The RéBURSTERS Chapter 2 Weddings & Lawsuits

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(Later that Day, on a Rooftop a thief was going through a Woman's Purse he stole. When He Heard a Voice).

Hariyama: You know... you can tell a great deal about a woman by the contents of her purse, but perchance that is not what you had in mind. (The Thief Pulls out a Blaster).

Thief: Hey, look- (The Thief becomes unconscious from a knockout by a Focus Punch out of nowhere. Coming out of the Shadows is Ambipom).

Hariyama: Ambipom.

Ambipom: Hariyama.

Hariyama: No, it is all right, I have him.

Ambipom: Sure, you have him. I just took him out for you.

Hariyama: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

Ambipom: A fact I exploited to do my job.

Hariyama: My job, you mean.

Ambipom: A simple thank you will suffice.

Hariyama: Thanks, but I do not need any help.

Ambipom: Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

Hariyama: Well, whatever happened to equal treatment? (The Thief regains Consciousness as he struggles to get back up).

Thief: Hey, look, the lady got me first... (Ironically, he gets a knockout once again by Ambipom's Focus Punch).

Ambipom: Well, we could share, you know.

Hariyama: I work alone. (Ambipom Temptingly walks Towards Hariyama).

Ambipom: Well, I suppose you need to be more…. (Ambipom Nears Hariyama's Face before she Jumps over him, and then Back Flips over Hariyama's Head and is Once again in Hariyama's Face). Flexible.

Hariyama: Are you doing anything later?

Ambipom: I have an earlier engagement. (Ambipom Dashes Away, jumping Across Buildings and Using its Tail Hands to Swing Away from the Scene. The Very Sight makes Hariyama Whistle. Later that Night, Hariyama is handcuffing the Thief).

Hariyama: Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour. (Then Hariyama Looks Over and Sees Crabominable Skating around the Area on ice rails made with his Ice Beam).

Crabominable: Hey, Hariyama!

Hariyama: Hey, Crabominable!

Crabominable: Shouldn't you be getting ready?

Hariyama: I still got time. (Then Hariyama hears a Crowd screaming)

Woman: He is gonna jump! (Hariyama then watches Mr. Shaw jump down, with the crowd's screaming magnified. Hariyama takes a Step Back and then runs forward and catches him just in time as he runs into the building).

Mr. Shaw: I bet you broke something.

Hariyama: With counseling, I think you will come to forgive me. Wait a minute. (Hariyama drags him to safety and hears noises from the wall. Hariyama presses his Hears to the wall before hears a beeping Noise. Hariyama then hears the Beeping Noise become faster and then he takes cover with the Seal Door, as a bomb explodes, leaving smoke and a hole in the wall. Iron-Masked Marauder appears from the hole, smiling evilly. Hariyama Says Coughing). Iron-Masked Marauder!

Iron-Masked Marauder: Monsieur Hariyama! (Hariyama)!

Makuhita Boy: And Makuhita Boy! (They Look Over and See Standing in the Open Glass Panel is Makuhita Boy).

Iron-Masked Marauder: Makuhita Boy? (Makuhita Boy Somehow Flies over to Hariyama and Iron-Masked Marauder).

Makuhita Boy: Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? Look I have these rocket boots-

Hariyama: Go home, Jeeves.

Makuhita Boy: What?

Hariyama: Now.

Iron-Masked Marauder: Et j'ai entendu dire que ton vrai nom était Kojirō!

Makuhita Boy: Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I have finally figured out who I am, I am your ward… Makuhita Boy!

Hariyama: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy. (The Iron-Masked Marauder tries to sneak away before Hariyama grabs him again).

Makuhita Boy: This is because I do not have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them, I invented these, I can fly. Can you fly?

Hariyama: Fly home, Jeeves, I work alone.

Iron-Masked Marauder: Oui, et ta tenue est complètement ridicule! (Yes, and your outfit is completely ridiculous!)

Makuhita Boy: Just give me one chance! Look I will show you; I will go to get the police. (Jeeves Runs Away when The Iron-Masked Marauder slipped a Bomb onto Jeeves Cape).

Hariyama: Buddy, do not!

Makuhita Boy: It will only take a second, really. (Hariyama has no choice but to Let the Iron-Masked Marauder go to Save Jeeves).

Hariyama: No, STOP! There is a bomb!

Makuhita Boy: Let go! (Hariyama and Jeeves begin Flying all over the Place and Out of Control). You are wrecking my flight pattern! And I can do this if you let go!

Hariyama: Will you just…? Because I am trying to help! Stop!

Makuhita Boy: Let go of my cape! (He does, as the bomb drops onto a train track below. It then explodes, destroying a huge chunk of the bridge. A train was approaching, and Hariyama runs forward to it, stops, and lets the train hit his hands. The train does, as the passengers brutally end up thrown forward, and the train slowly comes to a halt, almost falling down the bridge. Later Hariyama is Dragging Jeeves by the Arm to 2 Policemen).

Hariyama: Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he has been doing.

Makuhita Boy: I can help you. You are making a mista (The Policemen shove Jeeves into the Police Car). - HEY!

Hariyama: The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?

Police Officer: They have already picked him up.

Hariyama: The blast in that building was by The Iron-Masked Marauder who I caught in the act robbing the vault. Now, we might be able to take him if we set up a perimeter.

Police Officer: Do you mean he got away?

Hariyama: Well, yes. Kojirō here made sure of that.

Makuhita Boy: MAKUHITA BOY. (Hariyama Snaps and Yells, pointing at him).

Hariyama: You are not affiliated with me! (Hariyama looks at his Watch). Holy smokes, I am late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere. (Hariyama's Car Pulls Up to him).

Police Officer: What about Then Iron-Masked Marauder?

Hariyama: Any other night, I would go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But do not worry. We will get him! Eventually! (Hariyama's Car Blasts Off as the 2 Police Officers Look on. A Couple Minutes Later, Hariyama's Car pulls Up to a Chapel. The Man from Earlier Walks with his Tuxedo Still On, with another Man there waiting for him).

Man: Is the night still young Brycen?

Brycen: You are extremely late Bruno.

Bruno: How do I look? Good? (Brycen Nods in Affirmation, before Bruno Cracks his Neck).Showtime. (Bruno goes ahead to enter the church).

Priest: Bruno, will you have this woman, Lusamine to be your lawful wedded wife? (Bruno and His Fiancée whisper to each other).

Lusamine: You are late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I did not realize you had truly forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.

Bruno: It was playful banter.

Lusamine: Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?

Bruno: You need to be more... flexible.

Lusamine: I love you, but if we are gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Hariyama. You know that. Don't you?

Priest: ... so long as you both shall live?

Bruno: I do.

Priest: I pronounce this couple husband and wife. (They kiss, as people are cheering and whistling. Those People included other Famous Superheroes and individuals including Sigilyph, Pidgeotto, Gallade, Exploud, Castform, A Famous Fashion designer, and a government agent. They all are clapping their Hands for a Moment for a couple seconds. Bruno and Lusamine separate from their Kiss and Lusamine Says).

Lusamine: So long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

Bruno: Hey, come on. We are superheroes. What could happen? (The screen switches to a news flash).

Announcer: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is getting a lawsuit for saving someone who, clearly, did not want to be safe. The plaintiff, Mr. Shaw, who failed in his attempted suicide by Hariyama, has filed a suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court. (Mr. Shaw's Lawyer is Speaking a Large Group of People).

Mr. Shaw's Lawyer: Mr. Mr. Shaw did not ask to be safe; Mr. Mr. Shaw did not want to be safe! And the injury received from Hariyama's "action," so quote, causes him daily pain!

Hariyama: Hey, Isaved your life!

Mr. Shaw: You did not save my life; you ruined my death! That is what you did...!

Hariyama: Listen, you little (Mr. Shaw's Lawyer interrupts them) piece of...

Hariyama's Lawyer: My client has no further comment currently.

Announcer: Five days later, another suit was issued by victims of the el train accident. (Then we See a Picture of a Courtroom with a Very Angry Pointing at Hariyama, who is looking regretful). Hariyama's court losses costed the government millions and opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over. (A woman Stands behind a Podium saying).

Judge: It is time for their secret identities to become their only identity. Time for them to join us or go away! (A Crowd of People gathers with Pick it Signs with a Messages ranging from, "Super" with a Not Sign through it, to one that Says, "HANG UP THE CAPE!").

Announcer: Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever-mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly started the superhero relocation program. The supers will get amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work.Where are they now?They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.

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TO BE CONTINUED...

(A/N #1: In Case it Helps, Dyna Guy is Gallade, Meta-Man is Exploud, Sigilyph is Gazerbeam, Stratogale is Pidgeotto, and Thunderhead is Castform. And let me tell you, choosing a Pokémon for each of the Other Miscellaneous Supers was not an Easy Process by any means. There was to take into consideration for finding a proper counterpart for each super. For example, I had to take into account each Supers unique Power (Weather, Laser(s), water, and so On) and find a Pokémon with near identical Powers and/or Abilities).