The RéBURSTERS Chapter 3 15 Years & 50 Pounds
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(15 YEARS LATER)
(A Denied Stamp Comes Down on a Piece Paper).
Wilma: What! Denied? Do you deny my claim? I do not understand... Because I have full coverage!
Bruno: I am sorry, Wilma, but our liability is clear in paragraph 17. It says clearly- (Wilma says stammering)
Wilma: I cannot pay for this! (The Phone rings)
Bruno: Excuse me. (Bruno Answers the phone) Claims, Bruno.
Lusamine: I am calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We are now officially home.
Bruno: Yes, well, that's great, honey. And the last three years do not count because... (Bruno's Wife, Lusamine is on the Phone while giving a Bath to their Baby Boy, Lei in the Kitchen Sink).
Lusamine: Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it is official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?
Bruno: Listen, honey, I have a client.
Lusamine: Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.
Bruno: Bye, honey. (Bruno says to Wilma) Excuse me. Where were we? (Wilma Says Sobbing).
Wilma: I am on a fixed income, and if you cannot help me, I do not know what I will do. (Wilma Blows nose loudly and sobbing. Bruno Stands and Looks into the Hallway and Over the Walls of his Cubicle, before whispering to Wilma).
Bruno: All right, listen closely, I would like to help you, but I cannot, I would like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Don George on... (Bruno Says whispering) Don George. D-O-N. On the third floor. But I cannot. I also do not recommend that you fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor, I would not expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter, I would like to help, but there is nothing I can do.
Wilma: Oh, thank you, young man.
Bruno: Shhh! (Bruno Says shouting) I am sorry, ma'am! Yes, I know you are upset! (Bruno Says whispering) Pretend to be upset. (Wilma sobs away. Mr. Honcho is coming)
Mr. Honcho: ... BRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! (Mr. Honcho angrily throws a stack of papers at Bob's desk, as he gets startled) YOU AUTHORIZED PAYMENT ON THE WALKER POLICY?!
Bruno: Someone broke into their house, Mr. Honcho. Their policy clearly covers...
Mr. Honcho: I... I-I-I do not wanna know about their coverage, Bruno! Do not tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you are keeping the company in the black! Tell me how that is possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL! (Mr. Honcho angrily walks away).
PA Announcement: Morning break is over. Morning break is over. (Bruno Sighs in Disappointment).
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TO BE CONTINUED...
