"IZU!" Lied watched Eiko shout over and over as Izuku, the real one, seeing as how he was wearing the savage feral bunny suit, finally came up to them, ascending from the sky. "You're here! You're actually..no, I won't be fooled again!" She ripped off the metal mask and bunny ears of the honor student's face, grabbing his cheeks hard. "Okay, the freckles are in the right place and your eyes are the right shade of emerald green."

"E-Eiko...I'm happy to see you too, but isn't this a bit much…?"

"No! You don't know about the terrible ordeal we just went through, in fact, I need you to tell me this right now, and you need to answer me with the utmost sincerity and honesty you can muster!" Eiko brought her face close to his. "Are you dating Azz!?"

"Ew, what the..just, no! Since when do you buy into those rumors!?" Izuku looked ready to throw up. "The day I do something as fucked up as that I want to be thrown off a cliff into shark infested waters because I'd be way past the point of any professional help."

"Good, listen, some student messed with our heads and showed us stuff not there." Lied explained to the boy, who suddenly gained a worried glint in his eye.

"Said stuff involves living nightmares that plague your soul?" Izuku asked, looking worried.

"Yeah, it wore off after the pot was taken. What about you?" Eiko asked.

"...I spent a good amount of the entire day yesterday constantly being tormented by everyone I loved and was constantly bated to kill myself." Well shit. Their troubles could be very downplayed compared to that mess.

"Look dude, you went through a lot compared to us, so you get the choice. Want to do this the Misfit way, or the Calamity Cult way?" Lied asked him.

"Right now I'm more in the mood to punch whatever bastard put us through whatever hell we just went through, but I'll settle for winning the Harvest Festival now."

"The Misfit way it is." Eiko nodded. "Problem is that said bastard took the pot, so we can't grow it." Izuku opened his mouth. "And don't you dare think about using Omniscience." And closed it right up.

"Nagayo." The two turned to the little smelly guy next to Izuku.

"Oh hey, Nafra! Still want to help out?" Izuku turned to the little demon, somehow NOT affected by the stench. "Oh right, guys, this is Nafra. He's the one that helped me get the seed and helped me out of the cave."

"Thank you for that Narfra, he can be a little reckless at times." Eiko, one hand still covering her nose, held out the other.

"Nagayo." With what seemed like a relenting nod, the thing shook her hand. "Nagayo."

"Alright, we have a full team. Now to get that pot back." They spent enough time getting set back already. "I'll use my ability again like when I found Kaumi. I can try and narrow down where the bastard went." Lied began adjusting his headphones.

"Wait a second." Izuku spoke up. "I got an idea from Walter Park that I tested out with Barbatos. I can share the strain with you through contact. Two people looking are better than one."

"Make it three then." Eiko grinned. "I'll add my Mana to the mix, not like I'm casting spells or anything with it."

"Good, whatever, just make sure to be careful. The last thing we need is for all of us to be out of it." Lied warned.

"Alright, everyone get in a circle and hold hands." The trio did as such, though Eiko gripped Izuku's hand harder than Lied's, not that he was complaining. "Also, this'll probably sting a little, but hopefully we can do this without any of the mutations."

"Mutations?"

"You think I purposely chose to go Skvader mode during the parade?"

"I mean, your suit looks like a killer rabbit…"

"...You know what, I'm just going to own it by this point. It's way better than the Azz rumors by any means."

"Tell me about it, those are the worst." Eiko held in a gag. "I'll never doubt you again."

"Doubt what?"

"Exactly." Regardless, they focused, mana a lot easier to control this time around, their network expanded, searching fast and fast. It was about as easy as his super stress sensory deprivation state.

Idle conversations of random students could be heard. "Damn you mother, just end me now!" "You think these plants are worth anything?" "FOR THE LORD!" "WOOF WOOF!" "MORE LAVA! MORE FIRE FLOWERS!'' Sounds like a slightly above average day.

"Ah, Kerori, I have to say this is nice." Wait, Elizabetta. He let the others hear as well.

"What, why are you smiling?" Izuku started.

"His vision had Elizabetta, he's obsessed." Eiko explained. "Been a real bummer about it as well."

"Look, the point is we found someone with large numbers and animals, cause she's with Kerori." He explained, causing their eyes to widen, getting it.

"So we just narrow down where they are, and we can ask for help on it." The nerd realized.

"Yep, now where are-" The visions returned, though it showed off a little more than he intended.

"Yes, I discovered this hot spring a while ago, it's amazing." Kerori spoke out.

"Splashy water fun!" Clara waved her hands in the spring, without any clothes on. As well as the other girls.

They were all naked. As for the trio in question, Izuku was frozen in shock with a red face and gaping mouth, Eiko blinked in absolute shock, and as for Lied …

"Thank you Devi, for letting me be born with such a gift." Tears of joy.

"I-I just saw my best friend naked." Izuku said with a voice in absolute dread, looking pretty dead on the inside. "I saw everything."

"I must say, you've developed quite nicely, Clara." Elizabetta spoke bitterly. Oh, they were still on.

"Turn it off! This is an invasion of privacy!" Eiko tried to scream at him. Please, she only cared because Izuku was watching.

"We can't completely cut the connection until we narrow it down, we need to keep SOMETHING active, and it's either the ears or the eyes, take your pick." He justified, while true he still wanted to hear.

"I've become a pervert." Izuku was still looking pretty braindead. "I have to take responsibility now."

"Respons-" Eiko eyes widened, before turning to Lied again. "STOP LOOKING AT PORN, SHAX! YOU'VE CORRUPTED MY IZU!" She attempted to strangle him. "The only one he'll take responsibility for is me!"

"Now then, I need your help in a special matter." Kerori spoke out. "I need you to use seduction and get me access into the castle, there's a certain dragon I need to remove from existence."

That bolted everyone into position. "Wait, Gaako's … you don't think she means …" Izuku muttered, now focusing on the situation at hand.

"Gaako said they weren't on speaking terms at the moment. I just assumed Kerori was just mad because Gaako figured out Kerori was Kuromu."

"Wait, Kerori is Kuromu?" Lied asked the most important question at the time. "And your...oh, okay. Suddenly everything is making sense now, somehow."

"Yeah, let's focus on the fact our friends are probably trying to kill each other." Izuku diverted.

"Of course we can seduce our way in." Clara giggled. "We're super good and going to have super fun doing it. And you have so many animals to play with!"

"Of course she views it like a game." Eiko muttered.

"I could do without the water in my ear though." Clara said. "It's really hard to hear. How can I talk to Izuku-kins with only one ear?" Oh no.

"Lied, cut the feed, cut the feed!" Izuku freaked. "We've done enough already!"

"Oh, it appears we've been listened to by a pervert." Oh nono. "I'm disappointed." The magic stopped out of sheer despair.

"She's … disappointed …" Lied banged his head against the ground. "End me."

"Oh shut it you pervert! You got yourself into this mess!" Eiko kicked him as he was down, literally. "And as for you Izu, before you start overthinking everything.." Eiko took Izuku's hand and placed it on her chest, specifically on her right boob. "There, this is now the second time we've done this. You don't have to worry about anything." Izuku hit the ground. "... So I'm the only one conscious?" Well, Lied was just keeping his head down, but why split hairs?

"Nagayo."

"Oh, two, perfect number to drag two bodies."


Gaako tapped her throne, listening to the loyal soldiers fight outside. So far so good, the resistance seemed to be in place. It was looking like they would hold out the Beast Kingdom. However, she still needed a trump card just in case.

"Any word on Asmodeus?" She asked Konatsu, who just arrived for a progress report.

"No, my Empress. His royal hotness hasn't been located in any of the mayhem." None of these whelps were worthy to speak her lover's name. "Nor has he been in any of our established strongholds. It appears he has isolated himself from the war altogether.

"Then send a search party out into the forest. I don't know what the ice witch is planning, but if we all just sit back and expect this to be the only offence, then we are dead." She needed her lover's strength at the moment.

"Oh Alice, why couldn't you have been with me at the start? We could've founded this empire together. You as my loyal knight, and me, as your dominating Overlord that commands every and all whims you have."

"Wait, you call him Alice?" She glared. "Right right, not my place."

"See to it that everyone knows." She wont have any harlots taking her boy toy away anytime soon. "The Pink Haired Prince is MY treasure, and I'll bite off the heads of anyone that dares to even look at him funny."

"Y-yes mam." The girl nodded. The door slammed open.

"Six more casualties!"

"Shut up!" Picero yelled from his pillow. "Just send them to get their injuries treated."

"They have no physical injuries. It's all mental. They've been seduced!"

"What the..but the ice bitch doesn't have...of course." Gaako realized. "She teamed up with the hoars of the Misfit Class. I should've known."

"Mam, we can stave off the beasts, but none of us have developed any … defense against…"

"Because you're perverts." Every girl there spoke simultaneously. Why didn't she sacrifice these morons first?

"Should we lower the drawbridge and let them fend for themselves?" Dosanko asked.

"Nah." Spoke Picero. "Too much work to sacrifice you all, just let whatever happens happens." Oh right, they were bleeding hearts that just acted crazy. Huh, crazy bleeding hearts...she felt like she was missing something for some reason...like she should've been helping someone else this entire time.

"Oh shit the guys!" Wow, she completely lost it. What happened to her? "Ah, I got so focused on taking over the world I completely forgot about Izuku and Eiko! Please, Please tell me they aren't dead!"

"Wait, I thought you just wanted to take over the Harvest Festival?"

"Semantics! There's a duo of morons that I need to find now!" She took off her crown and tossed away her staff, jeesh, she became her father. "Has anyone seen any other members of the Calamity Cult in the area?"

"Ah, there have been signs of a terrifying green rabbit hopping around the trees nearby, but other than that, nothing." Azuki notified her.

"That's definitely Izuku! Thank you Devi, he hasn't slowed down at least. And where Izuku goes, Eiko follows." She made her way to the exit. "Okay, we're all going to make a break for it. Follow me to the emergency.."

"GAAKO!" An icy cry of anger filled the halls.

"Oh shit, I did it now. When did I become the crazy one in this cult?"


"The halls have been breached." A soldier shouted.

"We must trust our lord and empress to handle the intruder."

"The frontal assault has failed."

The absolute chaos of the field took precedence over all sentient thought. Everything must be memorized for when you have a chance to think while not dying. That was the absolute destruction they had to face.

"Commander, the second wave has fallen as well. We're on our last legs here."

"Don't you dare give up on me now, soldier! We didn't dedicate our lives to the new world order just to falter at the first sign of hardship! We follow through to the end!"

"They're becoming too vicious!" A woman shouted. "I need help!"

"Begone foul beast!" With a gust of wind, the animals fell. "The maidens have been saved."

"Goemon!" They cheered. A wave of malicious intent was formed, tracing back from a bird.

"So uncouth. You should've joined me when I offered my hand, Garp!" A small demon bird rode on the backs of one of the terrifying avians. "Now you'll pay for rejecting my comradery and hoarding all these ladies to yourself!"

"My humble self hoards no ladies! The blade is my only true path!"

"Then you're an even bigger fool than I realized! Brothers, swarm him! Peck him apart one by one! And remember the absolute truth! All women, regardless of species, are queens!" They howled loudly, bigger enemies on the horizon marching in.

"Keep to your training, don't hold back, and focus on the battle. Remember the oath our humble army has spoken! In the name of our great lords, if she breathes, she's a thot!" They charged meeting the enemies head on.

"Sir! The Queen of Beasts has broken through! She heads toward our Empress as we speak!" In the midst of the fighting, one of their sworn brothers called out.

A pillar of ice was formed in the castle, launching two figures in the air. He could recognise the leader of the Koopa Empire being held by the Queen of Beasts, landing near the midst of battle, at the edge of the forest. "At long last, I have caught you, traitor. You shall be frozen in eternal black for all eternity for betraying your queen. "Any last words?"

"Yeah, we're all crazy. I'm somehow the craziest member of the Calamity Cult now."

"This probably breaks my top five of the most unbelievable moments I've had to live through." The voice cut them off, turning to see … a Skvader? Even the beasts looked confused.


When she said they were preparing for war, Izuku never thought up anything of … this scale. "How did you guys let it get this far? It's a freaking ranking festival for Devi's sake. Shouldn't you just be worried about ranking, and only ranking?"

"Yes, a festival with only one winner! Our glorious queen!" Shouted Kamui with a raised wing.

"No, it shall be our lords, you vile beasts!" Goemon retorted with a raised blade.

"And people think I'm the one with a cult? You developed two micronations in the span of three days and are already going to war. How, just, how did it get this far? Gaako, you're supposed to be my most sane friend."

"I honestly blame myself for this one. One moment I'm in the cage, next thing I know I'm eating people and planning wars. Oh, hey Eiko."

"Hey Gaako." Said girl waved as if she was expecting this. "So how's taking over the world working out for you?"

"Kind of in the middle of executing a traitor here." Kerori gestured to her still holding the dragon girl by the collar.

"She just decided not to work with you!" Eiko defended her friend. "What's so traitorous about that!?"

"All are either under my heel or obliterated by my kingdom, there is no in between!" She shouted with crazed eyes.

"... I fully blame the training, it drove us all to absolute insanity, then the forest just doubled it." Lied observed. He wasn't in the wrong.

"So let me get this straight. Everyone here.." Izuke pointed to everyone in the war. "...Is completely fine with killing one another for the sake of their 'queens'?"

"Technically we're killing the beasts, and the beasts are killing the students." One guy spoke up. "The only one actually fine with killing demons is Kamui the right hand, the Ice queen of the beast kingdom, and Gaako the Lord of Domination."

"I stand by my actions! Her beauty is my will!" Kaumi proclaimed. "I shall slay a million in the name of her dazzling glory!"

"... Riiight. I'm going to end this." Izuku just decided, taking a deep breath of frustration.

"Oh, you and what army?" Kerori grinned madly, the beasts glaring and students' weapons raised.

"My army of me. After all, you're the one going up against One For All. I always have the strength of everyone backing me." He was fully confident and motivated right now, and he wasn't about to let it go to waste for even a second.

"Izuku, buddy, you know that we can't fight all those animals and win right?" Lied spoke with a shiver.

"Also Izu, hitting a student with direct intentions of harm gets us disqualified." Eiko added in. "Not for lack of trying mind you."

"I know. That's why most of the combos I developed were primarily made for scouting and collecting, but there's always more than one way to fight." He took a good look at Goemon, and he already knew Elizabetta was in the area somewhere. "I just kinda … feel embarrassed by the effects." His shoulder blades began to glow as he raised his arms up.

Goemon raised his sword. "Stand back, I feel my power has been tampered with in some way or form!" He shouted, but it was too late.

"Midnight Special!" A thick pink mist was released from every pore of his body rapidly, spreading it towards the approaching armies quickly, so none could escape. It was all over. "Well, we should get a move on before anyone starts acting funny."

"Hah, you think something like that's going to stop me!" Kerori marched right towards him. "What makes you think….that…" Her face was starting to get woosy. "...heh, you know, you really look like a bunny. A cute, fluffy bunny I could just cuddle next to all day." Kerori attempted to reach out her arms for a hug, but Eiko got in the way and shoved her to the ground.

"What happened to that 'sister status'?" Gaako laughed at the display. Oh shit, he forgot to make it avoid her! "What did…" Oh boy, her eyes were getting googly. "...why did I not notice you until now?" Why did she feel the need to lick her lips?

"Gaako! You swore to me you weren't into him! Why did you have to backstab me like this!" That illusion must've really put Eiko on the edge if she was looking like she was seconds away from strangling her best friend. "Don't make me get out the rusty fork!"

"Eiko, hold off, it's not what you're thinking." Izuku explained, trying to fend off the foxes rubbing against his legs and the hawk making his hair it's new nest. "They've just been exposed to a ton of pheromones in the air I just created. They don't know what they're saying."

"Pheromones?" Lied asked, making sure to avoid the mist as much as possible. "So that's Elzabetta's bloodline you used, right?"

"Combined with Goemon's, yeah. It makes the people breathing it in more susceptible to suggestion. The only problem…" Kerori got up and started clinging to his back. "It does it through arousal."

"Let me guess, you'll keep this in the 'prototype' section with Omniscience right?" Lied asked with a skeptical glare, looking at the drooling animals.

"Yep … hey you know Elizabetta best, how effective is it at say, half power?" Izuku asked, now backing up from a-holy fuck Gaako was purring at him.

"Want to head back to my dungeon~" Gaako suggested. No, keep the foreplay away from him! You have Azz to play out all your kinky fantasies!

"As you can tell, effective enough you need to manipulate them to follow it with a reward system or they'll pounce on you." Lied said, preparing to make a break for it.

"I'm usually into ladies … but then again that dress looked very nice." Kamui spoke with the gaze he always had on women.

"Indeed. I'm preparing to lay down my life for you, Midoriya-sama!" Goemon bowed. "Use me how you wish!"

"Fuck. Those rumors were just starting to die off!" Izuku screamed into the sky.

"Wait a second, I have a stupid idea." Eiko spoke out. "Which of you loves him the most!?"

"I do!" A beat of silence before all living things glared at one another.

"And thus, the great battle of demon and beast evolved into a battle for the love bunny." Spoke a robe wearing guy in a tree, writing down in a book very fast.

"WHO EVEN ARE YOU!?" Not the time, he'll figure this out later. "Okay, if you all really love me, then you'll stop the fighting and answer a few simple questions."


Elizabetta looked at the cage. "Now then, you'll tell me all the secret entrances to the castle, okay?" She asked the lovely little boys inside of the cage.

"Yes mistress, I'll tell you everything!" Ha, too easy. She barely had to wink at them. She leaned down.

"Then please, tell me about the castle. Tell me … eve .. re ...thing." She finished, giving a light lick to the metal.

"Too sexy!" They fainted. So weak. Looks like she went through another batch without results.

"Tea Party Lady, I don't think this is working out." Valac called from the cage she interrogated from, piles of worn out bodies panting and on the verge of passing out. "They can't handle my playtime! None of them have Izuku-kins energy." It hurt that she knocked out more people than her.

"It appears we've become too sexy … let's move onto the stronger wills and work from there." She looked around the cages. She needed someone very devoted … there we go. Someone was still glaring at her. "It appears someone is in high spirits."

"Go ahead, I'll never betray the Lord and his kindness!" Oh, she didn't expect one of her fellow Succubus Battler members to appear. Konatsu if she recalled. "He is unparalleled in beauty, wisdom, and power!"

"Unrivaled you say … perfection is so … dull don't you think?" Even if she wasn't her main target, it didn't hurt to practice. All creatures couldn't ignore her sexniess.

"Don't you dare even try temptress! I see beyond your shallow and whorish ways! My love for the great Lord Goemon goes much deeper than your pitiful beauty!"

"Oh, I understand." She placed a hand down. "Beauty is only skin deep, one must go … deeper." She slid closer to the caged girl. "Make their very own soul attractive."

"My love is pure, unlike your floozy attempts! Everyone knows you couldn't get a guy, let alone a rat to like you even if you tried!"

"Who says I'm just getting a guy?" She moved her lips in closer.

"Wha-what?" That seemed to cut her off. "N-no! I won't be tainted! You can't pull that act on me! You can't even pull off the nice girl act unlike Valac! We all know she's genuine about it!"

"Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm way more…!" She was gripping the girl's collar, making her nervous in the wrong kind of way. "Shit! Why now of all times!"

"Sorry, I get it, the wrong spot was hit, just don't end me!" She screamed in fear.

"No, I'm nice, people like me right?" She asked the girl.

"I mean, you act nice to everyone, especially the guys, but that's really all you do. There's nothing more than that." Konatsu shrugged. "You never do anything serious about it. Maybe if you actively made advances, actually tried being in a relationship instead of, ah, I'm not sure how to put this, how did that Eiko girl put it...let's just call it friend-zoning."

She's been blind. Of course Valac was ahead of her, the girl spent every day advancing herself for the man she truly loved. What had she done, other than pick apart their pros and cons? She can't truly seduce someone …. Unless it was someone she wanted to seduce, unless it was someone that liked her...that loved her, and that she loved back!

"Thank you." She smiled warmly. "You've shown me the error of my ways." She leaned down. "As a reward …"

""I'm gonna go explore, maybe find Izuku-kins, see ya!" Clara ran off, leaving the two alone.

"See, that's the kind of devotion I can respect!" Konatsu pointed out. "There's tons of guys I'd love to seduce, but if you really want something, you gotta delve head first into it. I was actually aiming for Sabnock until I ran into Goemon. So after this crazy war is done, I'm not wasting the chance on anyone else hooking him in."

Choose someone and hook into them … yes, she'd do that. "I suppose I should thank you then." She placed a hand on the girl's shoulder. "In my own … special way."

"Look, you're pretty, but I was being serious about the Goemon thing." Oh she knew. This was just a side thing. One last hu ha before she went after her truest husband.

"Elizabetta!" A familiar cry called out her name. "Elizabetta, where are you, I was-oh, you're here!" PH1 came into sight. "Ah, I'm not interrupting anything, aren't I? The war's over. Izuku ended the entire thing."

"... What did-what now?" Everyone still awake asked.

"Yeah, he seduced the whole war into ending."

...

"He did WHAT?!" How the fuck did PH4 do something even she couldn't! "How, how the hell did that happen!? I can't even do that!"

"Oh, it's a whole thing with his ring. He's able to use your bloodline. That's about as much as I know." Okay, so it wasn't natural, that was a bit of a relief.

"Wait, was anyone not affected?" She asked him, a bit curious.

"No, me and Eiko didn't get hit by it, Gaako and Kerori are basically playing tug-a-war with his arms at the moment, most of the beast are suffocating him in a pool of cuddling, the soldiers are dedicating a shrine in 'the love bunny's' name, and Kaumi is probably going to have nightmares about today after the mist wear's off." What a shame, guess he didn't like anyone. "Ah, so since you're not love-drunk at the moment, I have to ask...do you like me!?"

She blinked in utter confusion. "I told you I did, didn't I?" The look of relief was pretty cute on PH1 … on H1.