Opening his eyes, he saw another world.

The typical one it seemed, with medieval structures and roaming demi-humans.

His isekai fantasy.

Pinching both his cheeks and nodding to himself as if confirming something, he took a step forward, on his way to the quest NPC-
-And felt himself oddly midair for a split second, before his body hit the ground.

Confused and slightly embarrassed, he tried to stand up... but found that he couldn't feel anything from the lower half of his body.

Looking down he realized why.

His lower half wasn't there. Missing. Gone. Vanished away to places unknown.

"scream" he screamed.

"scream" an onlooking demi-human child screamed.

"scream" Joe Biden screamed.

As if his body just noticed what happened, the new hole created at his hips burst out with blood, guts, and poopoo-peepee materials.
The pain was unbearable.
Convulsing on the hard cobblestone, he wondered why God hated him.

Underneath the blood and gore, the culprit lay bored, its long yellow body deciding to crawl away.

The onlookers who were onlooking the highly onlookable situation were horribly frightened and extremely confused.
This eccentric-looking man, who had appeared before their eyes with his lower half missing.

"What the fuck!?" ejaculated an armored knight who came running here due to the commotion.
He was shocked, looking around to see who had done this to the boy.

"Help me p-please" Subaru whimpered out through snot and tears.

After hearing that, the knight's demeanor completely changed.

Raising a fist to his chest, the knight ejaculated, "Don't worry young man, I will definitely save you!".

As he said that, his body trembled and inflated, armor being torn away with pure muscle in its place.
The helmet was long gone, revealing the identity of the knight.

Gold hair and a well-defined face, it was All Might. Ejaculating to save the day.

Subaru by now had bled to near death. His consussyness was fading away, but even then, he held his hope for the number one hero.

Seeing the look in his eyes, All Might did the one thing he did best.

"Texas Ejaculation SMASH!"

Subaru's remaining upper half was turned into a bloody mist.

All might smiled his best smile.