The Chum Bucket - 9:45 AM

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Sheldon Plankton was fed up with always obsessing over the Krabby Patty secret formula, so he decided to take Karen's advice and search for a new recipe.

The amoeba pulled out his self-made K-Phone and tried leaving comments on various websites.

Unbeknowst to him, Mr. Krabs had hooked up a surveillance/hacking system, waiting for this exact moment.

The comments reached Krabs' computer immediately and he began editing every one of them.

The vindictive crustacean pressed a button on his device that affected only Plankton's machines.

What Plankton would see was his messages the way he wrote them, so he would be none the wiser, but everyone else would see Krabs' edited comments.

This is what Plankton wrote: "Hey there. My name's Sheldon Plankton. I need a new recipe, and I was wondering if you have any copycat recipe links to use. Let me know soon; thanks!"

This is what everyone else, especially Plankton's recipient, saw: "Daaaayum, you have one suh-weeeeet body. I want to *dolphin chirp* you from behind, because your bubble butt makes my shrimp grow."

Just as Krabs (and actually Plankton himself) predicted, he was blocked, and the cook was absolutely traumatized. She eventually turned to drugs, marijuana, and alcohol for support because Plankton was living rent-free in her head now.

She told all of her friends about Plankton's lewd comments about finding new recipes.

Not only that, but all her friends told all their relatives, who told all their friends too, who told...

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Unbeknowst to him, the amoeba tried again.

Plankton's comment on Amber Lobster's Breakfast Posts on Snapper (the clam version of Twitter): "Hi, I'm looking for a new recipe. I own a restaurant, and I want to make it more of a breakfast place. Do you have any tips on how to make good food? I can't seem to find any good recipes. Please respond as soon as you can. Thank you."

The comment everyone saw: "Does anyone have a way to sneak roofies into people's drinks? Let's just cut to the chase: You, me, chloroform, and a dumpster out back. Hope to get ready for my big night of hot fun. Thank you."

Plankton was blocked again, and the same form of cancel culture happened again.

Not only that, but Krabs deliberately sabotaged all the amoeba's computers and disabled any links, websites, and anything mentioning recipes.

He wanted revenge on Plankton for existing at this point.

Police cars showed up at the Chum Bucket.

"Sheldon Plankton! You are under arrest for implicit sexual assault and thought crimes; you have ten seconds to comply!"

After he accepted his fate, because he knew he'd never win anyway, the amoeba was taken to federal court.

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The judge showed everyone all of Plankton's incriminating messages that mentioned finding new recipes.

Strangely enough, the messages were just the words that Plankton wrote.

"Why am I even on trial, much less accused of this kind of behavior?", the amoeba screamed.

The judge replied, "You may not have said that directly, but you meant to commit virtual grooming. You want to know how I know you're being a lewd person in disguise of a decent human being? Because THEY SAID you were!"

Plankton turned to see the cook from before, looking like a complete wreck, drained of all emotion.

Amber Lobster was also at the stand to testify against Plankton, and that she herself was next on trial for first-degree murder, just so she could be arrested to get away from him forever.

"You may have said innocent things to the naked eye, but you meant to be lewd. And for delusional, repulsive, toxic, predatory, perverted, retarded, demented, and flat-out ameoba supremacist comments (because you haven't posted anything supporting the current thing), there can be no forgiveness. You knew exactly what you were doing."

Plankton was slowly going insane, especially seeing how the people he contacted sabotaged their own lives to teach him a lesson on thinking about them, period.

The judge then turned to Mr. Krabs and congratulated him and Plankton's victims for their sting operation and his hacking abilities, and the Bikini Bottom Mayor awarded him with the Congressional Medal of Honor for bringing down this one-man thought-crime-ridden mental case.