A/N: Nice spot Jss2141 I was wondering if anyone would notice that little Easter Egg. I plan to include more such Easter eggs from other classic Cartoon Network cartoons.

Ed rolled over finding his hand sandwiched between two warm melons. His brows scrunched up as he tried to remember where he was before he got his answer. "Oh, are you ready for round two?" May asked. Ed sat up and scratched his head as he looked at May.

"I mean I wouldn't say no." He said as May eyed him with a smirk.

"Too bad Ed maybe later, Marie's back." Ed rolled his eyes with a shrug.

"Alright, I'mma head out," Ed said rolling out of bed and getting dressed. May smiled as she pinched his back.

"Don't pout it's not like we won't be seeing a lot more of each other Big Ed." She said also hopping out of bed to get dressed. The two exited the room fully dressed. Marie popped her head up from the couch as she heard the two leave May's room. "Ugh, it's about time. Look ya big lump I got what you and Eddy wanted so when am I going to talk with Edd?" Ed looked down at Marie and shrugged.

"I'll leave that to Eddy I'm sure it'll be soon. Eddy doesn't really do waiting." He said heading for the door after ruffling May's hair and leaving. May smirked and bit her lip watching Ed leave. Marie crossed her arms as she looked at May.

"Alright go dry your panties or something since you're just sooooo in love." Marie hissed as May shrugged.

"Don't be jealous Marie because you're not getting any dick," May said flopping down into her recliner as Marie followed suit on the couch.

"I'm not jealous because you're fucking an idiot at least my boyfriend is smart," Marie said as May laughed.

"I think you mean ex-boyfriend," May said giving her sister a grin as Marie's face grew red.

"Yeah say whatever the hell you want, but I bet you won't be talking all that shit when Lee gets here," Marie said causing May to sit up straight and look at Marie.

"What do you mean when Lee gets here? She's not coming here…is she?" May asked and Marie took satisfaction in seeing her little sister's concern at the mention of Lee. Lee was the undisputed boss of the three. Sure Marie and May had tried to take over at one time or another, but after years of defeat they each accepted their place in the hierarchy.

"Oh yeah apparently Eddy tried to burn the bridge between them before he left, but Lee's coming to get her pound of flesh you know how she is," Marie said as May bit her lip.

"Fuuuuck! Lee's going to try and come here and boss us around." May crossed her arms under her large bust at the thought of having to listen to Lee again after all these years. There was a reason May moved out of the trailer as soon as she could. She wanted to be her own woman, not Lee's minion and Marie's puppy to kick. Sure she could take Marie one on one, but Lee tended to like things her way and that included her and Marie not stepping out of the roles Lee decided they should have. May flopped back in her chair deflated as Marie went back to watching TV.


Ed walked into Double D's apartment the thought of May still on his mind. She was a bombshell there was no doubt about it, and there was nothing like a bit of post-nut clarity to focus your mind. As he walked in he found Double D hastily scrawling notes and Eddy asleep on the couch. Ed walked over to Eddy and sat on his stomach forcing the air from his lungs and waking him up.

"Ed what the fuck!? Get off ME!" He shouted as Ed leaned over.

"Marie has the info so she wants her part of the deal," Ed whispered to Eddy who immediately stopped struggling and thought about what Ed had just said before sighing.

"Alright, alright now get off me!" Eddy growled as Ed stood up and got on the other couch. Eddy wiped the wrinkles from his shirt before flipping off Ed as he walked over to Double D who was completely oblivious to what had transpired between Eddy and Ed. "Yo Sockhead time for a break," Eddy said snatching the pencil from Double D's fingers and sticking it behind his ear. Double D continued to try and write for a few seconds before realizing he'd lost his pencil.

"What?" Double D asked sitting up from his creative daze and looking at Eddy who just sighed.

"Yo Earth to Double D can you hear me or what?" Eddy asked as Double D massaged his temples. "Good you can hear me. So look we've got some info coming in on a scam but we need to offer up something in return." Eddy said as Double D nodded his head.

"Give and take yes that logic makes sense, so what do they want?" The fact that Double D wasn't even questioning where this information was coming from or how Eddy had made the deal just let Eddy know that Double D was well and truly in this at least so far. Eddy sighed and scratched his head. "Alright, it's Marie," Eddy said as Double D took a moment to recognize what Eddy had just said before his face grew pale and his eyes wide.

"What?" Double D asked in a whisper. This drop-in Double D's tone drew Ed's attention as well as he watched his two friends. "Did you say, Marie?" Double D asked as Eddy nodded there was no point in trying to be subtle with this. He just had to come out with it.

"Yeah Marie found what we need and she won't give it to us unless she talks to you," Eddy said. Eddy looked at Double D as he saw the cogs grind to a screeching halt. Of course, they were still trying to work like there was something stuck in them preventing them from moving forward. Eddy ran a hand through his head. There was no easy way to do this so he might as well just get on with it.

"Look Double D Marie's a dirty bitch for what she did no one is going to dispute that least of all me and Ed, but all you have to do is listen to what she says. You don't have to say a goddamn thing, just listen for five minutes Hell, sit there and count the seconds if you want and then tell her to leave." Eddy said as Double D looked at him seeing that his words were starting to get through Eddy brought out his closer.

"Yeah you could sit there and listen and then walk away no one would blame you for that, but you know what you should do? Unload on her after she's said her piece. Tell her how fucked up of a human being she is and how she's lower than the dog shit you scrape off your shoe before coming home. Tell her everything you feel about her and then have her leave. That's what you deserve after the shit she pulled. It's what I'd do." Eddy said as Double D took a breath looking at Eddy and then at Ed who nodded in agreement.

It made sense after all he'd done so much for Marie and she cheated on him. Double D felt anger boiling up inside of him. He didn't get angry often and almost never in these last few years, but what Marie did he should say something he had to. Double D nodded his head and looked up at Eddy. "Alright, I'll do it." He said as Eddy gave a wide smile and clapped Double D on his back.

"Fuck yeah that's my boy! I'll tell the skank she got what she wanted." Eddy said dialing May's number and after a short exchange hung up. "They'll be here soon. Double D go take a shower you got to show your best face and then put on your best clothes. Show Marie how much better you are without her." Eddy said dragging Double D to the shower and closing the door. "I'll see to your wardrobe, my friend," Eddy said heading into Double D's room as he heard the shower turn on.

Ed walked in behind Eddy and looked at him. "You sure about this? Do you actually think Double D can actually speak up for himself?" Ed asked as Eddy shrugged.

"I think he needs to whether he can or can't doesn't matter. If Double D is going to plan this shit out for us we need him at his best which we won't get with Marie fucking with his head like this. We're so close Ed, if what Marie has is good and it better fucking be we can put some serious cash in our pockets, enough money to keep your family living their oblivious life and still have some leftover for you and May to live largely. Don't think I don't know what you two did you stud. Imagine Ed you and May living in a nice house fucking every day and watching all the fucking anime you can." Ed got a big grin on his face as Eddy rifled through Double D's closet looking for some nice threads.

"Come on Double D you gotta have some good shit in here." He said as he pulled out a crisp black short-sleeve button-up shirt. "Alright, alright I can work with this." He said pulling out a pair of red slacks with black pinstripes followed by some black loafers. "Oh, this will work just fine," Eddy said a grin forming on his face.


May walked up to Double D's door dressed in a grey shirt with a pair of D20s on her chest and some jeans and tennis shoes. Her blonde hair was tied back in a ponytail. May looked behind her at Marie who was dragging her feet. "Will you hurry up!" May hissed as Marie glared at her. Marie was dressed in a black shirt with a line of skulls going down the middle of her chest and jeans with the knees ripped out. Her boots thudded on the ground as she stood next to May.

"Don't fucking rush me May!" She growled back before turning to the door and taking a breath and then banging on the door. They waited for a moment that drug into two and right as Marie was about to bang again the door opened revealing Ed standing there like a living brick wall. He stood in a red muscle shirt with a black pattern that revealed an Oni face on the chest. He wore a slightly less worn pair of jeans and still kept his battered boots. He stepped back letting in May and Marie. Eddy sat on Double D's counter dressed in a high collar black and purple shirt with black jeans and a pair of black sneakers.

Marie's eyes scanned the room before they fell onto Double D and she nearly swallowed her tongue. Double D was wearing a black button-up shirt and red and black slacks. He had on a freshly polished pair of loafers as well. The most shocking thing was that Double D wasn't wearing anything on his head. His blonde hair was on full display swept back and glistening. Marie bit her lip. She'd never seen Double D so…impressive.

Eddy smirked seeing the look on Marie's face before hopping off the counter. "I think you have something for us?" Eddy said stepping in front of Marie. It was true Marie was taller than him, but not by much and since Double D was sitting down he was able to fully block Marie's view of him. Marie growled before taking out her phone and sending the pictures she'd taken from her Dad's computers. Eddy waited a moment before looking them over for a moment.

"Looks legit I guess," Eddy said smacking Ed in the chest. "Alright, Monobrow let's go," Eddy said as Ed walked towards the door followed by May who gave Marie a look as she grabbed Ed's hand and left closing the door behind the three of them.

Edd and Marie were left alone in his living room. Double D wasn't even looking in her direction as she sat down. "Hey, Edd." She said but Edd didn't even acknowledge her words. Instead, he pulled out his phone and typed something in before placing it on the table facing her. It was a timer with five minutes on it and counting down. Marie got Double D's message loud and clear. "Alright Edd I guess that's fair so let's not bullshit then since I'm on a timer here." Marie leaned forward looking at Edd.

"I fucked up Edd I really did I-I took you for granted, but I never stopped loving you. I know it might seem like I did, but I didn't. I was only having sex with them to get what I wanted. I know that doesn't make what I did any better in fact it might make it worse. Like I'm just some whore willing to suck whoever's dick to get what I want, but now I know that I'm just lazy! I'm a lazy bitch who wants to be taken care of and you did that. Before all, I could see is what you weren't doing for me. We weren't fucking, you weren't buying my weed, and you weren't paying attention to me. All that shit wasn't as important as I thought it was, but you were taking care of me in the most important ways." Marie blinked her eyes rapidly getting rid of the tears. "I know you probably won't forgive me, and I can't blame you for that, but I'll do anything Edd anything to prove that I'm sorry."

Double D looked at Marie as she continued to speak. He really wasn't listening to the words he couldn't really hear her over the sound of his heartbeat pounding in his chest. He wanted to rage and yell at her, but he also wanted to just kick her out. Still some small part of him wanted to listen to see how she justified what she'd done. It was his curious nature everything had a reason for doing something, right? He asked himself, so logically Marie had to have a reason for what she'd done.

Before either of them knew the timer went off. Double D reached for it and turned it off and for the first time looked Marie in the eye.


"So Eddy what do you think all this stuff means?" Ed asked as May leaned against him as he looked over Eddy's head at the list of numbers and addresses on the screen. Eddy looked at the screen enlarging it section by section and looking over the numbers and addresses.

"Hmm." He said as he pulled out his phone and started entering the addresses on his map app. "What the hell none of these places actually exist," Eddy said as he rubbed the bridge of his nose. "What the fuck do these things mean?" Eddy growled as Ed scratched his head.

"Maybe it's one of those cipher things or what's it called amagram or sonogram no that's not right," Ed said scratching his head as Ed's nonsense clicked in his head.

"You mean an anagram?" Eddy asked as Ed snapped his fingers.

"Yeah, that!" Ed said glad Eddy remembered the word otherwise it would have bugged Ed all night. Eddy looked at the addresses again and typed one in and looked it up. Once again no actual address with the name existed, but with all search engines, there were recommendations. "OK, I think I got something. These addresses are wrong, but there are all these recommendations from the search engine. "What if one of these is the actual address?" Eddy said as Ed looked at him only for May to speak up.

"That's pretty smart, but how can we tell which one it is? Some of those have like thirty similar addresses." She said as Eddy scratched his head. "It's got to be an answer in these numbers, but I think Double D will be able to figure it out once he's done with your sister," Eddy said as May gave a frown but said nothing. She wasn't about to defend Marie for what she'd done. May had gotten her this far it was all on Marie from here.

Eddy sat on the concrete and picked up a rock and began scribbling on the concrete the numbers and addresses. He'd work on this until Double D kicked Marie to the curb then he could take over for all this technical shit.


Double D looked at Marie and sat back. "You hurt me, Marie. I liked you, and I can admit that maybe I wasn't the best boyfriend. I have to ask why you didn't just leave me if I was so bad?" He asked looking at Marie before shaking his head. "I know why. You're selfish and greedy and you saw me as such a failure of a guy that I deserved to be walked all over!" He said standing up and looking down at Marie. "The bad thing is I probably would have just let you do it too if Eddy and Ed hadn't shown up, but no more!" He shouted.

Double D pointed at Marie. "You may say you're sorry, but you haven't proven that to me and I don't even know if I want you to! Just get out thanks for getting us what we need, but if you think that's going to be enough then you are sorely mistaken. Leave!" He shouted walking away from her. Marie shot up and moved to Double D.

"Edd don't you do this, you need me. I-I said I'm sorry!" She shouted grabbing his collar and pulling on it. Edd didn't know what came over him he just reacted as she pulled him around to face her he just shoved her. Edd wasn't as physically capable as his two friends, but with an intimate knowledge of physics and leverage, he knew how to put his meager weight where it counted. Marie stumbled back hard against the counter slamming her back against it and looked at Double D standing there not knowing what had come over him.

Marie looked at him standing there perturbed by the show of violence, but something about it just strummed a cord with her. Edd had always been pathetically passive most of his life. That had been what drew Marie to him in the first place. Living with Lee most of her life and being at best number two had given her a slight domination streak. She liked being in charge of someone. At first, it had been May, but when her baby sister moved out that left her with only Double D.

But after living with him for so long maybe she missed being bossed around, missed being submissive to someone. Marie stood up rubbing her back where she'd slammed against the counter and looked at Double D whose eyes were wide as saucers. "I-I didn't mean that! I'm sorr-!"

"Don't apologize!" Marie shouted interrupting Double D's apology. Marie walked towards Double D. "Hit me." She said as Double D looked at her.

"What?" He asked as Marie dropped to her knees and reached for Double D's pants. "Marie what, what are you doing st-stop it!" He shouted losing all his composure. Marie could feel his hands in her hair and on her shoulders trying to stop her as she pulled his pants down.

"Then stop me Eddward." She said reaching for Double D's underwear only for Edd to grab her shoulders and put all his weight on her forcing her to the ground with him sitting on her chest. Double D heard the door open.

"Alright, time's up!" Eddy said looking to see Double D straddling Marie's chest. Eddy took a moment to look at the two before shutting the door. "Warn us next time Edd!" Eddy shouted. Double D sat on Marie's chest barely breathing until he felt something warm and wet stroke his dick through his underwear. A chill rode through Double D as he looked down to see Marie licking the outline of his steadily hardening dick through his underwear.

"Come on Edd I know you're mad at me I promise I won't make a sound no matter what you do," Marie said as he looked down at her. Double D wanted to get off Marie to say that he wasn't the kind of person to just take out his anger like this, but something inside him did find the offer quite appealing that part was steadily growing his dick. Double D grabbed a fistful of Marie's hair causing her to hiss at the pain as he slid his briefs to the side draping his dick across her face.

Marie smiled as she licked at Double D's balls before dragging her tongue up the underside of his shaft. Double D shivered. He really wasn't a sexual creature not to say he and Marie hadn't engaged in sex before, but it was always something that Marie had initiated. He had never been the one to start, but now he was and it felt really good. Marie's tongue swirled around his tip coating it in her saliva making it easier for her to swallow its length.

Double D watched as Marie swallowed his cock down to the root watching the bulge in her throat grow as she massaged it. Double D Hissed and leaned over Marie as he came his goo flowing down her throat. There was no hesitation as Marie's throat worked to accept every shot of cum Double D delivered. Her face was red and covered in sweat and drool and it was at this moment that Double D realized that he was effectively choking Marie with his length.

He rolled off her drawing his dick from her mouth and allowing Marie to gasp and cough as she took in air. "I-I thought you were going to just let me pass out Edd!" She shouted a little as Double D stood up shoving his dick back into his pants. "Or maybe you were and you just chickened out." She said hoarsely as Edd stood up straight and looked at her. He wanted to immediately refute her statement, but thinking about everything that had happened something else came out of his mouth.

"Maybe that's what you deserve." He said simply turning towards the door. Marie looked at Edd for a moment as she stood up rubbing her throat.

"So we're back together now that you nearly choked me out, right?" Marie said as Edd stopped at the door without opening it.

"I don't know," Edd said before opening the door.


Eddy slammed the door and turned to face Ed and May. "They're "working it out" let's leave it at that," Eddy said using air quotes around working it out. Ed and May both nodded from where they sat on the concrete.

"So what were you going to tell Double D anyway?" Ed asked as Eddy sat down next to him.

"I was going to tell Sockhead I figured this shit out. See the addresses are wrong obviously, and the payment amounts are fucking insane. Three grand for a master cylinder replacement, Five grand for a new radiator? No fucking way, but what I figured out was that these are the payments for lending out the cars as well as for disposal. Marie's Pop is running a criminal rental service. Say you want to rob a bank you obviously don't use your own wheels so you go to this guy and rent an already stolen car. Commit the crime and then pay off the rental fee with some of your loot."

Eddy explained as Ed nodded only for Marie to chime in. "But if that's the case what are the addresses it's not like the rental service needs to know where the crimes are being committed they need to be able to play dumb just in case they're caught." May elaborated as Eddy snapped his fingers.

"Exactly these are drop-off locations. So Marie's dad's people can pick up the car and the payment. Now the thing about these addresses is the dates. They're weird and I figured out why. The dates tell you the right address to drop off the car and we're in luck. Tomorrow there's a drop of about three grand. Just ready for the taking! We snag that and we're golden!" Eddy shouted as Ed and May looked at him.

"Come on Eddy it can't be that easy," Ed said as May nodded. Eddy scoffed.

"Of course not, but once Double D is done talking with Marie he'll hammer out the details. Can you imagine it Ed a grand for each of us some cash to send back to your family and enough for you and the Misses over there to get a better place and this is only the beginning." Eddy said as the door opened and Double D looked at the trio outside.

"Umm her time's up," Edd said as Eddy smirked.

"Alright then now then Sockhead we've got some things to talk about," Eddy said walking into Double D's place with him and looking at Marie. "There's the door." Marie scowled and was about to open her mouth.

"She can stay." Double D said not looking at Marie as Eddy cocked a brow before shrugging.

"Whatever you say Sockhead, but enough about that let me tell you what I found out," Eddy said regaling Double D with his genius in figuring out Martin's code. Ed sat down on Double D's couch with May sitting on his lap and Marie sitting on the opposite couch.

"So I'm thinking we just get a few guns can't be too hard to come across," Eddy said only for Double to stand up.

"Woah, whoa no way Eddy!" Double D said looking at Eddy who stood up straighter.

"What do you mean no? We need firepower Double D just in case shit gets real! I mean we probably won't have to use them, but-!" Double D looked at Eddy sternly.

"No guns Eddy. I won't be a part of some shoot we're not using guns!" Eddy's face grew red as he looked at Double D.

"Alright, then what's your big plan Edd huh just go in there with some pipes and hope we can knock them all out before we get shot?!" Eddy yelled as Double D looked through his papers. The fact that Eddy didn't call him by his nickname was a testament to how frustrated Eddy was feeling. All they had to do was get this one job and shit would start to be right, but Double D was too much of a vegan to get some metal.

"Give me until tomorrow I can make some stuff so we won't have to worry about guns." Once again Double D felt that familiar rush of adrenaline as ideas spiraled around his mind like angry hornets. Eddy was about to argue further when Ed spoke up.

"Double D's right Eddy guns are too much. They're loud and really hard to get rid of. If you rush out and get us guns that will just be another trail. If we get all our stuff in-house less chance of us getting found out." Ed said looking at Eddy whose face slowly drained of red and sighed.

"Fuck it fine we'll let Einstein over here figure this shit out. I'm going to sleep." Eddy said heading into Double D's room." Double D continued to look through his papers.

"Thanks, Ed." He said without looking up as Ed nodded.

"Just do your thing Double D. You've always come through before," Ed said as he got up. "Just give me the list of stuff you need and I'll get 'em." Double D shook his head.

"Thanks, Ed but the machine shop on campus will have everything I need. I'll probably have to pull an all-nighter, but that's nothing new for me." Double D said as he gathered up his papers and stuffed them into his backpack. As he threw it on and headed for the door he felt a hand grab his own and looked back at Marie.

"I'll go with you." She said. Double D looked at her for a moment not saying anything before walking out the door followed by Marie.