Synopsis: So in this game, Nina decided to change up the way she usually plays the USSR. So she taught every Russian soldier to dig the deepest trench in the world and gave every infantry division a battalion of heavy tank destroyers! These were called "Stalin's Children"
Characters as countries
Nina: USSR
Assam: UK
Andou: France
Kay & Alisa: USA (Co-op)
Momoga: Mexico
Wallaby: Australia
Piyotan: New Zealand
Anzu: China
Nekota: South Africa
Trout: Canada
Akebi: India
Fukuda: Manchukuo
Kinuyo: Japan
Maho: Germany
Anchovy: Italy
Azusa: Hungary
Noemi: Romania
Ayumi: Bulgaria
DLC: All DLC
Mods: The Spot Optimization
The game was a bit into 1936 as everyone was talking to each other, they were pretty excited to see what was going to get done. Anzu was the first to speak.
"I want to bring to everyone's attention that Dressel has made heavy SPAA 1's…" Anzu began.
"Holy shit." Nekota told the student president.
"Why has he done that?" Anzu asked.
"Again, don't question the logic of Dressel." Assam told Anzu to not question Maho's decision making. Nina checked Maho's license for production tabs and she saw heavy SPAA 1's.
"I mean I am going to question it because it's fucking retarded." Anzu replied. Nina decided to join the conversation.
"It's a million D chess." Nina told the group that was what Maho was playing.
"6D chess!" Kay replied, adding on to what Nina had said. Then the Spanish Civil war fired off while Nina was scrambling supplies over to the republican forces. Kinuyo decided to join the conversation.
"I'm gonna kamikaze Russia." Kinuyo added in.
"I will build a bridge of conscripts over to Japan." Nina taunted Kinuyo.
"I will kamikaze the bridge." Kinuyo taunted Nina.
"I will conscript spam your planes! There's going to be so many conscripts coming into your zeroes that the propellers on your planes will stop working because they're being jammed by bodies." Nina told Kinuyo that she was willing to jam her planes with conscripts. Then the Spanish accepted Nina's aid upon which she began to focus there.
"Exactly! That's what the propellers would be used for. To grind up the Soviet meat… you know?" Kinuyo responded what the intentions of the planes would be used for.
"You're going to have to sharpen those propellers, James." Nina told Kinuyo that she needed to sharpen up the propellers if she was to really grind up the meat.
Nina was focusing on the Spanish Civil war when she got the notice that Momoga had extradited Trotsky to their country. The Republican forces were winning so far.
"Ohh shit!" Nina began as she was surprised.
"There you go Bo." Momoga told Nina that they got Trotsky into Mexico.
"Thank you Braun, very cool!" Nina smiled with excitement that she didn't need a menace running around in her country.
"See Bo, I told you I'd be on your side even though I'm not on your side." Momoga responded with a gesture of kindness.
Two years later, Anchovy had conquered Yugoslavia and was in the process of conquering Greece as Nina was helping out the Greeks.
"I just want to pass this current event to the allies, I don't know if you've noticed but the Greeks have sunk Italian Convoys in the mediterranean." Maho decided to pass that little bit of information over to the group.
"How many?" Nina asked.
"Just a few divisions worth." Maho replied that the Italians had no fleet up to counter the Greek Navy. They decided to look at the casualty count to find that it was extremely high.
"72k!?" Nina and Alisa said at the same time. They were amazed that the Greeks were fighting the Italians hard.
A few months later, Maho wanted to get something out of the way as she didn't want to be held up.
"Can you stop holding the event (Sudetenland) please?" Maho asked if they could stop holding events like these. Assam laughed.
"Hahahaha I called it! I fucking called it!" Assam shouted. Maho was getting a bit annoyed with this.
"Stop… like for real, it's just a gay thing to do…" Maho replied, Assam was still laughing as she was joined by Momoga and Nina who found this pretty funny. Then Trotsky was killed. "Just fucking click it… I swear to god!"
"Hahahaha, I'm sorry I lost my mouse." Assam replied that she had lost her mouse and was trying to find it. She found it a couple moments later. Nina got another focus and research done as Maho felt like she was dealing with idiots.
"I swear to god, FUCKING CLICK IT!" Maho shouted at Assam to actually click on giving her the Sudetenland. Assam busted out laughing again. "Alright Bo, because of this, you're not getting Bessarabia." Maho told Nina she wasn't going to give into her demands.
"What!?" Nina told Maho.
A month would go back as Nina had sent volunteers to Anzu to help her fight against Kinuyo while she mobilized her divisions.
"I'm going to fucking die! I'm going to fucking die!" Nina was shouting that she was about to get encircled, then one of Anzu's divisions moved in to help plug up the gap. "Okay I'm not going to fucking die! Help me, you gotta help me! You have to help me!" Nina was grateful that she wasn't encircled, and she began laying out instructions for Anzu. "We have this 1 division, you gotta help me! Help me!"
"No, I told you I got this." Anzu repeated to Nina what she had said that she was good. "We've got you! We've got you!" Anzu replied. Nina knew that this wasn't enough.
"Yeah, I killed 1 division, everything is fine, everything is good! Soviet volunteers are saving the day! Every fucking time!" Nina told Anzu that they managed to encircle one japanese division and they pushed out to get that one division for themselves.
"Fuck off." Anzu groaned as she thought she had everything under control.
"Stabilize! And make sure you don't get encircled in Qingdao. You've got so many boyz up there that are gonna get encircled in a moment." Nina wanted Anzu to evacuate the divisions while Anzu knew that this didn't concern her a bit.
"It's fine, it's fine!" Anzu told Nina that there was no reason to panic.
"You say it's fine, I'm pulling the plug on support to you guys if you get encircled in Qingdao." Nina was right to fear this as Kinuyo and Fukuda broke through and were pulling an encirclement tactic. "Ohh we're about to get encircled, I'm pulling out of this. I'll be seeing you around."
"Stay, stay, this is the plan, we're about to encircle them." Anzu told Nina that they were going to capture another division while they were retreating.
"No, I'm leaving." Nina replied.
"This is the plan, this is the plan!" Anzu shouted to Nina that she had a brilliant plan in mind.
"What's the plan!?" Nina asked. "Your fucking mother is the plan!" It was clear Nina and Anzu had conflicting plans and they didn't know which route they were going to go down on. Kinuyo's divisions moved in and were about to encircle them despite them encircling two divisions back. "It's fucking over, we're all about to die… we're all gonna fucking die! Fuck you and I'm gonna get encircled because you fucking suck Frazer." Nina knew it was hopeless as there was one tile that was still open and they were being forced out. "Keep holding them! You motherfucker Frazer!" Nina was clearly getting angry that Anzu wasn't holding. "Just fucking hold, if you lose this fucking encirclement, I swear to god!" Then one of Kinuyo's divisions moved in and closed the escape route which Nina had all of her divisions encircled. "Ohh my fucking god, I fucking despise you Frazer. I should have pulled out the moment I fucking said it! I'm gonna fucking…" Nina ranted on how much Anzu sucked.
The game skipped to 1940 as it was currently paused for something and everyone was preparing for their own war plans.
"He (France) is mine now! I have custody now! I will take you to court." Maho began as she had taken over Andou's country.
"What's happening?" Andou asked as she was confused.
"I can ban you Dressel." Nina retorted to Maho.
"He's my child now, I'll just go to court." Maho taunted back.
"I am the court Dressel, I am the court." Nina replied.
"No, he's my child now." Maho retorted back.
"He said he would take me to Boko land." Andou told Nina what Maho had in mind. Assam just laughed.
"But the real question is… you can already go to Boko land because you're in the allies. So you could just go there." Nina told Andou she was more than free to go there if she wished.
"Florida! You could go to the OG Boko Land." Kay called out.
"You could go to the OG Boko Land and not the French Boko Land, that's the shit Boko Land." Nina added that they could just go to Florida for a week's vacation.
"Like Boko Land Paris is shit." Assam told the group that Nina was right about what she just said. Anzu had left the game due to the fact that Kinuyo had annexed her.
"You don't want to go there; you want to go to USA Boko Land!" Nina told them. She decided to resume the game as she had a new plan in mind. "So you guys know that if this strat fails that I'm doing right now, I've literally lost the war already. Like it's over." Nina began as the game finished loading.
"Oh that's great, that's really great." Assam responded.
"So what's your strat?" Kay asked Nina as she was curious about this.
"So you know heavy tank destroyers right?" Nina asked. Kay realized this was going to be incredibly stupid.
"Don't please… I need a stroke warning first… don't tell me you're putting them all in your infantry" Kay realized that this idea was going to be costly and completely stupid.
"ALL OF MY INFANTRY will have heavy tank destroyers." Nina told Kay of the plan that she had. Kay just screamed.
"Bo I'm coming to Denmark." Alisa told Nina that she was going to go where she lived.
"What wrong with-it Cho King?" Nina asked Alisa what was wrong with her master plan. "Intensify forward firepower!"
"Too late!" Momoga shouted.
"I'm getting the next flight over to Copenhagen." Kay responded that she was going to get the next plane over to Nina's country. Nina laughed as she signed a nonaggression pact with Kinuyo and Fukuda.
"How did Dressel go to war with a country that does not exist?" Momoga asked the others and they just laughed.
"Ohh my god, you're so funny Braun, I'm literally shitting myself so much." Nina told Momoga. She then decided to explain her refined plan to everyone who was in the Allies.
"So instead of scrapping the project, I got a new solution. This is a HUGE one! Every single infantry division that does not have heavy tank destroyers, we're putting some of that into the line!" Nina explained how she was moving divisions up to help cover the gaps. "Because you know, you only need one division that can pierce! That's how it works!"
"That's not how it works." Kay told Nina that her strategy was awful.
"That's how it works!" Nina replied back.
"That's not how it works." Kay said again, she knew Nina could be wrong.
"That's how it works!" Nina replied back.
"That's not how it works, at all!" Kay told Nina that her plan was a failure.
"That's how it works! You only need one division in the battle." Nina explained to Kay.
"That's not at all how it works." Kay told Nina she was playing this incorrectly.
"That's how it works. You know why it's because I'm gonna have even more entrenchment." Nina explained to Kay how her plan was going to work.
"Yeah, but the entrenchment is wasted, Bo, the 80% entrenchment attack bonus that you're getting is so powerful and you're just wasting it." Kay told Nina that she was just wasting her bonus if she was going to get more entrenchment.
"What do you mean I'm wasting it!?" Nina asked. "Fuck you Cho King!"
"If you had superior firepower, your divisions would have like 30% extra attack." Kay explained to Nina that superior firepower was better.
"If I had…" Nina paused as she thought of a new idea. "Wait actually, next time! I know a new meta-Cho King! How about this: Grand Battleplan Soviet Union like this!" Nina suggested. Kay wasn't too impressed.
"I will actually shoot you." Kay told Nina that she wasn't playing the game correctly.
"Imagine it Cho King! That's an additional entrenchment! You can get millions of entrenchment! Millions and millions!" Nina explained to Kay why her strategy was going to work out.
"Yeah but superior firepower stats…" Kay began to explain to Nina but she wasn't going to listen.
"Defense is the best offense! Trust me!" Nina called out to Kay. "I'm telling you this Cho King, if you dig a trench that comes out on the other side. Like the trench literally reaches the Pacific! Imagine this, like the trench goes through from Minsk to the Pacific. Like literally comes up in Iwo Jima the island. How are they gonna pass that? Tell me, tell me now." Nina asked Kay if this was something she was going to think about.
"I'm dead." Akebi told Assam. Japan had declared war on India.
"He's just ignoring me because he knows I'm right. He knows I'm right." Kay then began speaking as she wanted to defend herself.
"I'm ignoring you because you're talking nonsense Bo." Kay told Nina that she was being nonsensical.
"Wait, I can swap right now to Grand Battleplan. After a hundred days I'd get the entrenchment." Nina realized that she could do Grand Battleplan and get the entrenchment if they were able to do something like this.
"I swear if you do it, I will not launch a D-Day if I see Grand Battleplan." Kay told Nina that she will not be coming to her rescue if she swapped doctrines.
"I could swap to Grand Battleplan! Right now!" Nina was more than excited to try something out.
"There will be no D-Day." Kay warned Nina that she was not going to help her if she saw Grand Battleplan.
"I can swap to grand battleplan." Nina repeated herself.
"There will be no D-Day." Kay reminded Nina if she saw her on that doctrine she wouldn't launch a rescue operation.
"It would be 120 entrenchment! Can you not comprehend how insane this is?" Nina asked Kay that Grand Battleplan was the best doctrine for them to use.
"Yeah, it's insanely retarted. I'm going to boot up the stream now… if I see Grand Battleplan come up…" Kay began as Nina giggled. Maho was having connection trouble with her computer. "I'm not gonna be a happy man Bo." A bit later, Kay and Alisa knew they were going to win this war. "Oh it feels so good College, we're about to win this war!"
"Oh my god we did it guys!" Alisa added onto what Kay had just said.
"We're about to win this war, ladies and gentlemen!" Kay spoke next.
"We won!" Alisa shouted with excitement.
"What did you do?" Nina asked her.
"We got him, boyz! We got him!" Kay called out with excitement.
"We got him!" Alisa added on with excitement.
"What did you do?" Nina asked them.
"What happened?" Maho asked curiously
"Look at the Pacific." Alisa told Nina. Nina decided to scroll over to see what they managed to do.
"We have Iwo Jima." Wallaby responded with excitement.
"Ooooraaaah!" Nina called out with excitement.
A little later, Maho and her allies were attacking Nina, but Nina was pushing them back with her divisions. She was fighting back hard, and her division template was yielding positive results.
"Aah Stalin's Children are so… are making me so proud!" Nina shouted to herself as she was getting excited over this news. "Pushing back across!" Nina's divisions moved into a tile and took it over without much resistance. She was pushing Maho and her friend's back. "Oh my god, I'm murdering so much! You guys are laughing at my Stalin's Children! You're laughing at them but Stalin's Children are the gods!" Nina told the crowd before she began explaining what she did to make her divisions insanely powerful. "What we did was literally pouring Stalinium into every single child when they were born. They get… you know instead of a vaccine, we just pour straight up Stalinium into their blood! That's how we do this! That's how we win!"
Nina was letting Maho attack her a bit later as she was attempting to grind her divisions down and therefore she could circle around and cut them off.
"You see this salient here? I might get a bunch of divisions encircled." Nina began as she seemed to be frightened by this turn of events. "I'm scared…" Nina was snaking her tank divisions around as they were going to be the breakthrough forces while the other divisions went around to cut off the incoming troops pouring into the pocket. "You guys haven't seen perfection yet by the way. But we're close." The tanks moved and took another tile.
"I want to see the real Bokoen!" Kay told Nina as she was going to cut off a bunch of divisions.
"Ohh I'm going to get encircled now because I am retarted." Nina began as her tank divisions were retreating. Then the division was attacked as they were stopped in their tracks, so Nina had a free hand to attempt something. "Nahh okay, I'm not going to get encircled necessarily." Then her infantry divisions moved in and finished off the enemy. "You know what is going to happen though? They're going to get encircled!" Then the divisions moved in and completed the encirclement. "Say hello to Ford and General fucking Motors!"
"Shut up Bo." Momoga told Nina to shut up.
"You stupid Kraut bastards! You have horses! What were you thinking!" Nina quickly finished off the unsupplied encirclement as she was now decided to look up her companies that she had selected. "What's my tank company? Say hello to OKMO and Tula arms plant!" Nina decided to tell everyone what was going on as the heavy tanks had arrived.
"Just for your information, after he upgraded those heavy tanks to be full on heavy, Stalin's Children are still winning!" Nina decided to pull up her combat logs and decided to take a look at the losses. "Look at this guys, equipment loss compared to me! Ohh my god , ohh my god the amount of medium tanks! Look at that, LOOK AT THAT! And I've only lost this? in 36 months!"
A little later, Momoga, Kay, Alisa and Assam had launched an invasion in Iberia while Kinuyo had invaded Nina and she decided to attack and hold her in Iran.
"Guys we're about to be encircled in the center." Assam alerted her ally team that they were going to get encircled and destroyed. Momoga sighed.
"Alright I guess the Mexicans have to fucking save you. I'm going on a rescue mission! I'm forming a fucking line… Jesus Fucking Christ!" Momoga groaned as these girls were incompetent. Nina was encircling and destroying Maho's divisions on the Eastern Front.
"I can't believe Braun is the guy taking charge of D-Day right now, what the hell?" Nina began as she seemed to be excited.
"How are you guys this fucking incompetent?!" Momoga asked if this was what her allies were screwing her over for.
"No but I kept telling you guys that you were about to get encircled, and you went silent on me." Assam tried to warn them that something bad was about to happen and they didn't listen.
"The problem with this whole D-Day thing is: You fuckers handled this like it was a goddamn tumor! I swear to god! You guys are like: Oh it's an encirclement." Momoga explained when Nina interrupted them.
"Alright guys, calm down, this is when you calm down guys! Because if you take a look on the Eastern Front right now, everything is fine, everything is fine just calm down." Nina reassured them that she was fixing their problems as she herded Maho's divisions into smaller and smaller pockets for her to wipe out.
"Can you guys just like… you're going to get your… you got one and he's got four there, yeah he's already breaking your tank." Assam told the others. Nina had been naval invaded by Anchovy and she was sending spare divisions to deal with the Italian Marines.
"Holy shit Bloxer, it takes time to move units!" Alisa called out as she wasn't going to be able to make it there.
"I could at least…" Assam began before Kay interrupted to yell at Alisa.
"Can you shut the fuck up for five seconds?!" Kay shouted at Alisa.
"Holy shit." Alisa continued on.
"You could have said: "Yes I heard you UK I'm dealing with it."" Assam added that Kay and Alisa weren't performing at their maximum. Nina was busy dealing with Anchovy's divisions.
"I'm literally moving units!" Alisa shouted at Assam. Momoga just laughed before Assam began speaking again.
"I just want…" Assam began before Momoga began speaking to her.
"Okay Bloxer, at this point you just need to shut the fuck up honestly." Momoga began before Alisa decided to add onto what Momoga had said.
"Shut up Bloxer, I'm going to go Nuclear on you in a second if you don't shut the fuck up!" Alisa threatened Assam with nuclear war if she didn't shut the trap in her face. Momoga and Nina laughed as they found this to be funny. Nina was still attempting to encircle and destroy Maho's divisions.
"I've never heard you guys, College or Cho King angry before, I'll be honest." Nina began as this was the first time she saw the Saunder's students get mad at each other.
"You're breaking me right now." Alisa shouted at her allies.
"You're breaking me with the way you fucking micro!" Assam shouted at Alisa.
"Holy shit! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Alisa screamed as Momoga and Nina laughed at Alisa getting angry with the way she was handling the front.
Nina was looking at how far she was making progress and the front was extending further to the west. She was helping out as another country was about to go down.
"Bulgaria going to be the next?" Nina asked herself. "Is it going to be the next?" Then the news that Bulgaria has capitulated. "There we go." She noticed that Piyotan owned what was left of the unconquered country. "What the fuck is this? Why? Loweeeee get the fuck out of my country!"
"What?" Piyotan asked.
"Oh you don't want to give me fucking access? Fuck you Loweeeee!" Nina called out to Piyotan for not letting her troops go into her country.
"I conquered that land." Piyotan replied.
[A/N]: Lots of screaming on Alisa's end and Nina developed a new meta to the slaughter. Probably another one of those GuP HOI4 fics I've written. This is also somewhat of a continuation to the last HOI4 fic I made a few days back, sorry this took so long, I wanted to see who is going to be who but I used the time to rest my brain which has been a bit fried up.
