Disclaimer: I don't own Pretty Little Liars.
Author's note: This is dedicated to Emma G, Kelly Z and Bella Watson Junior.
Author's note 2: I got the idea for this oneshot from a dream I had.
Sister vs sister
On the top of a hill from which you can see the entire town of Rosewood, two girls stand.
They are Alison DiLaurentis and her twin-sister Courtney.
Alison stare with anger right into her twin's eyes that look so much like her own.
Both girls are very pissed off.
It is clear how much they hate each other.
"You stole my life, my friends, my dildos and everything else. I won't allow any such crap, fake me." says Alison.
She consider Courtney no more than a lesser replica of herself.
That's how low Alison's opinion of her own sister is.
"Like wrong. Ali, you're the faker. I had our sexy looks first." says Courtney.
"Fuck no. I'm the better sister." says Alison.
"How retarted are you? Everybody know I am the most sexy one of us." says Courtney.
"I disagree very much. You're only a lame copy of me, bimbo." says Alison.
"Who are ya callin' a bimbo, bimbo?" says Courtney.
"Don't ya dare to call me a bimbo!" says Alison.
Courtney and Alison both open their red trenchcoats, revealing swords on their belts.
They draw their swords and starts a sword-fight...to the death.
Both girls fight to kill.
"Kiss your shit goodbye." says Alison.
"Same, sister." says Courtney.
Both girls look nearly the same.
They also both wear the same outfit...tight black latex t-shirt, black leather tights, black shoes and red trenchcoat with a hood.
The only way to tell the difference is that Alison's hair is curly and Courtney's is straight and a bit longer.
Alison and Courtney even have the same voice.
"I've no sister." says Alison.
Alison is so rude and sassy that she doesn't even consider Courtney her true sister, even though she very much is.
"Hey! Me is your sister, Alison!" says Courtney.
"No! All you are is some skinny loser of a chick who happen to look kinda like me, no more." says Alison.
"What...? Fuck!" says Courtney.
"I'll never sex my weaker self." says Alison.
Alison cut towards Courtney's left shoulder.
Courtney manage to block at the last second.
"Prepare to die." says Alison.
"Shit no!" says Courtney.
"Fuckin' crap!" says Alison.
Courtney tries to stab into Alison's heart, but Alison easy block the attack.
"Ya gotta do way better if you're trying to win." says Alison.
"Go eat poop, Alison!" says Courtney.
"Uh...like, no, thanks!" says Alison.
Alison cute off a piece of Courtney's hair.
"Stop, that's my hair!" says Courtney.
"Who the fuck cares?" says Alison.
Alison cut off more of Courtney's hair.
"Leave my hair alone!" says Courtney.
Courtney tries to cut at Alison's left boob, but Alison block the attack very easy.
"Just give up." says Courtney.
"Never in Hell, bimbo." says Alison.
"Fuck!" says Courtney.
"I'm goin' to kill ya." says Alison.
"No. I'll kill you, Ali." says Courtney.
"That's not true." says Alison.
"Let me kill ya." says Courtney.
"Why?" says Alison.
"Lick ass!" says Courtney.
Alison cutt off a piece of Courtney's coat.
"My outfit..." says Courtney.
"C'mon, are you a wimp?" says Alison.
"Fuck, no!" says Courtney.
"You're never gonna be as cool as I am, loser." says Alison.
"I'm not a loser, you are, sister." says Courtney.
"That's not true." says Alison.
"Really? Fuck it." says Courtney.
"Yes, loser!" says Alison.
Courtney cut towards Alison's neck, but Alison block the attack very easy.
"Shit." says Courtney.
"I won't be killed tonight." says Alison.
"Neither will me. I was born first. That's why I'm the best sister." says Courtney.
"We were born at the same time. Ya don't hold birthrights over me, stupid bimbo. I'm going to kill you and then no one's ever gonna talk about you ever again 'cause they'll only love me." says Alison.
"You're a poop-brain, Ali. I'm so much more sexy than you are." says Courtney.
"That's wrong! You're lame and I am amazing." says Alison.
"No, not true!" says Courtney.
"If you give up I'll let you live." says Alison.
"There's no way I'm gonna give up!" says Courtney.
"Well, then you're going to die." says Alison.
Alison cut off some of Courtney's hair again.
"Stop!" says Courtney.
"Uh...no, thanks." says Alison.
"Please..." says Courtney.
"I hate you." says Alison.
"I hate ya too!" says Courtney.
"I know that, girl." says Alison.
Alison stab her sword into Courtney's left boob.
Courtney cry and scream in pain.
"Yes!" says Alison.
Large amounts of blood float out from Courtney's wound.
When Alison pull out the sword, Courtney fall down and die.
"Sexy. I won." says Alison.
Alison cut off Courtney's head.
"Goodnight, bimbo." says Alison.
Alison takes Courtney's wallet and phone.
"Ignis, eam sume et munda hoc mundo vivo. Stultam sororis animam amove. Da mihi virtutem sexualem. Fuck, yeah." says Alison as she burn Courtney's head and body.
Alison then walk home.
The End.
