"Everybody Cheer! Everybody cheer for the heroes of Walter Park!" The voice of Ronove's Father, Roosevelt, urged the audience upon their float as Gaako and Eiko stood alongside the rest of the Misfit Class. With double the power of charisma overtaking the audience, it was practically impossible for no one to not pay attention to them now, though Gaako highly doubted they needed it. "Cheer for One For All and his Calamity Cult!"

"That name is now engraved beyond the halls of Babyls, wonderful." She could hear Azz mutter. "I suppose it could be worse though, we all survived on sheer miracle power this time around." He, as well as the rest of them, barring Izuku, finally lost the mutations they gained, which was kind of a shame. Azz looked pretty hot with scales...she admitted that and didn't regret it.

"One for Alls! One for Alls!" Clara shouted, the only one actually disappointed that they all changed back, if only for the fact she was the tall one for a change. "Everyone is cheering for Izuku-kins, this is super fun!"

"I can't believe I missed all that." Eiko said from behind them. They finally caught up and traded their stories. Kalego's team had it the worst in terms of insanity, and Balam's got off the worst in terms of the sheer shitshow they had to deal with. Opera's was the only one that came out happy, the lucky bitches. "At least I can finally see Izu's bunny form in person! He's still so adorable!"

"Yeah, he's pretty cute." Kerori uttered under her breath. She still never understood why she had her initial dislike of Izuku if she didn't want people's attention. "I helped too, I gave people smiles while everyone was in a panic at the shelter."

"What are you talking about?" Ameri said curiously. "Last I checked Kuromu was the one that helped everyone at the panic shelter." The white haired girl paled for some reason. "I admit her singing is quite impressive, even if I've only heard it once."

"Oh, you're a fan too? That's nice to know." Kerori calmed down. Maybe she jumped the gun calling this girl normal. "I guess it's nice Izuku finally got to act like the hero he's always wanted to be. Don't get what that One For All title is all about though."

"It's a phrase, he's One hero bringing in the power for All demons." Gaako explained.

"Truly, a title worthy of my rival!" Sabnock shouted. "Even now they shout in adoration, but fret not, for soon thou shall cheer my name as the great demon king. Isn't that right, beta rival?"

"The level of death I wish for you can't be comprehended by mortal kind." Azz went back to his general douche mode.

"Come now, how can thou be a proper rival when you're being dominated by thou-" This time Azz decided to just deck the guy in the gut, with fire based propulsion to boot. "Touched a nerve, got it." Sabro weezed.

"I still can't believe you panicked and kissed him when you thought you were about to die." Eiko held in a barely contained giggled. "What happened to the dragon at the beginning of the year who said she wasn't an Asmodeus fan? Who had a whole normality fetish going for herself?"

"Oh like you're one to talk about weird fetishes, Ms I'll-have-a-three-way." Gaako retorted, but with a blush. She could still feel his touch, tongue, the absolute warmth both internal and external.

"And here I thought you actually were the one inside of the group with a normal relationship." Jazz spoke out. "Well whatever, you won me money either way." How come that guy always seemed to win his gambles?

"Dang it, I actually thought the Izuku/Asmodeus rumors had some water to it, dang it." Lied snapped his fingers. "Spread the word people, Asmodeus is into scales."

"Every single one of you. Slow and painful." The man was losing it. Guess he was still trying to process, the blue screen hit him pretty hard and a lot was distracting them at the time.

"One For All! One For All! One For All!" The crowd kept cheering as Izuku just sort of stared off to the side of the float. Looking down, they could see they were passing by the group of children from before, each one of them sporting green bunny ear headbands on all of their heads.

"And one for you, and one for you, and one for you!" Clara laughed as she made the merchandise en masse. They really should start a business, unlimited materials and all that. Well, that was future Gaako's problem. Here, it was time to relax and have fun.

"When I said I wanted to be a hero, I didn't think it would be like this at all." Izuku spoke softly. "I just thought I'd help an old lady cross the street, or stop someone from falling down a ravine or something. I didn't imagine something on this grand scale, or all the praise. It's overwhelming to be honest." He looked back at the kids, their joyous laughter as they were held in their parents arms lifting his head up. "But the smiles make it a little better."

"Save everyone with a smile." Asmodeus walked next to him. "I never knew what you meant by that until now. It's not your smile that saves them, but their own that stops them from despairing."


"Damn it, they're celebrating all things?" Arati expected a field of death and destruction, or cries and agony when he came up. For everything to be perfectly okay? What the actual fuck? "How did they even stop our guy, wasn't it supposed to cause a crater?"

"Must have had some hidden monsters of their own." Wett spoke out. "I saw Balam and Morax of Babyls here earlier today."

"The head of Border Control and Kalego were here as well." Maemaro spoke out from their corner. Shit, thought he recognised those faces.

"We encountered Opera from the house of Sullivan, during our jobs earlier this evening." Five big shots showing up out of the blue?

"What the actual hell was wrong with today? So many powerful demons are coming out of the woodworks just to ruin our day." Atari complained. "Can you believe it Kiriwo?" The kid was staring out of the parade, just barely staying within the shadows. "Kiriwo?"

"He's here...by some damn miracle he's actually here...and he...saved...everyone." Atari walked over, following the boy's line of sight, seeing them cheer for-

"A bunny man with feathers? Kinda looks like a green Skvader. And they're calling him One For All? Are you telling me you got stumped by some weird ass looking kid with a silly name?" Atari teased. The glare he received was not the usual kind he got.

"That 'weird ass looking kid' is my mortal enemy. He's the epitome of everything we strive to be against."

"Is that right?" Atari spoke, observing the situation. "He's kinda magically drained from the look of it. One shot from Maemaro and he's good as-" His neck was grabbed by the kid.

"He's mine. You hear me?" Boy had balls this time around, which gave him chills.

"Fine, fine, keep your toy."

"He...didn't...look like that earlier." Sheeda watched the parade with increasing interest, the remnants of a blush starting to form. Wow, he knew she had a weird taste, but who knew she was furry too?

"I've only seen him use this form one other time. It nearly killed him due to the nature of how he uses magic, but he succeeded in stopping me. I'm not surprised. You haven't changed a single bit, Deku-kun." Kiriwo smirked, still staring at the kid, this time with a hint of admiration in his tone. "Saving everyone with a smile. You insane bastard, you probably almost killed yourself to do so, but you actually made it happen."

The boy raised his hand. "Is it fate that connects us? That causes you to follow me like a puppy? To follow my every action and stop them in their tracks? I'm free that's certain, but I'm not hurting anyone right now? If I tried to kill someone would you be aware? Would you somehow find me by accident?" He smiled madly, rage and pleasure pouring out as he reached a hand. "I'll find it, how to make you despair-"

"What did I say about picking up on the first call!?" Their master shouted from Wetts phone.

"Sorry, big brother." Kiriwo was taken out of his obsessive infatuation. "We've been able to escape undetected, but Walter Park still stands, along with everyone in it."

"A shame, I would have loved to burn such a pathetic place to the ground, but the primary mission is complete. The jamming didn't hold out for long either, some of the Border Patrol were on their way. They got a secure line somehow."

"Actually, Henri Azazel is here, so that might be the problem." Kiriwo explained with a smile.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU OPEN WITH THAT, YOU MORON!?" Because you never asked?

"Because I was wondering myself why Sullivan's Grandson was here as well." He never took his mind off this Deku kid, did he? "He stopped the magical beasts, somehow."

"Hmm … Alright, that's enough waiting around. You all return to the base, I'm sending Ocho to investigate." Everyone, Six Fingers and Kiriwo alike, cringed. It's not that they didn't like the guy it's just … okay they didn't like him, dude was a messed up cultist with an obsession of putting others ahead of him like a terrible yes man. At least Wett made it work, the dude was sarcastic and sane at the same time.

"Farewell, my old friend." Kiriwo took one last glance at the Skvader before heading out. "It isn't time for us to meet again. But I assure you, no matter how far you go, no matter how beyond out of reach you seem, I'm going to find a way to make it all crash and burn, and you WILL know true despair, and there'll be nothing left of you but Deku."

"What part of return to base did you not comprehend!? Stop monologuing and get your asses here now!"And with that, the master hung up. The man never did have a sense of the moment, did he?


So many wonderful rewarding dresses! Walter park was the best thing to ever happen to Elizabetta and the class! Shopping! Concerts! Terrifying life threatening monsters stomping about! Helping ph4's mother with an emotional resolution! That last bit may have been the most exciting part of her day.

"So, you all just got to be perfectly safe and secure while we all suffered?" Ph9 asked, feathers ruffled in surprise. "I'm … happy of course, completely." Wow, the first time they've seen the boy so restrained. How bad was it?

"Why couldn't we have the butler and sweet motherhood incarnate? Why did we have the crazy insane teacher that treated our near-deaths like an essay question?" Ph3 groaned, falling off balance from his own tail and crying a little.

"At the very least Inko and Izu are all right." PcC said to her, smiling as she watched the boy.

"You really only cared about him didn't you?" Ph7 asked with a head tilt and annoyed glare.

"Hey, that's not true at all! … I care about Gaako too." PcC huffed. "Maybe Clara, less so for Azz, but definitely Ameri-chan as well! None of you happen to be them, so the fault is really on you for not being better." She could respect a girl with a specific interest with what she wanted in a relationship.

"Regardless, we're all safe now, in a golden place with plenty of stuff to snag, and rooms to enjoy." Ph7 smirked. "Even the Calamity Cult is enjoying themselves."

"Chocolate Clara is a go!" PcB was swimming in the fondue fountain. "There's a level of sweetness I have yet to achieve!"

"Yeah, I'm not eating that now." PC D deadpanned, looking towards PH2, who's been rather close to her ever since the parade. "Are you going to miss the scales? It wasn't a bad look on you."

"No thank you, I work hard to keep my skin and hair smooth. Besides, I never want to feel that cold again. It was an unnatural abomination that I am baffled you can live through." He responded flippantly.

"A shame, wonder what they felt like."

"Probably the same as it felt when you had skin."

"Yeah, that was weird." PCD looked off idly. "I guess when we were doing that spell, my mind kind of drifted off to Izuku. Mostly because it was his crazy plan and we were trying to make sure he didn't get himself killed…"

"So basically everyday." The laugh they shared was cute! PH 2 was finally softening up!

"...Yeah, true, but I also thought about how he looks, the most normal, and I sorta wanted a taste of what that felt like."

"Didn't you used to exist in a normal life with Eiko before she dragged you into our life? In fact the hair you grew was blond, not green."

"She has a decent family, a lot better then my devi damned dad." She rolled her eyes. "I just thought maybe things would be different if I didn't have to constantly polish my scales or worry about molting for once in my life."

"You molt?"

"I don't talk to you about what it's like in the bathroom." She shrugged.

"... So that kiss … it was-" Kiss! That sounded amazing!

"Spur of the moment." What?

"...Spur of the moment?"

"Thought I was gonna die, you were there, it was nice. Might do it again in the future, but little romance is involved."

"Right right, spur of the moment." Was the Calamity Cult just cursed to be bad at romance? "I, excuse me, I'm going to, to not go feel miserable in the bathroom."

"I thought you'd be more concerned about that?"

"What are you-CLARA! Don't you dare detonate that firework!" Well Ph2's mind was off it, going to have to bump him down later though. She looked over to Ph3, now the new Ph2 even as he played games.

"Hey, Elizabetta." PCE came up to her. "You haven't seen Izzy-I mean Izu.."

"Feel free to call him whatever you want, Ameri-chan. You don't need to hide anything from me." She wasn't about to let the entirety of the Calamity Cult suffer through their terrible relationship skills today.

"R-right. Sorry about that." PCE blushed "You haven't seen where Izzy-kun went off too? I half expected him to be eating dinner with his mom crying an entire waterfall."

"He went to the roof." Ph7 pointed to the stairs. "Said something about 'needing a breather' or something like that."

"Yeah, after all, he's the one constantly being called 'the great hero One For All.'" The former PH3 spoke. "He can take the spotlight, but he hardly knows how to handle it."

"Now that I think about it, the opportunity to talk to Ameri and Izu's parents is right in front of me." PcC stated, looking resolute. "I can't let this opportunity go to waste."

"Would you like some help?" Elizabetta offered.

"No, I'm good. I think I can use a little breather myself." PCE headed to the roof herself. Yes, finally, something was going to bloom tonight. Hopefully PH4 didn't ruin his chances like PCD.


Ameri opened the door, taking in the night. The gentle cool breeze, the distant hum of the party that stopped the complete silence from taking over, the stars lighting up the night sky. She looked around the open space, finding Izzy leaning over a railing. She quietly made her way over to him, just behind the boy before speaking up. "Nice view?" The jump he made was kinda cute.

"Ameri!" He almost fell over, but the wings he still had supported him just enough. "Ah, sorry, I didn't expect to have company. Man, these wings are a lifesaver. Wish I had them all the time." He looked at her in full. "New dress?"

"I felt like dressing up, it's a party after all. And might as well indulge ourselves since we risked our lives saving the park." Well, eighty percent of it, but that was livable numbers. "You didn't go for a suit yourself?"

"Need to be really baggy, this form is a bit of a pain in some respects. I'm so much taller, I've got fur and feathers that itch in places, I can see EVERYTHING with some enhanced senses to the point that party literally hurts to be around, my wings and tail like to unfurl whenever they want, and I can't use the bathroom because, as it turns out, I'm both genders in this state."

"I-I.." She had no idea how to take that information. "Too much information, Izzy-kun."

"Well then let's talk about something else." He said, looking up at the sky. "... You know I'm human, right?" He asked in a quiet tone.

"You know, you actually admitted we both knew when you were Deku." He groaned.

"That guy messed everything up." Izzy slapped his forehead. "I thought I could go the rest of my life without hearing that asinine nickname, and here I go using it while I essentially develop a second personality."

"You shouldn't abandon a part of yourself you know. If you just bury it you'll never be free of what it means. You just need to work out what it means to you." She offered.

"I do know what it means." He looked down at all the light across the city. "My best friend at the time, Katsuki Bakugo gave it to me when I was diagnosed as Quirkless when we were four. We both wanted to be heroes like All Might, but while I wanted to save everyone with a smile, Kachan's definition of a hero was being somebody that always wins."

"That doesn't sound too bad." Ameri admitted. "Sure, it doesn't sound as noble right next to your reasons, but if he wants to be a hero.."

"I know. He's always been capable of being a hero, and I know he'll do great in the hero course." Izzy's voice was still kept low. "The problem was that I still wanted to be a hero despite that, which pissed him off. His worldview couldn't accept the idea of someone like me, powerless, someone who could never win, be a hero, and he started beating me for it, even to the point where he told me to jump off a roof if I wanted to be born with a quirk in my next life." She felt mildly homicidal, but she held it down. What he needed right now wasn't hate towards someone else.

"And nobody stopped him because he was better right?" His silence was very telling. "Izzy, what has it been like since you've gotten here?" Izzy was quiet for a few seconds.

"It's nice. Sure it's dangerous and I haven't felt safe for a single second, but it's the best I've ever felt in years. People care, they genuinely care. And … Ameri, to me you're-" Was he going to say it? Admit their deepest feelings! Oh she wasn't ready! She just wanted a casual talk at first before they delved, she needed to prepare and everything! "-you're my rock."

So Deku and Izzy both knew how to mislead the mood, wonderful. "Oh really? How so?" The idea still made her heart flutter, but she knew it wasn't leading somewhere more...intimate.

"With you, I just … climbed. There was no pushing down, no jokes about it being impossible. You genuinely told me I should reach my dreams, that it's possible to even get there. Because of you I've been more ambitious and inspired about my life than I've ever been. I probably wouldn't have tried to Rank up if it meant I could just live in peace, because that's what was the best case scenario in my mind. But you held me steady even in dark times."

Izzy really had a way with words. Probably a result from keeping everything to himself for so many years. She just wanted to pick the boy up and start...no, slow and steady. He wasn't in the right mood yet. "You've always had the spark in you. I'm just glad I was able to help keep it lit."

"Yeah, but it's more than that. I've realized that there's more for me to reach toward, more than being a hero." He looked out at the sky. "After today, I know now for sure I can be a hero that saves everyone, but that's not enough. I want to be able to do more than that. I want to be able to reach their hearts and end this road of Apathy so many seem to be on."

"If you want to change Demon Kind, why not be the Demon King?" She asked. If Sabnocks rantings had any merit he at least thought Izzy had the potential.

"No way I can be a king, and it's not like they'll listen to him." Right, newbie to the demon world.

"You should talk to your Grandfather about it, you'd be surprised." She let them stay in silence, it was a nice peaceful moment. So peaceful that she said the first thing that popped into her head, something that had been on loop for a while. "Deku kissed me." Well that was a mistake.

"I DID WHAT!?" And he looked like he was about to die.

"I-it it was totally fine! It wasn't anything too big or intimate!" Despite her wanting more. "It was just on the forehead! Just a friendly exchange between two friends!"

"He just ruins everything! I'm sorry, that must have felt wrong. We're friends!" Okay that hurt far more than it should have.

"No, it was fine, nice even!" Great, now he was turning red all over. "I, okay, let's just let me do the same to you and we'll be even!"

He just froze. "What?" He began shaking. "W-wait a second, um, wouldn't it, you know, make more sense for, say, wicked phase, or mind altered you to, say, do that if we're being even i-in all honesty?"

"Don't psychoanalyze the situation! It's just an innocent kissing exchange between two friends that respect each other in high regard. Watch." She held him up and kissed him right on his cheek. It lasted a whole lot longer than she expected it to, but she was loving it, and so, didn't care, at least until he fell over on his back, after his wings stood stiff. "Izzy-kun?" He just sat there, silently. "Netherworld to Izzy-kun?" She poked him, getting no reaction. That wasn't good.

"Izuku-kins!" Shouted the Valac girl, busting open the door. "Azz-Azz won't let me play with fireworks, and they seem super fun and-" She saw the situation. "... Lady Red Hair …" Shoot, she needed to play this off, no one was allowed to suspect the kiss. "You killed Izuku-kins!" Not like that!

"No, he just fell over after I kissed him!" WHY DID SHE JUST ADMIT THAT!?

"You hussy!" Where did she learn that word! "I was right, then I'll just have to seduce Izuku-kins back with a kiss myself!" Those seemed to be the magic words, as the boy stood straight, looked to the edge, and jumped.

"Clara! Ameri! I'm so sorry!" Well, he could glide well enough with those wings.


Izuku, finally having his body back to normal, ate breakfast with the rest of the misfits the next day. "I can't believe we're getting to eat anything we want." Lied spoke with a grin.

"Well we agreed all of the classes had equal fun, so it's just in our humble best interests to share Kalego-sensei's paycheck." Goemon spoke cheekily, at least Izuku thought so, it was hard to tell under that fur.

"Yeah, we all had super duper funsies!" Clara spoke, happily forgetting the events, although she seemed extra possessive of him, just as much if not more after his wicked phase.

"I hardly count nearly being eaten alive and shred to pieces as fun, but I won't complain about a free meal." Azz enjoyed his well grilled Devi-sirloin, though he seemed to be avoiding eye-contact with Gaako for some reason.

"Are you sure you're okay with this Kalego? I can help chip in if you need, I know the family likes to speak about your paycheck a lot." His mom offered, looking at the large pile of food the class was eating with a bit of tepedition.

"Naberius likes to stick to promises. He wouldn't be willing to agree to anything if it meant he didn't truly believe they all had fun." Balam-sensei spoke out. Well he knew the man best.

"Of course. And don't worry, I'm happy to pay for the meal, Inko." Still felt weird for someone to call his mom by her first name. "And besides, they all tied for first place right? That means they all tied for last as well." The class paused. "So eat up, enjoy your last meal before your execution of brain cells on homework." They ate with a lot more despair than they did before.

"I must say, you look exceptionally well today. Did you get your hair done?" Mr Azazel spoke as both him and Ameri started to choke on their drinks. Where did that come from!?

"Ah yeah, your lovely daughter and the rest of my baby's friends did a wonderful job helping me. It's been a while since I've been able to dress up like this." His mother blushed a bit, and Izuku felt like burying his head under a rock. First he kisses Ameri, then Ameri kisses him, then Clara tries to kiss him, now this. Was death by awkwardness a thing? Because it was close to becoming a thing.

"I think they did a good job." Kalego spoke, glaring at Mr Azazel.

"So you never dressed up? I take it you were busy with a job?" The man asked curiously.

"Oh, I used to be a nurse." His mom spoke.

"Could you name the hospital?"

"Why are you grilling this fine lady? This is a time of celebration, not interrogation." Kalego gave a glare he only saved for Robin-sensei.

"I'm just creating a conversation. Is that so wrong Kalego, or is there something I should be made aware of?" Now Mr Azazel returned the glare, sparks forming. His life had gotten super weird.

"I'm afraid I can't, they've gotten in a bit of legal trouble recently." His mom sighed. "It was one of the reasons I was fired, they took in people with better healing magic rather than medical practice." It was either that or Grandpa blowing up the hospital. Took a while to talk him down from that one.

"Jerks, let's blow them up!" Clara shouted. Great, now he had to go through this a second time.

"Yes, Ms Midoriya did nothing wrong. Let us destroy them from the ground up!" Elizabetta joined in. Oh no, he knew where this was going.

"We must be couth about this. We'll evacuate the women and children, then blow it up." Well at least Kamui cared for the women and children, but mostly the women. Soon the entire class chanted for the destruction of the hospital, barring him, Ameri, Azz, and Gaako.

"For Mamadoriya!" Lied shouted out. Great, everyone was going to use that name from now on.

"For Mamadoriya!"

"Can we not cause mass destruction after avoiding one?" His mom asked the class.

"Aww." They pouted like children told they couldn't go play in the street.

"How'd you do that? You got them to calm down without even raising your voice." Kalego-sensei looked at her more in...admiration? That did not belong on the man's face. "What amazing power do you hold over them?"

"It's quite simple, you don't get mad at them, you just make them like you enough to feel terrible about the slightest hint of disappointment." What was the underworld doing to his mother?

"I see. Such insight." Spoke Morax, bending her knife in half. That should be more concerning than it was.

"Hey Izuku, how much do you want to bet on your mom.." Jazz started with his offer, but he couldn't finish when he was able to grab the taller teen's hands.

"If you even finish that sentence I will not tell off Azz to do what he wants to you. And believe me, he has had plans for you for a looooong time."

"Okay, we should come up with a list of rules for the class." Lied took over. "Number one is that we should never disappoint Mamadoriya. Number two should be never making Izuku mad. Anyone object to these rules?"

"No." At least the entire class was reasonable.

"Breaking news." The group turned to the TV. "Walter Park was saved yesterday as the town celebrates the new local hero, One For All." They smiled at the newscast.

"That's great Izzy, you managed to make it on the news." Ameri patted his head as he felt distinctive stares of utter hatred and admiration, although he couldn't pin it down who was giving which.

"Of course he did, the guy saved an entire park. To Izu!" Eiko raised a cup.

"To Izuku-kins!" Clara joined her.

"To One For All!" Gaako chanted.

"To One For All!" The rest of the misfits cheered. It felt great to actually have a hero name. A small part of him thought he'd never get a chance here, but here he was with a name that perfectly encapsulated what he wanted to be.

"And you did it all while keeping yourself a secret, this is why you're so set on fake names isn't it?" Azz spoke with a smirk. "Now no one will crowd you at home or school."

"Joining us are two guests with great knowledge of the hero at hand. Give it up for Roosevelt Ronove." Well it made sense that the owner of the park joined in to explain what happened. "And Lord Sullivan, one of the three great heroes."

"I spoke too soon, this is my fault, I am one hundred percent sorry." Azz spoke with sincerity. Clara hit him with a mallet. "Hey! I said sorry!"

"Yes, the heroes of Walter Park are Students of Bablys, specifically my son Romiere Ronove and the Calamity Cult!" Roosevelt answered for the interview.

"Oh come on, couldn't he have said Misfit Class? Now everyone's going to assume we're just called the Calamity Cult now." Lied complained.

"Or they just don't acknowledge we did anything when we risked our lives to just survive." Jazz muttered half hearted with a glare on the screen.

"Now, now, there were many others that played a part. Teachers and students alike fought off this attack of Magical Beasts that's being looked into." Sullivan stated.

"Well at least the man didn't blab state secrets." Mr Azazel sighed. As someone who had to work with his Grandpa, the man had his full sympathy.

"He's a moron, not an idiot. He didn't get where he was if he was incompetent at his job. We just have to accept the blunders he brings and brace for them as hard as possible." Kalego-sensei growled as he drank some wine.

"However, the biggest credit has to go to One For All, a new and upcoming hero." Izuku smiled. "Who is none other than my grandson, Izuku Midoriya! I've got a picture here too, doesn't he look so cute and cool?!" THIS MAN WAS GOING TO GET HIM KILLED!

"That bastard! Can't he understand what it means to keep him on the downlow! Does he have any idea what it means to stay undercover! No, because he has absolute zero survival skills due to massive amounts of magic!" His mom ranted.

"..Did my heart just skip a beat?" Kalego-sensei looked a little red in the face.

"The rumors were true, Sullivan is a terrible Grandpa." Balam-sensei just shook his head.

"I was told he looked like a bunny due to a magical spell. Thankfully my servant, Opera, managed to score some pics of that too, as you can see here." Izuku began banging his head on the table.

"Wait." He looked at Azz, who asked Clara for a pillow, which was given and placed on the table in front of him. "You can't lose brain cells. Now you can bang your head at his stupidity."

"Thank you. I'm glad I have such great and caring friends that look after me." He smiled, and proceeded to hit his head over and over again.

"So I take it you two might need protective custody." Mr Azazel spoke. "As a member of the border patrol, I should offer my assistance."

"That won't be necessary." Kalego and Opera spoke in tandem.

"Nine rings, the netherworld is coming to an end." Balam and Morax spoke in legitimate horror.

"Can this get any worse? Like seriously, I'm going to legitimately ask that right now, because even I have to believe the universe can't have anything…" Izuku was cut off with Eiko jumping into his chair, cradling him all over.

"Izu! You did it! You became the hero everyone should know about! The hero I knew you were since that first day! I'm so..I'm so.." Eiko cut herself short and planted her lips on his face...exactly where Ameri kissed him last night.

"EISTRING YOU HARPY!"

"GET OFF MY IZZY-KUN YOU SLUT!"

"Again, glad I stopped at just giving him sister status."

"I won yet another bet."

"Another warm kiss for a guy."

"Guys." They turned to Lied. "As someone who steals senses, mine are kinda upped, so trust me when I say that … Izuku's heart stopped beating about thirty seconds ago." He should never ask if it could get worse, it always did.