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Kevin
At the Pastoria City Pokemon Center, Eddy is giving the nurse Golbat and Absol's pokeballs. As she takes them to another room to get treated, Eddy turns to Ed and Edd.
"Well boys, while they're getting healed, let's have some lunch to celebrate winning our Fen Badges." said Eddy.
"Oh boy." cheers Ed. Edd, on the other hand was scratching his chin.
"Wait a minutes, fellows. I just remembered something." said Edd.
"What is it, sockhead?" asked Eddy. Edd points at Eddy.
"You have a Graveler, correct?" said Edd.
"Last time I checked." replied Eddy. Edd turns to Ed and points at him.
"And you have an Electabuzz, correct?" said Edd.
"Yep." replied Ed.
"That means you two can trade them to evolve them." said Edd.
"Hey, yeah." said Eddy.
"I forgot." said Ed. A trainer nearby walks over to them.
"Hey. If you want to trade your Pokemon, the trade machine is in that room over there." said the trainer, pointing at a doorway leading to a room. Ed grabs Eddy by the arm.
"Let's go, Eddy." said Ed. He runs to the room dragging Eddy along while Edd follows them. Inside the room, Ed puts Electabuzz's pokeball on a pedestal connected to one side of the trade machine and Eddy puts Graveler's pokeball on a pedestal connected to the other side of the machine. Edd grabs a lever on the trade machine and pulls it while watching a monitor attached to the machine. Electabuzz and Graveler's pokeballs glowed white and vanished. Edd watches the monitor as a silhouette of Electabuzz and a silhouette of Graveler go past each other on the monitor. Seconds later, Graveler's pokeball appears on Ed's pedestal while Electabuzz's pokeball appears on Eddy's pedestal.
"Okay, fellows. Let's trade back." said Edd. He pulls the lever again and the pokeballs vanish. He watches the monitor and saw silhouettes that looked different from the previous ones go past each other. Seconds later, Electabuzz's pokeball appears on Ed's pedestal and Graveler's pokeball appears on Eddy's pedestal. Ed and Eddy take the pokeballs.
"Okay, lumpy, let's see if our Pokemon evolved." said Eddy.
"Okay, Eddy." said Ed. They throw the pokeball and release the Pokemon inside. Electabuzz was now bulkier, his fingers and feet were now black, his eyes were now red and had a black, horizontal stripe over each of them, and he now had two long, black tails that were red on the ends of them. Graveler now had a tortoise-like head with a spherical body covered in brown, plated rocks.
"Sweet." said Eddy. Edd takes out the pokedex and points it at the newly evovled Electabuzz.
"Electivire, the Thunderbolt Pokemon and the final form of Elekid. It pushes the tips of its two tails against the foe, then lets loose with over 20,000 volts of electricity." said the pokedex. Edd then points the pokedex at the newly-evolved Graveler. "Golem, the Megaton Pokemon and the final form of Geodude. It tumbles down mountains, leaving grooves from peak to base. Stay clear of these grooves."
"Yay!" cheered Ed, running to his Electivire and hugging him. Eddy walks over to his Golem and pats him. Golem smiles in response.
"Congratulations, you two." said Edd. The pokedex suddenly chimed. Edd looks at it. "Ed, according to this, your Electivire no longer has the Static ability, instead it now has the Motor Drive ability."
"What's that, Double-D?" asked Ed.
"It increases Electivire's speed when he's hit with an electric type attack and takes no damage from it." replied Edd.
"Cool." said Ed.
"Now we must celebrate, not only for winning the Fen Badges, but also Eds Grotle and Electabuzz evolving, as well as your Graveler evolving, Eddy."
"Then lets grab some lunch. I'm starving." said Eddy.
"Yeah." said Ed. The Eds left the trading machine room and entered the cafeteria. While things were going so well with the Ed, things weren't going so good for the kids back at the Cul-De-Sac. The Kankers have been out to get all the kids who chased the Eds that day. All the Cul-De-Sac kids haven't been leaving their homes a lot in recent day with the Kankers on the loose. Jimmy was hiding under his bed trembling with fear, Sarah was still scrubbing the inside of her ears, and Jonny kept Plank close to him at all times. Pretty soon, Kevin couldn't stand being cooped-up inside anymore and went out to ride his bike. He biked as fast as he could while looking around for any signs of the Kanker Sisters. As he rode down the middle of the street, he heard some giggling from behind him. He looks back and to his horror, he sees May and Lee Kanker running after him. He began pedalling faster than he ever did before.
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE EDS ARE, YOU TWO!" yelled Kevin. He suddenly realized something. 'Two? Aren't there three stupid Kankers?' Kevin asked himself. All of a sudden, he felt his neck snag on something. He was yanked off his bike and he fell to the ground. He looked around and he saw a rope with one end tied to a lamp post with Marie holding the other end. The Kankers lured him into a trap. Lee and May quickly caught up and pounced on Kevin and tied him up. May and Marie carried Kevin off to the trailer park while Lee brought Kevin's bike. Ten minutes later, Kevin was tied to a post at the trailer park with the Kankers surrounding him.
"Okay. We know that you probably already know what this is about. We already got to the bald kid, the board, the runt with braces, and his little girlfriend; now it's your turn. WHERE ARE OUR BOYFRIENDS?!" asked Lee.
"Look! I don't know where those dor.." Kevin began to say before Lee got close to Kevin's face with her teeth bared and her fist in front of Kevin's face, making him rethink his next words. "I mean...I don't know where your boyfriends are." Kevin said.
"Not talking, huh? Well we have ways of making you talk." said Lee. She snaps her fingers and May and Marie go behind their trailer and come out with Kevin's bike.
"Hey! Leave my bike alone!" yelled Kevin.
"Are you going to tell us where our boyfriends are or are we going to have to take desperate actions?" asked Lee.
"I don't know anything about where those dorks are!" yelled Kevin. Lee quickly turns her head towards Kevin with a snarl because of Kevin's insult to their "boyfriends". She snaps her fingers and May goes over to a toolbox and pulls out a set of wire cutters. She runs over to the bike and uses them to clip one of the spokes on the front wheel.
"NOOOO! Leave my bike alone you crazy girl!" yelled Kevin. The insult made May clip another spoke. Kevin struggled to get free of his bindings to try and save his bike. But every five seconds, May clipped another spoke. Four minutes later, every spoke was clipped and Kevin was in tears. "My bike." Marie went to the toolbox and pulls out...a key. "What are you going to do with that? Unlock a door?" Kevin asked. Marie goes to the bike, puts the key against the center part of the bike frame and starts putting a very long scratch on it with the key. "NOOOO!" Marie scratched every part of the bike frame. Lee reached into the toolbox and pulls out a mallet. She begans bashing the bike frame with it until it was a mangled mess. They also pulled off the handlebars and punctured both tires. Kevin was a hysterical mess.
"So are you going to talk, or not?" asked Lee.
"I swear I don't know where the Eds are! We were chasing them until we lost them at the airport. We don't know what happened to them after that. The police and the Eds' parents have been trying to find them for weeks." said Kevin with tears in his eyes and sweat pouring down his face. Lee stared at Kevin's face for a minute before he snaps her fingers. Dropping the warped pieces of metal and rubber that was once Kevin's bike, they went to Kevin and untied him. Kevin quickly ran to his ruined bike, picked up the pieces, and ran off as May kicked Kevin in the butt.
"So now what?" asked May.
"Who haven't we 'talked to' yet?" asked Lee.
"The boy with the farm animals and that blonde girl who does cheerleading at our school." replied Marie.
"Okay. We'll go after them. We won't stop until our boyfriends are back, safe and sound." said Lee. Less than a mile away from the trailer park, Kevin was still running carrying what's left of his bike until he stopped to rest.
"This is out of control. If we don't find those Eds, those Kankers are going to murder us." said Kevin. Trembling, Kevin looked up into the air. "EDS! COME BACK! I PROMISE I'LL JUST PUNCH EACH OF YOU IN THE ARM JUST ONCE. AND I WON'T DO IT AS HARD AS I CAN. I SWEAR!"
End of Chapter 34
Eds Team
Torterra (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Withdraw, Leafage, Growth, Razor Leaf, Curse, Bite, Cut, Mega Drain, Leech Seed, and Earthquake.
Ability: Overgrow.
Staravia (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Quick Attack, Wing Attack, Double Team, Pluck, Endeavor, Whirlwind, Aerial Ace, and Take Down.
Ability: Keen Eye.
Psyduck (Male)
Attacks: Scratch, Tail Whip, Water Gun, Confusion, Fury Swipes, Water Pulse, Disable, Zen Headbutt, Screech, Aqua Tail, Soak, and Psych Up.
Ability: Damp.
Duskull (Male)
Attacks: Astonish, Leer, Disable, Shadow Sneak, Confuse Ray, Night Shade, Payback, Wil-O-Wisp, Mean Look, and Hex.
Ability: Levitate.
Electivire (Male)
Attacks: Quick Attack, Leer, Thunder Shock, Charge, Swift, Shock Wave, Thunder Wave, Screech, and Thunder Punch.
Ability: Motor Drive.
Stunky (Female)
Attacks: Poison Gas, Scratch, Feint, Smokescreen, Acid Spray, Fury Swipes, Focus Energy, Bite, Venoshock, Screech, Toxic, and Sucker Punch.
Ability: Aftermath.
Edds Team
Prinplup (Male)
Attacks: Pound, Growl, Water Gun, Charm, Peck, Metal Claw, Bubblebeam, Swagger, Fury Attack, and Brine.
Ability: Torrent.
Kricketune (Male)
Attacks: Pound, Growl, Struggle Bug, Fury Cutter, Absorb, Sing, Cut, Focus Energy, Slash, and X-Scissor.
Ability: Swarm.
Roselia (Female)
Attacks: Absorb, Stun Spore, Growth, Worry Seed, Poison Sting, Magical Leaf, Cut, Toxic Spikes, Sweet Scent, and Giga Drain.
Ability: Poison Point.
Noctowl (Female)
Attacks: Peck, Growl, Tackle, Echoed Voice, Confusion, Reflect, Pluck, Extrasensory, Take Down, Uproar, and Roost.
Ability: Insomnia.
Kirlia (Male)
Attacks: Growl, Disarming Voice, Double Team, Confusion, Hypnosis, Draining Kiss, Teleport, Psybeam, Life Dew, Charm, Calm Mind, and Psychic.
Ability: Synchronize.
Rhyhorn (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Tail Whip, Smackdown, Bulldoze, Horn Attack, Scary Face, Stomp, Strength, and Rock Blast.
Ability: Lightning Rod.
Eddys Team
Infernape (Male)
Attacks: Scratch, Leer, Ember, Taunt, Power-Up Punch, Mach Punch, Rock Smash, Fury Swipes, Flame Wheel, Feint, Torment, and Close Combat.
Ability: Blaze.
Golbat (Male)
Attacks: Absorb, Supersonic, Astonish, Mean Look, Pluck, Poison Fang, Quick Guard, Air Cutter, and Bite.
Ability: Inner Focus.
Golem (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Defense Curl, Sandstorm, Rock Polish, Rollout, Rock Tomb, Rock Throw, Smackdown, Bulldoze, Self-Destruct, Stealth Rock, Stength, and Rock Blast.
Ability: Sturdy.
Floatzel (Male)
Attacks: Tackle, Growl, Tail Whip, Quick Attack, Water Gun, Bite, Aqua Jet, and Double Hit.
Ability: Swift Swim.
Absol (Female)
Attacks: Quick Attack, Leer, Double Team, Knock Off, Detect, Taunt, Thief, Slash, and Night Slash.
Ability: Super Luck.
