Seth and Butters had just rescued Craig from detention, and were on their way back to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep. On their way back, Seth noticed something happening nearby outside City Hall.

"What's going on over there?" He wondered, as he found Annie Knitts dealing with three bully girls, who had her Justin Bieber doll.

"Give it back! Give it back!" Annie cried.

"Why don't you make us?" One bully said.

"That's my Justin Bieber toy!" Annie replied.

"Not anymore, it's not!" Another bully said.

"Man, girls are dicks." Seth said, before turning to Butters. "Hey Butters, you wanna do some anti-bullying with me?"

"With pleasure!" Butters replied. "We shall send these evildoers straight to Heck!"

With that, Seth and Butters approached the girls to confront them.

"Hey there, ladies!" Seth said, "greeting" them.

"Who is this?" One of the bullies asked.

"I am a great and powerful mage, madam!" Seth claimed. "And me and my noble paladin friend here would like you to stop what you're doing, and leave that girl alone."

"Beat it, kid, if you know what's good for you." The other bully threatened.

"Not until you give the little lady her Justin Bieber doll back." Seth refused. "Nobody likes an asshole."

"Yeah! You girls shouldn't be mean to people!" Butters said in agreement.

"Fine. You little shits asked for it." The first bully stated, as a fight began.

Seth and Butters then went into combat against the bullies, successfully dealing with them. Once defeated, the girls left the scene, dropping the doll onto the floor.

"You like beating up on girls?!" One of them cried as they left.

"Only the ones who are dicks!" Seth called back. He and Butters then looked back at Annie. "Hey, are you okay?"

"Yeah, thanks for saving me." Annie answered, picking up the doll "Oh, I hope they didn't break it."

She pulled a string, and fortunately for her, the doll was responding.

"Oh, whew." She said, relieved. "Hey, thanks again. I owe you one, kid."

"Don't mention it." Seth replied. "What's your name by the way? I'm Seth; I'm relatively new to town."

"I'm Annie." She responded happily. "Would you like to hang out with me sometime?"

"Yeah, sure!" Seth said gladly. "Butters and I have got some business to take care of, but I don't mind doing something with you someday. See you around, Annie."

After that small act of kindness, Seth and Butters began to head back to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep.

"I think she likes you!" Butters pointed out.

"You think so, man?" Seth asked. "Because I'm not sure if I wanna go for a romantic relationship or anything. She seems more like a little sister if anything."

"Fair enough, buddy." Butters said in response.

After a few more minutes of walking, the duo returned to the Kingdom of Kupa Keep, where Cartman was seen making an announcement.

"Gentlemen, thanks to the new kid, our entire army is assembled!" He stated. "It is my belief that the new kid deserves to rank up in level."

"That mean I'm getting a promotion?" Seth asked hopefully.

"Yes it does." Cartman answered. "To honor his efforts, he will no longer be called Douchebag."

"Oh, thank God!" Seth said in relief.

"New kid, I hereby dub thee - SIR Douchebag! Congratulations." Cartman declared.

With that, Seth's smile quickly turned into a frown.

"Goddammit..." He muttered quietly to himself.

"But now it is time for us to take back that which is rightfully ours." Cartman announced. "A carrier raven has come with news that the Stick of Truth has not yet been taken to the Elven Forest. It is in the possession of... the Bard."

Everyone but Seth looked horrified.

"The Bard?!" Scott asked in fear.

"Oh God! Not the Bard!" Tweek exclaimed.

"Question; Who is the Bard?" Seth asked.

"The Bard is a level ten Drow Elf who can use magic to enchant and destroy his enemies!" Butters answered.

"Is that bad?" Seth added in response.

"It's very bad." Craig replied. "The Bard has no honor."

"And you must prepare for what lies ahead. Are you ready to continue your training?" Cartman asked Seth.

"You mean there's more of this stuff?" Seth asked in response.

"Yes. Are you prepared to learn some more magic, Sir Douchebag?" Cartman added.

"I guess so." Seth answered.

"Then make haste to the training grounds." Cartman stated.

Seth made his way over to Cartman to see what he wanted to teach him.

"So what's on the training agenda for today?" He asked.

"I'm going to teach you how to use a RANGED magic attack." Cartman replied.

"What, like an archery version of Dragonshout or something?" Seth guessed.

"You could say that. It's not easy, but being able to cup a spell from a distance can save you in battle." Cartman answered. "Allow me to demonstrate."

He attempted to break wind.

"HRRNNGGHH!" He strained for a bit before releasing. "... HYAAA!"

Cartman turned his back on the target, then released a huge fart on the target that was cupped from his hand.

"Whoa!" Seth exclaimed.

"Let me show you one more time. Watch closely." Cartman said, as he cast another fart on the target. "HYAAA!"

"I think I'm getting the idea of it." Seth said, as he was mentally taking notes.

"You see how it works? Now you try." Cartman replied. "Way back from where you're standing. Cup the magic, throw it at your opponent."

The process of casting Cup-a-Spell was exactly the same as Dragonshout. Seth managed to successfully cast it.

"Yes, YES!" Cartman cheered. "But now, let us see how you fare against a REAL opponent!"

"You're not gonna make me to fart on Pip again, are you?" Seth asked.

"Nah, not this time. He's already sparred today with Tolkien over the title of Blacksmith." Cartman answered, before summoning Seth's sparring opponent.

"Hey- Hey, Malkinson! Malkinson, could you come help us with something?" He said, giggling. "Shh, shh don't tell him this is gonna be sweet."

"Yes?" Scott asked, walking over to the two.

"Oh hey, Scott, could you um, spar with Douchebag real quick? He's gonna try out a new move." Cartman requested.

"Oh boy..." Seth said.

"En garde!" Scott yelled.

"Now, Douchebag! Cup a spell!" Cartman ordered.

"Before you say anything, this is all the Wizard's fault." Seth said to Scott, before he hit him with the Cup-a-Spell.

"Aghgh! AHGHGGHHG!" Scott screamed after being farted on. This amused Cartman greatly.

"HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" He laughed. "DUDE THAT WAS SWEET! YOU THREW THAT SHIT RIGHT IN SCOTT'S FACE! Hahahaha. All right Scott, go back to your post. Thank you. Hahaha."

Scott walked off, looking annoyed. After he left, Cartman approached Seth.

"Wow, you are a terrible person." Seth said.

"You did well. Use it wisely in battle, Douchebag." Cartman replied, ignoring the insult. "And never on a man's balls."

After the training segment, Seth and Cartman re-grouped with the others.

"If the carrier ravens are correct, the Bard is hiding out at the Inn of the Giggling Donkey." Cartman stated. "We must find him before he's able to take the Stick back to the Elven Forest."

"LET US FIND THE BARD AND BRING HIM TO JUSTICE!" Butters declared, raising his hammer.

"Uh... Y-YEAH!" Seth agreed, raising his wand.

"MAKE HASTE TO THE GIGGLING DONKEY!" Cartman declared.

With that, everyone except for Scott headed off for the Inn of the Giggling Donkey.

Later on, the Kupa Keep faction (from left to right: Kenny, Karen, Butters, Cartman, Craig, Seth, Pip, Tweek and Tolkien) were seen hiding behind a bush outside the Inn of the Giggling Donkey.

"There it is, the Inn of the Giggling Donkey." Cartman said.

"That's just a regular house, isn't it?" Seth asked.

"That's just what they want you to believe, Douchebag. But no, it's an inn." Cartman replied, before turning to Butters. "Paladin, are you sure the Bard is hiding out in there?"

"That's what Twitter says." Butters answered.

"Carrier raven, Butters!" Cartman said in an annoyed tone, rolling his eyes.

"So-Sorry, that's what the carrier raven says." Butters replied, correcting himself.

"So, what's the plan, o' Grand Wizard?" Seth asked.

"Here's the plan; Craig, Tweek, Pip, Tolkien, guard the back door." Cartman ordered.

"Right-o!" Pip said as he and the other three left.

"Butters, Kenny, Karen, Sir Douchebag, let's go inside." Cartman said, as the five entered the house.

They found the living room decorated into a pub, with many patrons inside.

"Stay close, Sir Douchebag." Cartman said to Seth. "The Inn of the Giggling Donkey harbors the scum of all Zaron."

"Heh, so a bit like Mos Eisley Spaceport?" Seth joked.

"...Exactly." Cartman answered, going up to the bar table and speaking to the bartender. "A glass of meedlewine, please."

"No meedlewine today, only Fairy Ale." The Bartender said.

"A pint of Fairy Ale, then." Cartman replied, as the Bartender brought out a red plastic cup then slid it next to Cartman.

"So, has uh... anyone seen the Bard lately?" Cartman asked.

Upon hearing this, all the other patrons turned and angrily stared at Cartman. There was now a dead silence in the bar.

"A cup of Fairy Ale isn't much if not accompanied by some bardic poems and songs." Cartman said nervously.

The patrons kept their stare on Cartman and the Kupa Keep warriors. Karen looked scared, so she held onto Kenny for protection. After a while, the Bartender spoke up.

"Sure, he's here all right." He said. "He's got a room down in the cellar."

"Ah. Then, I shall pay handsomely for his services." Cartman said, finishing his drink, throwing the cup onto the floor, then placing some coins onto the table.

"Sir Douchebag." He said to Seth as he made his way towards the cellar.

"...What?" Seth asked.

"I think he's telling us to follow him." Kenny said.

"Ah." Seth realised, as he and the other three followed suit, and they ended up just outside the door to the basement.

"Butters, Douchebag, go down and flush him out." Cartman ordered. "Princess Kenny, Prince Karen and I will be waiting here to murder him."

"Wait, murder?!" Seth asked in surprise.

"Yes, murder." Cartman confirmed. "Remember, the Bard can use songs to enchant. Don't let him get to you."

"Got it!" Seth said before turning to Butters. "Let's do this!"

Butters opened the door and entered the cellar, with Seth following. As the duo explored the cellar, Butters began conversing with Seth.

"You think the Bard's really down here?" Butters asked.

"I don't know, man." Seth answered. "But if that's what you've been saying on Twitter...or the Carrier Raven, then it's gotta be true."

"Hold on, I think I hear him." Butters interrupted, as the two walked further in. "Hello?"

As Seth and Butters explored deeper, the Bard appeared in a shadow, striking his lute. In response, the two warriors covered their ears, before Butters saw who was in front of him.

"Oh, Jesus, it's the Bard!" Butters exclaimed.

The Bard stepped out from the shadow, striking the lute twice, revealing himself to be Jimmy Valmer.

"Prepare for battle, w-w-w-weaklings!" Jimmy exclaimed.

"Oh, no..." Seth said, immediately feeling like a jerk for being required to beat up a handicapped kid.

"Elves, fall in!" Jimmy added, as Drow Elves began to form up and surrounded Seth and Butters.

Meanwhile, Cartman, Kenny and Karen were being apprehended by more elves upstairs.

"Douchebag! It's a trap!" Cartman yelled, before the door closed on them.

"You should have never come here, h-humans." Jimmy said. "I am a level 10 bard, and with my lute, I shall power up my elven guards with magical songs of ench- With magical songs of encha- With magical songs of encha-chaaa... Mag...magical songs of enchame-me-me..."

The dialogue went on and on until Jimmy finally managed to complete the sentence. While he tried to say his line, Seth and Butters looked at each other awkwardly.

"Magical songs of enchantment."

"Oh, thank Christ..." Seth said in relief.

Seth and Butters began their battle against three elves. Jimmy took his position on top of some crates and start playing music on his lute, which strengthened the elves.

"There once was a maiden from Stonebury Hollow. She didn't talk much, but boy did she swallow." He sang.

"How's he doing that?!" Seth exclaimed.

"I told you, Seth. His songs are magic." Butters answered.

"Shit, you're right..." Seth remembered.

"I have a nice lance that she sat upon. The maiden from Stonebury who was also your mom." Jimmy finished.

Despite the buff Jimmy gave them, the elves were still defeated. Once all the elves were defeated, Jimmy got down from the stack of crates and escaped.

"Wow, what a butt kicking." He said as he left, heading upstairs, opening the door to allow more elves into the basement.

"Get down there and finish them off."' He ordered. "I will protect the Stick of Truth."

Three more elves went down the basement to keep Seth and Butters at bay, but were quickly disposed of. While attempting to escape, Craig appeared from a small window at the top.

"Hey, Sir Douchebag! Up here!" Craig called.

"Why's he calling me Douchebag now...?" Seth muttered, as he responded by shooting the window to open it.

"I'll handle this." Craig said.

Craig walked over to a circuit breaker, knocking off a kerosene lamp on his way. He then operated the circuit breaker, accidentally electrocuting himself, but cutting off the electric barrier that was blocking the way to the exit. He dropped onto the floor below.

"Shit, Craig, you okay?!" Seth asked as he and Butters rushed towards Craig.

"Ow, my ankle!" Craig replied. "I think it might be broken."

"Maybe I should take a look at it." Butters suggested.

"Seconded! Go heal him, dude!" Seth replied, as Butters went up to Craig to heal the latter.

"Yeah, that's it, little buddy." Butters said as he healed Craig.

"Thank you, noble paladin." Craig said. "My wound is healed."

"That's good. Come on, let's get out of here." Seth declared.

As the group approached the exit, they found the door locked.

"Dammit, the door's locked." Seth complained.

"Oh no, we're locked in! We could be stuck here forever!" Butters added.

"Nothing a level twelve thief can't take care of." Craig said, as he proceeded to unlock the door.

"Thanks, man!" Seth said.

"Don't mention it." Craig replied. "You guys go ahead."

With Craig's blessing, Seth and Butters made their way back into the living room. Right on their doorstep they saw an elf charging into the kitchen, while Karen was seen clutching her sword and crying.

"For the Elf King!" The elf shouted as he ran into the kitchen.

Seeing Karen was crying, Seth and Butters ran to her to see what was wrong, both looking concerned for the younger girl.

"Karen! Are you okay? What happened?" Seth asked.

"P-Princess Kenny's gone!" Karen answered, still crying.

"Don't cry, Karen." Seth said reassuringly. "If the Princess has been kidnapped, we'll just go rescue him...or her? Okay?"

"Yeah! We'll save the Princess with you, Prince Karen! You can count on us!" Butters added.

"O-Okay..." Karen replied, still sniffling.

Later, a cry could be heard from the kitchen, getting their attention.

"What was that?" Seth asked.

"Ahghgh! Someone help!" Cartman screamed from the kitchen.

"That came from the kitchen!" Butters said.

"Oh no! They're bullying the wizard!" Karen added.

"Oh, crap!" Seth exclaimed.

"Come on, the Wizard's in the kitchen! We gotta help him!" Butters declared.

They entered the kitchen to find three elves attacking Cartman, who was now lying on the floor.

"Take that!" One of the elves yelled.

"Asshole!" Cartman yelled as he was being attacked.

Butters, Karen and Seth proceeded to take out the elves. After this, they ran over to check on Cartman.

"Cartman! Holy shit, dude, are you okay?" Seth asked the wizard. There was no answer.

"He looks like he's sleeping..." Karen pointed out.

"Shall I heal the king, my Lord? Or maybe let him suffer a little bit more?" Butters asked.

"Whoa, Butters! Sadistic much?" Seth replied.

"Uh... I-Is that a yes?" Butters asked.

"Yeah, dude, heal him." Seth answered.

With Seth's approval, Butters went up to heal Cartman, who was seen with "blood" over his mouth.

"You alright, man?" Seth asked.

"His powers were too strong... the Bard." He answered, before getting up and taking a packet of ketchup and pouring it into his mouth as blood. "He's up in one of the rooms.

"Where's Princess Kenny?" Karen asked in a scared tone.

"They took Princess Kenny! They took her upstairs." Cartman answered, coughing. "I'm sure they're going to rape her. Don't let them rape Princess Kenny. Mehhh..."

Cartman fainted after saying this. Seth stared at Butters and Karen, then back at Cartman. He attempted to loot him.

"I'm not dead, you can't loot me yet." Cartman said, still laying down.

"Oh, sorry." Seth said, abandoning his idea.

Meanwhile at the living room, Jimmy made his way upstairs.

"The Wizard King is done for!" He claimed. "Take out the rest of the KKK while I go upstairs and make contact with the King of Elves."

Butters, Seth and the Karen soon after returned to the living room, heading for the front door.

"We should give this inn a really mean online review after we're done killing everybody." Butters said.

"Heh, like give it zero stars on Yelp?" Seth jokingly suggested.

"Yeah, something like that." Butters said, snickering.

"Or how about a 0/10 on iGN?" Seth added.

"Hehe, or that." Butters replied, as the two laughed at their joke.

At the same time, Tweek, Tolkien and Pip were outside the house, trying to get inside.

"Hello?" Pip called out.

"Did I just hear Pip?" Seth asked.

"I heard him too." Butters replied.

"Hey, open the door!" Tolkien added.

"Tolkien?" Seth replied. "Where are you guys?"

"We're out here!" Tweek answered. "Somebody dead bolted the door, you guys!"

"You mean you fellas are locked out?" Butters asked.

"Yeah! Let us in! We can help!"' Tweek pleaded.

"How are we supposed to do that?" Seth asked.

"Wait, what about that Cup-a-Spell thingy the Wizard taught you?" Butters pointed out.

"Oh, yeah!" Seth remembered.

And at last, Seth broke down the door with his farts. Tweek, Pip and Tolkien rushed in soon after to break the fort.

"For the KKK!" Tolkien declared.

"Okay, that just feels very wrong." Seth said.

"I know." Butters agreed.

After clearing the rest of the defending elves, the warriors gathered in a huddle. Craig also returned from the basement to join them.

"Where's the King?" Craig asked.

"He's over there in the kitchen! He's hurt pretty bad!" Seth answered.

"Yeah! Those elves really did a number on him!" Butters added.

"AGH! Oh God! We can't do this without the King! Someone's gotta go save him!" Tweek panicked.

"Good thing my medicine skills are plus four!" Tolkien stated.

"Fear not, gentlemen! We'll revive the Wizard." Pip declared. "You three should go upstairs and rescue the Princess."

"I'm coming, Princess Kenny!" Karen declared as she ran upstairs ahead of Seth and Butters.

"Wait, Karen! It's too dangerous!" Seth called out.

"Don't worry, the prince can take care of himself! ...Or herself?" Butters replied, as he and Seth made their way to the stairs to follow Karen. They soon after heard Kenny screaming from one of the bedrooms.

"Help! Someone save me!" He screamed.

"Kenny! I won't let them hurt you!" Karen called out.

"We gotta get to the princess!" Butters stated.

"But which room are they in?" Seth asked, as he approached the second door.

"Wait a minute. Listen!" Butters said, as he and Seth could hear some creaking from behind the door.

"They're raping the princess right now. We have to bust in there!" Butters added.

Wanting to save Kenny, Karen entered the room and found Kenny tied up on a queen bed, with an elf warrior jumping on the bed. Seth and Butters entered shortly after.

"He's keeping her prisoner!" Butters exclaimed.

"Leave my sister alone!" Karen said angrily to the elf.

"Fuck that, twerp! I'm gonna rape the princess so hard!" The elf retorted.

"Hold on, I got an idea." Seth replied, as he began breaking things in the room to get to Kenny.

"Good thing Jimmy's parents are out of town." Butters pointed out.

"Think they'd be pissed if they found out he turned their house into a tavern?" Seth snarked.

"Probably." Butters answered. "They'd probably also be mighty pissed that their front door's been destroyed."

"Good point." Seth replied. "Now check this out!"

With Seth's improvisational skills, a zipline was formed. He then faced Karen.

"Go ahead, Prince Karen!" He declared.

With Seth's guidance, Karen bravely traversed down the line and crashed onto the bed, knocking the elf warrior out in the process. She then proceeded to untie Princess Kenny.

"Prince Karen! Thank goodness!" Kenny said as Karen hugged him tightly.

"I-I thought I lost you." Karen said fearfully as she broke the hug.

"Alright, let's get outta here!" Seth declared.

He, along with Butters, Kenny and Karen, left the room and found the rest of the Kupa Keep warriors, along with a recovered Cartman. Craig was seen trying to unlock the door to Jimmy's room.

"Princess Kenny! How badly did they rape you?!" Cartman asked.

"Oh, nothing much." Kenny answered.

"I can't get through!" Craig stated. "The door appears to be enchanted, so I can't turn the knob!"

Upon hearing this, Cartman tried to turn the doorknob as well, but to no avail. He banged on the door with his staff.

"You can't hold the doorknob, Bard! That's cheating!" He said.

"Yeah, I can." Jimmy replied, who was standing behind the door, holding onto the doorknob with one hand, and the Stick of Truth with the other. "I have the Stick of Truth which means I control the universe, and I say holding the doorknob is okay."

"Ungh! Can he do that?" Cartman asked.

"He has the Stick of Truth, he can do what he wants." Craig answered.

"Dammit!" Cartman yelled as he tried on the doorknob again. "There's got to be another way into this room!"

"What if we just busted it down like we're the FBI or something?" Seth suggested.

"Oh, Jesus! I don't wanna get in trouble for property damage!" Tweek replied.

"And that doesn't sound very safe for us either, one of us could get hurt." Cartman said. "Besides, we're not the FBI, Douchebag."

"Guess you're right..." Seth said. "So what do we do then?"

While they were discussing their options, Tolkien and Pip spotted an elf warrior up on the attic.

"Hey! Let us up!" Tolkien demanded.

"You're not getting up here!" The elf warrior said. "The ladder's up here with me. And I'm sure as shit not coming down there."

"Sir, we would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly drop the ladder down so that we may climb it." Pip added.

"Fuck you, Frenchie! You ain't getting up here, you little frog!" The elf warrior retorted.

"Uh-oh..." Butters said as he saw was Pip getting angry.

But before Pip could do anything to respond, Kenny interjected.

"Stand aside, Blacksmith. I'll take care of this." He declared.

"Ah, so he won that sparring match you guys had earlier?" Seth whispered to Tolkien.

"Yeah. What might very well happen in a few moments is the reason why." Tolkien answered, whispering back at Seth as he also looked over at Pip.

"This should be done pretty soon." Kenny added, as he pulled down his shirt to reveal his "boobs" again. And once again, Butters covered Karen's eyes so she didn't see it.

"Well, lookie what we got here." The elf warrior said, as he lowered the ladder and climbed down. "I'm coming for ya, baby! Oh, yeah! Oooh, Those are some big ol' bitties. Man, oh man..."

"Good job Princess Gone Wild. Double D buddy power." Cartman said as Butters uncovered Karen's eyes by this point.

At this time, Princess Kenny brandished his mirror, and attempted to knock the elf warrior out cold. But before he could even do anything, Pip had taken his sword out and charged towards the elf warrior.

"Arrggghhh!" He yelled in anger, as he struck the elf warrior with the butt of his sword, knocking him out instantly.

"Ohhhh!" All of the boys exclaimed, surprised over Pip's attack.

"Fuck, dude! You brained him!" Seth said in shock.

"Oh, goodness!" Pip replied, calming down. "Was I supposed to do that?"

"Yeah..." Craig answered.

"Uh... Good job, Pip!" Cartman said. "Butters, Douchebag, head up the attic."

"Got it." Seth said as he and Butters climbed up the attic.

"Aw, even the attic's crawling with stinky old elves." Butters said. "I bet they like it up here, 'cause it's like, it's like being in a tree."

"Yeah, these dickwads should be living in a tree. And I'm not talking about a treehouse either." Seth said in agreement, as he and Butters took care of the elves.

"By the way, can we talk about the fact that Pip just knocked the shit out of that dude just now?" He added. "That just doesn't seem like him at all."

"Well, Pip's usually really nice, even though mostly everyone hates him." Butters explained. "But he gets super pissed off when someone calls him French. He really hates French people for some reason."

"Ah, kinda like my own deep seated hatred for LeBron James?" Seth asked.

"I guess." Butters answered. "Why do you hate LeBron James anyway?"

"Because he betrayed me and the entirety of Cleveland by abandoning us in favor of Miami! He's a piece of shit, and I hope he dies in a fire!" Seth stated angrily.

"Oh... Uh... Have you ever played Dodgeball?" Butters asked, trying to change the topic. "Pip's a real beast when it comes to that. He even won the Dodgeball World Championships for us all by himself!"

"Really? Damn... I wouldn't wanna face off against him then." Seth admitted.

Journeying forward some more, Seth cleared a barricade made of cardboard boxes and walked past it. Meanwhile, Butters noticed a gong nearby.

"Dibs on hitting that gong!" Butters declared.

After clearing out more elves, Butters hit the gong, signalling Seth to shoot a heavy object down the attic, breaking a hole directly above Jimmy's room. Seth and Butters jumped down the hole and landed in the room.

"HA-HA!" Seth laughed dramatically, before opening the door to allow the other Kupa Keep warriors to enter.

"You've nowhere to run, Bard! Give me the Stick of Truth!" Cartman ordered.

"Take it from me if you can, W-Wizard King!" Jimmy retorted. "Step forward now, and fulfill your de-de... and fulfill your de-de... Step forward now and fulfill your de... Step forward now, and fulfill your de-de... Your de...

"Oh God, not again..." Seth said.

Jimmy's dialogue once again went on and on until Jimmy finally managed to complete the sentence

"Step forward now, and fulfill your d-d-d-destiny!"

"You're no match for a grand wizard!" Cartman stated.

"The stick belongs with us!" Jimmy replied. "And I shall use every bardic power in my class to keep it from you!"

"Fine, you wanna go down, brah?" Cartman asked, before facing Seth. "Kick his ass, Douchebag."

"Who is Douchebag?" Jimmy asked.

"Not me!" Seth claimed.

"That's Sir Douchebag to you!" Cartman said. "And he is about to teach you some manners, Bard!"

"Fine, fuck it. Let's have a dance-off, bro! Me and you!" Seth declared, as he and the Bard got into combat.

"I'll help you out, buddy!" Butters said, as he joined his friend in battle.

"All the world's a stage and it's time you got the h-hook." Jimmy stated.

"Here's your hook, bitch!" Seth retorted, as he struck Jimmy with his wand.

"That all you got?" He asked, as he attacked right back with his crossbow. "You want a p-piece of this?"

"Ooh, I'm not done yet, Bard! I'm gonna dance all over your ass!" Seth stated, as he used his Dust of Dreams attack on Jimmy, stunning him.

A p... A p... A p-p-pox on thee!" Jimmy exclaimed.

"Oh yeah? A pox on your house!" Seth retorted. After a while, the Bard tried to execute a lullaby.

"Sleep now, the whip-poor-wills are d-dancing. Gently now, put your m-mind to rest..." Jimmy sung in a gentle voice.

Seth began feeling tired, but thankfully didn't fall asleep. The same couldn't be said for Butters, however, as he did end up falling asleep.

"Close your eyes, no more thinking 'bout... thinking bout... t...troubles. Sleep now with J-Jesus, for you are blessed." Jimmy finished.

"Ha...! Didn't...fall asleep, jackass!" Seth stated groggily. He soon sorted himself out and went back to fighting. Eventually, Butters managed to wake up himself, just before the Bard got ready play his lute, channelling the Brown Note attack.

"He's gonna play the Brown Note! Block it out!" Butters warned.

"What's the Brown Note?" Seth asked.

He soon got an answer, as Jimmy proceeded to play the Brown Note, causing Seth to shit his pants.

"Oh, jeez..." Butters said.

"Wow, what a terrific audience." Jimmy said after performing the Brown Note.

"Ahhh, goddamn irritable bowels!" Seth whined.

"Seth, it's okay!" Butters replied, motioning to Jimmy. "He's out of breath! Get him!"

Taking Butters' advice, Seth defeated Jimmy at last. Jimmy laid on the floor without his hat, and with injuries on his face. Cartman meanwhile, had gained possession of the Stick of Truth.

"The stick is ours!" Cartman declared, as the Kupa Keep warriors cheered. He then turned to Seth. "You ready to leave, Sir Douchebag?"

"Not yet, I need to change my pants." Seth explained.

"Okay, but hurry up." Cartman replied. "This inn is no longer safe for our kind."

"And you know what?" Seth stated, as he took Jimmy's crutch. "I'm also taking this as payment for making me shit myself, asshole!"

He then quickly left the house, went back to his house, then returned with a fresh pair of pants.

"Now, I'm ready!" Seth declared.

Now ready to go, everyone returned to the kingdom, where Cartman was looking at the display of the Stick in his throne room.

"The Stick of Truth is back where it belongs!" Cartman said, as he left the tent with the warriors awaiting outside.

"Great job, men." He said, before facing Seth. "Douchebag, for your heroic deeds and valiant self sacrifice at the great Battle of the Giggling Donkey, I hereby make you an official member of the Kingdom of Kupa Keep."

"Was I not already a member?" Seth asked.

"No, you were a prospect." Cartman answered. "But you've impressed me well enough that you deserve a promotion. Welcome to the KKK!"

The warriors gave a round of applause to Seth, who took a bow in response. Just then, Cartman's mom opened the door to the backyard and called for her son.

"It's getting late. The Grand Wizard needs to go night night." She said.

"Okay, mom, thanks for pointing out bedtime for everyone." Cartman said, facepalming.

"It's a school night, hon." Liane said in response. "You and your little Druid friends need to..."

"We're not druids, mom!" Cartman snapped. "We're fucking warriors and wizards!"

"That's it. You're going to bed. The rest of you better get home too." She replied, as she dragged Cartman off against his will.

Realising it was late, Seth decided to head home, to prevent himself from getting potentially grounded.