Who slept with Gisu?

It was a bright and beautiful morning and Razputin had just woken up from the party that his family had set up for them and the psychonauts last night.

Before Raz could change from his PJs to his regular clothes, the phone on a little end table near his bed had begun to ring. Raz then picked up the phone and heard a familiar voice over the line.

"Hey Raz, how's it going?" Said the voice of his girlfriend.

"What's good Lili. I'm fine, what you got going on?"

"Just chilling, my dad's still asleep from his hangover at the party last night," Lili said in response.

Raz had remembered that night all too well. Queepie had spiked the adults' main punch bowl with their mom's tequila bottle, and when Truman Zannatto had a cup of that punch, Let's just say that he tried to do a backflip off of his family's caravan and managed to land and shatter the same table that had the punch on.

"Hey, we all were a little hungover after that party in a way." Raz then suddenly remembered something he saw at the party.

"Hey, I just realized I think I saw Lizzie go home with Gisu last night. I think they might have gotten their freak on."

"What?" Lili asked. "I know you lying."

"Well, maybe we should call her just to make sure?"

"Alright."


Lizzie was sleeping loudly in her dorm room bed when suddenly her telephone rang even louder causing her to wake up with a jolt.

"Wha, Who, Where!" Lizzie then picked the phone up and put it to her ear. "Hello?"

"Lizzie, were you still asleep?" Raz asked.

"Yeah bro you know I went to the party last night. I'm still a little hungover, what do you want?"

"So I heard you went home with Gisu after the party," Lili asked curiously.

"Who told you that? I ain't go home with that girl, y'all be lying."

"Yeah, we heard she left with you because she couldn't leave with Otto," Raz said.

"No man, she never even asked Otto to go home," Lizzie said crushing Raz and Lili's suspicions of her. "But you better ask Norma, cause she tried to hook me up with her and I said no. So she probably ended up going with her."

"Oh, Norma thinks she slick. Hold on, I got a call that tattletale." Lili said as she began to type in Norma's number on her phone.


Norma was in her dorm room busy reading a book when the phone on the side of her chair began to ring.

"Now, who can that be at this time?" Norma asked herself as she picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"So I heard you slept with Gisu last night after the party," Lili said.

"And don't even think about lying either," Raz interjected.

What? I didn't go home with that girl last night, that was Lizzie."

"Sis stop lying. You know damn well I didn't go home with that girl, why are you capping?"

"Well if not Lizzie, the only other thing I could think of is when I went to go throw up outside I saw Morris out there talking to her."

"Morris?" Lili said, "Hold on I gotta call that pirate."


Morris was currently in his treehouse, about to set up his pirate radio station for the day when suddenly his phone began to ring.

"Hello?" He asked.

"So you the one that went home with Gisu after the party last night," Lizzie said Confidently.

"Hell Nah that's a lie, shit I heard it was you?" Morris said with a confused look.

"Bro y'all some cupcakes bro. Trying to put it on me as if I went home with that girl."

"Man look I'm just telling you what I heard. I know it wasn't me that went home with her." Morris said reassuringly.

"I mean when I went to go throw up outside, I saw you too out there sharing some sweet talk?" Norma said as she continued reading through the pages of her book.

"Nah, I was trying to get her to hook me up with Sam since Adam had already left, so I thought I'd give it a shot."

"Somebody's lying," Lili said accusingly. " One of you got some of that Gisu Gumbo last night, just wait till Hollis finds out, She gonna start teaching sex ed soon."

"Hey, hold up you guys," Raz interrupted "Dion calling me I'm about to put him on the line. Raz then proceeded to put his brother on the line.

"Sup little bro." Said Dion.

"Dion where were you, we couldn't find you after the party?" Raz asked his older brother.

"Yeah, it sure was one heck of a party last night. I had to stay with Gisu at her dorm, and let me tell you she sure did multiply my world."

Suddenly everyone came to the same conclusion but only one of them was willing to say it.

"Wait so you were the one that went home with Gisu last night?!" Lili asked.

"Yes. I. Did. And let me tell you, she sure knows how to subtract." Dion excitingly replied.

"See I told yall it wasn't me, gonna call me with this mess. Man, I'm just gonna go back to bed, I'm out of here." Lizzie said as she hung up her phone.

"Man we can't even be surprised by this, Dion's the only one who Gisu talks about passionately and we all know that," Morris said.

"Then how come he was the only person that wasn't a suspect?" Norma asked.

"Man you know Dion, he flys over everyone's radar."

"Well, I'll catch you guys later, I've gotta get back to the questionable aria before my mom wakes up."

"I don't think you need to worry about her for a while, she and Hollis knocked each other out after their drunken fight," Raz said.

"Well alright, Hey Raz can you meet me at my garden later," Lili said as she hung up her phone as the others followed suit.