people for their money, cattle, ransacks their homes, destroys their places of businesses, and covers them in their "white purity"?" said Wakko, shocked.

"Are you sure that's not Ku Klux Clan you're talking about, Baby Bro," Warner Ranger said.

"Come on. If that clan exists, then the NalkXulkUk Gang would have put their name backward for their group," said Dot before winking at the screen.

"Please, help us, Warner Ranger. The NalkXulkUk Gang has always tortured our lives for years," said Dr. Lecher, begging on his knees.

"Are you sure the liches you use for treatments to your patients is torture enough for the citizens of Mansfield, Doc?" the Warner Ranger responded.

"Look, the Ranger is trying to say that we've been sent here due to getting a telegram about the Chaos Crew being here," said Wakko.

"But duh, we didn't know they came into town. Right folks," said Ralphrances.

"Yeah," they all reply.

"You mean no one from this town, not even the Mayor of Mansfield, sent the telegram?" said Dot.

"Yeah."

"Hmm. Very well. We'll take care of this NalkXulkUk Gang problem," the Warner Ranger continued after everyone screamed from hearing that name. "And we'll finally catch the Chaos Crew a bonus."

After the town folks cheered, Wakko said, "Hey, Ranger. What's in your pocket?"

"Huh?" the Warner Ranger said, finding some paper in his pocket.

When the Warner Ranger read it, he said, "Well, tan my fur. It's a map to the NalkXulkUk Gang's hideout."

After everyone in the café screamed after hearing the name, the Western Warners came out of the restaurant for Dot said, "That gag was getting old. So, we're following the map, Big Brother?"

"Ya darn tootin' we are, Baby Sister. The Chaos Crew must've slipped us the map to get us in trouble with the NalkXulkUk Gang," he responds.

After a woman screamed in the background, Wakko then said, "Kita mungkin harus pergi."

After the Western Warners whistle-called, their horses arrive along with Dot's eagle to show up. They all got on their horses while Penny got on Dot's right shoulder.

"Hi-Ho, Quarter! Away!" said the Warner Ranger, riding ahead.

"Yea, Dime," said Wakko, riding after him.

"Fly, Penny! Onward, Nickel," said Dot, who rides after her brothers while Penny flies near her.

Watching them from the edge of town, the Chaos Crew's eyes glow red as they giggled.

"See ya'll there soon," said Yadira the Yodler.

"Ah can taste Wakko's lips already," Whippin' Willa added.

"Let's getta goin', cher couseens," said Danger Dave before the three went after the Western Warners.