Back at the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, everyone was assembled, waiting for Cartman outside the Grand Wizard's tent. Standing at the ready from left to right were Kenny, Karen, Butters, Seth, Tolkien, Scott, Pip and Tweek. However, a certain someone was still missing...

"All soldiers reporting for duty, Grand Wizard!" Butters announced, as Cartman exited the tent.

"Nice work, Douchebag." He said to Seth. "Now all my men are here ready to fight for the-"

He then stopped himself, after noticing Craig was still absent.

"Wait a minute, where is Feldspar? Where's my level twelve thief?" He asked.

"Hey, yeah, where's Craig?" Tolkien added.

"He's in detention." Seth answered.

"What?" Cartman replied.

"He flipped off the Principal, so he's in detention again." Butters added.

"Oh my God..." Cartman said in horror.

"Oh dear! Whatever shall we do?!" Pip asked worried.

"If they've locked away our thief in detention, we have no hope of getting back the Stick of Truth. We have to break him out." Cartman declared.

"Agh! No way, man!" Tweek panicked. "Last time we broke Craig out of detention, we ALL got in trouble!"

"Getting into trouble is a risk that Douchebag is willing to take!" Cartman responded.

"Not really, and my name's not Douchebag..." Seth said. Cartman walked up to him.

"You have to break out our thief, Douchebag." He explained. "But don't worry, I will not let you go unprepared."

"What, you gonna take me to the new Taco Bell for lunch?" Seth jokingly asked.

"No. I am going to teach you how to use magic." Cartman said.

"But aren't I a mage? I already know how to do magic." Seth pointed out.

"I'm talking about REAL magic. Meet me at the training barracks. It's time for you to learn Dragonshout." He declared, leaving for the training barracks, leaving the others temporarily.

"Dragonshout?" Seth asked in a confused tone, before turning to the others. "Anyone else here know what a Dragonshout is?"

The rest of the KKK all simply replied "No" to him. Seth shrugged it off, and went over to the training barracks.

"You fight well, Douchebag. But to truly succeed in combat, you must learn to harness the power of your farts." Cartman said.

"My farts?" Seth asked.

"Yes, your farts." Cartman confirmed. "Farting on an opponent at precisely the right time is key to battle. I shall show you how it's done, but first, you must take the Gentlemen's Oath."

"Uh, okay, what's the Gentleman's Oath?" Seth asked.

"You must promise to never, ever fart on anyone's balls, okay?" Cartman explained. "Farting on an opponent is necessary, but farting on someone's balls is not cool. Do you understand?"

"Okay sure, that just seems gross. What sort of fetish even is that?" A disgusted Seth said, agreeing to the Gentleman's Oath.

"All right, then let's begin your training." Cartman said, as he walked over to a dummy target. "To conjure Dragonshout, you must first clear your mind and take in a deep breath, through your butthole. Like so."

He attempted to break wind.

"HRRNNGGHH! He strained. "Then... let it rumble inside you... and... DRAGONSHOUT!"

Cartman turned his back on the target, then released a huge fart on the target, surprising Seth.

"Holy shit!" Seth exclaimed.

"I'll show you one more time." Cartman said. "Suck it in... let it rumble... DRAGONSHOUT!"

Cartman cast another fart on the target, before turning to Seth.

"Now you. Ready? Dragonshout!" He shouted, moving away from the target, where Seth took over.

Seth proceeded to try and break wind, trying to find the maximum frequency.

"Find the frequency!" Cartman said.

"I'm trying..." Seth replied, straining until he reached the maximum frequency.

"Hold... hold..." Cartman advised, as Seth successfully cast the Dragonshout on the target.

"Did I do it?" Seth asked.

"My god, that was... incredible." Cartman said stunned. "A man could live a hundred years, and never again witness a spell so... boisterous."

"Uh... Thanks?" Seth said, not sure if he was being complimented or not.

"Could it be that the prophecies are true? Could it be that the Dragonborn has come at last in our hour of need?" Cartman asked, while looking off to the distance.

"Uh, Cartman?" Seth asked concerned. There was no answer, so Seth had to snap Cartman out of his stupor.

"Huh? ...Oh, hey, Douchebag." He said.

"So, uh... I just did the Dragonshout thing, just like you said." Seth explained.

"You did? Oh! Ah, nicely done, Douchebag. But now, let us try your skill on a real opponent." Cartman declared.

"Hey, hey, Pip. Could you come here a sec?" He said, chuckling while turning to Seth. "Shhh! Don't tell him. Okay. Just real quick, Pip."

Pip walked up to the two as asked.

"Cheerio, Eric! To what do I owe this pleasure?" He asked.

"Douchebag wants to show you something." Cartman answered

"Really? Oh, jolly good! What do you wish to show me, Seth?" Pip asked Seth.

"Actually, Pip, I think he wants us to spar..." Seth told Pip.

"Oh... Are you quite sure that it's safe, Eric?" Pip said worried.

"Goddammit, Pip! You've done this shit plenty of times already! Just shut up and do it, Frenchie!" Cartman said in an annoyed tone, as Pip reluctantly took his place opposite Seth.

"All right, you two, spar!" Cartman said. "Douchebag, show Pip the magical powers I have taught you."

"What magical powers?" Pip asked.

"I'm really sorry, Pip." Seth said genuinely, as he moved towards Pip and let out a Dragonshout, much to Cartman's delight.

"HA! HA HA HAAAAA! THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! HA HA AHAHAHA! DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!" He burst out laughing, as Seth and Pip stared at him. "O-okay, good job, Douchebag, that was sweet. Thanks, Pip. That's all for now.

"Right-o!" Pip said, taking his leave.

"Ha ahahaha!" Cartman laughed, continuing to revel in Pip's misfortune.

"Man, you really are one evil, sadistic and disgusting human being." Seth said.

"Okay, but dude, seriously remember, don't ever do that on someone's balls. Okay, seriously." Cartman said. "You have mastered Dragonshout, from now on it will easier for you."

"Alright, should I go now?" Seth asked.

"Yes you should!" Cartman answered. "Kenny will assist you on your quest, Douchebag. Now go get Craig while I rest and relax upon my throne."

He proceeded to head back inside the tent. Upon hearing this, Seth approached Kenny and Karen to tell Kenny the news.

"Hey there!" He said, greeting the siblings before turning to Kenny. "So, the Grand Wizard says you and I have to go get Craig. You up for it?"

"Sure, but as long as Karen gets to come with us." Kenny replied, through his hood like always.

"I don't mind, but won't this be dangerous?" Seth asked, a bit concerned for Karen's safety as she was younger than everyone else.

"Dude, Karen can take care of herself." Kenny added. "And Besides, I always bring her with me on quests, and she kicks all sorts of ass. Isn't that right, Prince Karen?"

"Yes, Princess Kenny! I'll protect you from those mean bad guys!" Karen added, in a cute but determined tone as she raised her sword cheerfully.

"Alright, I guess we're all going to get Craig." Seth decided as he, Kenny and Karen proceeded to begin their adventure. Before leaving, Seth briefly turned to Butters.

"You coming, Butters?" Seth asked.

"Sure, Seth! I got your back, yo!" Butters answered, as he too joined the team on their mission to extract Craig.

After a short walk, Seth, Butters, Kenny and Karen arrived at South Park Elementary.

"I can't see what's going on in there. Someone wanna give me a boost?" Seth asked, as Kenny gave him exactly that.

Seth took a peek over the window, where students in detention were being held in the school cafeteria, overseen by Mr. Mackey. Among them was Craig, who was already in his KKK attire, and looking at his watch.

"Craig, this is detention! M'kay, stop looking at your watch, because you are here for three hours, buddy! M'kay!" Mr. Mackey ordered.

"Whatever." Craig said in his famous deadpan tone, as he put his watch down.

"Don't think your friends are gonna come bust you out this time, Craig!" Mr. Mackey replied.

"My name is Feldspar, and I'm a level six thief, and the humans will soon rescue me from this tower." Craig replied.

"No, your name is fucking Craig Tucker, and you're in detention!" Mr. Mackey shouted as he slammed the table in anger. "Start doing your homework!"

Craig didn't start doing his homework however, and went back to looking at his watch.

"M'kay, I've got all the doors sealed and I've got hallway monitors working overtime." Mr. Mackey added. "Nobody is gonna save your ass today, Craig! M'kay!"

Meanwhile, the Extraction Team entered the school's main hallway, where they encountered one of the Hallway Monitors.

"Excuse me, but school is out, and no students are allowed on the premises until tomorrow at 7:30 AM." He said.

"Well, technically, I'm not a new student. I haven't started here yet." Seth replied.

"That doesn't excuse your friends here." The Hallway Monitor retorted, motioning to Butters, Kenny and Karen.

"Oh... Right..." Seth said. "Well, in that case-HI-YAH!"

He then punched the Hallway Monitor in the face, surprising everyone.

"Ow! That's it! You are in breach of school law and must be punished!" The Hallway Monitor declared.

But Seth and his buddies easily took out the Hallway Monitor anyway. Once knocked over, he took out a walkie talkie and tried to call Mr. Mackey for help.

"Officer down! Officer down! Send backup!" He cried out.

Back in detention, Mr. Mackey received the call for help

"I repeat, officer down! All hallway monitors to the right hallway!" The Hallway Monitor added.

"Oh, god dammit." Mr. Mackey lamented.

"Heeeeere they come." Craig said.

"They aren't gonna get you, Craig! You're not getting out of detention!" Mr. Mackey argued.

"I'll be out of here in ten minutes." Craig retorted.

Meanwhile, Seth and his group opened the door to the right hallway and found more Hallway Monitors.

"Intruder alert!" One of them said.

"Initiate security protocol!" Another one said.

"Shit! More of them!" Butters said. "See if there is a way to take them all out at once."

"Turn back! We've got a roadblock set up." One of the Hallway Monitors said.

"Shit, what do we do?!" Seth asked the others.

"You need to use Dragonshout!" Kenny said.

"Kenny's right!" Butters agreed. "Remember what the wizard taught you! Use your magic!"

"Ohhhh! Got it!" Seth complied, as he took them out using the almighty power of Dragonshout.

After this, the group tried to head for the cafeteria door.

"You're not gonna get through this door. M'kay?" Mr. Mackey said from behind the door. "You might as well give up, because I have hidden the key somewhere, and you'll never find it in my office."

He then realised that he just told them exactly where the key is.

"Aw, dammit, m'kay." He concluded.

"He said the gold key's in his office." Kenny said.

"That dumbass just blatantly revealed its location to us." Seth added.

After passing through the cafeteria doorway, the group approached another Hallway Monitor.

"There's another one of those soulless bastards. Take him out." Butters said.

"Intruder alert!" The Hallway Monitor yelled. "Papers, please!"

"I got your papers, right here!" Seth retorted as he subdued the Hallway Monitor with a kick to the groin. "Well, that was easy. Anything interesting anyone can tell me about these ginger kids?"

"Legend says there is a sixth grader hall monitor who has a zillion freckles and clipboard made of human bone." Butters replied. "They say he has a freckle for each kid he's suspended."

"Jesus, he already sounds like a dick. He reminds me of LeBron James." Seth said, as he attempted to open Mr. Mackey's office.

"Aww, we can't get in without the silver key." Butters said.

"Oh, right." Seth replied, as the group moved over to the left hallway.

While walking, Karen overheard a conversation from the Teacher's Lounge.

"Kenny, I think I can hear something!" She said, as the boys listened in.

"Search him!" Said the voice of a Hallway Monitor.

"No! NO! Get away from me, you freaks!" Cried out the voice of some random boy.

"Oh no! What are they doing to that poor kid?" Karen asked worriedly.

"I dunno, but we'll have to deal with that later. The door's locked." Seth said, as he tried to open the door.

The team proceeded to move down the hallway to find two more hall monitors behind a metal barricade.

"The protector of the brass key will never surrender!" One of them yelled.

"We'll see about that! Get 'em, Butters!" Seth commanded. There was no answer though, as Butters wasn't there. "...Butters?"

Butters was then seen coming out of the Janitor's closet.

"Why do dungeons even have these kind of stupid rooms where there's nothing to do?" He complained.

"Oh, there you are. Do you mind dealing with these guys?" Seth asked.

"Well, I'm flattered you thought of me, but I-I wouldn't even know where to begin!" Butters answered.

"What are you talking about? Can't you just politely ask them to open the gate?" Seth added.

"I-I can only heal, y-you need someone who can charm." Butters added.

"Can't you just do both?" Seth asked.

"Why, that'll just be silly." Butters said.

"Fine, fuck it." Seth replied. "Karen, can you deal with this?"

"I can't charm. I can only fight." Karen admitted.

"Kenny?" Seth asked, as he saw Kenny kneeling to him.

"Your word is thy command, my lord." He said.

"Okay, go do whatever it is that you do." Seth said, executing the Buddy Command using Kenny.

Kenny then pulled down his shirt to reveal his "boobs". While he was doing this, Butters covered Karen's eyes so that she wouldn't see. But seeing Kenny's "boobs" somehow got the Hallway Monitor's attention.

"Oooooh! Wow, boobies!" He said, opening the barricade. "Must have... must touch. Boooobies..."

Suddenly, Princess Kenny brandished a mirror and knocked the Hallway Monitor out cold.

"Oh, God! He might... He might actually be dead." Seth said.

The group proceeded to move forward, and approached three more Hallway Monitors, one of which who was holding onto the brass key.

"Hey gingers! Your hearts are as black as your noses are brown!" Butters shouted.

"You can take the brass key from my cold, dead hands!" The Hallway Monitor holding onto the brass key said.

"With pleasure!" Seth said dramatically, as he and his group charged at the group of Hallway Monitors, giving them quite a thrashing.

Meanwhile back in detention, Mr. Mackey received another call from the Hallway Monitors.

"More officers down! We're taking heavy casualties out here!" One of them said.

"Dammit! You Hallway Monitors need to stop playing around!" Mr. Mackey said, taking out his walkie talkie.

"He's got the brass key! He's some kind of dragonborn!" The Hallway Monitor added.

"No I'm not." Seth said.

"Now look, this is detention time, not time to play Dungeons and Dragons!" Mr. Mackey said. "And besides, he himself just said he isn't a dragonborn. Furthermore, he's never gonna get inside here, because to open the door, you need the gold key, and the only way to get the gold key is by getting the silver key, m'kay, which even if he has the brass key, he still hasn't made it past the boss level. M'kay?"

"You found the brass key." Butters pointed out, as back outside, the group reached the Teachers' Lounge.

"He's here! Guard the key!" A Hallway Monitor said.

"We've established a perimeter." Another one said.

Not sure what to do, Seth knocked a stack of books over.

"Ha-ha! Now you must pick these books up!" He said.

"You're just making it harder on yourself!" One of the Hallway Monitors said.

"Forget the key! Protect the front lines!" The other one said.

Still unsure of what to do next, Seth improvised, knocking over a cigarette ashtray which lit up and burned a cardboard box.

"What are you doing?" Karen asked curiously.

"Something profoundly stupid." Seth answered, as he harnessed the power of Dragonshout to take out two Hallway Monitors.

"Wow! Lucky there was a box of fireworks just sitting there." Butters said.

"Hands up where I can see 'em!" One Hallway Monitor shouted, startling Butters.

"The school's locked down! You've failed!" Another Hallway Monitor said.

Unfortunately for the Hallway Monitors, they were defeated in the lounge, and the group went over to check on the boy the Hallway Monitors went after earlier. Whatever happened to him, he seemed to be riddled with arrows.

"Jesus... What did they do to him?!" Seth asked in horror.

"I'll take care of this. Just give me the word." Butters said.

"Please do, this is depressing!" Seth replied, calling upon Butters to heal the boy.

"There there, buddy. You're gonna be okay." Butters said as he gave the boy his Healing Touch.

"Yeah, walk it off, buddy." Seth added as Butters finished his healing process.

"Thanks. I thought I was a goner." The boy said.

"Dude, what happened to you?" Seth asked.

"Those Hallway Monitors attacked me. There were too many of them. They were too strong, their hair too red." The boy explained, pulling out a silver key.

"Hey, that's the silver key!" Kenny said.

"Yes it is." The boy confirmed. "Maybe you can take this silver key and find the gold key. You can succeed where I have failed. Free Mackey's prisoners!"

The boy handed over the silver key to Seth before leaving.

"Who was that guy?" Seth wondered.

"I don't know, probably one of those background characters nobody really cares about. But we should keep moving." Butters answered. "I sure hope the gold key is in there, or else the quest for the silver key has been all for nothing."

"Let's hope we weren't screwed over..." Seth said in agreement, as he used the silver key to open up Mr. Mackey's office.

"Be careful, Seth. This is Mackey's lair. One wrong step, and we could end up in detention!" Butters said cautiously.

"I'll keep that in mind for when I actually start school..." Seth replied. "What day is it anyway?"

"I think it's Friday." Kenny answered.

"So I'm not starting school until another 3 days?" Seth asked.

"Pretty much." Kenny added.

"Huh... Anyway, I think I see the gold key on that shelf." Seth said, as he conveniently enough, pointed to a gold key. "Someone wanna give me a boost?"

"I'll do it!" Karen said as she helped Seth get higher enough to reach the shelf.

"Damn, you're strong!" Seth said in surprise, as he found the gold key on top of the shelf and retrieved it.

"The gold key... No one has ever laid hands on it before. Let's hope it holds the power to unlock the cafeteria door." Butters said.

"Seconded!" Seth agreed

With the gold key in tow, Seth and the others arrived at the cafeteria door, and tried to open it. Just then, the Hallway Monitor Boss showed up from behind to confront them.

"That's far enough, intruders!" He said. "Where are your hall passes?"

There were no answers from the rest of the group, as Butters and Kenny looked nervous, while Karen looked scared as she hid behind Kenny. Seth attempted to break the silence by addressing the Boss.

"Well, actually, my good man, I can't speak for the lady and gentlemen present." He stated. "But I myself don't have a hall pass, as I am not officially a student here yet. I don't start until Monday."

"No hall pass? Then it's time to write you a referral." The Boss declared, as a battle was soon about to begin.

"Oh, shit." Seth said in response.

"Oh yeah, that's the Boss." Mr. Mackey taunted from inside the cafeteria. "Good luck fighting the Boss, m'kay. You still think this is a game, young man?!"

And thus, the battle against the Boss had begun. During the battle, he called for backup.

"Deadly force is authorised." He said, as he summoned two more Hallway Monitors.

However, the two Hallway Monitors were quickly disposed of, much to the Boss' annoyance.

"That's it. I'm notifying your parents." He said, as he took out a cellphone and attempted to call on Seth's parents.

"Shit, he's gonna call your parents!" Kenny said.

"You cheating bastard!" Seth yelled.

"Use your power on him! Hurry!" Butters added.

Seth attempted to use Dragonshout, hoping it would disable the Boss. It did manage to gross him out, but he remained on the phone.

"It's ringing!" He said, as the phone began to ring.

With no other options, Seth forcefully snatched the phone away from the Boss, and threw it to the floor.

'FUCK TECHNOLOGY!" He yelled, as he and the team proceeded to finish the Boss off, once and for all.

"I wasn't worthy of the... sash..." He said in defeat.

Seth successfully defeated the boss, and unlocked the cafeteria door. As the door opens, all the students raised their hands in joy and left, including Craig.

"DAMN YOU, CRAAAAAIG!" Mr. Mackey yelled in dismay as Craig left.

Eventually, the group made their way outside. Seth approached Craig and tried to talk to him.

"You alright, dude?" He asked.

"Yeah. Thanks for busting me out, kid. Who are you?" Craig replied.

"I'm the newest recruit to the KKK. We came here to ask for your help in retrieving the Stick of Truth." Seth answered, giving Craig his letter at last.

"I know that. What's your name?" Craig added, as he took the letter.

"Oh, right. My name's Seth. I'm the new kid in town." Seth answered.

"Oh well, I'm heading to Kupa Keep. See you there, I guess." Craig said, as he left with Kenny and Karen.

"Well, that was fun." Seth said to Butters. "So is that everyone now?"

"Uh, I think so. Let's head back to the kingdom!" Butters declared, as he and Seth had now successfully recruited all four of the Kingdom's best warriors to aid them in their quest.