Chapter 7: Make a Break for It!

Back with the Western Warners, they're running through the cave halls while they battle past the NalkXulkUk Gang members. After a woman screams, the Warner Range uses his lasso to snatch every member's weapons before Dot uses her parasol to knock them out. Wakko, on the other hand, launches his arrows at the lost clothing of members to pin them to the walls.

Then the members said, "Those Warners are fast on horseback, foot, rope, arrows, and parasol, just like the rumors said. You brats may have stopped us but never underestimate our leader."

"Let him try to make us underestimate him," said the Warner Ranger before he and his siblings left.

Once they reached the ceremonial altar, the evil Sheriff Johnathan Chillmire Luster presented offerings on it while red candles were lit.

"Luster!" Dot shouted.

But when he pulled a rope, he fired arrows towards the Western Warner. Quickly, Wakko shot them all down with one arrow.

"Impressive. You're just as good as your mother," said Sheriff Johnathan Chillmire Luster.

"She was an Indian Tribal Princess. Archery is in my blood," said Wakko, aiming at the vile sheriff.

"Get em', boys!"

Then more of his gang members appeared and surrounded the Western Warners.

"Good thing, we're puppies, I think. Plus, I love to play dirty too," said Dot before she and her brothers began to dig underground.

The NalkXulkUk Gang looked confused as they looked into the three holes that the Warners dug up while a woman screamed.

But when Sheriff Johnathan Chillmire Luster takes out his gun and shoots off-scene, a woman is heard fainting before he says, "That scream was getting annoying."

But then all of his minions start to fall underground which shocks Chillmire. The Warner Ranger then comes out from underneath and punches him.

When Wakko and Dot came out, the Warner Ranger said, "That was for our parents, jerk!"

But Chillmire pulled out a vacuum cleaner and sucked up the Western Warners' gear for Dot to say, "Hey! It cost me a lot of smack-a-roons for that fan and parasol!"

"And who has a vacuum clear during the Western Aera," said Wakko, before Chillmire points his gun at the Western Warners. "Uh, can't we just talk this through?"

"You know Texas Ranger William Warner was my mortal enemy. I wonder if he'd like his bloodline to join in the round-up in the sky," said Chillmire, preparing to fire at them.

"Yodlee-ee-oo!" Yadira the Yodeler sang when she and her cousins came running to the rescue.

"The Chaos Crew?!" the Western Warners said in shock

"Shoot at our Warners?! Take thus!" Whippin' Willa said before snatching Chillmire's gun with her whip.

The bullet blasts through a gun powder and hits a fire lantern before falling to the ground.

"Yakko, cahtch!" said Danger Dave, throwing a gun with WW on it.

Noticing who's gun belongs, the Warner Ranger catches it and points it at Chillmire.

"Hey, aren't you a bit young to use a gun?" said Chilmire.

"This is fanfiction. The laws of animation and censorship don't affect the works of fans. I'm sure Dad and Mom might be proud of me shooting my first kill," said the Warner Ranger, firing at him.

But it let out a pair of taser strings to shock Chillmire and make him pass out from it.

The Warner Ranger then said, "Psych! Hahahaha! I need you alive for the big reward money."

As Wakko emptied the vacuum to get his and his siblings' gear, Dot said, "Look, Chaos Crew. Just because you saved our tails doesn't mean we'll stop catching you."

"Cahn we aht least get zanked fahr sahveeng you, Dearest Daht? we found naht only your fahthair's tahsair gun but ahlso ziss," said Danger Dave, showing a rainbow Dreamcatcher.

"That belongs to our mother," said Wakko, while Dave handed it to him.

"Well, sibs. If it weren't for them, we wouldn't have gone this far to bring the Texas Ranger Bomber," said the Warner Ranger.

"Fine. To be fair."

Overjoyed, each Chaos Crew member grabbed their Western Warner love interest to dip them so they could kiss them, but they covered the scene with their hats. But the Chaos Crew stopped when they noticed the fire from the lantern was heading toward the piles of dynamite. This shocked them so much to drop the Western Warners.

With the Warner Ranger and Wakko's faces covered in red kisses and orange kisses, they and Dot stood up before the boys wiped off the kisses, and Yadira the Yodeler said, "As much as I want to make this more romantic, we better make a break for it."

When the Western Warners spot the fire heading for the dynamite, they say, "Uh oh."

As Wakko picks up the out-cold Sheriff Johnathan Chillmire Luster, Whippin' Willa makes a horse SOS call for the Western Warners' horses and Penny to arrive.

Once the Warner Ranger and Yadira the Yodeler got on Quarter, the Warner Ranger said as they rode off fast, "Hi-Ho, Quarter! Away!"

With Chillmire lying on the back of Dime, Wakko and Whippin' Willa got on and rode super quick as Wakko said, "Yea, Dime!"

Dot and Danger Dave quickly got on Nickel before riding at lightning speed with Penny close by while Dot said, "Fly, Penny! Onward, Nickel!"

As they ride, the theme song of the Lone Ranger is played. The hideout begins to shake. When the ceiling started caving in, the horses dodged the rocks from falling on them.

After Penny squawked, Dot said, "There's an emergency exit close by?! Led the way, Penny!"

As Penny flies before the three gangs, Whippin' Willa looks back to find the fires of the explosion coming to say, "Thuh explosion's fars is gittin' closer! We're not gunna make it!"

"Cahme on, Quartair, Dime, ahnd Neeckel! you cahn do eet" said Danger Dave, trying to be encouraging.

"There's a light at the end of the tunnel! We're almost there!" the Warner Ranger.

Once they reached it, they found themselves on the outskirts of Walnut Creek.

"Wow, some emergency exit," Wakko commented.

When everyone looked back at Walnut Creek, they found it exploding into Walnut Creek Linear Park & Trails.

"Guess no contrition was needed to make that park," Dot commented.

"Now, Chaos Crew. Wait, where'd they go?" Wakko said when the Western Warners realized that the Chaos Crew were gone.

"Those gosh darn outlaws slipped away again! Curse you, Chaos Crew! Now sibs, let's get back to town. We got a book this sheriff a permeant night at the jail," the Warner Ranger shouted.