Opening A/N: I…am a bit of an odd duck. Those of you who have read a broader range of my stories on this website have probably figured that out by now. So it should come as no surprise to you that I had the sudden NEED to take a song from "Encanto" and put it in the setting of "Kimetsu no Yaiba" (Demon Slayer). If you think that's a rather…strange…mashup, then you have a pretty good idea of the nonsense that goes on in my head all the time. If I could draw or animate, YouTube would be full of my nonsense, but I have skill with parody writing so…

ENJOY!

(Slight spoilers for the Manga, and maybe Encanto?)

Setting: This takes place in Muzan's infinity palace. In this crackpot setting, the demons are all part of a big family, with Muzan as the abusive father figure. So very much like what Rui did, but more dysfunctional. Nezuko, a member of the Muzan family, is setting the table for the midnight meal when a group of child demons approaches her.

Child Demon: Hey! Nezuko! What's your blood demon art?

Nezuko: Who's asking?

Children Demons: US!

Nezuko: Well, "Us," I can't just talk about myself! I'm only part of the amazing Muzan family.

Children: Who are the amazing Muzans!?

Nezuko: Ah, you aren't going to leave me alone, are you? Nakimi, help me out!

Nezuko: *Singing while the biwa demon manipulates the infinity palace*
Tatami!
Domi! *dances past Douma*
Mommy! *Playfully punches the momma spider demon in the arm*
Let's go!

This is our home, we've got every myth and legend
So full of demons, a terror of its own design
This is my family, a perfect constellation
So many moons and everybody gets to shine
Whoa (Oh-oh-oh-oh), let's be clear, Muzan runs this show
Whoa (Oh-oh-oh-oh), he turned demon so many years ago
Whoa (Oh-oh-oh-oh), and every year demonic curses grow!
There's just a lot you've simply got to know, so

Welcome to the Family Muzan
The home of the Family Muzan (We're on our way!)
Where all the demons are welcome and awesome
I'm part of the Family Muzan!

[Children Demons:]
Oh my gosh, it's them!
[Child Demon 1:]
What are the blood demon arts?
[Child Demon 2:]
I can't remember all the arts
[Child Demon 3:]
But I don't know who is who
[Nezuko:]
Mm-mm-, alright, alright, relax!
[Child Demon 1:]
It is physically impossible to relax!
[Child Demon 2:]
Tell us everything! What are your powers?
Child Demon 3: *taking a swig from a cup of rare blood*
Just tell us what everyone can do!
Nezuko: *takes the cup from the demon*
And that's why marache's for demon moons

[Nezukol:]
Lower One Enmu, his blood affects your tickets
When he gets hungry, well, your dreams get weird
Aunty Tamayo

All the other Demons: We don't talk about Tamayo!
Nezuko: They say she wanted to turn human, one day she disappeared
Oh (Oh-oh-oh-oh), and that's upper 6 Daki, here's her deal
Whoa! (Oh-oh-oh-oh), the truth is, she will have sex for her meals
Whoa! (Oh-oh-oh-oh), and she's biologically 13, that's for real!
If you're disgusted, imagine how I feel—Daki?! *gets bisected by Daki's robes*

Welcome to the Family Muzan!
The home of the Family Muzan! (Hey, coming through!)
I know it sounds just so welcome and awesome!
But I'm part of the Family Muzan!

Five more demons joined with the Family Muzan
(With Family Muzan!)
And now they're part of the Family Muzan
So, yeah, Muzan wanted some flower, so he gave some of us extra power
That's how they're demon moons in the family Muzan! (Let's go, let's go!)

[Muzan:]

They swear to always slay those beneath us
Uphold my every will, and serve my bloodlust
The plans keep growing, new servants new projects
But work and dedication will crush those Hashira insects

And each new generation of demons will make me more perfect!

[Child 1:]
Wait... Who's a lower moon and who's an upper moon?
[Child 2:]
There's so many demons!
[Child 3:]
How do you keep them all straight?
[Nezuko:]
Okay, okay, okay, okay

So many moons in our house, so let's turn the sound up!
You know why? I think it's time for an upper moon round-up!
(upper moon round-up!)

Number 5 Gyokko can move between pots!
Hantengu shape shifts, Akaza loves to fight his prey!
Numbers one and two: Kokushibo and Douma!
One strong, one crazy, perfect in every way!
(Kokushibo!) Swings a sword, Muzan goes wild
(Kokushibo!) He's a perfect golden child
(Douma! Douma! Douma! Douma!) And Douma commands throngs
The swordsman and the swan do no wrong

That's life in the Family Muzan! (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Now you know the Family Muzan (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Where all the demons are welcome and awesome (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
That's who we are in the Family... Muzan!

Sayonara!
[Child 1:]
But what's your blood demon art?
[Nezuko:]
Ha!

Well, I gotta go, the life of a Muzan! (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
But now you all know the Family Muzan! (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
You know I gotta get back home before it becomes dawn! (Oh-oh-oh-oh)
So just to review the Family Muzan
Let's go

[Nezuko (Children):]
(But what about Nezuko?)
It starts with Muzan, and then lower moon Enmu, his nightmares will end you
(But what about Nezuko?)

And then there's Gyutaro did I mention he's upper six moon and Daki's brother?
(But what about Nezuko?)
The Biwa Demon Nakimi, well, she's kind of a loner but she means well
(But what about Nezuko?)
Hey, you said you wanna know what everyone does, there's upper and lower moons!

(Nezuko!)
Upper One Kokushibo won't stop till he slays all the hashira today!

(Nezuko!)
Upper Moon Douma makes me want to run a mile away!

(Nezuko!)
Look! It's Mister Muzan, hey
I can kill my brother, Tanjiro, if you wanna
But between you and me, he's kind of a prima donna
Yo, I've said too much, and thank you but I really gotta go!

(Nezuko!)
My family's amazing!

(Nezuko!)
And I'm in my family, so

(Nezukol!)
Well...

[Muzan:]
Nezuko!

Nezuko: Yes?

Muzan: …what are you doing?

Nezuko: Oh, well, they were just asking about the demon moons and…

Child Demon: She was just about to tell us about her super awesome blood demon art!

Nakimi: Oh, Nezuko didn't get one. *Shrugs* Hmmm.

Ending A/N: Oh, also this is secretly a preview of an actually serious premise for a future fanfic. Stay tuned.