Opening A/N: Well, the first song parody was just so fun…I couldn't resist making another one.
I honestly don't know if I will ever truly make a larger story out of this, but I figure you readers can piece together your own events from the songs. With that being said, I hope you enjoy this latest bit of nonsense.
Enjoy.
Premise
Nezuko has just escaped from a recent confrontation against her human brother, Tanjiro. Events from the battle have caused her to question members of her demon "family." She is examining fragments of an earring in a secluded room.
Nezuko: *Looking at the earring pieces* Why did you call me your sister?
*Suddenly Daki bursts into the room, causing Nezuko to jump with surprise*
Nezuko: Daki, geez!
Daki: Oh, don't mind me, I was just coming in here to do my makeup, when I heard…the name…that we don't speak! *Hair begins to fade in color* GREAT! Now I'm greying! And that grey will turn into a white, and that white will turn into baldness like when I was burnt! *takes a deep breath and begins chanting to herself* There is no fire! There is no fire! *Hair becomes black again* Sigh…there is no fire…
Nezuko: Yeah…about that. If Tanjiro…
*Daki's hair begins to whiten as she grows angrier*
Nezuko: If…some demon slayer told you he was your sibling then…
Daki: We don't mention Tanjiro.
Nezuko: I know, it's just…hypothetically…if you met someone who claimed to have known you before you were a demon…
Daki: Nezuko, please! We need to get ready to kill the Ubayashiki family!
Nezuko: I'm just saying, if you met a demon slayer who claimed to be looking for a cure for his sister's demonhood, would your encounter with him be generally positive, generally negative, kinda in-between or…
Gyutaro: *Bursts in* IT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE!
Daki: Onii!
Gyutaro: Hey, she needs to know, imouto. She needs to know.
Daki: WE DON'T MENTION TANJIRO!
Gyutaro: He would face you down, and then, HINOKAMI KAGURA! You would end up dead!
Nezuko: But what if you weren't ready to face a breathing style like that?
Gyutaro: Then you better train quick, because he was coming for YOU!
*Music begins*
[Daki:]
We don't mention Tanjiro! No! No! No! We don't mention Tanjiro!
But!
*Flashback to Daki putting on makeup in the red light district*
It was a normal day
[Gyutaro:]
It was a normal day
[Daki:]
I was getting ready
And there wasn't a doubt in my mind!
[Gyutaro:]
No doubts allowed in our mind!
[Daki:]
Tanjiro strolls in
"Is this entertaining?"
[Gyutaro:]
THUNDER! (clap and flash)
[Daki:]
Shut up or I'll kick your thin behind!
[Gyutaro:]
I'm sorry, Imouto, go on!
[Daki:]
Tanjiro asks if I like pain
[Gyutaro:]
Why did he ask us!?
[Daki:]
And then Yoriichi floods my brain!
[Gyutaro:]
It was because of Muzan's cells!
[Daki:]
Fear was driving me insane!
[Gyutaro:]
We managed to escape but anyway
[Daki & Gyutaro:]
We don't mention Tanjiro, no, no, no
We don't mention Tanjiro!
[Nakimi:]
Hey, Muzan learned to fear Yoriichi stabbing him or slashing
I can always hear his sword go whistling and flashing
I associate him with the rising of the sun, *mimics demon flesh burning* Ss-ss-ss!
Was a heavy year with a fear so humbling
Always left Muzan and the upper moons fumbling
Grappling with a warrior that forced them all to run
Are you gonna run?
[Enmu:]
*Transports Nezuko to his nightmare realm where he conjures a nightmare version of Tanjiro, who advances on Nezuko while singing*
Hanafuda earrings, sword blade painted black
When his sword blade stings, you're never coming back
He defeated my dreams!
Hantengu: and feasted on my screams! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Nezuko abruptly awakens from the nightmare to find herself being cradled in Enmu's arms*
[Daki & Enmu:]
We don't mention Tanjiro, no, no, no
[Nakimi:]
No, no
[Daki & Enmu:]
We don't mention Tanjiro
[Nakimi:]
We don't mention Tanjiro
[Hand Demon:]
He told me that I would die, soon I was- *head falls off*
[Ensemble:]
No, no
[Hantengu:]
He told me he'd cut my heart! and just like he said!
[Ensemble:]
No, no
[Daki:]
*Hair turning white*
He said that all my fun would disappear, now, look at my head!
[Ensemble:]
Hey!
No, no
Your fate is sealed when he sees that single thread!
[Kokushibo:]
*Enters the room, disgusted by the other demons panicking. At his presence, the other demons bow to him in awe*
Muzan told me that the life of my dreams
Would be promised, and someday be mine
He told me that my power would grow
Like the moon that shines in the sky
[Kibutsuji Muzan:]
Listen, Muichiro's on his way
[Nakimi:]
He told me that the death of my dreams
Would be just in his reach
To replace me with another!
I see Tanjiro now
[Douma:]
*Appears behind Nezuko with a threatening smile*
Hey Nez, I want not a sound out of you
[Nakimi:]
I see Tanjiro now, I can see him now
[Nezuko:]
Um, Tanjiro
Yeah, about Tanjiro
I really need to find Tanjiro
Give me the truth and only truth, Tanjiro
[Camilo:]
Kokushibo, your descendant's here
[Muzan Douma & Kokushibo:]
Time for murder!
[Enmu:]
Hanafuda earrings, sword blade painted black
[Daki:]
It was a normal day
[Gyutaro:]
It was a normal day
[Kokushibo:]
He told me that the life of my dreams
[Nakimi:]
Muzan learned to fear Yoriichi stabbing him or slashing
[Enmu:]
When his sword blade stings, you're never coming back
[Daki:]
I was getting ready and there wasn't a doubt in my mind
[Gyutaro:]
No doubts allowed in our minds
[Kokushibo:]
Would be promised and some day be mine
[Nakimi:]
I can always hear his sword go whistling and flashing
I associate him with the rising of the sun, Ss-ss-ss!
[Enmu:]
He defeated my dreams
[Daki:]
Tanjiro strolls in, "Is this entertaining?"
[Kokushibo:]
He told me that my power would grow
[Nakimi:]
Was a heavy year with a fear so humbling
[Hantengu:]
And feasted on my screams
[Gyutaro:]
Thunder
[Daki:]
Shut up or I'll kick your thin behind!
[Gyutaro:]
I'm sorry imouto go on
[Kokushibo:]
Like the moon that shines in the sky, I'm fine
[Nakimi:]
Always left Muzan and the upper moons fumbling
Grappling with a warrior that forced them all to run
Are you gonna run?
[Muzan:]
Listen, Muichiro's on his way
[Daki:]
Tanjiro asks if I like pain
[Gyutaro:]
Why did he ask us?
[Enmu:]
Hanafuda earrings, sword blade painted black
[Kokushibo:]
He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine
[Nakimi:]
He told me that the death of my dreams would be just in his reach
[Daki:]
And then Yoriichi floods my brain
[Gyutaro:]
It was because of Muzan's cells!
[Enmu:]
When his sword blade stings, you're never coming back
[Nakimi:]
To replace me with another, another
[Enmu:]
He defeated my dreams
[Hantengu:]
and feasted on my screams
[Daki:]
Fear was driving me insane!
[Gyutaro:]
We managed to escape but anyway
[Kokushibo & Nakimi:]
And I'm fine, and I'm fine, and I'm fine, I'm fine
*Nezuko sneaks away to assemble the pieces of the earring she took from Tanjiro*
[Ensemble:]
He's here
Don't mention Tanjiro!
[Nezuko:]
*Finishes assembling the earring pieces only to reveal the dreaded Hanafuda symbol*
Why did I mention Tanjiro?
[Ensemble:]
Do not speak of Tanjrio!
[Nezuko:]
I never should have mentioned Tanjiro!
Ending A/N: This is so much fun! In fact, I'm having so much fun with this nonsense, that I'm letting YOU choose the next Kimetsu no Yaiba song parody! It can be another Encanto song, or you could choose another of your choice (but please, an appropriate choice or I won't listen to it). Let me know what you thought of this parody and what you all would like to see me parody next!
Thank you for your support.
