Warning: English is not my language, I barely speak Spanish. I did the best translation I could with the means I have.
A story that I wanted to do years ago.
"speak" character speaking.
"Speak" character thinking.
"Talk" communications by technology.
*scene jump*
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Chapter epilogue: Why not?
Chris McLean saw himself as a visionary man who was willing to do whatever it took to run the show that would lead to stardom.
But so many platforms and big industries have made it impossible to get ahead, there was a lot of competition.
Still that never stopped him, so using the last of the money he had left from his father's inheritance, to make the biggest and most spectacular show of all time.
An island.
Great equipment.
Lots of interns that would make your job easier.
And a medical team, just in case this last one.
Now he only needs his victims, or rather participants for his great program.
He had so many names of so many teenagers who were ready to do anything for a thousand dollars, and while that wasn't much now in the year 2022, it was enough to make a lot of these teens jump on his show.
And once they signed their contract, he already had them in his hands.
Noah
The bookworm.
Justin
The handsome.
Katie
The sweet girl.
Tyler
The sportsman.
Cody
the geek
Beth
The country girl.
Sadie
Sweet girl's sister.
Courtney
Teachers' favourite.
Harold
The weird.
Eva
The bully.
Trent
The musician boy.
DJ
The big guy with a heart.
Lindsay
The sexy girl with no brain.
Bridgette
The surfer.
Izzy
The crazy girl
Geoff
the party animal
Leshawna
The older sister of the neighborhood.
Duncan
The offender.
Heather
The drama queen.
Gwen
the gothic
Owen
the big one
"Ezequiel?" Chris gave a doubtful look at the piece of paper where he had all the information of the last boy on his list, the truth was that it didn't make it interesting to put him on his program, a certain Ezequiel, "What do you say?"
"That's boring" growled the faithful companion, bodyguard and colleague of the driver, who nodded in agreement with 'El Cheff'.
"There are other contenders, but they are very similar to what we already have, we need something refreshing and new"
"¿Personas LGBT?"
"What? No, I don't want to be sued, these more random guys are less likely to sue me and the law won't be so hard on me, so let's leave that issue of inclusion aside, that's Netflix and Disney territory, we need someone crazy and charismatic that gives us that boom we need"
As if it were a divine message from beyond, one of the interns I had under contract from a few days ago walked through the door.
"Hey boss, I found the rat that was causing so much trouble"
Both Cheff and Chris stared at the young man who had just entered.
Blond.
Blue eyes.
A little tan.
Rare tattoos on his cheeks.
Cheerful and carefree smile.
And holding a dead rat the size of a cat, which had an ice pick embedded in its skull.
"Kenny owes me twenty bills, kill the rat with a single shot of more than ten meters"
"…" Rubbing his chin thoughtfully Chris pulled out his phone, "What's your name boy?"
"Uzumaki Naruto sir"
"¿Edad?"
"Pues 19"
"You look younger"
"Of course not, since you don't hire people under 18"
"Your ID is fake"
Naruto broke out in a cold sweat seeing that his boss showed him his phone where he had all his information, with a sigh of resignation he dropped the dead rat in a trash can, "Sorry, I really needed the job, please don't call the policeman"
"Mhe" putting aside the fake ID that was a crime for him nothing compared to what he would do, Chris came up with a much better idea, "Tell me kid, do you want to be on TV?"
"Hmmm… what's the catch?"
"No tricks, even as a favor in advance I'll pull some strings to give you a better ID and Canadian citizenship"
That really interested him.
I was in this country illegally, and I needed the money.
"Deal done sir"
"Tell me Chris and… Welcome to my show!"
End of epilogue.
Thank you Mumei Mu for inspiring me to make this story, for me one of the best on the platform, you are a great old lady.
New history! From one of my childhood Total Drama cartoons, only third losing to the neighborhood boys and Samurai Jack, but hey third place in my dirty mind is a lot.
Obviously it will be harem like all my stories, I'm still unsure how much harem there will be, maybe as much as Uzumaki-style survival, leave me in the comments what you think of the idea and what girls do you want for the harem, for this season you can't be more than five, in the following seasons they will be added more, I await your comments.
Starting the fuck up.
"speak" character speaking.
"Speak" character thinking.
"Talk" communications by technology.
*scene jump*
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Chapter 1: A Crap Camp…
-If you want to cry, do it, scream and curse, because life was unfair, but it always goes on, don't stop going and try to be happy-
Atte: A good person.
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Somewhere in the world in the territory of Canada, on one of the islands close to the mainland, we are going to the island where a whole franchise was going to be born, at least that was what his host wanted to believe.
The island of total drama.
On the pier, the host, who was a man in his mid-thirties of short stature, smiled at all the cameras that were filming him.
It was show time.
"Hey! We're coming to you live from Camp Wawankwa! I'm your host, Chris McLean, for the first season launch of the hottest new reality show on TV, right now!"
Starting to walk down the pier, which was already in a questionable state, he began to show everything around him, "The premise is going to be simple, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks here at this old summer camp from bad death"
"They will compete in challenges against each other and then they will have to face the judgments of their fellow campers"
"Every three days a team will earn a reward or watch their team member walk down the pier of shame and take a ride on the losing ship, never coming back...Never!"
*Change camera*
Now at the campfire site, Chris introduced the place, "Your fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies, where all but one of the campers will receive a marshmallow." He grabbed a marshmallow stick and took a bite before tossing it away. to a trash can, "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune"
Chris picked up a briefcase with the long-awaited prize, the one hundred thousand dollars, "Let's face it, with the currency devaluation and how ugly things are out there, this will only last at most a week or so, let's continue with the program "
*Change camera*
Returning back to the dock, "Every moment will be captured by one of the hundreds of cameras located throughout the camp. Who will crack under the pressure? Find out here right now at..." Taking a deep breath, she pointed at the camera, " DRAMA ISLAND!"
With the edition where the musical introduction would surely be, Chirs like a bottle of water thrown by one of his interns, quenching his thirst, he threw the bottle at the signal that his campers were coming.
"Welcome back to Total Drama Island, it's time to meet our victims... erm, I mean the campers, we told them they would all be staying at a five star resort" chuckling at that lie, no the first one he did in the day, not even in the last hour, "So if they seem to be angry, that's probably why" seeing the signal that one of his interns gave him, he looked in the distance at the ship that brought his first camper, "What's up, Beth?"
Suddenly, Farm Girl accosted Chris with a squeal, causing him to give her a strange look, "That's so amazing to meet you!" I squeak once making Chris even more uncomfortable, "Wow, you're so much shorter in real life."
"Uh... Thanks?" Chris muttered with a raised eyebrow, ignoring the laughter of the interns who would surely be cleaning the communal toilets with a toothbrush tonight, he looks into the distance at his next camper.
A giant Jamaican teenager carrying bags that he sure could fit, "What do you feed these brats?" The host grunted seeing that a teenager towered over him in height, putting that aside, he smiled again, "Welcome to the giant of mom! DJ!"
"Hi, Chris McLean. How's it going?" DJ gave Chris a high five before looking around the room, "Hey, are you sure you got the right spot here? Where's the hot tub?"
"Sure it is, you know how brochures are, false advertising"
Believing the vile lie, the teen giant nodded and joined the others, "Hmm... It looks so different from the brochures..." He muttered, carrying his bags to the other side of the pier as he looked around. doubtful.
The next camper to get off was a goth teenager, who had little face wanted to get back on the boat.
Ignoring the goth girl's pout, I greet her, "Hello, Gwen."
The goth girl growled under her breath, "You mean we're staying here?" She questioned her as she nodded at the dilapidated cabins.
Chris chuckled, he loved seeing their reactions to the harsh reality, it was funny, "Oh yeah! You guys are going to stay here, while I go to my air-conditioned trailer and Netflix."
"I didn't sign up for that!"
"Actually, you did," pulling out what was always his trump card, he proudly showed the contract before Gwen took it and tore it in half, "...The good thing about lawyers is that they make a lot of copies."
More than angry, Gwen growled again before gathering her bags, "I'm not staying here!"
"Are you sure? That means you have to swim back since your boat just left"
In the distance the horn of a ship was heard leaving the island.
"Great…" Gwen muttered sarcastically as she grabbed her bags to go with the other campers.
The next to arrive in it was a teenager with a cowboy hat and a pink shirt, the typical blond Menemista who lived by partying more than studying in high school.
"What's up, Chris. It's an honor to meet you old man!" The cowboy gave a fist bump to the presenter who smiled back.
"Geoff-master! Welcome to the island, old man!"
"Thanks man!"
"If they say 'old' one more time, I'm going to throw up," Gwen muttered to DJ and Beth, earning a few concerned looks.
Back at the dock, Chris went to introduce the new camper to the other campers, "Everyone, that's Lindsay."
The boys couldn't help but look twice up and down at the sexy blonde who just got off the boat, with an hourglass figure and large measurements that the other girls will envy, the new camper is introduced.
"Hello everyone! I'm Lindsay!"
Some campers rolled their eyes, the host had already introduced her, from the look and smile of the girl it didn't seem like she was the sharpest knife in the kitchen.
Chris had to keep looking at the girl's eyes, in these times a lawsuit can fall just for looking in the wrong place, not to mention knowing that she was under the crosshairs of all the cameras.
Walking down the pier, the busty blonde gave the host a fixed look, "You look so familiar."
"Soy Chris McLean"
"…"
"The host of this show?"
"Oh, that's where I know you from"
" Is it just me or are teenagers getting more and more idiotic?" what she had to do for a successful show, at least she would have a lot of hot teens who would only watch the show for this blonde
The next boat to arrive was one that brought with it a girl who, although she brought dark glasses, more than one felt her penetrating gaze.
"Now we have our prom queen and who could be the next antagonist in a mean girl reboot! Heather!"
"Am I supposed to stay here? It's unacceptable! I'll call my parents!" she growled furiously as she got off the boat and gave the presenter a glare who shrugged.
The contract was approved of all honey.
Reaching out to the other campers, Heather stayed away from the group, apparently intolerant of the others who tried to talk to her.
Something typical of the queen bee.
Forgetting her, Chris introduced his next camper, who was accompanied by heavy rock that made more than one feel uncomfortable, although that didn't matter to the newcomer.
"Duncan, mate" Chris greeted the punk kid, who frowned.
"I don't like surprises…" he threatened, pointing his fist at the presenter, who, keeping that smile on his face, picked up his phone.
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that kid." Chris chuckled as the number 911 flashed on his cell phone screen, "He also told me to call him anytime and send you back to juvie."
Duncan shrugged, rolling his eyes, being here was better than going back to juvie, "Okay then." Resigned, he picked up his bag again and headed towards the other campers, giving Heather a wink as he walked past, " See you by the campfire, beautiful"
"Fuck you cretin" answered harshly the teenager who crossed her arms.
The next camper to arrive came over a bit abruptly.
The boat appeared out at sea, pulling a jock wearing a red jumpsuit and going water skiing, "Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!" Said athlete waved to everyone, what could have been a grand entrance, ended up being a disaster, causing him to topple over and fly over the heads of the group before landing on the bags.
Everyone winced as they watched a suitcase fly through the air before hitting the water, soaking Heather in the process, "Great landing!"
The boy gave a thumbs up from under the stacks.
The host chuckled at the whole mess and hearing the popular girl soaking wet only made it better.
Before he could make another comment, he heard a heavy sigh cut him off, looking behind him to see a nerd with some kind of keyboard.
"Um…welcome to camp, Harold" Chris forced a smile as he thought it was creepy for breathing so hard on his neck.
Harold stared at Chris.
Already uncomfortable being around him, this nerd is really starting to scare him.
"Um... what is he looking at?" Beth asked the campers, only to get shrugs and a few shivers. Chris hopes Harold wasn't looking at him.
"Is this that kind of show it's at this horrible summer camp?" Harold questioned Chris, a nod was his reply, "YES! That's more favorable to my crazy abilities."
"Masturbating several times a day is not a skill," Duncan muttered under his breath which made several of the campers laugh.
They moved away a bit when the boy joined them.
And the next contestant arrived.
"And now contestant number ten, Trent!" The presenter nods to the musician.
"Hey Chris, I just saw you on that figure skating show, great job."
"Thanks! I know I'm great at this show!" Chris gloated as they fist bumped the musician.
"Saw that." Beth raised her hand drawing everyone's attention, "One of the contestants dropped her partner on her head and they got immunity this week."
"What luck! I wish they'd drop me on my head"
Nadia made no comment on that. The boy was weird.
Trent joined the others, taking his place next to Gwen to give her a smile, causing the goth girl to snort and walk away from him.
"Hi how are things?" The next camper was a surfer girl walking up to Chris with an orange board slung over her shoulder.
"Alright! Our surfer girl, Bridgette, is here."
"Yeah, nice board…" Duncan scoffed. "It's not Malibu, honey."
"I thought we were going to be at the beach," Bridgette questioned.
The presenter nonchalantly pointed to the polluted beach with a smile, "We're on one!"
"Great…" Bridgette looked disappointed at what she saw, resignedly reaching for her board and picking up her bag, not realizing that she had just hit the host over the head with her board.
"Oh damn! That hurt!" The presenter growled, rubbing his head in pain, he had paid too much for this face.
"Hello, I'm Geoff!" Geoff greeted Bridgette enthusiastically in her tone as Bridgette turned to him, swinging the board. She was lucky the boys ducked under him.
"Watch the board!" Harold complained.
"Hello, I'm Beth!" The farmer waved as the campers crouched down again.
"Hello everyone, it's a pleasure"
"Ok, now we met the surfer girl… can we continue with the show?" Heather grunted as she twisted her hair causing the water to drip off.
"Did anyone miss their double cappuccino macchiato this morning?" Punk commented making Harold laugh.
"Better take your ass back to the idiot correctional facility."
"Our…" The announcer grimaced as he tapped his head, he just missed something the campers were talking about and hoped someone caught it on camera, "Our next camper is Noah."
"Did you get my memo about my allergies?" The bookworm asked the host seriously, who shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
"I'm sure someone did"
"Wonderful…" Noah muttered sarcastically, "Is that where we're staying?"
"No, it's your mother's house and we're going to have a party." Duncan slammed his fist into his hand, this guy was begging to get a good beating.
"Nice comment, also nice piercings, very original. Did you do it yourself?" Noah went expressionless before Duncan put his hand to his lips.
"Yes, do you want one?"
"No thanks…can I get my lips back please?" Duncan released him with a smile, "Thank you…"
"What's up, everyone! Leshawna's in the house!" They all look up to see a teenage girl of color waving at them all, not hearing how surprised Harold seemed for some reason, "Hey baby, how are you?" She high-fives Chris, "Feel free to quit now and save yourselves any trouble." She joked with the campers while the campers laughed, the girl had charisma, "Give me sugar, brother!" Leshawna raised her hand to DJ as he responded with a high five.
"I've never seen a girl like you before in my life!"
All that sympathy went to hell, though, for the nerd's comment that made the brunette teen give her a hard look.
"¿Pain?"
"You're too big and noisy!"
"What did you just tell me?"
Everyone winced as Leshawna yelled at Harold before Bridgette and DJ stopped her.
'"Hehehe, we have a drama going on"
McLean smiled at how the girl wanted to beat the other up.
More fight.
More audience.
More drama.
More money.
He loved his job.
Only the weirdest teenagers could make this fun.
Leaving that aside, the horn of the boat is heard.
Chris walks up to two new campers in matching clothes: "Ladies! Katie, Sadie! Welcome to your new home for eight weeks!"
"Oh my gosh! Look! It's summer camp!"
"I always wanted to go to summer camp!"
"AHHHHHHHH!"
"Which are Katie and Sadie?" I ask confused DJ asked Trent.
"...I'm not sure..." He replied with a shrug.
"Next Camper! Cody! The Code-ster!"
Cody flashed his big smile as they high-fived the host.
"Calm down everyone, because I'm already here!" It was strange to see how someone so small compared to them could want to appear so imposing, a bad joke, "I see the ladies have already arrived" the wink of her made everyone roll their eyes. Cody turns to say something to Leshawna, but the sassy girl puts her finger to her lips.
"Put it away short legs" Cody smiled at her before taking her place.
Already being the dwarf received, something ironic that the presenter who welcomed the next person who would be on the island will think that.
Most of the campers gulped at the sight of a teenage girl with a bulging and ripped physique, no doubt a strong girl who had a scowling face.
"Eve! Nice to see you here!" The bodybuilder girl ignored her host and walked towards the caravan with a frown. Cody decided to high-five her, only for her to put the bag on her feet as he screamed.
"What's inside? Weights?" He complained.
"Yes"
Wisely no one asked any more questions, she didn't seem to be the kind of patient woman.
More than one raised their eyebrows upon hearing a shout, they all saw a big guy, one that easily weighed more than two or three of them put together, "WOW-HOOOOO! Chris, what's going on, man! This is amazing!" !WOO-HOOO!"
"Owen, welcome back!" The host saluted, only to be cut off later when he was grabbed into a bear hug.
"How impressive to be here old man!" Owen tightened his hold on him, "Yeah mate, that's so…" Owen paused, trying to figure out what to say.
"Awesome?" Gwen smiled at him, he seemed like the typical jolly fat boy that would be hard to hate.
"YES! Awesome! WOO-HOOO! Are you going to be on my team?"
"Oh, I sure hope so." Gwen muttered sarcastically, rolling her eyes.
"WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Are you almost done?" Chris looked at Owen before the big boy put him back on the ground, "Just in time to see Courtney" he pointed to the boat with said girl who was waving at the group.
"Thank you." Courtney takes Chris's hand and walks downstairs before addressing the group, "Hi, you must be the other contestants. Nice to meet you all."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Owen!" He grabbed Courtney's hand and shook it in her excitement.
"Nice to meet you too… wow…" He stopped, his jaw dropping at the approaching caravan. Everyone was amazed because the camper was really handsome and would pass for a supermodel.
Some of the boys rolled their eyes, the pretty boy, there always had to be one in every group.
"This is Justin" Chris introduced him to the group, "Just so you know, we only chose you based on your looks."
Justin smiled at her, unconcerned as to the reason for his choice, "I can live with that." Walking towards the others, the boat's horn sounded once more.
"Everyone welcome Izzy!" Chris barely had time to introduce her, when he's unexpectedly jumping into an acrobatic spin, ending with her slamming her face into the pier, "Oh…you had to wait for the boat to span girl."
"Ouch! That was a bad fall!" Tyler laughed, only to be cut off by a hard look from Courtney who ran over to the orange haired girl.
"Are you okay?" she asked chestnut seeing Izzy shake her head.
"Yeah, that felt so good…besides hitting my chin."
"Uh…yeah, maybe you'll get a bruise or not" Courtney looked worriedly at the teen, not many could take a fall like that and just get up as if nothing happened.
"Mhe! They had to see how I was when I fell from some bleachers for trying to use a parachute sheet"
"And… why would you do that?"
"If squirrels can fall in style! So can I!"
" Okay, where do these guys come from?" Chris thought for these teenagers, shaking his head, he saw the boat leaning close again, "Alright! Everyone pay attention the last contestant is coming!"
The others looked at the boat curiously, after all, did the best come last? Nope?
Standing at nearly six feet, slightly taller than average, with golden blonde hair and somewhat tanned skin, and blue eyes, he wore a red T-shirt under a thick orange leather jacket, dark pants, and as if orange was enough. , had some orange tennis shoes.
Perhaps the most curious thing about him were what appeared to be tattoos on his cheeks, something that appeared to be mustaches.
"This is Uzumaki Naruto!" Introducing someone of his own choosing, he hoped he would uplift the ratings, receiving the teen who raised his fist at him, "Fist bumping? Isn't that ambiguous?"
"Nothing beats the classic"
"Right" bumping fists with the boy, he let him join the other campers.
"Nice cat boy whiskers, but the cosplay convention is on another island" joked Duncan who thought the boy would respond angrily, but he just chuckled.
"Nice style, but the Blade premiere was in the 90`"
That comment earned a laugh from some of the campers, while Duncan frowned and shrugged.
"Hit"
Naruto walked past the punk and raised his fist, he had no problem returning the gesture, like several others who greeted him.
" Someone more or less normal" thought Chris seeing the boy mix with the others, he would see how far he went in this program, "Alright listen everyone! First of all, we have to get a group photo for a promotion... Everyone at the end of this pier!"
With that the campers gather at the end of the dock and take their positions, Naruto raised an eyebrow when he felt someone climb his back, looking up he saw a cheerful Izzy.
"Hello mustaches! I hope you don't mind"
"Of course not"
Who would complain about feeling a beautiful girl's thighs around their neck?
"Okay, one... two... Whoa, forget about the lens cap. Now hold that pose... Wait, card full!"
"Oh, come on!" Leshawna murmured, "My face is starting to go numb."
"Everyone says, 'Wawanakwa'!"
"Wawanaka...WOW!" They all screamed as the dock broke, sending them into the water.
"Okay guys, dry off and meet by the campfire in 10"
*Change camera*
"That's Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks" Chris waved at the camera, as he showed the campfire site, "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, competition and maybe even your friends."
The campers look at each other, not sure how close they could get to each other.
"The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without being voted out will win $100,000"
"Excuse me," Duncan smiled, "What will the sleeping arrangements be like, because I would like to request a bunk below her?" He pointed at Heather.
Heather gasped in disgust, "They're not mixed, are they?"
"No, not those kind of shows" he excuses himself wanting to avoid something that could bring him too much trouble, "Warning guys and gals keep your pants up because I promise anyone who steps out of line will get kicked out."
The teenagers looked at each other once more, although some of them were attractive to each other, the idea of knowing that many of their families were watching the program, it would not be a good idea to let their hormones guide them.
"The girls stay on one side of each cabin and the men on the other"
"Excuse me Kyle?" Lindsay raised her hand, "Can I have a cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest?"
" Did he really say that?" Gwen thought, apparently blondes being hollow wasn't a bad theory.
"Yeah, but that's not really how it works here…" Chris sighed, "And it's Chris."
"But I have to be with Sadie or I'll die!"
"Yes, and I'll be hive! It's true!"
"That can't be happening," Gwen groaned before Owen grabbed her and Tyler in a headlock, "Oh come on guys. It'll be fun! Like a sleepover!"
"At least you don't have to sleep next to him," Tyler whispered to Gwen, nodding at Duncan holding a deer to his head as he clenched his fist to his head, only to stop when someone grabbed his wrist.
"You'd better not do that" Naruto could tolerate a lot of things, but annoyance of an animal like a servant was something he wasn't going to allow.
"What?" Releasing the deer, Duncan gave the blonde a challenging look, "A protector of nature?"
"No, just someone asking you not to be an idiot" Naruto replied calmly keeping a tight grip on him causing him to groan.
"Yes!" Entering the discussion, Bridgette glared at the Punk, "You can't hurt animals because you're bored."
Uncomfortable Chris could already feel his phone vibrate, the protection of fauna and wildlife would be on him, "Eh... yes, make sure that the animals are not injured, here are principles"
'what a lie'
It was the general thought of the interns.
Seeing that it was a losing battle, Duncan let go of the deer and released himself from the mustache boy's grip, he had more strength than he seemed, "Well, don't hurt animals, understood, hug trees"
Frowning at the boy's attitude, Bridgette smiled again as she looked at the other, "Thanks for defending the deer, that was nice of you."
Nonchalant Naruto shrugged with a smile, "Anyone could do it."
Bridgette couldn't help but smile more, the boy was very nice.
" Possible Love Interest" although it was still too early to do that, Chris made a mental note, turning back to the camera he continued with the program, "Anyway! Since we're all here, we'll split you into two teams since we have even numbers "
Campers were encouraged to see who their teammates will be in the coming weeks.
"If I call your name, go stand over there," Clipboard in hand, Chris gestured to the right side of the campfire before calling out to them, "Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Katie, Naruto, Leshawna, Justin and Noah"
They all stood up, and gathered on the right side of the campfire.
"You my troublesome teens will be officially known as…" He paused, swiped his hand in the air as if posting something, "The Screaming Moles!"
Throwing the flag to the group, it was caught by Cody who unfolded it to show a green flag with a picture of what his team said, a screaming fish.
"Cool!" The boy muttered showing the flag to his companions.
"What a name" Naruto chuckled at the team he was assigned.
"Wait, what about Katie?" Sadie gasped in horror but Chris ignored her.
"The rest of you, this way" He pointed to his left and called them by their names: "Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Harold, DJ, Eva, Owen, Tyler, Izzy and Sadie" introducing the second team, I hope they will take their place.
"But Sadie is a squirrel! I want to be a squirrel!" Kate cried.
"Come on, Katie? Right? Come on." Country accompanies Katie to her group, "Everything will be fine"
"It's so unfair!" Katie sobbed, "I'll miss you, Sadie!"
"I miss you too!"
Chris throws a red flag at them, "Officially you will be known as..." Owen grabs it and unfurls it, "The killer catfish!"
"Wooo-hooo! I'm a catfish!" Owen cheered, grabbing everyone in a group bear hug with a big smile on his face.
"Okay, campers! I'm not sure if I told you that yet, but you and your team will be on camera in all the public areas during the competition and the confessional…" Everyone blinks.
confessional?
*Change camera*
"You'll also be able to share your innermost thoughts or make video diaries whenever you want." Chris smiled at the camera inside the outhouse as flies flew around him, "Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking, or just get something off your chest."
*Static*
"Um, okay..." Gwen deadpanned, "So far this sucks."
*Static*
"I don't get it…" Linday stands in front of the camera with her back to her, "Where's the cameraman?"
*Static*
"Does it really have to be a latrine?" complained bitterly Harold, who was unlucky enough to enter after Owen.
*Static*
"Well" Naruto looked at the camera with a resigned smile, "With the favor that Chris did me I'm already much calmer being legally in this country, and since I'm here, I'd like to earn the money, I really do." I need, he couldn't lose"
The killer catfish:
Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Harold, DJ, Eva, Owen, Tyler, Izzy y Sadie.
The Screaming Moles:
Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Katie, Naruto, Leshawna, Justin y Noah
Losers kicked off the island:
Nobody yet.
End of chapter 2.
Yes, I can already read in the comments.
This is a piece of shit copy and paste.
And yes, how much change does there have to be only at the beginning of the story? The only real change there is that Naruto was chosen over Ezekiel and being put on the screaming mole team, where he also took Owen's place.
How God commands I'm going to use the domino effect, something that Mui handled perfectly, reading the story for the fourth time I'm surprised how good it is, it's like imagining the whole series but with a Naruto well done.
Hold on guys, I'm going to do my best so that the story isn't pointless porn, I already learned in HSOD that I can do more than that.
And going in the direction of the harem, as I always say, don't expect much from me in terms of romance, surely you have already read several of my stories, although there won't be as much lemon as in other stories, since this will go the way of parodies and ridicule.
And the Harem will be formed by:
Heather (The bitch, but she knows how to like her)
Gwen (The first big ass goth of many)
Lindsay (La Paola Argento from Drama Island)
Izzy (Who doesn't love Izzy? My favorite by far)
Eva (The most wasted character in the entire franchise, Posta, why so little use? I liked her)
They are the girls used for the first season:
And yes, I know, surely many are now going to comment:
What happened to Courtney and Bridgette?
Well, I had planned to use Bridgette more for the second season.
And Courtney… How to put it? It reminds me very, very much of a high school girl who made my fucking life miserable. For always being the nicest and nicest, but when things change, dad high motherfucker.
I hate pancake people, who from one moment to the next turn around and everything rots.
With at least Heather you know of one that is bad and that you don't even touch her with a stick, oh what but Courtney knows how to pretend.
Luckily Duncan (Another of my favorite characters) got crazy and had something with Gwen, although I don't remember much if anything more than that happened.
Another rapásemos, a subjective hatred for Courtney? Yes.
Will it influence the story? Of course not, he'd be a lousy writer if he did.
And if I get to a second season, it is more than clear that Dawn, the girl that surely all the readers want in this story, but she will only take place in the second season.
If it did come.
I await your comments in support guys, or girls, I doubt there is anyone who reads this, especially knowing that I shoot more for Lemon than anything else.
I overextended.
I look outside.
"speak" character speaking.
"Speak" character thinking.
"Speak" names of techniques.
(Speak) words of the author or clarifications.
~~~~~ • ~~~~~ Change of scenery or place.
Chapter 2: a crap camp part 2…
-Never hate others for the wrong reasons, there is no greater waste of time than doing that for a lifetime-
Atte: The mountain toad.
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"Back after the commercial break! We're here with our campers in their cabins, "Girls are in the east cabin." Chris points to the east cabin, "Guys, you're in the west. Grab your things and settle in!"
The teams walk to their cabins as Chris watches them, signaling the cameras to be on the lookout.
"Do you really like orange?"
Naruto blinked as he looked down and noticed Cody's curious look over his bag where he had all his things, and like his jacket it had a bright orange color.
"Yes" smiling, he slapped his old jacket proudly, "My godfather said that the color suits me, although red is also my favorite"
"If it fits you, and mine is blue"
"Good colour, do you want a hand with your luggage?"
"Please"
Arriving at the cabins, the boys looked with resignation at the deplorable state of the place, that Tyler tripping when part of the wooden floor was already a bad sign.
"And I thought reform school was a dump," Duncan growled as he put his bag on one of the beds, the lower bed was occupied by Justin.
"At least the beds look good." Trent put his guitar in the corner and took the bed under Harold's, who yelled when a bat came out from under the covers, "Forget it!"
"I've been to worse places." Ignoring how the bat made Owen run, Naruto as the top bed and left Cody's bag on the bottom bed.
"What do you mean?" Curious Geff asked that he couldn't imagine a worse place than this, the smell of humidity already made it difficult just to be inside.
"Nothing" avoiding the question, Naruto abruptly opened a window that Justin was trying to open, "Is it okay to clean it so that the bad smell goes away a little?"
Surprisingly, everyone agreed, the place was disgusting, and just because they were boys didn't mean that they would put up with this with pleasure.
"Glad Mommy Packed This"
More than one raised an eyebrow when DJ took out an apron and with a smile on his face began to clean, for a beefy teenager of almost two meters, it was very soft.
Duncan helped Tyler to move the beds, although he didn't want to help, he couldn't stand this pigsty either, even in the reformatories they were neat and clean so as not to have to deal with rats and bad smells.
"Hey" stopping he noticed that there was a boy who was not with them helping to clean, "Where is the dwarf?"
His response was to see the boy being thrown out of the girls' cabin.
"Oh man, never go into the girls' cabin just to flirt, it's suicide" laughing Geff helped the boy to his feet.
"I got it" spitting grass Cody nodded, that had hurt.
The boys all stopped cleaning when they heard Lindsay cry, apparently for a new life without much access to outlets.
"Does anyone have a signal?" Apparently no one had checked their phones until Harold asked, and everyone was annoyed to find that the signal was dead.
"Looks like we're back in time with the Ingalls family" Naruto joked that he didn't have too much trouble, it's not like it was credit to the internet.
"It's the internet for eight weeks! I'll go crazy!" Cody didn't take it as well as some of the others.
The bad thing about being on a reality show was the disconnection with the outside world.
"This is going to be awesome guys! I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what I mean?" Owen stopped laughing as he took in all the more questionable looks from his classmates, "I-I mean no, I didn't mean that! I love girls. I just don't want to sleep around them… No, I… . I want to say..."
"Your best defense is silence" Duncan said rolling his eyes.
"Excuse me, Chris," Geoff yells at the host, drawing his attention, "Is there an escort of some kind in this facility?"
"They're all seventeen and I'm sure a few other eighteen, as old as a counselor-in-training at a regular summer camp, so aside from me, you won't be supervised."
The teens smiled, that sounded amazing. They were still under cameras though, so they weren't that amazing.
"Anyway, you have half an hour to unpack and meet me at the main lodge from now on."
Saying that, Chris turns around and went to the main lodge to talk to his co-worker and get things ready.
It wasn't long before Lindsay screamed in terror inside the girls' cabin, everyone was thinking it was something serious, they entered to see the blonde standing on a chair, pointing at a cockroach that was running around.
"Oh man, that white girl can scream" Leshawna shook her head at the white girl fuss, although when this bug approached DJ, he gave an even louder scream than Lindsay, and jumped onto one of the bunks and he broke it by accident, "Did you really scream like a little girl? You're wrong brother"
"That was my bed…" Gwen muttered expressionlessly, she couldn't believe it, of all the beds she had to jump on hers.
The cockroach roamed the entire cabin, avoiding all the feet of the other campers, until Duncan came out of nowhere, pulling out an ax from somewhere, and ended up splitting the insect in half, along with some boards.
"Do you also defend insects?" He asked with a smile at the Punk to a Naruto who rolled his eyes.
"No" taking a solid orange ball out of his pocket, glancing at the corner of the room where there was another cockroach, he threw it and an unexpected rebound crushed the insect and returned to his hands, "I don't like cockroaches either"
"No one likes smugs," Duncan growled.
"Unless what this badass does"
"Shit, it's true and you saw the movie, right?"
"And series, Peacemaker of my favorites"
"The punisher"
"Yes, the skull says so" smiling, he pointed to the skull on the punk's shirt that smiled back.
"Looks like we're on the same page whiskers"
"I hope so, can you help me fix Gwen's bed?"
"A complete gentleman? Meh, it's better than cleaning anyway."
" What is this? An anime?" Heather rolled her eyes as what seemed to be an enmity turned into a rivalry/friendship.
Only boys could do that.
After a couple of hours, all the campers were called over the loudspeakers.
*Change camera*
All the campers were received in the dining room, where they were greeted by a two-meter African-American man with muscles that made several feel scared, and the face he had was even worse.
"Listen, your mommy isn't here, you'll eat and you'll like it, got it?!" The chef's yell brought all the teenagers to attention.
"Campers, this is the man who will feed you for the next few weeks, Chef Hatchet!"
"Cut the introduction! All you have to know is that you'll be eating three times a day! Grab your tray, grab your food and sit down now!"
"E-Excuse me," Beth stammered, "Are we getting all the major food groups?"
The chef ignored them all as he scooped up the ground beef and filled their trays.
"Someone loosened his nuts already" Owen whispered to Noah with a smile, unfortunately he was heard by the ex-soldier in the kitchen.
"What was that?" Chef growled and motioned for him to come closer: "Come closer, fat man, I can't hear you."
"Um... I didn't really say anything important." Owen laughed nervously, grabbing the tray from him.
"I'm sure you didn't…" the chef growled scaring the fat boy who wisely ran to his table, now looking at Noah, he gave him a smirk, "And you, skinny boy. Give me your dish!" He dropped another spoonful of food, only for him to jump back onto his spoon, angrily putting it back on the tray.
" The meat moved?" Noah felt his stomach churn as something seemed to squirm on his plate.
"Following!"
Naruto takes his tray and without saying anything he received his food, followed by bowing, "Thank you sir"
*would make*
"Finally! Someone with respect!" Chef grunted, crossing his arms. "Do you know how rare it is to find a teenager who actually respects and eats my food without complaining about my cooking?" He sighed, rolled his eyes.
*would make*
"I think my food just moved…" Gwen stared at her food before Chef shredded it with a deadpan look on his face, "…Right…"
All groups sat with their teams, each one resigned to eating.
The moles looked strange as the Uzumaki shook hands and closed his eyes, was he going to pray? It would be awkward to wait out of courtesy, if any of them did.
"Itadakimasu" saying that Naruto started to eat.
"Ita-what?" Trent stopped trying to cut the bread that looked like stone, to look confused at his partner, "Is that Korean?"
"No, it's Chinese"
"I think Russian"
Noah rolled his eyes at his teammates' goofy attempts to guess what he said, "It's Japanese and it means 'Thanks for the food.'"
"Japanese?" Doubtful of still eating, Gwen looked curiously at her partner who surprisingly already finished eating her burger, "Are you from Japan?"
"Yep" now taking the salad, Naruto started to eat it, although noticing that he was the center of attention, he had to stop, "I was born in Japan and grew up there until I was 8 years old, believe me in our culture everything is food"
"Yeah, also like setting fictional girls sexual standards" Heather scoffed which made Naruto just laugh and shrug.
"Yes, surely our ancestors would roll over in their graves if they saw the country now, although compared to the others, Japan is very good... Will you eat your hamburger?"
"…" With a blank look Gwen pushed her burger away, and raised an eyebrow when a chocolate bar was slid across the table.
"Consider it a trade" cheerful Naruto gave him the chocolate bar and he took the burger.
"Oh dear, thank you very much" Gwen was grateful for the gesture, she felt silly that she hadn't also brought something from outside before coming to this camp.
"How can you eat this?" Heather stabbed at the burger when she wanted to jump in his face, she knew you could cook something raw, but it was still alive.
"It's not the worst thing I've ever eaten" he replied nonchalantly as he finished his second hamburger, ignoring how Beth tried to bite into her hamburger, it slipped out of her hands and dragged on the floor.
"Well… we have to eat anyway" Cody muttered as he took a bite of his lunch, immediately blanking out and running to a dumpster to spit.
At the catfish table only one or the other ate.
"Hey man" Geoff looked up from his tray, his burger was feeding off his salad, "can we order a pizza?"
His answer came like a butcher knife that flew past his head and sliced through the door above Chris's head.
"WOW! I didn't say anything! My compliments to Cheff!"
After seeing that, everyone started to eat, they would like to keep their heads on their necks.
"Delicate and weak brats," Cheff growled from behind the bar.
All spoiled teenagers with picky palates.
Except for the punk worm, the orange-headed freak, the blond brat, and the fat guy, who was already eating his fourth burger.
Chris chuckled at the scene, these teenagers didn't know what was in store for them with Cheff, "Finish eating soon, your first challenge starts in an hour" without further smirking then he turned on his heel and left.
"What do you think they'll make us do?" Kate complained.
DJ put his hand on her shoulder, "Don't worry, I'm sure it won't be bad, maybe it'll be a relaxing challenge."
*Change camera*
The teams found themselves on top of a higher cliff that looms over the lake. "Oh shit!" Nobody knows who said it, but it was good that there was a publisher to censor the curses.
Chris really wishes they would just leave it there but nooo, the producers want it to be PG.
"Today's challenge is threefold." Chris clapped her hands to get his attention, "Your first task is to jump off this" she pointed to the edge of the cliff, "1,000 foot high cliff into the lake."
"Piece of cake" Bridgette whispered to Tyler and Geff.
"If you look down, you'll see two target areas" Everyone looked down, there was a wide arc of water buoy rope with a small circle, also made of water buoy rope. "The wider area represents the part of the lake we had stocked with…" A shark leapt out of the water with a growl, "Man-eating sharks!"
"Oh shit"
Only one said it, but they all thought it.
"Within that area is a safe zone, that's your target area, which we're pretty sure is free of sharks. For every member of your team that jumps out and survives, there will be a supply crate waiting below."
The camera panned to the boxes on the lake shore, "Inside each box are supplies you'll need for the second part of the challenge..." Refocusing on Chris, he paused dramatically for the last part of the challenge, " Building a hot tub! The team with the best can have a big hot tub party tonight! Losers won't get a hot tub! It's a reward challenge, which means no one gets kicked out of this round!"
At least no one would be kicked out.
"And who will be the first team?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Oh, come on!" Chris was annoyed at how the teams mutually targeted each other, "Is that the way it is? Well, too bad for you."
With one of his interns giving him a branch, the host drew a circle on the ground, this wasn't in the planned script of the first challenge, but he was going to do it anyway.
"Since no one has courage! We will do a surprise challenge to see who will do it first, I will choose two campers, one from each team to come to the circle, the first to take out the other will be the last to jump, Does that seem like it?"
Everyone seemed to accept the idea, until they said the names of who was going to the circle.
"¡Eva!"
"Ha, easy," the entire catfish team parted ways as the teenage bodybuilder walked up to the circle with a big smile on her face, beating up one of these losers would help work out the frustration of a bad meal and a shack dump.
"Oh, come on!" obviously the first to complain was Heather, although the others also did in silence, they had just chosen one of the strongest members of the opposing team, who was she supposed to face him?
"¡Heather!"
"…" the girl gulped when all of her classmates stepped aside and made a path as if it were the corridor of death towards a smiling Eva, "Eh…"
"Can I take your place?"
No one expected Naruto to step forward and offer to take the girl's place.
"¡Okey!"
Chris would never refuse to see a fight between teenagers, and even better between a boy and a girl, the equality that was so widely advertised these days would give them a boost in popularity.
Naruto calmly walked to the circle where Eva was waiting for her, who had a fierce smile, she was happy that someone had balls in this camp.
"Come on Whiskers! Kick his ass!"
"Hey! That's our team you're supposed to root for!" Country shout for how the punk encouraged the boy from the other team.
"It's a boy thing"
That several of the boys also started shouting in support of the Uzumaki, was compared to how the girls also started to support Eva.
The gender battles had just begun.
Eva cared little who encouraged whom, cracking her knuckles, she waited impatiently for Chris to start the fight.
"What are you doing?" She watched in confusion as her opponent made a strange hand position and leaned towards her.
"My godfather taught me that before each fight we always show respect, a respect that makes me not care who my opponent is, always everything" Saying that he took off the shirt he still had, revealing his complete physique.
The fact that he wore a heavy jacket did not show much, even with his bathing suit he wore a shirt, which he now took off to throw to the side, revealing a worked and hard body.
Unlike Justin who had a more attractive physique, he had a more compact and hard musculature, in addition to what seemed to be scars on one side or the other.
But there was much more to see than just good muscles, he also had a necklace where he had a very valuable looking crystal tied around his neck, and what others behind him saw.
It was that he had a tattoo on his back, a not very large one that was a simple drawing of what appeared to be a swirl drawn in black, the tattoo was right between his shoulder blades.
*Whistle*
They all turned their heads to look at Lindsay who was the one who gave a wolf hiss, obviously she was attracted by what she saw, like many other girls.
Eva was also distracted by what she saw, shaking her head she focused again, "Always give it your all? It won't be enough with me pretty boy."
"You won't know until you try it cutie"
" This is drama" thought Chris smiling from what he saw, standing between them he made several cameras surround him, he wanted all possible angles of these, "I don't have to say it, no low blows, bites and other strange things, either no punches with a closed fist, I don't want to take anyone out on a stretcher, and remember, the only objective is to get the opponent out of the circle"
"Good"
"It is understood"
"¡Go!"
McLean had to get out of the way to avoid being crushed as both teens ran into each other.
Eva was going to laugh at how the boy wanted to compete in physical strength when their hands collided and a strength competition was going to start, at least that's what she thought.
All the campers watched in shock as Naruto pulled the girl up as he fell back, grabbing hold of her hands and using his legs to push her onto him.
Eva rolled on the ground and almost got out of the circle.
"Come on you're stronger than me, I'm not an idiot" Naruto jumped to his feet and cursed that that move didn't get the girl out of the circle.
"It won't work again!" her slamming her hands on the ground she got to her feet and ran at him again, wanting to push him away, she was avoided when he only took a step to the side.
Angrier, she launched herself again, raining blows apparently forgetting that this was not allowed.
Although Naruto didn't complain, instead in a display of incredible agility he dodged every blow.
"Stay still!" growing more impatient and frustrated by the second, Eva roared in fury as she tried to tackle him, but he jumped up and stepped over her, "You idiot!"
"You're losing your cool" Naruto stomped as he took a defensive stance this time, this girl's strength was no joke, "You just make this easier for me"
"¡¿Easy?!"
Almost spitting fire and with a deadly look, Eva ran with everything she had and threw an uppercout, she had a record with a punch that had a force that made her regional junior kickboxing champion a year ago.
Chris could already feel the demand fall on his head if that blow put the Uzumaki into a coma.
Luckily for him, he was in a quick move and used his left arm to deflect the blow, causing the girl to stumble when she ended up falling when he put his foot in her and ended up taking out the circle.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"The winner!" Everyone snapped out of their shock as McLean raised the winner's hand, which was immediately raised by his team in victory, "The screaming gophers win! The killer catfish will be the first to jump!"
Eva didn't even bother to listen, she was still on her knees on the ground, clenching her knuckles white with the force she exerted.
She had just been humiliated.
By someone who didn't even throw a punch at him.
Only one push.
"Psss Eva"
She expected him to gloat, to rub her in the face as he humiliated her nationally on national television.
None of that, he just offered him a smile and a hand.
"You are amazing, it was a great fight, I look forward to the rematch"
*confessional*
"Ero-sennin, although he was a pervert, somewhat macho and idiotic, he also had respect for his opponents, regardless of whether they were women" Naruto shrugged, his teacher was a person as rare as he was skilled, "Besides, I know that women are capable
Flash back:
A 16-year-old Naruto patiently waited for the bus that would take him out of the state of Colorado on his tour of the United States, it had been a good trip, where he met many interesting people, as well as strange ones.
And I was watching one of them.
A very muscular man with blond hair styled in a large Elvis Presley-style topknot, wearing a black T-shirt and blue pants.
The subject stared at himself in the reflection of the windows of the bus stop, "Just look! How handsome!" Pulling out a phone he started dialing, "Hello police! There's a strong handsome man stalking me...wait, cancel everything, it's just me."
"…" Naruto gave her a strange look, "And I thought Ero-sennin was self-centered but this guy is in his own league"
A third person arrived at the bus stop, an attractive woman in her twenties who was dressed like a typical office worker, only super sexy.
Naruto almost fell when the muscular guy walked past him, to face the woman and take her in his arms and tilt her as if he was going to kiss her.
"Hey babe! You're accused of stealing Jonny Bravo's heart, and the minimum penalty is an amazing night out with dinner, sure to have a happy ending."
The teenager was left with his mouth open by such an invitation, if it could be called that, since in these times it would be called harassment and a possible lawsuit.
The woman took another path.
He picked him up like a feather, took his limbs and bent them like clay, to make the guy look like a pretzel, and as if that wasn't enough, he threw him in a trash can.
He wisely moved out of the way of that woman, and stared at the guy in the dumpster, "Are you okay old man?"
"Ahg… did you see how she looked at me? She loves me"
"Yes… I don't think so"
Helping him out of the trash can, he didn't know how any moment he was recovered and combing his hair.
"I hit you hard, are you sure you're okay?"
"Jonny Bravo is always good! You are seeing the best boy"
" Why is he doing so many poses? This isn't jojo" He had already been nice enough to ask if he was okay after that beating, he had to go.
"Hello, is this your little brother?"
Jonny almost cracked his neck as he watched two beautiful girls in sportswear stare amusedly at their interaction, "Of course! But why don't I tell you more after we have a drink?"
"Hey I don't-"
"I'll give you fifty bills boy, help me"
"…" Naruto only thought for a second, turning around he smiled charmingly at the girls, "Yes, my brother and I were living after some community work, someone has to take care of those poor stray dogs right?"
"Awwww! That's nice, of course we can go for a coffee"
Jonny's smile was wide as each girl took his arm.
End of flash back:
"That day I not only won a hundred dollars, but also trained harder to prevent the karate women from leaving me like a pretzel" saying that Naruto smiled awkwardly, after all it was quite a story.
*Change camera*
Returning to the cliff, Eva stayed on the ground, until she saw the hand that the boy offered her, she spent a long time looking at the hand that he offered her, with a sigh she took the hand that offered it and got up from the ground, " Next time I'm going to crush you"
"I accept the challenge"
"It's good to see good sporting behaviour"
Not really, Chris was expecting more drama, although he also didn't want to see two teenagers kill each other, he thought this was fine too, "Catfish I'm waiting for! Now jump!"
While the other boys argued why not taller first, Naruto thanked his teammates for their praise, and took his shirt that Lindsay was holding, although the wink she gave him distracted him.
"Not bad Katare Kid" Heather looked sharply at the Uzumaki, she was starting to hate the smile he had.
"I prefer Cobra Kai"
Groaning the girl ignored as some of the other team jumped out, "Don't think I owe you anything for taking my losing spot."
"What character, I didn't do it for you, I did it for the team, because I knew you would lose"
"…" Heather's jaw dropped, she had just sneered at her face, "Fuck you!"
Naruto let the girl push her away as she walked away, boy did that make her angry.
Returning to the challenge, several of the other team had already jumped without complaints, after what they saw they didn't have much to complain about.
The streak was broken though when DJ panicked at the fall, "Unh-unh! No way, man!" He swallowed hard, took a step back. "I'm not even going to jump."
"Afraid of heights?" Chris smiled at DJ.
"Yes, since I was a child!"
"Okay, big guy..." Chris walks over to the giant and puts a chicken hat on DJ's head, "Unfortunately, that makes you a chicken too! You'll have to wear this for the rest of the day."
"Oh man. Really?"
"Bawk, bawk, bawk!" Chris clucked over to an escalator that for some hilarious reason was there, "That means a chicken run is this way!"
DJ sighed as he put it down.
"Excuse me, Chris. I have a medical condition." Countney was the next to step back.
"What condition, Courtney?"
"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs"
"You can chicken out if you want" Chris smiled at him as he checked his nails, "But it could end up costing your team the victory. And then they'll hate you!"
"It's a calculated risk" Courtney looked at the moles, "I've seen the other team and I don't think most of them will jump"
"Okay, here's your chicken hat," the host chuckled before turning to Bass's other teammates, "So who wants to be next?"
"I'm not jumping without Katie!"
"We have to be on the same team!" Katie cried as did her twin, who invaded Chris's personal space, "Please! Can we be on the same team? Can we? Can we? Can we? Can we?"
"Oh, for the love of… Fine!" I was going to get an earache for this teenager, "W-Who wants to change?"
"I'll trade places with her." Izzy held up her hand and Chris nodded and wrote it down on his clipboard.
Katie left the moles, to be replaced by Izzy.
The two twins screeched once more, causing more than one of them to feel pain in their ears.
"Hello moles! Here's your new comrade!"
The whole team stared at the weird orange haired girl, it was still too early to say how good this change would be.
"Welcome" Although of all Naruto received her shaking her hand.
"Great! And by the way you have to show me those moves! You were amazing Foxy!"
The Uzumaki's smile stiffened at that nickname.
"Claro…"
"Hey eyes on me!" After making Owen jump, McLean now looked at the other team, "Gophers! Two of the catfish didn't jump, if all of you do, you win the challenge!"
"To victory!" Izzy didn't even have to finish listening to Chris when he already jumped off the cliff.
"Come on guys, the more you think about it, the more you will doubt" saying that Naruto was the next, running jump and just like the crazy girl, they fell into the safe zone,
"I didn't sign up for this!" Following the advice of the boy in orange, Gwen ran to jump.
Buoyed by each other's bravery, Cody, Trent, Justin, and Noah.
8 of 11.
Breaking to the surface, Naruto had to move to avoid being crushed by the other campers. Getting out of the water he thanked Izzy's gesture that helped her get into the boat, doing the same to help Gwen and the others.
*Blow*
"oh friend"
Several hissed in pain as they heard someone's back slam against the water.
Surfacing, Heather gave Leshawna a death glare.
"You're going to pay me bitch!"
"Hey, I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I?" Leshawna wouldn't say out loud that she enjoyed pushing the girl into the void, now she was hoping for the same luck to fall into the safe zone, with a scream she jumped and landed next to Heather in the safety zone.
Back at the top, the busty blonde gazed in awe at the sharks swimming around the safe zone, "I thought this was going to be a talent show."
"Yes…" The presenter laughed, "No."
"Okay…" Steeling herself, Lindsay gulped before jumping up with a scream, making it to safety.
"N-I can't do it…" Beth looked nervously at Chris, "I'm too scared." The host takes out the chicken hat, "Sorry!" He apologized to his companions.
"Mhe, anyway they already won with Lindsay's jump"
"Does that mean I don't have to wear the chicken hat?"
"Ha… no, put it on"
"Wait… did we win?" Heather stopped twirling her hair as she noticed that almost all of her gear jumped off her.
Pulling out a speaker somewhere, Chris announced the obvious, "The screaming moles are the winners!"
*Change camera*
The Killer Catfish team watched from behind as the Gophers load their crates onto the wooden carts and walk back to their huts, singing along in celebration of their victory.
"Ouch! I think I just got a splinter." Courtney winced as Eva walked over to her and picked up the box from her, startling the girl.
"Shut up and pick up your box…" Eva punched her on the shoulder almost knocking her over, "Chicken!"
"Hey, I'm the only one here with CIT camp experience here, you need me!"
With the winning group, they opened their boxes and began to put the pieces together to start working.
"Er… Who knows how to put these things together?" asked Naruto who looked confused at the instructions that were in Swedish, "Does anyone know how to read French?"
"I know!"
"All yours" giving the plans to Beth I wait like the others for the translation, "You will be in charge of guiding us"
"Seriously?!" I squeak in excitement at the thought of being under the leadership of the team.
"Because she?!" Heather obviously didn't like the idea of taking orders from anyone else.
"Can you read French?"
Trent's withering question made Daddy's girl go quiet.
"Where do we start?" everyone gathered around Beth who began to lead them.
It was obvious that the screaming fish team has good teamwork, something the killer catfish lacked while trying to build a hot tub.
"Why are the instructions in Korean Chris?!" Country shouted angrily for not being able to read the instructions.
"A Small Challenge"
The truth was that it was cheaper to buy these things online at auction, and the last two that were left came with those instructions.
"Do you enjoy seeing us frustrated and angry?" Eva growled, resisting the urge to strangle the host who only chuckled.
"What do you eat you guess?"
McLean wisely backed away upon seeing the murderous glare from the teenage bodybuilder.
The hours passed and both teams had already finished their respective tasks.
Being the judge of the results, Chris only had to touch the dilapidated catfish bathtub for it to come apart.
"Well… It's obvious we have a winner here!" Chris looked at each team before yelling, "The screaming moles! Enjoy your hot tub party, which you'll keep for the rest of the summer! Catfish go rest! You're safe for tonight!"
The moles cheered more and the catfish sighed in disappointment.
*Change camera*
On the dock at camp, Chris smiled for the cameras, "Now it's been a crazy episode. Battles between psychotic teens? Only on my show, and while no one has ever had the disgrace of being the first to get kicked out, keep watching next week. the same time and channel to see more, Drama Island!"
The killer catfish:
Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Harold, DJ, Eva, Owen, Tyler, Katie y Sadie.
The Screaming Moles:
Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, Naruto, Leshawna, Justin y Noah
Losers kicked off the island:
Nobody yet.
End of chapter 2.
Just looking at those comments, the Lora's shell! By far the best debut that a story of mine has had, chaque Zero, that Mirio is with everything.
Perooooooo
It's wacho he asked me a question that made me think.
Do you want to follow a path already traveled or have your own?
Boludo, I laugh at your mystical mambo questions, that you are almost a teacher, studied psychology and pedagogy of the adolescent mind does not make you more than me.
Well, just a little bit, hopefully I'll finish high school.
Going back to the question, hey old cape is right, I don't want to make a copy and paste of the man's story that inspired me, so I'm going to do something neat that differentiates me from his original story.
Chau Bridgette.
Before the immortal words of Thanos.
Forgive me little girl. jpg
I thought a lot and if I want the story to be my own, I will have to make several decisions, such as getting Bridgette out of the Harem. And put her aside until at least another season, where she might return to the harem, I don't know.
I will also have to discard other characters that do not convince me.
The one who thinks she's a princess.
The cheerleading twins.
The red-haired and nice mine.
I don't think they are in the harem, it would be repeating the hit.
Sky yes. Piba suits me.
Also seriously thinking about including amazing career characters.
Goth team?
Asian sisters?
His fucking mother, one of the best duos, not to mention the surfing team, the fucking masters.
Some of them will definitely have to be in the next season.
But Posta, the wheel will have to be turned for the story to work and be what I want, I totally count on your help in the comments and Zero who seems to publish something tomorrow, I hope it's an unexpected arrival, she makes a band that I look forward to publishing of his new chapter.
I await your comments, I read them guys.
I look outside.
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PS: Dr. Sex who knows you? I have the Cartoon Network multiverse, expect more light winks in other chapters.
Psd 2: If my writing is very noticeable, very much like Argentina. It's because I wrote this at the last second before posting.
Now yes.
I look outside.
"speak" character speaking.
"Speak" character thinking.
"Talk" communications by technology.
*scene jump*
~~~~~ • ~~~~~ Change of scenery or place.
Chapter 3: Today you do not sleep.
-Patience is a virtue, it is an apprenticeship-
Atte: Ero-sennin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The sun was rising over the horizon and he immediately opened his eyes, he didn't have to look at his watch to know that it was 6 in the morning, this was the standard time that he started the day since he was 6 years old.
Eva got up from the bed and was not surprised to see that all the other girls with whom they shared a cabin were sleeping.
Running his hands over his face to shake off the sleep, he began.
Brush your teeth, face and a brief bath, for more comfort.
Then she dressed in her sports clothes, once she was ready, she left the cabin to go to the beach, running a few kilometers along the beach would be a good warm-up.
Although it seems that she was not the only one who had that idea.
"Good morning Eve!"
" Damn it" he still felt the bitter taste of yesterday's defeat, the last thing he wanted was to see the person responsible with that smile on his face.
"Working early?" Wearing old clothes and an orange sweatshirt, Naruto greeted the girl happily, doing some stretches and exercises to warm up, he watched curiously as she also started to do some stretches.
"Si"
"Great! Tyler and I just got here"
Tyler? Eva had barely noticed that the boy in the red jumpsuit was already running down the beach, although from the look on his face he seemed still half asleep.
Looks like he wasn't used to training so early.
Maybe he just did it to not leave the Uzumaki alone.
"Do you want me to accompany you?"
"What?" She looked at him strangely, she had never met someone so cheerful, she was normally the type of person she avoided for being too annoying for her liking, "You know we're from different teams, right?"
"Hmm?" he just shrugged, "That doesn't make us enemies, we can be friends, as well as rivals"
"Rivals?" That was a word that interested her, she was still looking forward to the revenge of facing him, not now. Because she knew she was going to lose, she might be temperamental, but she wasn't a fool.
"Of course! We can even learn from each other, I would like to know what regimen you have to have that musculature, I would like to increase mine a little"
"Hmmm"
"And maybe I can help you calm that temper, don't take it the wrong way, but you're very volatile"
Eva had to take a deep breath, following the advice that some of her coaches gave her throughout her athletic career, she had to listen to him.
"My godfather said that there are two types of people, those who can knock down a tree or surround it, strength or intelligence"
"hmmm"
"Why can't we take the best of both worlds and be something else?"
"I'm listening"
"Fine, but first, a ten kilometer race?"
Eve's smile grew.
Both teens ran off, leaving behind a still incredulous Tyler who had to use everything he had to keep up with them.
~~~~~~~~~~~ two days later ~~~~~~~~~~~
At the camp dock, Chris smiled for the cameras and when one of the interns gave him the signal,
"Last time on Total Drama Island, 22 campers came in and found out they're going to be spending the next eight weeks at an old summer camp, and what was our first challenge? They were called up for a challenge where they have to jump from a cliff. in water infested with sharks. My God! Blessed be he who invented contracts"
Chuckling, McLean continued, "There was a lot of yelling and cursing, but it all ended with the moles winning, winning a sweet hot tub! Today, who will be eliminated for the first time in a dramatic campfire ceremony? Find out tonight." on Drama Island!"
*Change camera*
All the campers were taken by surprise, more than one fell from their bed before the repeated sound of a horn, which woke them up, they had no choice but to get dressed, get up and leave their respective cabins.
"Good morning! I hope you slept well" The host greeted earning the murderous look of several of the campers.
"Hey Chris. You look great in these shorts," Heather complimented, to Chris who smiled.
"I know, and I hope you're ready because your next challenge starts in exactly one minute."
"Emmm… sorry Chris, but what about breakfast?" Owen asked hopefully.
"Oh, you'll have your breakfast, Owen, right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake."
"Is seriously?" Eva rolled her eyes, just half an hour ago she had just run half of that with the Uzumaki, "Very easy"
"Easy?" Harold already felt his legs ache from thinking about that amount, like many other campers, "You're evil"
"Just a little bit" admitted the host who took out a stopwatch from his pocket, "You have thirty seconds"
"An Uzumaki Race?" Eva gave a challenging smile at Naruto who smiled back.
"I never say no to a challenge"
*confessional*
"Uzumaki has helped me more in the two days that we have lived together, than other supposed coaches and psychologists in months" Eva admitted before the camera, "I control myself as best I can, between training and talking not so many things anymore they bother me, and it keeps me from doing a lot of silly things that would have gotten me in trouble with other campers for sure, he's a good guy"
*Change camera*
"Okay, runners!" Chris raised his finger in the air as if he were holding a gun, "On his marks, ready and done!"
Some of them ran away while the other decided to walk instead to save energy since they were tired.
And to no one's surprise, Eva was competing for the lead with Naruto, although the latter kept a calm expression, while the girl showed her effort in wanting to keep up.
"Come on Eva, strength is useless without speed"
Eva gritted her teeth when she realized that Tyler was now hot on her heels.
"Run seriously or disappear Uzumaki!"
"Run seriously?" The blond gave the competition one last smile, before gaining a more serious expression and turning around.
More than one of them remained open-mouthed at the distance that formed between him and the others.
Far behind everyone, Heather gave a cocky smile to an incredulous Countney.
*confessional*
"I have to admit, having the jerk on our team gives us a great balance against the others" smiling at the camera Heather looked at her nails, "The other team may have Eva, but we have a Naruto, that silly boy has have to be on my side. After all what force without a brain to handle it?
*Change camera*
Chris hums a song, files his nails, and waits for the rest of the campers to arrive. It was a surprise to see the Uzumaki almost fall on his face as soon as he touched the dining room stairs, the boy knew how to run.
And five minutes later Eva arrived who fell exhausted to catch her breath.
"Wow, the moles once again have the upper hand"
"Shut the fuck up Chris"
"The campers who arrive have to go inside to wait for the others"
Snorting, Eva walked in and gave a sharp look at a cheerful Naruto who threw a bottle of water at her.
"Good race"
"How are you so fast?"
"I spent a lot of my life running, believe me"
"I'll beat you next time"
"We are already two to zero, I am on a good streak"
Giving him a glare she sat up and slammed her arm against the table, "You and me, arm wrestling, now."
"…" Naruto stared at the teen's right arm, he could almost swear it looked bigger than he remembered.
"Unless You're Afraid"
"receiving"
He would never turn his back on any challenge, shaking hands with hers, they both looked at each other defiantly.
*confessional*
"Bad idea! Bad idea! Bad idea!" Naruto shook his right hand trying to ease the pain from his crushed fingers, "Note to myself, never do that again"
*Change camera*
Gwen sat on the table and looked curiously at the Uzumaki's bandaged right hand, which was under the gaze of a smiling Eva, "And what happened to you?"
"Something stupid"
Turning back to Chris, she glanced to her right to see some campers sprawled on the ground and tables before the ground rumbled.
"FEED ME! WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST?!" Chris blinked before the door slammed open, revealing a gasping Owen standing in the doorway with a drool and wide eyes.
"Um…can you wait until everyone gets here?" Chris said before the last member of the moles arrived.
"Damn Noah you made us lose!" Heather grunted as she noticed that all the catfish arrived before the last member of her team.
"I don't run" replied Noah impassively, ignoring the murderous looks of his companions.
"We won!"
For their part, the catfish celebrated.
It didn't last long though, as their host burst his bubble, "Hold your horses, boys!" Chris waved his hands, "That wasn't the challenge."
"What did you just say?" Gwen murmured as the host walked over to a curtain.
"Who's hungry?" Chris smiled as the curtain parted, revealing a large buffet table. The foods actually glowed in bright light.
*confessional*
Gwen rolled her eyes, "After a whole week of brown mud, I almost cried when I saw that buffet."
*confessional*
Owen sobbed and choked, "It was so beautiful... The buffet... So beautiful..."
*confessional*
"Not a single bowl of Ramen? Come on Cheff" Naruto complained.
*confessional*
"This is Canada brat, don't fuck with me" Was the cook's response.
*Change camera*
With all the teenagers full and satisfied after the big breakfast. Chris watched in disbelief as Owen was still licking his plates.
That boy had just eaten a pig, a chicken and two kilos of pure potatoes, and he still wanted more, he didn't want to know where all that was going.
Chris shakes his head before speaking, "Well, let's forget what we just saw... Campers, it's time for the second part of your challenge!"
"I thought part two was just eating…" Owen groaned as the plates were cleared from the table by a resigned Cheff.
There would be a lot to wash.
They didn't pay enough.
"What more do you want from us?" She complained to Gwen that she looked like her stomach was even a little bloated, she had never eaten so much.
"The weird goth girl is right" Heather was the same too, "Haven't we been through enough?"
"Um... let me think about that, no! It's time for the wake up marathon!"
"A what?" They all said in unison.
"Don't worry, this one is easy." The host smiled, "You have to stay awake until the team with the last camper standing wins invincibility."
"So what you're saying is that the 20K run and the banquet was part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?"
"That's how it is!" Chris admitted with a sadistic smile.
"Man, you're good…" They all agreed with Gwen.
"Let's go to the campfire place!"
Gwen groaned as she was pushed with everyone else, looking to her side she noticed that Naruto was just cleaning his teeth with a toothpick.
"How long do you think it will be before everyone is unconscious?" she asked her curious.
Naruto chuckled seeing the faces of some of the campers, "Very much, competition always makes us do crazy things"
"Damn" resigned followed the group.
*Change camera* Bonfire:
It had already been 12 hours and by the looks on everyone's faces, it was already becoming a challenge they were going to hate.
"How long will you do that?" Hours ago, Gwen was watching an orange ball bounce against a tree. The skill of her partner was surprising because whenever she threw the ball, it came back.
"It's a good distraction" Naruto replied who kept throwing the ball over and over again, "The use of my hands and reflexes forces me to stay awake"
"...?" Gwen glanced at the others, the blond boy was not the only one with that idea.
Eva was listening to music while lifting weights.
Country was walking around the area.
Tyler for some reason was working out.
Cody playing cards with Justin.
Others just sat there waiting impatiently for the challenge to end.
Returning to Gwen, she hugs her legs and sighs.
*confessional*
Gwen sighed again, "That was the most brutal thing I've ever done in my life."
*Change camera*
The girl snapped out of her thoughts when she heard a bang, she couldn't help but chuckle when she saw the Uzumaki rub his nose when the ball slipped and hit his face.
"Well, another plan" putting the ball in his pocket, he sat on one of the many logs and looked at the goth girl next to him, "Do you want to spend time talking?"
"Hmmm?" she glanced at him, "I doubt we share the same interests"
"Well, I'm not a fan of the lord of the night"
Giving a snort she shrugged, "Just because I have a goth style doesn't make me satanic and depressive."
"True, but surely you have a hobby, mine is traveling"
"To travel?" Interested, she watched as the blond took out a notebook from her jacket, she took it and looked impressed at different types of postcards, from Germany to Ecuador, "How?"
"Hitchhiking, light jobs like dishwashing and cleaning, you'd be surprised how far you can go if you're helpful and social, though that doesn't mean it's safe, more than once they tried to rob me and beat me up good."
"Is that why you fight so well?" Flipping through the different postcards, she couldn't help but feel envy, she too would like to try something like this, although she preferred to avoid assaults and fights, "This is amazing, how did your parents let you do this? My mom never even let me leave the city alone
"Well, I'm sure they would be worried, but that's fine" smiling he took his scrapbook again, leafing through some pages he smiled wistfully, "But we already talked about me, I want to hear from you"
"Well… I really like to draw"
"Vaya"
"Yes, also a fan of horror movies, from the classics to the modern ones, although I like the classics much more"
"True, although I have to say that I was never a fan of horror, especially the ghost genre, I'm still a bit traumatized by movies like 'The Ring' or the call, whatever it's called"
"Ha, who would say, afraid of ghosts?"
"Very much, the truth is that my tastes for movies are the basics, if I told you my favorite movies you would surely laugh"
"Not much" smiling again she moved a little closer to him. Curious what she would say.
"Well, whatever they say, I like the saga of fast and furious, at least until the seven"
"Yes, eight onwards is a disaster"
"The Entire John Wick Saga"
"Gunshots and Keano Reeves? What all the boys want"
She would not deny it, she also liked shooting movies and with one of her favorite actors in the lead, even better.
"Gohan's movie of the future, the best of dragon ball"
"My little brother loves that movie, he made me watch it with him like a thousand times"
"Well... and the best movie I've ever seen... Wall-e"
"What?" the girl thought she misheard, "Not that robot movie?"
"Oh yes, my favorite movie of all time"
Naruto blushed in embarrassment as the girl giggled a bit.
"I'm sorry! It's just that you seem like the typical tough guy, and well, he's cute" Gwen wasn't lying, she thought he was kind of cute and cute.
"Tender not the word all boys want to hear"
"Oh come on, if it makes you feel better, if you like animated movies, I have a thing for cheesy movies, you know a lot of those old movies from before that ended with a kiss in the sunset"
This time it was Gwen's turn to blush as he chuckled.
In the end both teenagers smiled and continued talking for several hours.
They never noticed that in the distance a serious Eva was looking at everything with a smirk.
Not far away, Chris smiled at the camera.
"Uh oh, the tough girl seems to be jealous"
On the other hand, Heather narrowed her gaze as both Naruto and Gwen continued to talk, or rather coke before her eyes.
*confessional*
"That damn goth, if she becomes the jerk's love interest it's obvious he'll help her go far" Pinching the bridge of her nose, Heather looked at the camera frustrated, "I had a plan to pull strings a bit with that boy, but he's not the only ally I can have, my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me and take me to the final three" Heather smirked, "The only question is, who can I find who is desperate or foolish enough to do what I say?"
*Change camera*
"What are you doing?" Heather turned her head when Gwen asked Lindsay, who was doing a handstand.
"I'm trying to get the blood to my head," Lindsay said, "I think it's working!"
"I can try?" beth asked
"Okay"
All the boys, at least the ones who were awake couldn't hide when looking at the huge breasts of the blonde girl almost coming out of her blouse because it was inside out.
" Typical" Gwen thought seeing the attention of all the boys, even Naruto couldn't help but give a look.
"Eh Lindsay"
"¿Yes Neth?"
"Your cleavage, and it's Naruto"
"Oh?" The blonde noticed her and fell back, to the disappointment of several of her, she adjusted her blouse, "Thank you Naruto!"
"You're welcome." He didn't have to turn around to know that all the boys were giving him dirty looks.
"Quite a gentleman huh?" Gwen looked at the boy curiously, few would have bothered to do what he did.
"I do what I can"
Watching as that pair kept talking, Heather looked at another pair, "Lindsay, Beth, can I talk to you guys for a second?"
"Of course!"
The trio walk a little further away from their team, with the Korean girl staring at the other two, forcing a smile as she began the first step of her plan, "Okay, I have a plan for me and two other people to be between each other." the three finalists, and I choose you"
"Really?" The blonde was thrilled at the idea, as was the farm girl.
"Sure! But they should know that this is serious, I'm putting my trust in you, and trust is a two way street," Beth and Lindsay nodded, "So, will you do everything I tell you?" ?"
"Of course!" Lindsay yelled at Beth, "Let's go to the final three!"
"Oh my gosh, I'm going to the final three!"
" Too easy." Heather didn't even have to persuade them too much.
One was a blonde who had more breasts than brains.
Another was a field loser who was desperate for friends.
"Speaking of alliances, you know who I think is really cute?" Turning the conversation in another direction, the blonde smiled as she pointed to someone among the teenagers.
"Justine?" Beth sighed dreamily as she looked at the motionless Justin, who hadn't moved in a couple of hours, just standing there.
"A little cute, but no." Shaking her head, the blonde pointed to another person who was still talking to Gwen.
"Naruto?" Heather frowned.
*confessional*
"I think he's the nicest guy I've ever seen" said Lindsay happily who sighed dreamily, "It would be a nice change from all the idiots I've dated before, who only think about my physique, who think that because they're handsome They can do what they want, if I talk about you Jonny!"
*confessional*
"At first I thought I'd object" thoughtfully Heather rubbed her chin, until a more mischievous smile formed on her lips, "But as I always say, why do something if others can do it for you? It's time for the blonde hollow I do what I know how to do best"
*Change camera*
Heather smiled as she took Lindsay by the shoulders and spoke in her ear, "That's right, he's very cute and the two of them would make a wonderful couple."
"Realy?"
"Of course yes, trust me, go for him, I will give you the signal as the right time"
"Thank you very much Greta! You are a wonderful friend"
"Just for you"
The gears began to turn and as the hours passed, Heather saw another opportunity, another movement in the form of an MP3.
"I go to the bathroom." Eva grunted as she got up and walked away from her, dropping something in her path.
Heather surreptitiously walked over to the music player and, pretending to stretch, took it.
"What are you doing?"
Although unfortunately it was seen by Naruto who looked suspiciously at what the girl took from the ground, he had seen the MP3 and didn't have to think much to know what it would be used for.
"Gain"
"Sabotaging others?"
"Of course not obvious captain" Putting the MP3 in her pocket, Heather was about to leave, but a hand grabbed her shoulder.
"If you have to resort to sabotage to win, your victory will be worthless"
Naruto frowned as his hand was swatted away.
"I don't need Captain America lessons, so get out of my way."
Shaking his head, Naruto was about to say something, but he didn't expect his right arm to be caught by some skinny arms and squeezed by something very soft.
"Hey Nathan! Help me find lunch for everyone"
He didn't have time to refuse when Lindsay dragged him with her.
Smiling arrogantly Heather said goodbye to the Uzumaki, "Tonto" crossing her arms saw Eva return to her place and immediately noticed that she didn't have her player, so she started looking for it, "I already said it. Too fac…"
She stopped halfway through her sentence. When patting her pocket where she had the player, she noticed that she was gone, searching her pockets and the floor, she gritted her teeth furiously as she realized what had happened.
"¡UZUMAKI!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Looking at the MP3 with a smile, Naruto put it in his pocket.
"How did you do that?"
They both came back after getting some sandwiches from the kitchen for their partners, and the blonde noticed that he had the player that was supposed to be used by Heather against Eva.
"I spent a couple of years in South America, I met people who steal just by touching you, a useful trick"
"Have you been to Asia?"
"…"
"South America is not in Asia?"
"No"
"Oh…" embarrassed the girl looked the other way, the truth is that it will be difficult for her to retain information that she didn't care about, in itself she barely felt that she was going to graduate from high school, and it was only because her parents gave her many private teachers who help her , "You must think I'm a fool"
"Only a little"
"…" the girl's shoulders sagged, that was too much honesty.
"Hey, come on, I am too, you don't know when I had a hard time doing elementary school, it was incredibly boring, if I didn't fall asleep I was thinking about any nonsense, if it weren't for my mother sometimes having me study every afternoon I would have also been left in a bad way As for my grades"
"Wow"
"You know, my godfather used to say that every person has an attribute, something that makes him or her different, maybe academics are not your thing, surely you have qualities that others don't, for example, I'm good at Parkour and throwing, do you what are you good at?
"UH yes! I can do something amazing"
"So?"
"It's like a psychic, I can guess if it's going to rain, hours before it rains I feel something in my breasts"
"…"
"Isn't that a good quality?"
"…" Naruto stared at the girl for a long moment, "Well… I guess so, but there has to be something else."
"Well, my sisters always told me that I always know what clothes each person should wear, they and my friends always ask me for my opinion"
"Hey that's good"
"Yes, and I think your jacket looks great on you, orange is your color"
"Thank you" patting his jacket, he smiled wistfully, "It was a gift from my godfather, it's a bit big, but in the end when I reach adulthood it will fit me perfectly"
*You know Nagato"
"Naruto"
"Oh yes, I really like you"
"And you to me, I hope we will be good friends all the time we are here"
Lindsay almost dropped the tray where she brought all the sandwiches, a single word like friends hurt more than a slap, but at least it was a good start.
The two teenagers made it to the campfire and stared at a naked Owen walking past them, everyone in camp staring at the fat sleepwalker who got lost in the woods.
"Uncomfortable…" Naruto murmured, already feeling that he lost his appetite, like many others, although he stopped thinking about that, when he saw several of the catfish looking for something, "What's wrong?"
"Oh, Eva lost her MP3" DJ stuck his head into a tree hole thinking he might find something, though he stuck his head out when a squirrel jumped at his face and started scratching him, "Ahhhhh!"
The gray squirrel that seemed to have fangs seemed to shake its fist in threat, as it took its acorn to go back to the tree.
"Yeah," searching through the bushes, Tyler pointed to an irritated yet quiet Eva looking for her player, "She asked if anyone had seen it, and she asked us to help her look for it, that last one was unexpected if you ask me."
"Oh yeah?" Naruto couldn't help but have a big smile on her face, apparently the girl advanced much more than he thought, "Hey Eva!"
"What?' With a log weighing easily a couple of hundred kilos over her head, Eva turned to look at Naruto who was holding her MP3 player.
"Is this yours? I found it in the-"
More than one camper winced as the bodybuilder girl nearly knocked the Uzumaki off his feet as he received a bone-cracking bear hug.
"Thank you!"
"No-or is there-and… why-"
Sitting on a log, Heather gritted her teeth.
*confessional*
"That moron ruined it!" The Korean teenager bit her thumb in an attempt to appease her anger, shouted furiously, "We could have eliminated one of the strongest members of the other team! I don't know what he did to make that gorilla more patient now! I ruin everything!"
*Change camera*
More than 24 hours have passed and several were left out.
6 of 22 campers were asleep and the catfish had the advantage
More than one woke up and was upset by the sudden scream of Tyler who yelled out of nowhere, who yelled something about a rabid bear.
"Looks like the insomnia side effect is kicking in" Chris laughed at the reaction of the jock who ran away, "Congratulations campers. You've made it to the 24 hour mark. Time to kick things up a notch."
"Hummmm" everyone groaned as the host pulled out a stack of books, "Fairytales!"
Chef appeared out of nowhere, dressed in a pink sheep costume and carrying a harp, with a face that said, 'They don't pay me enough.'
"You can not be serious!" Gwen slapped her hands against her face. She hated children's stories.
"Once upon a time, inside this boring kingdom..." Chef played his harp as some of the remaining campers yawned, "A boring town and inside this boring sleepy town, full of very boring children."
Cody was the first to fall asleep during the story, but a fart in the face woke him up and it turned out he was resting his head on Owen's butt.
Suddenly, Chef jumped into the air in a pink tutu outfit, scaring the campers and throwing some sleeping powder at them.
DJ tied himself to the tree for no reason before falling asleep under Chef's dust attack, knocking down a tree in the process.
"Lindsay?" Naruto blinked when he realized that the girl had fallen asleep and fell on his back on the ground, with a sigh he took off her jacket to put her on top of her.
"Another…" Heather growled, yawning.
On the opposing team's side, some have already resigned themselves to just sitting and waiting, except for Country who kept moving where he was.
*confessional*
Courtney looked at the ceiling and then looked at the camera, the dark circles were getting more noticeable, "I thought that if I kept moving, I could survive all of them. I just had to keep my eyes on the target"
*Change camera*
40 hours.
Forty hours later, some of the campers passed out, leaving Eva, Duncan, Courtney against Beth, Justin, Gwen, Naruto, Trent, and Heather.
"Beth?" Heather, hearing a blow, turned around and frowned as she saw the farm girl pass out.
Trent was trying to talk to Gwen, but she was too tired to listen.
The goth was distracted by looking at others and blinked at the realization, "Look at him, he's like a statue... he hasn't even moved in over fifty hours."
"Yeah, even Naruto doesn't move a muscle." Trent pointed at a motionless Naruto who dared to stop moving as he was sitting in the lotus position. As if he was meditating.
"Hey Chris Uzumaki hasn't moved in five hours! He's asleep!" Country had already seen enough to think that the boy was asleep, no one could be so still for so long.
"Seriously?" Chris put down his phone to approach the boy, "Naruto?"
"What?"
The host almost jumped in surprise, when the teenager just widened his eyes and looked at him, "Have you been awake this whole time?"
"Yes, my godfather taught me to meditate, it rests the mind and body without the need to sleep"
"Oh, come on!" Duncan complained, "That guy could be like this for days!"
Hearing the complaints from his teammates, Chris checked his phone and made a few calls, "Yeah, you can't do that, it would be unfair to your teammates, so you'll have to keep your eyes open."
"Okay" resigned Naruto stood up, at least a few hours of meditation made him feel more rested, walking he bumped into Justin and accidentally stepped on him, "Sorry friend"
"¿Hmm?"
They all turned around and gaped at how the pretty boy opened his eyes that were supposed to be already open.
"She painted her eyelids! I saw it! Chris! Chris!" Countney's screams made more than one of them feel a headache.
"Shut!" Making the girl shut up, Chris walked over to look at the teen who smiled awkwardly, "Oh I don't think so, this is so fucking cool! But you're still out mate."
*Change camera*
38 hours.
Country passed out.
Eva fell like a punching bag.
And several of the other campers still hadn't woken up.
Leaving Heather, Duncan, Trent, Naruto and Gwen still in the competition.
And everyone was entertained as he could.
Duncan decides to prank Harold using the 'hand in the glass' trick, "Gross! It works! The guy peed his pants!" The nerd wakes up to Duncan's scream, only to find his pants wet and gasping in shock as the punk laughed at him.
"Not bad" with dark circles in his eyes, Naruto accepted that that was a good joke, "But this is better"
Duncan didn't understand what she meant until she pointed to two of the boys sleeping on the floor, who had been too close to each other.
Cody groaned when he felt something bite his ear and a hand rub his belly, opening his eyes he was petrified to see who was touching him, causing him to wake up too.
"AHHHH/ AHHHHH!" Noah and Cody screamed together, causing the sleeping campers to wake up with dazed eyes.
Duncan burst out laughing, sorry he hadn't weighed that, "I underestimated you, Whiskers."
"It's a gift"
While the boys were having fun, the girls were on the verge of collapse,
Gwen yawned for the tenth time that day, "I'd kill for a coffee right now..."
"Shut up" growled Heather who also felt the same.
"My head hurts" Trent mumbled as he wanted to rest his head on his hand, but ended up failing and fell face first on the ground.
"Are you OK, friend?" Naruto kicked him with his foot, he didn't even have the energy to try to pick him up.
"…" there was no response from the musician, he was knocked out.
Drinking a coffee and looking at his watch, Chris couldn't believe that these guys were still awake, he had bet a thousand bills with chef that they weren't going to last two days and almost fifty hours had passed.
"What about you?" Chris walks over with a cup of coffee as if he's teasing them, "Go to sleep already!"
"Come on, you have to give her something, man!" Gwen groaned as she grabbed the host's leg, "I'd even eat the grind! Anything!"
"Fine… You four stay with me…" Chris grumbled, "The rest of you go and take a shower, for God's sake. You suck!"
They all turned and looked at Harold, said nerd ran off.
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"Dude you are tough!" Naruto praised the last of the remaining catfish.
A serious Duncan shrugged, the final match was his against Gwen, Heather and Naruto.
"I spent all my adolescence at night, this is nothing"
"So am I," Gwen growled, crossing her arms and looking at him defiantly.
"Goths, no matter what" Heather muttered, biting her lower lip, the pain a distraction from her eyelids that felt like lead.
"You're the life of the party right?" Naruto asked amused, ignoring the girl's murderous look, "Well, this reminds me of when I used to go out to train with my godfather, he always used to pass the time with weird questions, like… if they had the opportunity to have sex with a famous person, would they? Who would it be?
What kind of godfather did this guy have?
It was the question that went through the minds of the teenagers, although they let it go, anything to distract them.
"Anya Taylor-Joy" Duncan muttered who definitely thought that was the hottest blonde he had ever seen, "Or also the girl from the first Transformers, Megan Fox"
"You have good taste" Naruto nodded.
Rolling her eyes, Gwen shrugged, "Andrew Garfield, he's…amazing, but also Keanu Reeves, guys he's what every girl would love."
"I would give anything to meet those two" Naruto said rubbing his chin thoughtfully, "I always said it and I will say it, the sexiest girl I've ever seen is Alexandra Daddario"
"Isn't that the girl from the Percy Jackson movie?" Duncan remembered and whistled, now he remembered that girl, she was hot as hell.
"Yes, if they gave me a coin for every time I masturbate thinking about her"
The effects of little sleep made either Naruto loose his tongue or he just didn't care what the others thought, maybe a bit of both considering how he laughed.
"These crazy dude" Gwen smiled amused just like Duncan, it would be difficult to get bored with the boy.
With a weary sigh Naruto shrugged, "If you can't laugh at yourself you must be a very boring person"
All eyes fell on Heather, "What are you looking at? I'm not boring!"
"Come on daddy's girl, you're the only one who hasn't said which actor you want to roll with" Duncan smiled as he saw the girl cross her arms with a frown.
"Yes, don't be boring" Cheer up Gwen pushing the girl a little.
"Come on Heather, we won't leave you alone until you say so"
Rolling her eyes, the Korean teenager had to speak, "Robert Pattinson"
"The new Batman?"
"The effeminate vampire?"
Naruto and Duncan asked respectively. Causing Heather to give them a death stare, "He's more than just a goofy superhero or pale vampire! He's an exemplary, handsome man who's more talented than a lot of other Hollywood losers."
"¿Una fangirl eh?"
"Shut the fuck up vapid goth"
"Come on Heather, don't be like that, the subject has talent, the Lighthouse more than confirmed it" Gwen said, making the other boys also nod their heads.
"I once met a girl who was such a fan that she wrote stories about her with that actor, she was so weird" Punk recalled without noticing that Heather tensed, although Naruto did.
"Awww~ ¿Heather tú-"
"Shut!"
"Wow! Wow!" Naruto had to raise his hands in surrender before the girl pounced on him, quite a chord it seemed, "Okay, I didn't say anything"
The talk continued for a few more minutes, until then there was silence and a couple of hours passed.
Gwen blinked when she heard some snoring, she raised an eyebrow when she saw Heather fall asleep against a Naruto who barely had his eyes open, he was so married that he didn't even feel the girl lean on him.
It didn't take long for him to fall asleep too.
"Oye Gwen"
"¿Hmm?"
"Do you think the same as me?" Duncan's mischievous smirk rubbed off on the goth who smirked as well.
Hours later:
"We have the winner!"
Heather woke up from Chris's sudden screams, when she heard the word 'winner' she immediately relaxed, at least the goth girl was good for something, with a sigh she wanted to continue sleeping on the comfortable and warm pillow.
Which went up and down.
The girl opened her eyes suddenly when she noticed that she wasn't asleep on the floor, much less alone, she had woken up on the chest of the idiot who was hugging her asleep.
If the cameras weren't enough.
Not Chris's smirk.
He woke up.
"Hmm?" Naruto blinked as he opened his eyes to see what was on top of a transfixed Heather, "Fuck, good morning."
*confessional*
"Ahu…" Naruto in pain held an ice pack against his right cheek which still had a red mark in the shape of a hand, "That girl has a heavy hand, although it was worth it, waking up with a hot girl? My godfather would be proud "
"I heard you Uzumaki!"
The camera wobbled as Heather kicked in the door and the boy deftly climbed out the small bathroom window.
*confessional*
"Those goths are going to pay me!" Heather swore she had the fire of revenge burning in her eyes, "Is it funny to move in my sleep against the moron?! No! And let it be clear! He was hugging me! Not me him!" "
*Change camera*
"Welcome to the first campfire ceremony!" Chris introduced as he approached the members of the killer catfish with a tray of marshmallows, "Everyone cast their votes and made their decision, even though the votes were closer, there are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I say your name, come on up and claim your marshmallow"
The campers looked at each other.
*confessional*
"This was hard" DJ admitted to the camera with a shy smile, "Everyone gave their best in the challenge"
*confessional*
"I honestly don't know who will leave" Country shrugged his shoulders, "For sure he will be one of the weakest and least valued in the team, after all we need the best if we want our team to go far"
*confessional*
Going back to Chris, he felt the tension in the air, it was difficult to kick someone out when everyone liked each other and no one made a mistake.
"The camper who doesn't get a marshmallow must immediately return to the dock of shame, catch the losers' boat and leave! Never to return, ever"
All the teenagers gulped.
"Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Harold, DJ, Eva, Owen, Tyler…"
All those named looked for their respective marshmallows, finally leaving the two best friends who looked at each other in panic, one of them was about to be kicked off the island.
With an all too long dramatic pause, Chris finally gave the last name, "Katie!"
The two sisters gasped.
"Sadie, the Pier of Shame awaits you!"
The stocky girl stood up with a stood up.
The other members of the team felt uncomfortable when both friends cried and Cheff had to come to take one of the sisters to throw her into the boat.
"Well! Everyone have a good night's sleep" Chris said goodbye to the campers who resignedly left, "You're all safe"
Looking back at the camera, she smiled again, "A lot has happened! For the second time the Moles win, and the first elimination was tonight, Stay with us to find out what the future holds, Can Katie get over the breakup?" with her non-biological twin? Will Heather get her revenge? What will Eva think of Naruto's closeness with the others? Find out in the next episode at the same time, on the same channel, on… drama island!"
The killer catfish:
Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Harold, DJ, Eva, Owen, Tyler, Katie y Sadie.
The Screaming Moles:
Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, Naruto, Leshawna, Justin y Noah
Losers kicked off the island:
Sadie.
End of chapter 3.
Another chapter longer than poor man's hope.
And hold on.
Things are going well, just look at all those comments and support dad, and with only three chapters we already passed the barrier of one hundred comments and not to mention the followers, let's go with everything dad.
And now that I have a more fixed idea.
The harem is in:
Gwen.
Heather.
Izzy.
Eva.
Lindsay.
They would cover what is the first season, while in the second I plan to include characters in advance, such as those with an amazing career.
Future Possibilities!
Dawn (Who am I kidding, she's more than guaranteed)
Kitty and Emma (I have a thing for Asians)
Jazmine (Another OP character)
Perhaps?
Sky.
I honestly don't remember any others.
You're just watching the series again, which thank God is on YouTube.
I await your comments and support folks.
"speak" character speaking.
"Speak" character thinking.
"Talk" communications by technology.
*scene jump*
~~~~~ • ~~~~~ Change of scenery or place.
Chapter 4: All of you against me…
-Give it all, even when defeat is certain-
Atte: Ero-sennin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Who did they kick out?"
Some guys were outside the cabin waiting to see who was eliminated, and it was a surprise to see what one of the best friends was.
"Sadie"
"¡Sadie!"
The campers became uncomfortable when the tanned girl burst into tears again, her teammates felt guilty for wanting to come cheer her up, after all several of them jumped to get her sister kicked off the island.
Katie sat on the stairs crying, making some even more uncomfortable.
"What do we do?" Cody whispered to Naruto as he was sitting close to him with an ice pack against his cheek.
"Talk with her"
"Because I?"
"Because a girl almost slapped me under her teeth" Naruto still felt the penetrating gaze of Heather who was from her cabin giving him a look of death, "You go"
"And what do I tell him?"
"I don't know, good luck friend, I'm going to sleep" Saying that, Naruto said goodbye, patting the Geek boy on the back, who gulped.
He knew how to flirt, or at least he tried to.
But make a girl stop crying? She didn't even know how to start.
Going with the skinny sister, she kept crying
Her best friend was gone and what was she going to do now? She stopped crying when someone tapped her on the shoulder, looking up she was met by a shy Cody.
"Um... are you okay?"
"CC-Cody?" Katie wasn't sure if it was his name, but she heard Gwen mumble about him as she passed, mostly complaints.
"Yeah…" Cody rubbed his neck, thinking of all the shows and stuff he'd watched to even have any idea what to say, "I just saw you cry and…well…"
"Oo-oh... I'm..." Katie sobbed again, startling Cody. "Sadie!"
The freak swallowed hard to sit next to her and pat her back, he didn't know how to comfort the girls.
"D... Do you want to talk about it?"
The skinny half looks at him before nodding and begins to vent to him as he pats her on the back over and over again.
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The next day, everyone was still tired from the last challenge, one more than others, like Duncan who was snoring on the table, while the others ate in silence.
"Hola Cody"
"Hola Katie"
More than one raised an eyebrow when both teenagers passed and greeted each other.
"You owe me 20, I won't send her to the devil" Naruto muttered to a resigned Trent who took a twenty from his pocket.
He had underestimated the geek boy's charisma.
"Good morning campers!" Making the showy entrances that he was so fond of, Chris made an appearance in the dining room, "Duncan, you look like shit boy" he taunted with a smile.
"Fuck you McLean" The punk grunted before wanting to go back to sleep on the table.
"Everything's fine?" asked curious Beth to the boys who seemed more tired than the others.
"Owen farted all night...it sucks so bad!" Trent complained.
"It's the beans!" Owen defended himself with a guilty look on his face.
"Then don't eat them fat" Duncan was just as irritated as the others.
Between the fart machine and Harold's snoring, it was a nightmare.
"Wow, four sleepless nights! How bad does that sound?"
"Do you want to find out?" Duncan had to be stopped by a serious Eva,
"No, no, it's okay" Chris raised his hands apologetically, but his smile said otherwise.
"And why do you look better than the others?" Leshawna asked curious when she saw that the Uzumaki seemed to be one of the few that she seemed to have rested well.
"Eva lent me her MP3 and I sprayed some of Lindsay's perfume on my pillow, it helped a lot"
All the boys rolled their eyes, the Uzumaki had his moments when he was too smart.
And now he was planning something, by the way he was glancing at the kitchen door.
Suddenly, all eyes fell on Harold, who had just entered the main lodge with a mustache pattern on his face, and everyone laughed before laughing at him as soon as he sat down at the catfish table.
"What?" Harold asked upon hearing the laughter of his classmates.
"Somebody messed with your face, dude," Geoff whispered, making the nerd check his reflection in the spoon.
"Amazing mustache! I'm a man now!" He puffed out his chest.
"You need to get intimate with a girl before that loser"
Immediately the boy was deflated by Eva's comment.
"He-hey!" Chris yelled to get her attention, "Everyone, it's Gwen!"
The moles cheered when the goth girl appeared at their table.
"Why do we clap?" Lindsey asked.
"Because of her we won" answered Beth.
"Oh, true"
Ignoring everyone, the girl fell like a puppet without strings against the table, "I'm so tired… I can't feel my face…" was the last thing Gwen said before her face was buried in her bowl of oatmeal.
"She is fine?" Trent touched the girl's shoulder, who just grunted.
"Breathe, unfortunately" grumbled Heather who wanted to take a bite of her bread, only for her to almost break her teeth, the bread was a rock.
"¡Gwen!"
"Hmm?" Feeling the weight of the world on his head, he looked lazily at the cheerful Uzumaki who passed him something under the table, something warm at his touch.
Not that thing .
The girl's eyes sparkled when her scent caught the heavenly scent of coffee, she immediately tasted it, it tasted amazing, "Where did you get it?"
"Where is my coffee?!"
Rarely have campers seen Chris so angry that when he went to the kitchen, he found his coffee pot empty.
*confessional*
"Ero-sennin did not train a beginner" Naruto played between his fingers a key, surely from the kitchen where he had just trained, "He said that if he wanted, he could enter the white house and sit in the chair at the desk of the president to read the newspaper, and get out without being seen... and I believe him"
*confessional*
Taking a long sip from her coffee cup, Gwen gave the camera a smile, "Best coffee in the world, I owe you a Naruto."
*Change camera*
Heading back to the dining room, Heather was having a chat with the girls that made up her alliance, "Let's go over the rules one more time. Number one, I'm the captain of this alliance, so I have to make the rules. Number two…"
"Can breaking the rules result in you being expelled from the alliance?" Lindsay guessed making Heather nod.
"Number three, I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits."
Lindsay tilted her head, that didn't seem fair, "I don't know about the last rule."
"Okay, I can change it." Beth and Lindsay smiled, "I can also find someone else to come with me to the final three." Heather's subtle threat changed their minds.
Naruto who was sitting nearby couldn't help but hear the talk and frown.
"Okay, campers, listen up!" Chris clapped his hands, "Your next challenge starts in ten minutes."
"What?! We already had one yesterday!" Country complained who said what everyone thought, they still felt tired.
"Y?" Olympianly ignoring the gazes of the campers, Chris led the way for the next challenge.
*Change camera*
Campers stand in the middle of the field that was built on the beach.
Duncan was the last to enter the court before lying down in the stands, noticing his team looking at him, "Wake me up and it'll be the last thing you do!" The punk threatened before passing out.
"I want to see what you try punk" growled Eva who was the only one who remained impartial in the face of the threat.
"This is all your fault, you know?" Courtney glared at Owen and Harold.
"It's the beans! I can't help it!"
"It's a medical condition, gosh"
Chef blows his whistle before growling at them, "Pay attention, you foolish teenagers!"
"Thank you, Chef" Chris patted the current referee on the back: "Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball, do I need to say the rules? Many of you are still in high school"
At the looks on the teens' faces, Chris snorted, "Well, the first rule…"
Noah cut him off with a smile, "Aren't you talking about the game?" Some of the campers laughed when Chris frowned.
"As I was saying, if you get hit with the ball…" The host throws the ball with all his might.
"Arrrgh!" Noah gasped and all the men around him felt that ghostly pain as the ball hit his family's jewels.
No one was going to erase Chris' smile for the rest of the day.
"You're out" I finish with a smile
"It's…official…I…hate…you…" Noah groaned in pain as Cody helped him up.
Ignoring him, Chris caught the ball Chef passed him, "If you catch the ball, the pitcher goes out and the catcher brings another team member onto the court..." Chris pulls his arm back, "Okay, Tyler, try." to hit me"
The ball flew into the athlete's hands, so that Chef then threw another ball to the host: "If you have a ball in your hand, you can use it to deflect the ball, but if it takes the ball out of your hands, you're out."
"So what do I do again when the ball comes at me?" Lindsay asked as Tyler tossed the ball to Chris, who deflected it.
"Esquivas!"
Lindsay screamed when she saw the ball coming towards her, though she didn't quite touch it when a hand caught it out of the air.
"Or do you catch her?" with a smirk Naruto dropped the ball, "Not so Chris?"
"You're not fun," Chris pulled out a timer that showed a 15-minute countdown, "You have 15 minutes until game time to make your strategy, and since the moles have an odd number, they have to leave one person out of each play"
The 15 minute countdown began.
"Okay, this looks bad" Heather didn't have to look at her rivals to know that they had better players, just seeing Eva made her shiver, "The other team will do their best to catch up. Who want to sit down and wait your turn?
"I volunteer." Noah steps forward, for obvious reasons he wasn't going to play.
"Okay" Naruto stood next to Heather and gave her entire team a general look, "Has anyone ever played this?"
Only Leshawna, Cody, and Izzy raised their hands.
Both Heather and Naruto looked at each other.
This was going to be difficult.
round one:
Chef looked to the sides as the players entered the area. Izzy, Naruto, Leshawna, Cody and Justin were the first to face Eva, DJ, Tyler, Harold and Katie.
"They're fried" Eva's smile was wide as she cracked her knuckles, glaring at Naruto who gave her a forced smile.
"Revenge?"
"Revenge"
The girl still resented him for the first challenge.
"Ahead!" Heather encouragement from the stands, not for nothing was she a cheerleader at her school: "I don't know, let them intimidate you and win! Or I swear they'll pay me!"
Wow motivation.
"Both teams ready?" Chris looked both ways, everyone nodded, "The first to lose their five players lose, now let the game begin!"
As soon as he finished his sentence, Chef blows his whistle louder to start the game and both teams collect their balls.
Three on one side, two on the other.
Naruto and Eva exchanged challenging looks and the balls flew out of their hands and collided in the middle of the court, causing Katie and Justin to get hit on their rebound.
Two out.
One from each team.
Naruto didn't have time to take a second throw as two balls hit his body.
Obviously the other team was going to eliminate the most dangerous.
"Very easy!" Eva caught the balls that rolled to her feet, hitting Cody hard and sending Cody flying into the wall.
Justin was shot at close range in the face by DJ.
Leshawna took one to her face which also left her on the ground.
And finally Izzy was hit by three balls thrown by the rest of the team.
"18 seconds?" Chris had to look at his stopwatch twice, that one had been too fast, "Catfish win round one!"
"5 minutes!" Blowing his whistle, Chef gave the signal to rest.
With the moles, we see some recovering and others discouraged.
The first defeat was crushing.
"Come on team" and Noah saying that while reading a book as if he didn't care in the least what happened to them, made more than one of them irritated.
"Ouch… I think my intestines are in my heels" Cody murmured that after the hit of the ball thrown by Eva, he was afraid that the next ball would go through it.
"My face!" Beside him Justin looked in panic at the bruise on his right eye.
Naruto gave a resigned sigh as he watched the other team as they glorified a smiling Eva, "The price of doing the right thing. You said so Ero-sennin."
The girl was definitely an opponent who not only knew how to lead, but also had the strength to back her up.
"I'm going in!" Heather refused to lose, she was going to go in and show them how it was done, "Gwen, Lindsay, Beth and Noah stand up! The rest of you get ready! Because we're going to win!"
Second round:
"10 seconds…" Chris almost felt sorry for how the moles got squashed, just almost, as he also laughed at the red mark in front of Heather being charged into the benches.
Blowing his whistle again, Chef looked disappointed at the game, "Instead of moles it should be worms, 10 minutes!"
"Thanks for the support Chef" Naruto growled between clenched teeth as he looked at his companions who, if they were already devastated before, now they wanted to throw in the towel.
"Can we give up? That way it wouldn't hurt so much" Lindsay said timidly as she rubbed the red mark on her stomach in pain, Owen had more strength in his arm than it seemed.
"I agree with her." Trent had an ice pack on his testicles.
What about accidental shots at the family jewels?
"This will hurt in the morning" Gwen wanted to throw in the towel too, just because her face was numb didn't mean a ball to the face didn't hurt.
The others looked at each other, maybe their streak was going to end today.
"You really want to give up?"
Naruto rolled his eyes as all of his teammates nodded in agreement.
"Well, what a pity! Because I don't and if necessary I will enter the court alone"
"Well, good luck," Heather growled as she tried to erase the mark of the soccer ball logo on her forehead.
With a sigh Naruto rubbed his face, then just sat down, "Listen, my godfather always said, that there is no worse failure than one in which you give up without giving everything, if we are going to fall, at least we have to do it with the head up"
"…"
"…"
"Something cliche isn't it?"
The answer for Noah was a ball that hit him in the face.
"Gracias Heather"
Naruto wasn't going to question where the girl got the ball from, but he appreciated the gesture of punching the sarcastic boy in the face.
"You said it Uzumaki, I hate to lose" Heather stood next to the Uzumaki, and smiled fiercely, "But I also hate humiliation, so everyone get your pathetic butts up, why are we going to give it our all!"
*confessional*
"Wow, who knew Heather and Naruto would be so close?" Gwen was surprised, but also excited, "And you're both right, if you have to fall in style"
*confessional*
"Yes!" Cody yelled at the top of his lungs, "I got trashed in this game back in high school too! And I'm not going to give up again without giving it my all honey! Get your ass Catfish ready because the moles take it all!"
*confessional*
"Do you know those kind of guys who always talk you into doing crazy things?" chuckling, Trent smirked, "Naruto is that guy, let's do this"
*confessional*
"Oh, my God!" Lindsay shrieked almost causing the camera lens to break, "Isn't that great?!"
*confessional*
"That's baby!" waving the camera, Izzy was like a storm inside the small bathroom, "Foxy got serious! Oh Izzy likes her!"
*confessional*
"The truth was that they were going to throw in the towel" Chris was sincere in thinking that the team was going to give up, "But television loves losers with hopes, that boy does not disappoint"
*Change camera*
The two teams to form now were.
Naruto, Heather, Trent, Izzy y Gwen.
Vs
Eva, DJ, Countney, Owen y Bridgette.
Being the last team they had confident smiles on their faces.
"Both teams ready?" Chris looked both ways, amused by how the two teams looked at each other with defiance.
"It's time to rock!" Izzy started to jump, and they barely heard the whistle.
The orange haired girl shook hands with the Uzumaki's, united she was propelled and before anyone could take the balls, they were all kicked to her side.
On the other side of the court, the rest of the group of moles caught the balls, and when they looked like they were going to throw them, they threw them next to him.
All eyes fell on Naruto and Izzy who threw and knocked down Eva who couldn't catch or dodge, she was knocked down by the balls hitting her in her face and chest.
Although there were only two.
The catfish, concentrating on their team leader's fall, did not see Heather, Trent, and Gwen shoot at them.
On the ricochet, the balls were taken by Izzy who threw one ball after another, so hard that more than one of them winced when Countney was hit in the stomach at point-blank range and the other hit Countney squarely in the face. Geoff.
"Wow!" Chris's jaw dropped as all the catfish felled, "I need a repeat of that! Just look at that combo!"
The screens on the court showed how one by one the catfish team were taken down, which will show it in slow motion, just made it fun for Chris.
"The Moles' First Victory!"
The whole team celebrated in a group hug.
Fourth round:
"Noah you come in!"
More than one of the team looked at Izzy strangely, but they didn't argue, she had whispered something in Heather's ear, she smiled mischievously.
A new team entered the field.
Naruto, Izzy, Heather, Cody y Noah.
Vs
Eva, Harold, DJ, Tyler y Geaff.
"Everyone knows what to do!" Eva ordered her team that they had their full attention on the duo that was the biggest problem.
Naruto e Izzy.
If you cut off the head, the body will die.
Looking both ways, Chris gave the signal for the match to begin.
Fast.
Several were shocked by the way Eva ran and jumped to take one of the balls, with a smile of euphoria she pointed at her target, to throw it with all her might.
They all heard the thud of the ball hitting someone.
Noah fell with blank eyes passed out after being pushed by Heather as soon as the whistle blew and he was in the path of the ball that sent him flying.
The ball thrown by Eva did not even touch the ground when it was caught by Izzy, who threw it against a surprised Eva who for the second time received a ball at point-blank range that left her on the ground.
Everyone started to move as they wanted to eliminate the elusive orange haired girl, but the balls thrown by DJ, Harold and Geff hit Heather who was used as a shield for Izzy. She that she applying the same strategy she took the balls from the ground and threw them backwards.
Naruto and Cody caught them to throw at the other team. That unprotected were eliminated.
"Ha! Unbelievable!" Blowing his whistle, Chef ended the game, now he was interested, "Human shields and kamikaze attacks? Cunning guys" congratulated the ex-soldier.
"The moles win the fourth round!" Chris was just as excited, that had been a great play, maybe the moles didn't have the strength, but they had the strategy and camaraderie.
"Whoah!" Jumping Izzy cheered with everyone else around her.
Well almost everyone, Noah was still on the ground unconscious.
"Well done team!" Naruto lifted Cody onto his shoulders and carried him to the others, also hugging a sore Heather who helped her up from the ground, "Great job Heather!"
"¡Suéltame!"
She couldn't get out of the hug as Izzy hugged her by the sword and was sandwiched between the Uzumaki and the maniac.
They were in a tie.
"5 minutes!" giving the last break of the match, the two teams met.
"What's supposed to happen?! We were winning!" Courtney yelled as she couldn't believe how the match was turned upside down.
"Naruto and Heather are good leaders, that's what happened" Eva growled as she took a handful of ice and put it against her left eye, that crazy little orange had more strength than she gave credit for.
"And Izzy is too elusive, it's hard to hit her" admitted DJ making the others agree.
"And what do we do?" Katie asked looking at her classmates who looked at each other.
"I know we have strong players, but we need someone badder, someone who can crush these stupid moles to dust!"
They all agreed with Courtney, who turned to look at the only boy who hadn't stepped onto the court yet.
They all look at Duncan still sleeping, several gulped remembering his threat, "Unh-unh, if we wake him up, he'll kill us"
"He won't kill us guys," Courtney sighed, "He wants to win too!"
"Courtney is right" Harold agreed, "We need him to win this"
"Thanks, Harold... Now wake him up!"
The nerd paled, "Me?" Courtney nodded, "No way, I won't! I like living!"
"Well, who's going to wake him up?"
"I already woke him up" all eyes fell on Eva who a while ago took the punk's clothes and stood him up, "We need you punk"
"It had better be a good reason" Duncan gave the bodybuilder an irritated look, he didn't care that she was a woman or that she could lift five times her weight, he was very serious with his threat.
"Uzumaki Naruto"
"Whiskers?" Duncan rubbed his chin, he was really surprised that this boy could take advantage of the equipment he had, "What strategy does he use?"
"Human Shields and Kamikaze Attacks"
"Smart bastard" smiling at what he heard craned his neck until his neck cracked, "Okay, here's a strategy I learned during my first visit to reform school. It's called 'Smash the new guy'"
Everyone paid attention to Duncan's plan.
*Change camera*
"Here we are again for the grand final round of this amazing match!" McLean announcement that pointed to the last two formations of the teams that were going to play.
On the killer catfish side:
Geoff, Bridgette, Duncan, DJ y Eva
On the side of the screaming moles:
Trent, Heather, Izzy, Naruto y Leshawna
"Best for last huh?" Naruto asked with a smile seeing that Duncan deigned to play, they lead the team with Eva.
"You have to give a real show Bigotes"
"Ha! We're going to smash them like blueberries!" Izzy provoked a serious Eva who cracked her knuckles.
"Come with everything you have a carrot head"
Looking both ways, Chris looked at Chef who nodded.
"The last tiebreaker round is about to start! Now!"
The balls were taken, three of two.
Two for the moles.
Three for the catfish.
They did not hesitate to launch them all against Izzy who was the first to be eliminated.
Heather, having one of the balls, threw it at Eva. But she's deflected the ball and hit it back tenfold, knocking her out of it too.
Naruto had to move fast to avoid the barrage, catching a ball in the air got Geaff out, "Izzy!" Making the girl go back inside, he threw the ball to take out Duncan, but Duncan dodged it.
Entering the match again, the crazy teen dodged several balls, something Leshawna couldn't do, as she was the next eliminated.
And then Trent, who couldn't do anything against the barrage of four balls.
Only two against four remained.
"Oh!" Izzy felt excited.
Eva had a ball.
Duncan had another.
DJ other.
And Bridgette too.
They all fired at one target.
Naruto gritted his teeth as he was pushed out of the way by Izzy, who took all the balls against her.
"Oh…" the girl sat down on the ground in pain, "Well, it all depends on you Foxy, you said it! Losing doesn't matter! Just never give up!"
He had to smile when the girl left the field and left him alone.
"Okay…" taking a deep breath, Naruto looked at the three balls that remained on his side of the court and the two that were on the opposite side, which were held by Eva and Duncan, "…maximum effort"
Running down the court he grabbed the first ball and deflected the ball thrown by Duncan who ducked to dodge the throw as well, "Nice try Bi-" the punk fell when his back was hit by the ball that ricocheted off the wall.
Naruto took the second paddle and deflected Eva's shot, to launch his second shot that hit DJ. Without stopping there he is rebounding to hit Bridgette.
Remaining only one on one, Eva deflected the shot with her ball and shot.
Naruto dropped to the ground to avoid that shot.
With a look of defiance, the rain of shots from one against the other was immediate.
All the campers were left with their mouths open by the professional display of shooting, dodging and deflection of the balls.
With the squeak of tennis shoes from both teenagers, they ran with a ball in each hand and with one last shot where they put all their strength, the balls hit each other in the air and bounced.
Eva was able to duck to avoid the bounce effect.
Naruto too, though he barely managed to get up when a ball went flying and hit him in the chest.
Game over.
"Shit…" Naruto slumped heavily to the ground. Covered in sweat and exhausted he chuckled, he had barely seen when the girl in the second rolled away from him to grab another nearby ball and throw it at him, "Uffff!"
To give it all and still lose by so little.
What a pity.
Naruto blinked when he saw a hand, looking up he saw Eva, who had a slight smile on her face as she offered him a hand, which he took to help him up.
"Good match, I hope the rematch"
He was silent for a while, until he had to laugh when he remembered that that was the same thing he said when they had the first challenge, "Me too"
"The killer catfish are the winners!" Chris finally snapped out of his surprise to announce the winning team.
That they did celebrate, as well as the moles, many of the campers ran out to surround Naruto and Eva who were bombarded with cheers and shouts for such a party.
*would make*
"That was fucking crazy!" Duncan admitted with a smile, "I've been to so many games both in and out of juvie, and I've never seen a game this intense, those two guys are crazy."
*would make*
"Remember when I talked about losing in style?" Gwen gave the camera a smile, "I was talking about that guy Cody I hope you watched this game because you won't see another one like this at home."
*would make*
"WOOOOOOOHHHHH!"
Apparently Owen summed up what he was thinking with that cry of euphoria.
*would make*
"Have you ever seen anything this epic? It was like the final of a sports match!" Cody yelled into the camera.
*confessional*
"It was like Haikyuu!" I shrieked with a bright look Heather, who immediately changed her face and crossed her arms, "I mean, uh, we lost, but we showed that our team is not to be underestimated."
*Change camera*
With all the teenagers calming down after such an intense match, the catfish carried Eva on their shoulders celebrating, while Naruto was cheered on by his teammates.
"Sickest epic game I've ever seen" Chris approached the losing team.
"Well we did our best" Naruto replied.
"Ugh…" they all turned to look at Noah who was still holding his stomach barely waking up from his swoon, "I'd like to say that my sacrifice was worth something, but we lost anyway, bravo team"
Chris took a step back seeing all the deadly looks the intellectual boy was given, bad time to throw out a sarcastic comment.
"Oh shut up!" Gwen grunted and stomped away.
"For once, I agree with the weird goth girl." Heather followed close behind.
"Do you want us to go get ice?" Linday watched in concern as Naruto lifted her shirt to reveal the bruises she earned.
"Gracias Lindsay"
"I'm coming with you!" Izzy followed them, she also wanted ice for her face.
Those who remained continued to give Noah death glares.
*Change camera*
That same night at the bonfire, the team of moles sat around the campfire.
"Campers, you have cast your votes and made your decision" Chris said as he picked up the tray of marshmallows. "One of you is going home and you can't come back... Ever! When you hear me yell his name, come get a marshmallow"
The host cleared his throat to start calling them.
"Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, Naruto, Leshawna…" One by one, said campers picked up their marshmallows and stood behind Chris.
It all comes down to Justin and Noah for the final marshmallow. "The final marshmallow goes to..."
"..." Justin was still worried looking at the mirror because of the black eye he had..
"..." Noah smirked, not caring about it since they couldn't choose the pretty boy over the smart one.
TRUE?
"...¡Justin!"
The model cheered, running to grab his marshmallow and take his place with the others, leaving Noah speechless.
"Wait! Are you kidding me?" Noah yelled, then sighed, "Okay, see if I care. Good luck because you just voted the only one with any brains on this team-"
His comment earned him a marshmallow that went into his mouth and made him start to choke.
"Nice shot old man" Trent congratulated Naruto.
"You have to learn a little thing called respect, little rat!" the Afro teen muttered angrily.
Spitting in marshmallow, the boy gave the group one last look, "Whatever, I'm out of here." Noah said, walking to the dock in embarrassment and getting on the boat.
With the camera back on Chris he chuckled. "What did you think of the game? It was sick, various rivalries have grown and friendships blossomed, little by little the campers begin to work as a real team, when will it last? I hope that little, I love the drama, I'll wait for you in the next week with another chapter! On drama island!"
The killer catfish:
Geoff, Bridgette, Courtney, Duncan, Harold, DJ, Eva, Owen, Tyler y Katie.
The Screaming Moles:
Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Izzy, Naruto, Leshawna y Justin.
Losers kicked off the island:
Sadie, Noah.
End of chapter 4.
Answering doubts! Something easier than answering all the comments, anyway thank you very much for your support and most of the doubts will be answered here.
And I think that most of the doubts were encompassed by the reader:
Just a reader 56
Curious the chap I must say, it seems that Heather turned out to be a closet otaku, she asked me how long it will be until someone discovers her secretly reading manga, I bet it will be Gwen or Duncan who discovers her.
I say that you don't put Bridgette in the harem anymore, it seems that she will stay with Geoff and it would be forced for them to break up, I keep saying that I don't entirely agree that Eva is in the harem, I feel that she fits more as a friend and athletic rival from Naruto because the blond has agility and speed (which he demonstrated by escaping from angry women that Jiraiya was spying on) while Eva has strength and endurance, both the catfish and the moles need to keep their respective athletes because if one is eliminated it will represent a big disadvantage. As for Kitty and Emma, I would say that of the two, only Kitty falls in love with the blonde since I personally like the Noah and Emma couple.
Speaking of Naruto, it seems that he and Jiraiya and his family originate from the world of total drama because the blond said that his family is alive and that he is originally from Japan living there until he left the country with his godfather at the age of eight, I'm glad that since we won't have a shinobi who takes an unfair advantage over others, I keep saying that the blonde secretly is a rich kid who escaped the country with Jiraiya to explore the world, just like James from Team Rocket from Pokémon, only instead of a Growlithe it would be Kurama and I don't know if you want to add a crazy fiancée that Naruto wants to escape from, but it would be very funny when everyone finds out (including Chris and Chef) that Naruto is rich and with a fiancée he obviously doesn't want to marry. WHO SUPPORTS ME WITH THIS IDEA?
You hit almost everything I more or less have planned:
First of all, yes, Heather could be said to be a closet Otaku, but that will have a much heavier development in the future, I talked to Zero and the truth is that the idea that he raised with me, hey, it's incredible.
Dale Zero, do the stamina for a collaboration for the redemption of Heather, if you could make one of the HDP like Azula have her redemption, why not Heather?
Bridgette won't be part of the harem, I have a much better idea.
And as for Eva, it is an interesting point, because I think about it and why have I never written about a girl-boy relationship that is friendship and rivalry? I have to change that and as this chapter shows, Eva is Naruto's sister/rival/comrade.
I like how that turned out.
As for Kitty and Emma, well, I still firmly believe that both will be part of the harem, besides, I never really liked Noah, he makes me very heavy. Obviously it's just my opinion, if you like it, welcome.
Does Naruto come from another world? No, this is like surviving Uzumaki style, no powers, just maximum effort.
Regarding the last point, everything that is part of Naruto's past, I'm going to squeeze my jerk brain to give him a good backstory, one that is not cliché, nor does it steal what 'What a dramatic life'
It will be difficult, but I think I can do something good.
Harem confirmed so far:
Gwen.
Heather.
Lindsay.
Izzy.
For the second season (If we even get that far)
Dawn.
Kitty and Emma.
Jazmine.
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For the third and final season (Mhe, it would be to re-flash it, but ok)
Sky.
She.
Blaineley.
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I think it's a good number, although it's still big, Mhe.
I look forward to your comments guys.
author's note: This is a test to see how well the story can go in this language, don't have anything to lose by trying it. And before I point it out over and over again, if this story shares a great resemblance to that of the author Mumei Mu, because he is the one who inspired me to write this story.
This account is shared by two people, so if you have any message, it should be to me, Mirio. This is the first part of two, tomorrow I will release the other half of the story and we will see what the future holds.
Mirio fuera.
