At the bad guy's secret hideout, everyone laughed as they saw their were on the newspaper.

The headline was: BAD GUYS ABDUCT THOMAS CHESTERFIELD DAUGHTER PRINCESS.

"Good idea! Wolf that's genius." Snake hissed,

"There's no way that gazillionaire won't pay to have his precious princess back and unharmed." He said. He then grabs Princess with his tail and pulls her up to his face, mushing her tiny face against his.

"Isn't that right Princeshsh?" he talk in baby language and all she did was laugh. They both giggled.

"Now all we do is wait for big daddy to transfer us the money, we deliver his princess in a box and shipped it to his mansion and we're home free." Wolf said.

"That's genius!" Snake laughed.

Then he threw Princess in the air and she landed in a very expensive vase they stole from a museum.

"Ohh." she giggled.

Princess was tiny, like the size of a stuff animal or a nicknack toy, she could easily fit on wolf's hand, she could stand on wolf's hand.

Wolf and the others walked over to the couch and he snapped on the TV, settling into the couch as he said, "Alright Let's see what they're saying about us today."

On the TV, there was a banner that read: BREAKING NEWS! A young, ambitious news reporter named Tiffany Fluffit was standing in front of the chesterfield mansion, with a sad look on her face.

"Tiffany Fluffit," she chirped into a microphone,

"Channel Six Action News."

"Tragedy today as The local legends the Bad Guys have kidnapped Princess."

A picture of Princess wearing her jewelry popped up.

"The daughter of Thomas Chesterfield and is now being held hostage until their demands have been made."

Princess got on coach, Wolf looked down at her when she was amazed by the television unaware of how she got out of the vase.

"Ohh." she purred.

"Hey Look it's you." He chuckled as he picks her up and places her on his lap.

"I'm standing here with Mr. Chesterfield as he is mourning the list of his precious jewelry." She walks up to Thomas as he was wearing a blue suit with a frown on his face.

"This is a very sad day for the Chesterfields cause (sniff) Princess is the most important thing to me."

Everyone rolled their eyes in annoyance then

Thomas changed his sad frown to a angry one.

"But they will pay the price all police are scouring the city looking for them but rest to sure that I will get my Princess back as for the Bad Guys if you're watching this you won't get away so easily next time and I will find you but I will need a few days to decide whether to give you the money and Princess better be alive or else I will hunt you down and gut you myself!" He yells.

"You'll have to find us first." Wolf grinned.

"With the police baffled the bad guys are proving once again that they are the most diabolical criminals of our time-

"Ooh, diabolical," Tarantula said, "That's new."

"You know what that sounds like, a cologne." Shark giggled. He switched to a suave, cologne-ad voice.

"Diaboooolical."

Everyone laughed, princess tilts her head up as she watches Wolf laughing.

The reporter, Tiffany, continued, "Here to address this heinous crime spree is the newly elected governor, Diane Foxington. Alongside with legendary heroes; Green Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, and White Canary."

"Governor? Superheroes?" Wolf gasped amazed that they'd gotten attention from someone so high up in the government. Along with the Justice League, this was quite something. Princess climbs up on his arm and pop up behind his head.

"Hmm." she whispered.

On the television screen, a sophisticated-looking fox with a powerful business suit and a "don't-mess-with-me" air about her stepped up to the microphone. Behind her stood the Green Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, and White Canary. As a gaggle of reporters fired questions at the governor, she held up her hand calmly and said "I know I hear you I hear you, listen listen. We all know how dastardly the Bad Guys are."

Wolf leaned forward, rubbing his hands together.

"You bet we are!"

"But more than anything," Governor Foxington continued, "I feel sorry for them."

Wolf stared at the screen in horror, Princess climbed on his head then she slipped when he moved.

"What?!"

The governor continued, "These so-called 'Bad Guys' are really just second-rate has-beens, compare to the other villains out there.

Behind their amateurish antics and, frankly, unoriginal capers, I mean really ... another bank... kidnapping royalty is nothing but a deep well of anger-

"I ain't angry!" Piranha shrieked. "You're angry!"

He jumped forward and tried to bite the governor through the TV.

-denial," The governor added.

"Not true!" Tarantula snapped.

and self-loathing," Diane Foxington continued.

"The only one I self-loathe is you!" Snake hissed.

The governor just rambled on with her ridiculous word vomit. "And those are holes that no amount of cash or priceless art can ever fill."

As she finished her monologue, the Bad Guys all looked uncomfortable. no one had every pitied and felt bad for them. Fear them and maybe admire them but feel sorry for them. That was low. Wolf was to busy thinking about the governor's words he didn't noticed princess playing with his ears. What if some part of what she was saying was... true? He thought.

"What's on the Food Network?" Snake asked and

Princess just laughed.

"So, let's forget about the Bad Guys," she

said confidently.

"Who is she to judge us?" He asked. Wolf then just growled at her.

"And focus on more positive things! And what could be more positive than the annual Good Samaritan Awards, where tomorrow night I, along with Green Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, and White Canary will present the Golden Dolphin to this year's "Goodest Citizen."

Wolf cliches her paws deep into the sofa tearing out the fabric and he look as he was about ready to explode when he flicked off the TV, fuming. He didn't need to hear any more.

"I can't believe I voted for her!" Tarantula said.

"You voted for her?!" Piranha asked, incredulous.

Tarantula shrugged.

"What? She's good on climate change." She said.

Snake suddenly noticed that Wolf had a mischievous smile spread across his face. That smile only meant one thing: an idea. A plan. A bad. Bad plan.

Snake asked, "What, what's going on? You've got that twinkle in your eye."

Wolf's grin grew even wider, he gets up adjusted his suit and grabs princess by the back of her dress and off his head and puts her on the coffee table.

"Guys, who's up for another job?" he asked, his voice a mix of laughter and excitement.

Princess watches him walks to the window.

"A BIG ONE." He opened one of the shades in the apartment.

Everyone gasped.

Revealing a giant billboard announcing the "Good Samaritan Awards," with a picture of the famous Golden Dolphin trophy in the center of everything. The dolphin itself was solid gold, with precious emeralds for eyes. It was the ultimate prize, the greatest heist possible in all the world, well next to robbing the JL museum and kidnapping princess.

"The Golden Dolphin?" Snake asked. "Seriously?"

Piranha was shocked by the idea.

"Whoa... thought I was the crazy one." He said.

Snake shook his head. "That job has broken everycriminal who's tried it: The Bucharest Bandits, The Royal Flush Gang, Lucky Jim-

"The Crimson Paw," Shark piped up.

Tarantula waved one hand. "Actually The Crimson Paw was never arrested."

"Yeah," Snake said. But he never stole anything again."

Wolf shook his head, undeterred. "Snake, what better way to wipe that smirk off the governor's fuzzy face than stealing the Golden Dolphin from right under her whiskers?"

"This is the holy grail of thievery," he pointed out. No one had ever done it before, and there was no reason the Bad Guys couldn't be the first to succeed.

"If we pull this off, we will cement our legacy as the greatest criminals of all time!"

Snake wasn't convinced. "Whoa, buddy. I thought we weren't supposed to make things personal! And we already did a heist already, we kidnapped the princess and are waiting for the demands to be met. Not to mention some members of the Justice League are here."

He points his tail to Princess who was biting on the remote.

"Besides I'm pretty sure we should lay low for a few days cause well you heard what big daddy said he'll catch us in the act and I'm pretty sure he's angry at us, he'll catch us the moment he sees us and he's got cops looking for us, besides we've got a good thing going here. Friends, freedom and just look at all this loot!" Snake said pointing with his tail.

"Alright, you're right." Wolf sighed. "Forget it. The Dolphin job is off."

"Good." Snake said.

"I guess the pig will get his trophy after all." Wolf added.

"Yeah, I guess he w- " Snake stopped, then swung around to look at his friend for clarification.

"What do you mean, pig?" He asked.

"Oh," Wolf said casually, "Yes, did I not mention that? That's weird, I thought I mentioned that it was."

He lifted another curtain, revealing the rest of the billboard outside their secret lair's window. It showed that this year's recipient of the Golden Dolphin award was none other than Professor Marmalade, the cutest- and most delicious-looking- guinea pig on earth!

"The Good Samaritan is-" Shark began.

"A guinea pig?' Tarantula finished.

Snake's tongue flicked out of his mouth, tasting air at the mere thought of guinea pig.

Wolf said in a suavely tone. "Whadd'ya say, Snakey? Better than cake." He grinned; he knew he had Snake right where he wanted him.

Everyone laughed at him then Snake growled.

"Arrrrgh, okay, fine. But he better be delicious." He hissed.

Everyone else smiled. It was a plan. A big, bad plan. Wolf rubs his hands together like the evil villain he is. Then he put his paw into the middle of his group of friends.

"Are we all in this together?" he asked, glancing at each of them in turn.

Piranha and Shark both put their fins in. Tarantula put four of her legs in. And finally, Snake put his tail in. It was ON.

Then Princess puts her little paw in, they all looked at her as she laughed.

Then they just ignored her.

"Let's do this!" they all cheered in unison. So they walked out, Princess followed.

But as they headed out, Shark looks back at Princess as she watches them leave.

"Say what about Princess, we can't just leave her by herself." he asked.

Wolf looked back. But He couldn't wait.

"Oh she'll be fine, it's not like she'll cause any troubles." Wolf said.

"I don't know, Hermano I don't think it's a good idea to leave a baby unattended." Piranha added.

"Look I'm sure she'll be fine." Wolf howled.

"But what if-"

"She's a just baby, what harm could she do?" Wolf said.

And when they left, little did they know, they left the car at the hideout.

And when Princess wandered around, she looked up at the door and foolishly, Wolf left the keys in the ignition.